Бедовая ночь
Описание
Уэнздей и Вещь врываются в офис коронера, чтобы скопировать файлы жертв монстра. Пытаясь найти закономерность, Уэнздей обнаруживает, что у каждой жертвы отсутствует какая-то части тела, и все они были удалены хирургическим путем. Уэнздей с подозрением относится к Ксавье и следует за ним в его художественную мастерскую, где она обнаруживает несколько рисунков монстра, которые привели ее к пещере, где, как она думает, пряталось чудовище. Там она находит и забирает один из его когтей, после чего передает его шерифу Галпину, чтобы тот провел ДНК-тест. Уэнздей и Тайлер вместе посещают Вороний Бал, который ежегодно проводится в академии Невермор. Тем временем Юджин, одноклассник Уэнздей, помогающий ей с расследованием, становится свидетелем того, как фигура в плаще взрывает пещеру монстра. Танец прерывает сын мэра, который запускает в зале, где проходят танцы, противопожарные разбрызгиватели, в которых вместо воды — красная краска, в отместку за сорванную городскую церемонию. Уэнздей посещает видение, в котором она видит, что Юджин в опасности. Она направляется в лес, чтобы спасти его, но вместо этого находит его тяжело раненным монстром.
Субтитры
- 00:00:26,025 --> 00:00:28,736 <i>Dr. Kinbott tells me</i> <i>I should get out more.</i>
- 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:36,202 <i>Says I need to open my mind</i> <i>to new people and experiences.</i>
- 00:00:36,285 --> 00:00:38,955 <i>Who am I to argue</i> <i>with her professional clichés?</i>
- 00:00:45,002 --> 00:00:46,212 While I do the autopsy,
- 00:00:46,295 --> 00:00:49,382 you find the files of the monster's other victims and make copies.
- 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:51,926 -Don't pout.
- 00:00:52,009 --> 00:00:53,469 Your scalpel skills are questionable.
- 00:00:56,013 --> 00:00:59,267 Do you remember my 13th birthday, when Uncle Fester gave me that cadaver?
- 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:01,352 You sliced right through that man's carotid.
- 00:01:05,189 --> 00:01:06,190 No.
- 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:08,776 No.
- 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:11,154 Magnificent hematoma.
- 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:18,870 There you are.
- 00:01:23,791 --> 00:01:27,420 Thursday, 7:23 p.m. The body is that of a 50-year-old male.
- 00:01:36,387 --> 00:01:39,056 Lacerations and defensive wounds appear on both hands.
- 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:42,101 What remains of the chest and torso indicates a frenzied attack.
- 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:44,312 Subject has been almost entirely disemboweled.
- 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:57,116 This is curious.
- 00:01:57,658 --> 00:01:59,243 Subject's left foot is missing.
- 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:02,121 It appears to have been chewed off at the ankle.
- 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,837 Have you seen a left foot anywhere?
- 00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:12,965 Calm down. Who's coming?
- 00:02:20,848 --> 00:02:22,934 Appreciate you coming back to the office, Doc.
- 00:02:23,017 --> 00:02:24,352 No problem, Sheriff.
- 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:25,978 Whatever I can do to help.
- 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:29,565 Whatever or whoever is responsible for these killings…
- 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:32,485 In all my years, I've never seen injuries like them.
- 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:34,987 I thought you should see this
- 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:37,490 before I issued my report on the latest victim.
- 00:02:38,407 --> 00:02:39,992 It's a real noodle-scratcher.
- 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:45,915 The killer cut off two toes from the victim's left foot.
- 00:02:45,998 --> 00:02:48,376 Best guess, they used a surgical saw.
- 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,045 The final autopsy report's still pending.
- 00:02:51,128 --> 00:02:53,673 Minute you're done, send it straight to my desk.
- 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:55,216 Media blackout on the toes.
- 00:02:56,008 --> 00:02:57,009 Sure thing, Sheriff.
- 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:01,097 Been a busy couple of weeks, huh?
- 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:04,267 At least I'm going out in style. Friday's my last day.
- 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:06,853 Happy retirement, Doc.
- 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:09,522 Gonna surprise Mrs. Anwar with a four-week cruise.
- 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:14,360 Excited to trade rib shears for Mai Tais.
- 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:19,115 See yourself out. I'll lock up.
- 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:42,138 I don't remember this one coming in.
- 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,809 Full rigor. You've been dead a while.
- 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,979 Guess you won't mind waiting another day for me to cut you open.
- 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:06,537 Five more minutes.
- 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,123 I was just getting comfortable.
- 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:34,023 When I suggested giving your side of the room a makeover,
- 00:04:34,106 --> 00:04:36,817 I did not have Ted Bundy's Pinterest in mind.
- 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:40,488 Still not as creepy as your stuffed unicorn collection.
- 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:42,740 Is this why you snuck out last night?
- 00:04:42,823 --> 00:04:44,951 Thing and I made an unsanctioned trip to the morgue
- 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:46,744 to copy the files of the monster's victims.
- 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:51,123 Okay, there are so many levels of ew in that statement,
- 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:53,960 -I don't know where to begin. -I need to get inside its head.
- 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:57,880 Discover any patterns or anomalies. I've already made a big discovery.
- 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:03,052 Turns out all of the monster's victims have had body parts surgically removed.
- 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,597 The first one a kidney, the second a finger--
- 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:09,392 -Wednesday, I don't feel-- -Third a gall bladder.
- 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:12,269 And the bearded man from the meeting house, two toes.
- 00:05:12,353 --> 00:05:15,398 Do you understand what this means? These murders aren't mindless.
- 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:19,443 He's collecting trophies like a seasoned serial killer. It's impressive, actually.
- 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:26,826 Fetch the smelling salts.
- 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:28,494 Again.
- 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:35,960 While most plants reward their pollinators with sweet nectar,
- 00:05:36,043 --> 00:05:40,006 many carnivorous varieties turn to sexual trickery
- 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:41,424 or deception.
- 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,347 I tweaked my back fencing.
- 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:52,768 The orchid produces a pheromone that mimics a female insect,
- 00:05:53,352 --> 00:05:54,937 luring the males in.
- 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,982 Now, once the plant is pollinated,
- 00:05:58,065 --> 00:06:00,526 what do the male insects get in exchange?
- 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:03,738 Nada. Just like all the guys at the Rave'N.
- 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:07,658 Okay, okay. I know you're all excited about Saturday,
- 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:09,952 which is why I haven't assigned any homework.
- 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,037 -Yes!
- 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,373 But I do still need volunteers for the decorating committee.
- 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,834 Anyone interested, come and see me up here.
- 00:06:17,334 --> 00:06:18,836 You're not gonna volunteer?
- 00:06:18,919 --> 00:06:22,256 Aren't you pumped about disco balls and spiked punch?
- 00:06:22,339 --> 00:06:24,800 There's even a DJ. MC Blood Suckaz.
- 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,469 I'd rather stick needles in my eyes.
- 00:06:28,804 --> 00:06:30,347 I'll probably do that anyway.
- 00:06:30,931 --> 00:06:33,225 Or you could invite someone and have a little fun.
- 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:54,789 We need to do this.
- 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,958 Xavier didn't get those scratches from fencing.
- 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:00,669 He's hiding something.
- 00:07:25,402 --> 00:07:27,530 I suppose every artist needs a muse.
- 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:35,996 Xavier, you just became that much more interesting.
- 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,093 Wednesday.
- 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,137 Xavier.
- 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:52,304 Hello.
- 00:07:53,305 --> 00:07:55,015 -What are you doing? -Nothing.
- 00:07:55,891 --> 00:07:57,685 I just saw you come out this way.
- 00:07:58,185 --> 00:07:59,436 What is this place?
- 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,606 It's kind of my private art studio.
- 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:05,943 I cleared it out, fixed it up, so Weems let me use it.
- 00:08:06,026 --> 00:08:08,821 How very entrepreneurial. I would love to see inside.
- 00:08:09,446 --> 00:08:10,948 Why don't you give me a tour?
- 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:14,285 Not right now. It's a total mess.
- 00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:16,662 I shadowed a crime scene photographer last summer.
- 00:08:16,745 --> 00:08:18,205 I'm not easily fazed.
- 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:21,458 Maybe another time. Why were you looking for me?
- 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:25,588 I wanted to go over Ms. Thornhill's homework assignment.
- 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:28,799 She didn't give us homework.
- 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:30,718 Remember?
- 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,512 Why are you really out here?
- 00:08:35,222 --> 00:08:36,807 Is this about a certain dance
- 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:39,768 that makes you want to poke needles into your eyes, perhaps?
- 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:42,021 I'm all ears.
- 00:08:43,647 --> 00:08:47,526 <i>Sometimes intentions melt</i> <i>in the face of unexpected opportunity.</i>
- 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:50,279 <i>If this was my chance</i> <i>to get up close and personal</i>
- 00:08:50,362 --> 00:08:52,031 <i>with a potential serial killer,</i>
- 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,742 <i>how could I refuse?</i>
- 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:57,453 -Are you really going to make me ask? -Oh, absolutely.
- 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:07,963 Would you…
- 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,094 Would--
- 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:19,099 Would you possibly consider going to the Rave'N dance with a certain…
- 00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:22,686 Would--
- 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:25,606 Would you go to the dance with me?
- 00:09:27,399 --> 00:09:30,444 Yes, Wednesday, I would love to go to the dance with you.
- 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:33,113 I thought you'd never ask.
- 00:09:33,989 --> 00:09:35,449 Neither did I.
- 00:09:37,409 --> 00:09:40,955 Oh my God! Wednesday Addams is going to the Rave'N.
- 00:09:41,038 --> 00:09:42,957 My whole world is tilted!
- 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,959 -You know what you need? -A bullet to the head?
- 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:46,752 -A dress. -I already have one.
- 00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:49,672 Not the one you showed up here in!
- 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:53,217 That thing was a fashion emergency not even lightning could resuscitate.
- 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:54,551 Thing, back me up here.
- 00:09:56,553 --> 00:09:58,013 You need something that screams,
- 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:01,267 "First date. Stand back, bitches! I have arrived!"
- 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:03,185 And I know just the place!
- 00:10:05,312 --> 00:10:07,731 What kind of dystopian hellscape is this?
- 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:12,152 Our first roomie shopping spree!
- 00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:15,114 The dance committee's suggesting all white to match the theme,
- 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:17,741 but that's not gonna fly with us.
- 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:19,118 I have more pressing business
- 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:22,204 than to worry about a dress for a dance I don't want to attend.
- 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,707 But I thought we were bonding.
- 00:10:26,041 --> 00:10:27,960 I feel I'll only slow you down.
- 00:10:28,043 --> 00:10:30,504 You're a gazelle. I'm a wounded fawn.
- 00:10:30,587 --> 00:10:32,506 Cut me loose and go run with the pack.
- 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,551 Are you sure?
- 00:10:46,353 --> 00:10:48,689 I'm going to see Galpin. I'm not stop--
- 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:58,198 Hi, Wednesday.
- 00:11:00,075 --> 00:11:02,036 That dress will certainly turn some heads.
- 00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:06,040 Are you collecting more exotic trinkets for your office?
- 00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:07,916 Those are souvenirs from my travels.
- 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,085 That's how I step outside of my comfort zone.
- 00:11:10,794 --> 00:11:14,089 Speaking of which, are you going to the Rave'N this weekend?
- 00:11:14,631 --> 00:11:17,092 I'm not required to answer your questions out in the wild, am I?
- 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:20,721 I look forward to talking about it at our next session.
- 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,940 We both know that there's a monster out there.
- 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,359 If we're going to stop it,
- 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:36,695 I think it's time we put our differences aside and work together.
- 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,947 And this is your stake for me to deal you in?
- 00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:48,707 I'm sorry, you gotta do better than that. You got some nice detail though.
- 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,876 -I didn't draw it. -I need to know who did.
- 00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:53,670 Unless we're exchanging intel, I'm not at liberty to say.
- 00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:57,591 Why would I share information about an ongoing murder investigation
- 00:11:57,674 --> 00:11:58,926 with a high school kid?
- 00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:01,136 Because I go to Nevermore and you don't.
- 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:04,056 Don't you want eyes and ears behind those ivy-covered walls?
- 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:08,435 Listen, Velma, why don't you and the Scooby gang stick to your homework
- 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:10,270 and leave investigating to the professionals.
- 00:12:11,271 --> 00:12:13,982 -What? -<i>Mayor Walker's on line two.</i>
- 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,568 -<i>He's looking for an update.</i> -Hey, Addams.
- 00:12:18,153 --> 00:12:19,863 Let me see that sketch again.
- 00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:27,538 The person who drew this, that your suspect?
- 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:34,253 When you bring me some concrete evidence, maybe we'll talk.
- 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:38,382 Yes, Mayor. Everything's going splendidly.
- 00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:42,261 My spiky little sea urchin.
- 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:45,264 -That's horrible. -That's actually her singing.
- 00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,772 Is it okay if I talk to Enid?
- 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,027 Don't worry. I can handle him.
- 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,158 Thanks.
- 00:13:05,742 --> 00:13:07,870 -I'm-- -Lucas Walker, mayor's son.
- 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,372 Recently split from cheer captain, Chrissy Smothers.
- 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,167 Cute brunette who needs to rethink her spray tan.
- 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,293 That's kinda scary.
- 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,588 I have a nose for gossip and I follow half your grade on TikTok.
- 00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:20,507 Oh yeah, and my roommate kicked your butt… twice.
- 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:24,344 -Wednesday Addams is your roommate? -Sure is.
- 00:13:25,345 --> 00:13:27,222 I know this isn't a random encounter.
- 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,058 So, why are you sitting here, Lucas Walker?
- 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,144 You must want something.
- 00:13:32,227 --> 00:13:34,438 I've got a friend who works at Hawte Kewture.
- 00:13:34,521 --> 00:13:37,024 She overheard you're on the hunt for a date to the Rave'N.
- 00:13:37,524 --> 00:13:39,651 Maybe we can help each other out.
- 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,242 Don't want to ask what trouble you're in now.
- 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,119 Nothing I can't handle.
- 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:52,706 Your father's in particularly frustrating form today. Avoid.
- 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,417 Yeah, welcome to my world.
- 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,711 You guys have the Rave'N this weekend, right?
- 00:13:57,794 --> 00:14:00,255 It was all the buzz at the Weathervane today.
- 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:03,258 I must be the only one not obsessed with this stupid dance.
- 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,511 So, you're not going?
- 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:11,225 Actually, I was forced to ask someone as an act of self-preservation.
- 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:14,978 Sure, that happens, I guess.
- 00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:15,938 So, who is it?
- 00:14:18,273 --> 00:14:19,274 Xavier.
- 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:22,361 Got it.
- 00:14:23,278 --> 00:14:25,072 Hope you two have fun.
- 00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:28,325 -I'm not sure why you're upset. -That's kind of the problem.
- 00:14:28,408 --> 00:14:31,912 I mean, call me crazy, Wednesday, but you keep giving me these signals.
- 00:14:31,995 --> 00:14:35,207 It's not my fault I can't interpret your emotional Morse code.
- 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,125 Then let me spell it out.
- 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,128 I thought we liked each other,
- 00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:44,174 but then you pull something like this, and I have no idea where I stand.
- 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,552 Am I in the "more-than-friend zone"
- 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:48,762 or just a pawn in some game you're playing?
- 00:14:49,721 --> 00:14:51,640 I'm just dealing with a lot right now.
- 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,684 I need to prioritize.
- 00:14:58,438 --> 00:14:59,940 Thanks for clearing that up.
- 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:04,403 I guess, give me a call if I ever move up your to-do list.
- 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:12,160 Not one word.
- 00:15:28,343 --> 00:15:30,679 Enid wouldn't let me keep this in our dorm.
- 00:15:30,762 --> 00:15:33,515 No worries. <i>Mi colmena es su colmena</i>.
- 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,937 I assume this is the creature that's been rampaging in the woods.
- 00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,398 You've heard about it before?
- 00:15:41,481 --> 00:15:45,235 Rumors. Mr. Fitts banned me from bug-hunting until further notice.
- 00:15:45,902 --> 00:15:49,281 Claimed a bear was on the loose, which I knew was a lie.
- 00:15:49,364 --> 00:15:51,283 Didn't match their hibernation schedules.
- 00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:56,913 Speaking of monsters with sharp claws, could you give this to your roomie?
- 00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:58,248 Put in a good word for me?
- 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,542 I hear she's still sans date for the Rave'N.
- 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,752 Eugene.
- 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:06,256 I know the chances of her asking me are next to zero, but I don't care.
- 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:09,801 I'll keep putting myself out there until Enid finally… sees me.
- 00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:11,637 And if she never does?
- 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,929 She will.
- 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,556 I'm playing the long game.
- 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,017 My moms say people will appreciate me when I'm older.
- 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:19,353 They're probably just trying to make me feel better, but--
- 00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:22,105 Listen, people like me and you, we're different.
- 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:26,443 We're original thinkers, intrepid outliers in this vast cesspool of adolescence.
- 00:16:26,526 --> 00:16:29,613 We don't need these inane rites of passage to validate who we are.
- 00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:32,115 So you're not going to the Rave'N either?
- 00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,119 Actually, I am.
- 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:37,746 With Xavier.
- 00:16:39,122 --> 00:16:39,956 I see.
- 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,875 It's not like I like Xavier.
- 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,795 I just have ulterior motives.
- 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:48,799 Sketches are the closest thing I have to a lead to try and stop this thing.
- 00:16:52,844 --> 00:16:54,471 That circle…
- 00:16:54,554 --> 00:16:55,931 I think I know where that is.
- 00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:56,932 Show me.
- 00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:02,562 It's definitely a match.
- 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:04,231 What were you doing out here?
- 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,482 Collecting specimens.
- 00:17:05,565 --> 00:17:08,443 This place is ground zero for horny gypsy moths.
- 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,154 You think it's in there?
- 00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:12,489 Only one way to find out.
- 00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:22,374 I'm not a huge fan of enclosed spaces.
- 00:17:22,457 --> 00:17:23,667 I'm claustrophobic.
- 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,670 If you hear me screaming bloody murder,
- 00:17:26,753 --> 00:17:29,089 there's a good chance I'm just enjoying myself.
- 00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:46,106 This is definitely its lair.
- 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,067 Are those human?
- 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,238 No, I think it's got a taste for venison.
- 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,537 Check this out.
- 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:13,633 Yahtzee.
- 00:18:17,053 --> 00:18:17,971 What is that?
- 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,723 Concrete proof.
- 00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:33,028 All right, I won't be long.
- 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:36,698 I just need to find something to match against the claw's DNA.
- 00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,071 What are you doing?
- 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,032 How do you know what the monster looks like?
- 00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,868 Or are these all just self-portraits?
- 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:24,663 What, you think it's me? I saved your life.
- 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:27,999 So did the monster. Or was that you the night Rowan was killed?
- 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,585 -You so are out of line now. -I'm trying to uncover the truth.
- 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,088 And your art seems to have a recurring motif.
- 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:36,758 Yeah.
- 00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:40,637 This creature's been haunting my dreams for weeks.
- 00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:45,225 I try to block it out, but I can't. So I just… come in here and paint it.
- 00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:49,187 When I was painting this one, claws reached out and took a swipe at me.
- 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:50,897 That's how I got these.
- 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,067 I thought you were able to control your ability.
- 00:19:55,151 --> 00:19:57,737 -Not when it comes to this. -Maybe it's your guilty conscience.
- 00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:59,698 I told you I'm not the monster, okay?
- 00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:06,037 You just happened to draw pictures of it,
- 00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:07,956 down to the location of its lair in the woods?
- 00:20:08,748 --> 00:20:10,542 Those are some pretty vivid dreams.
- 00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:12,752 You were in here.
- 00:20:13,753 --> 00:20:15,672 Before, when I caught you outside.
- 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,967 That's the only reason you asked me to the Rave'N?
- 00:20:20,927 --> 00:20:22,721 To try and cover.
- 00:20:25,056 --> 00:20:27,475 -You are unbelievable. -It's nothing personal.
- 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,060 No, it never is with you, is it?
- 00:20:29,769 --> 00:20:33,148 I mean, do you even care about anyone or anything at all, Wednesday?
- 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:37,569 Get out!
- 00:20:50,957 --> 00:20:54,002 Yeah, I know Inez is usually three sheets to the wind,
- 00:20:54,085 --> 00:20:55,503 but she keeps calling the mayor
- 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,465 and she's BS-ing that there's lights on at the old Gates place.
- 00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:01,468 So do a drive-by, make sure there's no squatters.
- 00:21:05,513 --> 00:21:06,848 That's the claw of the monster
- 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,517 and that's a dried blood sample from a potential suspect.
- 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,978 He used it to dab scratches on his neck.
- 00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:14,356 Run the DNA test and see if they match.
- 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,524 I'm sorry, do I work for you?
- 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,235 You asked for concrete evidence. That's it.
- 00:21:19,819 --> 00:21:21,112 Where'd you get this?
- 00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:22,322 And who's the suspect?
- 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,867 Run the test first, then I'll explain everything.
- 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,410 I'm not playing games, Addams.
- 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:28,662 Neither am I, Sheriff.
- 00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:38,129 Bernice, bring me a DNA authorization form, please.
- 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:42,550 Hmm.
- 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,140 Why so glum?
- 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:52,268 Saw Enid at lunch. Asked if she got my honey.
- 00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:54,604 It's not like I didn't warn you.
- 00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:01,069 Since neither you nor I have a date to the dance--
- 00:22:01,152 --> 00:22:02,779 -We should go together! -What?
- 00:22:02,862 --> 00:22:06,574 No, I was going to suggest we stake out the cave and identify the monster.
- 00:22:09,452 --> 00:22:10,829 Whoever it may be.
- 00:22:18,461 --> 00:22:22,215 So… I hear you might be free tomorrow night after all.
- 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,111 Thank you.
- 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,762 Okay, have fun with it!
- 00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:11,973 You look gorgeous!
- 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,558 So gorgeous!
- 00:23:13,641 --> 00:23:15,518 Welcome to this year's Rave'N!
- 00:23:15,602 --> 00:23:18,396 Oh, beautiful! What a nice top!
- 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,148 Have a dance for me!
- 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,656 Welcome to the Rave'N.
- 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,346 Well, here's to a night they'll never forget.
- 00:23:51,429 --> 00:23:52,889 Careful what you wish for.
- 00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:55,391 You were a Nevermore student once.
- 00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:59,062 Don't you remember being full of hope and excitement about the Rave'N?
- 00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:02,440 All I remember is disappointment.
- 00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:05,610 The boy I asked turned me down for another girl.
- 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:10,532 Morticia Frump, in fact.
- 00:24:11,407 --> 00:24:12,283 Wednesday's mother?
- 00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:17,038 Oh, make sure nobody spikes the punch.
- 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,332 We can't afford a single misstep tonight.
- 00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:33,513 I'm coming, Eugene!
- 00:24:35,598 --> 00:24:38,643 Hey, did you grab any extra batteries for the flash--
- 00:24:40,311 --> 00:24:41,146 Tyler.
- 00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:44,774 I got your invite.
- 00:24:45,483 --> 00:24:47,402 Guessing you had Thing drop it in the tip jar?
- 00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:50,196 Good guess.
- 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:54,659 After our last conversation, I wasn't sure I'd even get to speak to you again, but…
- 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:57,829 Well, your note was so genuine and…
- 00:24:59,330 --> 00:25:00,165 sweet.
- 00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:02,000 Totally took me by surprise.
- 00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:03,960 Me too.
- 00:25:07,213 --> 00:25:08,798 Well, now that I'm here,
- 00:25:09,465 --> 00:25:10,633 I'm glad I came.
- 00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:15,930 You need a few minutes?
- 00:25:16,931 --> 00:25:20,602 Genuine and sweet? How could you do this to me?
- 00:25:32,488 --> 00:25:33,573 How'd you pay for it?
- 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:38,828 Five-finger discount, of course.
- 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,335 Thing, don't look.
- 00:26:09,275 --> 00:26:11,736 Wow, you look…
- 00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:14,781 Unrecognizable? Ridiculous?
- 00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:17,784 A classic example of female objectification for the male gaze?
- 00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:20,578 Amazing.
- 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,499 I mean it, Wednesday. You look beautiful.
- 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:30,213 Eugene?
- 00:26:30,296 --> 00:26:33,299 Wednesday, what's going on?
- 00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:38,179 What happened to staking out the cave?
- 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:47,063 Sure, I get it. Guess I'll check out the woods myself.
- 00:26:47,146 --> 00:26:48,564 Don't go alone.
- 00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:51,109 It's too dangerous. Stand down.
- 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:55,488 We'll go together tomorrow night, understood?
- 00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:04,998 Staking out a cave?
- 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:08,251 A Hummer never shies away from danger.
- 00:27:24,183 --> 00:27:25,768 Is that an abominable snowman?
- 00:27:26,352 --> 00:27:29,314 Oh my God! You can't say that, it's offensive!
- 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:31,566 The correct name is Yeti.
- 00:27:31,649 --> 00:27:34,485 Oh, sorry. Do any go here?
- 00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:37,572 Not anymore. They've been extinct since the 1950s.
- 00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:40,450 Our science teacher Ms. Thornhill chaired the dance committee this year.
- 00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:42,285 She wanted the Rave'N to feel relevant.
- 00:27:42,368 --> 00:27:45,246 So our theme is climate crisis meets extinction event.
- 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,289 But in a fun way!
- 00:27:46,372 --> 00:27:49,542 Okay, the theme of our last dance was Hawaiian nights.
- 00:27:49,625 --> 00:27:50,918 -Yeti-tini? -Yeah--
- 00:27:53,212 --> 00:27:56,466 Oh my God, I'm so sorry! Let me fix that!
- 00:27:59,677 --> 00:28:00,678 Enid?
- 00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:04,932 I thought that was you.
- 00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:07,602 Is that your date?
- 00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:12,315 Yes, and he's having the best time with me.
- 00:28:12,398 --> 00:28:15,234 We are both loving this dance…
- 00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,195 together.
- 00:28:19,572 --> 00:28:20,531 Sweet.
- 00:28:29,248 --> 00:28:32,543 Does your mood have to do with a certain pig-tailed goth girl?
- 00:28:34,253 --> 00:28:35,713 She's not here.
- 00:28:36,255 --> 00:28:37,090 We are.
- 00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:39,884 You're right. I'm sorry.
- 00:28:40,718 --> 00:28:42,887 I do really like being here with you, so…
- 00:28:42,970 --> 00:28:46,891 -I appreciate the last-minute invitation. -No more talking about Wednesday Addams.
- 00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:48,309 Deal?
- 00:28:52,563 --> 00:28:53,898 Yo, check it out.
- 00:28:57,568 --> 00:29:00,238 Wednesday totally busted out of her cocoon.
- 00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:05,827 Like a death's-head moth.
- 00:29:06,577 --> 00:29:08,454 Do you see Bianca's face?
- 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:10,206 She's not going to be happy.
- 00:29:10,289 --> 00:29:13,418 Wednesday Addams. What a lovely surprise.
- 00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:14,794 Ms. Thornhill.
- 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,796 -This is Tyler-- -Galpin.
- 00:29:18,506 --> 00:29:22,135 Uh, yeah. Double-cap, no foam, two pumps of sugar-free vanilla.
- 00:29:22,218 --> 00:29:25,847 It's a small town. It's hard to keep secrets.
- 00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:28,641 I'm gonna go get us some drinks.
- 00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:43,489 OMG! I love the look!
- 00:29:44,073 --> 00:29:45,783 Interesting choice of date though.
- 00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:48,703 I could say the same.
- 00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:51,414 It's not what it looks like.
- 00:29:51,497 --> 00:29:54,709 Good, because that pilgrim already has two strikes in my book.
- 00:29:54,792 --> 00:29:56,961 Lucas is trying to make his ex jealous.
- 00:29:57,044 --> 00:29:58,463 I'm trying to make Ajax jealous.
- 00:29:58,546 --> 00:29:59,380 It's a win-win.
- 00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:04,677 Wednesday, I come in peace.
- 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,138 That's a shame. I brought my pocket mace.
- 00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:09,932 The medieval kind.
- 00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:22,987 -Can't believe you brought him. -Why are you bringing this up?
- 00:30:23,070 --> 00:30:25,281 As if this dance weren't tedious enough.
- 00:30:25,781 --> 00:30:27,283 You don't know what he did to me.
- 00:30:34,457 --> 00:30:35,541 Enlighten me.
- 00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:43,090 I'm so sorry about your pants.
- 00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:46,969 Are those the playoffs? Who's winning, the Penguins or the Ducks?
- 00:30:47,053 --> 00:30:49,472 -You follow pro hockey? -Lifelong Sharks fan.
- 00:30:49,555 --> 00:30:50,932 I grew up with older brothers.
- 00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:53,935 It was like, "Watch hockey or we'll go all Tang Lung on you."
- 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,645 You mean Tang Lung from <i>Way of the Dragon?</i>
- 00:30:56,229 --> 00:30:58,314 Only the best kung fu movie ever made!
- 00:30:58,397 --> 00:31:00,399 You are different!
- 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,778 You up for getting down?
- 00:31:04,862 --> 00:31:05,696 Yeah.
- 00:31:14,580 --> 00:31:15,748 Eugene Ottinger.
- 00:31:16,332 --> 00:31:17,833 2100 hours.
- 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,378 No movement at the cave.
- 00:31:20,461 --> 00:31:21,671 No sign of the target.
- 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:24,382 Although…
- 00:31:25,508 --> 00:31:28,761 I just heard a rare club-horned grasshopper.
- 00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:40,481 Was it the thin mountain air or the Yeti-tinis that got to you?
- 00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:43,442 Xavier told me what you did last year.
- 00:31:44,026 --> 00:31:47,572 How you and your friends assaulted him and destroyed his mural on Outreach Day.
- 00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:56,747 I guess that was inevitable.
- 00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:03,879 Look, I… I wish I could say that it was an accident,
- 00:32:03,963 --> 00:32:07,216 or that it wasn't half as bad as it sounds, but I'd be lying.
- 00:32:08,175 --> 00:32:11,345 And he could have made things a lot worse for me, but he didn't.
- 00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:14,432 Why'd you do it?
- 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,852 I mean, I could give you a million excuses, but…
- 00:32:18,853 --> 00:32:21,355 the truth is I'm still trying to figure that out.
- 00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:26,152 I got sent away to this boot camp
- 00:32:26,235 --> 00:32:29,322 and realized that's not the version of myself I want to be.
- 00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:33,534 A bitter townie that blames everyone else for the shitty hand he's been dealt.
- 00:32:35,369 --> 00:32:38,831 Look, I did a terrible thing, but I swear I'm not a terrible person.
- 00:32:43,836 --> 00:32:46,589 Did you think I was going to judge you over some lousy prank?
- 00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:48,424 I would have taken it further.
- 00:32:48,507 --> 00:32:50,593 Like putting piranhas in a swimming pool?
- 00:32:52,428 --> 00:32:55,222 I may have done a little digging on you after we met.
- 00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:56,974 I'd do it again.
- 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:00,895 I knew there was a reason I liked you.
- 00:34:27,064 --> 00:34:28,065 Come on!
- 00:34:28,774 --> 00:34:29,942 I'll be right back.
- 00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:40,578 Oh, hi.
- 00:35:01,807 --> 00:35:03,017 Do me a favor.
- 00:35:06,937 --> 00:35:09,398 Take off your amulet and make me forget about her.
- 00:35:11,358 --> 00:35:14,445 -I can't believe you'd ask me to do that. -You said no strings.
- 00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:19,742 You broke up with me because you thought I was manipulating you with my siren song.
- 00:35:19,825 --> 00:35:22,787 Now you want me to use it to help you get over another girl?
- 00:35:45,559 --> 00:35:46,560 Let's go.
- 00:35:51,690 --> 00:35:53,526 -Come on. -You got it? Take it.
- 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,111 Keep feedin' it. Let's go. Come on.
- 00:35:59,365 --> 00:36:01,075 -Move! Move! -I'll do it.
- 00:36:02,993 --> 00:36:05,204 I was thinking maybe this isn't such a good idea.
- 00:36:05,287 --> 00:36:07,623 I don't want my dad to get any blowback, you know?
- 00:36:07,706 --> 00:36:10,084 Dude, you're the whole reason we're doing this!
- 00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:13,379 To get revenge on those freaks for nuking Crackstone's fountain!
- 00:36:13,462 --> 00:36:16,507 Don't tell me you've gone soft like Tyler. Come on, let's go.
- 00:36:26,141 --> 00:36:29,603 Eugene Ottinger. 2242 hours.
- 00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:32,064 Potential suspect has arrived at location.
- 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:42,783 Oh my God.
- 00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:02,928 Whoever invented high heels clearly had a side hustle as a torturer.
- 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,432 As my dear mother always says,
- 00:37:06,932 --> 00:37:10,394 "Fire tests gold, suffering tests a woman."
- 00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:15,524 Speaking of suffering, where's your date?
- 00:37:16,066 --> 00:37:18,235 I didn't see you and Xavier on the dance floor.
- 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:19,403 We had a little tiff.
- 00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:22,239 About you, actually.
- 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,454 You don't know what it's like.
- 00:37:29,872 --> 00:37:31,290 Being beautiful and popular?
- 00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:33,834 Never knowing people's true feelings.
- 00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:36,587 If someone likes me for me.
- 00:37:38,172 --> 00:37:39,590 What about your amulet?
- 00:37:39,673 --> 00:37:41,467 It's not foolproof.
- 00:37:41,967 --> 00:37:43,886 It's a mild prophylactic, so to speak.
- 00:37:46,013 --> 00:37:47,806 That's why Xavier broke up with me.
- 00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:50,434 He could never fully trust me.
- 00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:54,355 The worst part is I could never trust his feelings either.
- 00:37:55,856 --> 00:37:57,858 I never knew if they were real or not.
- 00:38:02,196 --> 00:38:03,280 You're lucky.
- 00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:05,366 Do tell.
- 00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:08,827 You don't care what people think of you.
- 00:38:13,749 --> 00:38:15,793 Honestly, I wish I cared a little more.
- 00:38:47,574 --> 00:38:49,243 It's time for the big finish.
- 00:38:52,454 --> 00:38:55,374 Yo! Almost eleven o'clockity,
- 00:38:55,457 --> 00:38:58,794 so haul it out on the dance floor one last time
- 00:38:58,877 --> 00:39:01,296 before the Rave'N says "Nevermore!"
- 00:40:27,299 --> 00:40:28,258 Let's go!
- 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:39,937 They couldn't even spring for real pigs' blood.
- 00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:43,440 It's only paint.
- 00:40:59,164 --> 00:41:01,083 Wednesday! Are you okay?
- 00:41:01,166 --> 00:41:03,877 Eugene is in the woods. He's in danger.
- 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:16,223 -What the hell are you doing? -Texting my dad. He's on his way.
- 00:41:16,306 --> 00:41:19,977 -Have you seen Wednesday? I lost her. -How should I know? She's your date.
- 00:41:21,603 --> 00:41:23,355 -Let's go. -That was crazy.
- 00:41:23,438 --> 00:41:25,482 -Come on. Get it. -Let's go.
- 00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:27,442 You did this?
- 00:41:27,943 --> 00:41:30,863 I can't believe I fell for your crap.
- 00:41:32,322 --> 00:41:35,367 -Enid, after Crackstone's statue-- -I thought you were different.
- 00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:38,453 I thought you liked me.
- 00:41:39,454 --> 00:41:41,915 -Wolf out! -Wolf out!
- 00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:44,543 -Wolf out!
- 00:41:44,626 --> 00:41:46,962 -Get away from her! -Let's go!
- 00:41:50,883 --> 00:41:52,467 -Are you okay?
- 00:41:54,636 --> 00:41:56,513 I didn't even want to go with him.
- 00:41:57,264 --> 00:41:58,682 I wanted to go with you.
- 00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:00,559 So why didn't you ask me?
- 00:42:00,642 --> 00:42:03,687 'Cause you blew me off the other night and never told me why.
- 00:42:05,898 --> 00:42:07,941 I was too embarrassed to tell you,
- 00:42:08,025 --> 00:42:10,694 but I… accidentally looked in the mirror
- 00:42:10,777 --> 00:42:13,197 and kind of stoned myself with my snakes.
- 00:42:18,744 --> 00:42:20,329 Whoa. We should, uh…
- 00:42:20,996 --> 00:42:23,457 We should probably take it slow. Right?
- 00:42:24,124 --> 00:42:25,167 Totally agree.
- 00:43:12,881 --> 00:43:14,174 Eugene!
- 00:43:15,842 --> 00:43:16,885 Eugene!
- 00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:26,728 Eugene?
- 00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:44,329 Eugene?
- 00:43:45,122 --> 00:43:47,332 Wednesday! Over here!
- 00:44:01,263 --> 00:44:02,264 Eugene?
- 00:44:05,642 --> 00:44:06,601 Eugene.
- 00:44:20,615 --> 00:44:21,533 Oh my God!
- 00:44:24,077 --> 00:44:26,038 -Is he alive?
- 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:08,508 [low, ominous music playing]
- 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:14,097 [rattling, thudding]
- 00:00:22,021 --> 00:00:24,023 [tense music playing]
- 00:00:26,025 --> 00:00:28,736 [Wednesday] <i>Dr. Kinbott tells me</i> <i>I should get out more.</i>
- 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:36,202 <i>Says I need to open my mind</i> <i>to new people and experiences.</i>
- 00:00:36,285 --> 00:00:38,955 <i>Who am I to argue</i> <i>with her professional clichés?</i>
- 00:00:45,002 --> 00:00:46,212 While I do the autopsy,
- 00:00:46,295 --> 00:00:49,382 you find the files of the monster's other victims and make copies.
- 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:51,926 -[Thing taps loudly] -Don't pout.
- 00:00:52,009 --> 00:00:53,469 Your scalpel skills are questionable.
- 00:00:56,013 --> 00:00:59,267 Do you remember my 13th birthday, when Uncle Fester gave me that cadaver?
- 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:01,352 You sliced right through that man's carotid.
- 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:02,603 -[resigned tap] -[sighs]
- 00:01:05,189 --> 00:01:06,190 No.
- 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:08,776 No.
- 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:11,154 [inhales appreciatively] Magnificent hematoma.
- 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:18,870 There you are.
- 00:01:23,791 --> 00:01:27,420 Thursday, 7:23 p.m. The body is that of a 50-year-old male.
- 00:01:27,503 --> 00:01:29,630 [copier whirs]
- 00:01:36,387 --> 00:01:39,056 Lacerations and defensive wounds appear on both hands.
- 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:42,101 What remains of the chest and torso indicates a frenzied attack.
- 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:44,312 Subject has been almost entirely disemboweled.
- 00:01:44,395 --> 00:01:46,105 [anxious tapping]
- 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:48,191 [vehicle approaching]
- 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:57,116 This is curious.
- 00:01:57,658 --> 00:01:59,243 Subject's left foot is missing.
- 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:02,121 It appears to have been chewed off at the ankle.
- 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,837 Have you seen a left foot anywhere?
- 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:11,047 [frantic tapping]
- 00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:12,965 Calm down. Who's coming?
- 00:02:20,848 --> 00:02:22,934 Appreciate you coming back to the office, Doc.
- 00:02:23,017 --> 00:02:24,352 No problem, Sheriff.
- 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:25,978 Whatever I can do to help.
- 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:29,565 Whatever or whoever is responsible for these killings…
- 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:32,485 In all my years, I've never seen injuries like them.
- 00:02:32,568 --> 00:02:33,402 [clattering]
- 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:34,987 I thought you should see this
- 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:37,490 before I issued my report on the latest victim.
- 00:02:38,407 --> 00:02:39,992 It's a real noodle-scratcher.
- 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:45,915 The killer cut off two toes from the victim's left foot.
- 00:02:45,998 --> 00:02:48,376 Best guess, they used a surgical saw.
- 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,045 The final autopsy report's still pending.
- 00:02:51,128 --> 00:02:53,673 Minute you're done, send it straight to my desk.
- 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:55,216 Media blackout on the toes.
- 00:02:56,008 --> 00:02:57,009 Sure thing, Sheriff.
- 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:01,097 Been a busy couple of weeks, huh?
- 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:04,267 At least I'm going out in style. Friday's my last day.
- 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:06,853 Happy retirement, Doc.
- 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:09,522 Gonna surprise Mrs. Anwar with a four-week cruise.
- 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:11,190 [chuckles wryly]
- 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:14,360 Excited to trade rib shears for Mai Tais.
- 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:19,115 See yourself out. I'll lock up.
- 00:03:23,411 --> 00:03:27,540 [mysterious music playing]
- 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:38,092 [music swells, trails off]
- 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:42,138 I don't remember this one coming in.
- 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,809 Full rigor. You've been dead a while.
- 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,979 Guess you won't mind waiting another day for me to cut you open.
- 00:03:52,773 --> 00:03:54,775 [mysterious music continuing]
- 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:06,537 Five more minutes.
- 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,123 I was just getting comfortable.
- 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:14,712 [jauntily macabre music playing]
- 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:29,310 -["Tierra Rica" by Carmita Jiménez plays] -<i>♪ Yo so la pregonera ♪</i>
- 00:04:29,393 --> 00:04:31,103 <i>♪ En alas de canción… ♪</i>
- 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:34,023 When I suggested giving your side of the room a makeover,
- 00:04:34,106 --> 00:04:36,817 I did not have Ted Bundy's Pinterest in mind.
- 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:40,488 Still not as creepy as your stuffed unicorn collection.
- 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:42,740 Is this why you snuck out last night?
- 00:04:42,823 --> 00:04:44,951 Thing and I made an unsanctioned trip to the morgue
- 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:46,744 to copy the files of the monster's victims.
- 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:51,123 Okay, there are so many levels of ew in that statement,
- 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:53,960 -I don't know where to begin. -I need to get inside its head.
- 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:57,880 Discover any patterns or anomalies. I've already made a big discovery.
- 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:03,052 Turns out all of the monster's victims have had body parts surgically removed.
- 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,597 The first one a kidney, the second a finger--
- 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:09,392 -[panting] Wednesday, I don't feel-- -Third a gall bladder.
- 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:12,269 And the bearded man from the meeting house, two toes.
- 00:05:12,353 --> 00:05:15,398 Do you understand what this means? These murders aren't mindless.
- 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:19,443 He's collecting trophies like a seasoned serial killer. It's impressive, actually.
- 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:22,822 <i>♪ …flamantes riachuelos ♪</i>
- 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:24,323 <i>♪ Sonrientes… ♪</i>
- 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:25,408 [weary tap]
- 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:26,826 Fetch the smelling salts.
- 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:28,494 Again.
- 00:05:28,577 --> 00:05:31,831 <i>♪ Ruiseñores, tenores que cantan… ♪</i>
- 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:35,960 [Thornhill] While most plants reward their pollinators with sweet nectar,
- 00:05:36,043 --> 00:05:40,006 many carnivorous varieties turn to sexual trickery
- 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:41,424 or deception.
- 00:05:43,217 --> 00:05:44,218 [song trails off]
- 00:05:44,301 --> 00:05:45,302 [Xavier grunts]
- 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,347 I tweaked my back fencing.
- 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:52,768 [Thornhill] The orchid produces a pheromone that mimics a female insect,
- 00:05:53,352 --> 00:05:54,937 luring the males in.
- 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,982 Now, once the plant is pollinated,
- 00:05:58,065 --> 00:06:00,526 what do the male insects get in exchange?
- 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:03,738 Nada. Just like all the guys at the Rave'N.
- 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:04,655 [students laugh]
- 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:07,658 Okay, okay. I know you're all excited about Saturday,
- 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:09,952 which is why I haven't assigned any homework.
- 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,037 -[scattered cheers] -Yes!
- 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,373 But I do still need volunteers for the decorating committee.
- 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,834 Anyone interested, come and see me up here.
- 00:06:17,334 --> 00:06:18,836 [Xavier] You're not gonna volunteer?
- 00:06:18,919 --> 00:06:22,256 Aren't you pumped about disco balls and spiked punch?
- 00:06:22,339 --> 00:06:24,800 There's even a DJ. MC Blood Suckaz.
- 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,469 I'd rather stick needles in my eyes.
- 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:27,553 [chuckles drily]
- 00:06:28,804 --> 00:06:30,347 I'll probably do that anyway.
- 00:06:30,931 --> 00:06:33,225 Or you could invite someone and have a little fun.
- 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:35,561 [Xavier grunts]
- 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:38,189 [tense music playing]
- 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,569 [birds warbling]
- 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:54,789 We need to do this.
- 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,958 Xavier didn't get those scratches from fencing.
- 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:00,669 He's hiding something.
- 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:06,634 [suspenseful music playing]
- 00:07:25,402 --> 00:07:27,530 I suppose every artist needs a muse.
- 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:35,996 Xavier, you just became that much more interesting.
- 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,093 Wednesday.
- 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,137 Xavier.
- 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:52,304 Hello.
- 00:07:53,305 --> 00:07:55,015 -What are you doing? -Nothing.
- 00:07:55,891 --> 00:07:57,685 I just saw you come out this way.
- 00:07:58,185 --> 00:07:59,436 What is this place?
- 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,606 It's kind of my private art studio.
- 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:05,943 I cleared it out, fixed it up, so Weems let me use it.
- 00:08:06,026 --> 00:08:08,821 How very entrepreneurial. I would love to see inside.
- 00:08:09,446 --> 00:08:10,948 Why don't you give me a tour?
- 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:14,285 Not right now. It's a total mess.
- 00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:16,662 I shadowed a crime scene photographer last summer.
- 00:08:16,745 --> 00:08:18,205 I'm not easily fazed.
- 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:21,458 Maybe another time. Why were you looking for me?
- 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:25,588 I wanted to go over Ms. Thornhill's homework assignment.
- 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:28,799 She didn't give us homework.
- 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:30,718 Remember?
- 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,512 Why are you really out here?
- 00:08:35,222 --> 00:08:36,807 Is this about a certain dance
- 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:39,768 that makes you want to poke needles into your eyes, perhaps?
- 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:42,021 I'm all ears.
- 00:08:43,647 --> 00:08:47,526 [Wednesday] <i>Sometimes intentions melt</i> <i>in the face of unexpected opportunity.</i>
- 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:50,279 <i>If this was my chance</i> <i>to get up close and personal</i>
- 00:08:50,362 --> 00:08:52,031 <i>with a potential serial killer,</i>
- 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,742 <i>how could I refuse?</i>
- 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:57,453 -Are you really going to make me ask? -Oh, absolutely.
- 00:09:00,539 --> 00:09:02,166 [weary sigh]
- 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:07,963 [flatly] Would you…
- 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,094 Would--
- 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:19,099 Would you possibly consider going to the Rave'N dance with a certain…
- 00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:22,686 Would--
- 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:25,606 Would you go to the dance with me?
- 00:09:25,689 --> 00:09:26,690 [chuckles]
- 00:09:27,399 --> 00:09:30,444 Yes, Wednesday, I would love to go to the dance with you.
- 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:33,113 I thought you'd never ask.
- 00:09:33,989 --> 00:09:35,449 [gritting teeth] Neither did I.
- 00:09:37,409 --> 00:09:40,955 [squeals] Oh my God! Wednesday Addams is going to the Rave'N.
- 00:09:41,038 --> 00:09:42,957 My whole world is tilted!
- 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,959 -You know what you need? -A bullet to the head?
- 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:46,752 -A dress. -I already have one.
- 00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:49,672 Not the one you showed up here in!
- 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:53,217 That thing was a fashion emergency not even lightning could resuscitate.
- 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:54,551 Thing, back me up here.
- 00:09:56,553 --> 00:09:58,013 You need something that screams,
- 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:01,267 "First date. Stand back, bitches! I have arrived!"
- 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:03,185 And I know just the place!
- 00:10:05,312 --> 00:10:07,731 What kind of dystopian hellscape is this?
- 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,275 [dolorous music playing]
- 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:12,152 [Enid] Our first roomie shopping spree!
- 00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:15,114 The dance committee's suggesting all white to match the theme,
- 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:17,741 but that's not gonna fly with us.
- 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:19,118 I have more pressing business
- 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:22,204 than to worry about a dress for a dance I don't want to attend.
- 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,707 But I thought we were bonding.
- 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:25,958 [students laughing]
- 00:10:26,041 --> 00:10:27,960 I feel I'll only slow you down.
- 00:10:28,043 --> 00:10:30,504 You're a gazelle. I'm a wounded fawn.
- 00:10:30,587 --> 00:10:32,506 Cut me loose and go run with the pack.
- 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,551 Are you sure?
- 00:10:46,353 --> 00:10:48,689 I'm going to see Galpin. I'm not stop--
- 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:51,942 [grandiose, elegant music playing]
- 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:56,280 [door chimes ring]
- 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:58,198 Hi, Wednesday.
- 00:11:00,075 --> 00:11:02,036 That dress will certainly turn some heads.
- 00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:06,040 Are you collecting more exotic trinkets for your office?
- 00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:07,916 Those are souvenirs from my travels.
- 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,085 That's how I step outside of my comfort zone.
- 00:11:10,794 --> 00:11:14,089 Speaking of which, are you going to the Rave'N this weekend?
- 00:11:14,631 --> 00:11:17,092 I'm not required to answer your questions out in the wild, am I?
- 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:20,721 I look forward to talking about it at our next session.
- 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,940 We both know that there's a monster out there.
- 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,359 If we're going to stop it,
- 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:36,695 I think it's time we put our differences aside and work together.
- 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,947 And this is your stake for me to deal you in?
- 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:44,953 [Galpin sighs]
- 00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:48,707 I'm sorry, you gotta do better than that. You got some nice detail though.
- 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,876 -I didn't draw it. -I need to know who did.
- 00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:53,670 Unless we're exchanging intel, I'm not at liberty to say.
- 00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:57,591 Why would I share information about an ongoing murder investigation
- 00:11:57,674 --> 00:11:58,926 with a high school kid?
- 00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:01,136 Because I go to Nevermore and you don't.
- 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:04,056 Don't you want eyes and ears behind those ivy-covered walls?
- 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:08,435 Listen, Velma, why don't you and the Scooby gang stick to your homework
- 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:10,270 and leave investigating to the professionals.
- 00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:11,188 [phone ringing]
- 00:12:11,271 --> 00:12:13,982 -What? -[woman] <i>Mayor Walker's on line two.</i>
- 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,568 -<i>He's looking for an update.</i> -Hey, Addams.
- 00:12:18,153 --> 00:12:19,863 Let me see that sketch again.
- 00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:23,242 [suspenseful music playing]
- 00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:27,538 The person who drew this, that your suspect?
- 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:34,253 When you bring me some concrete evidence, maybe we'll talk.
- 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:38,382 Yes, Mayor. Everything's going splendidly.
- 00:12:38,465 --> 00:12:40,134 [indistinct chatter]
- 00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:42,261 [student] My spiky little sea urchin.
- 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:45,264 -That's horrible. -That's actually her singing.
- 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:46,348 [chatter subsides]
- 00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,772 Is it okay if I talk to Enid?
- 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,027 [Enid] Don't worry. I can handle him.
- 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,158 Thanks.
- 00:13:05,742 --> 00:13:07,870 -I'm-- -Lucas Walker, mayor's son.
- 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,372 Recently split from cheer captain, Chrissy Smothers.
- 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,167 Cute brunette who needs to rethink her spray tan.
- 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,293 That's kinda scary.
- 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,588 I have a nose for gossip and I follow half your grade on TikTok.
- 00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:20,507 Oh yeah, and my roommate kicked your butt… twice.
- 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:24,344 -Wednesday Addams is your roommate? -Sure is.
- 00:13:25,345 --> 00:13:27,222 I know this isn't a random encounter.
- 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,058 So, why are you sitting here, Lucas Walker?
- 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,144 You must want something.
- 00:13:32,227 --> 00:13:34,438 I've got a friend who works at Hawte Kewture.
- 00:13:34,521 --> 00:13:37,024 She overheard you're on the hunt for a date to the Rave'N.
- 00:13:37,524 --> 00:13:39,651 Maybe we can help each other out.
- 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,242 Don't want to ask what trouble you're in now.
- 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,119 Nothing I can't handle.
- 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:52,706 Your father's in particularly frustrating form today. Avoid.
- 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,417 Yeah, welcome to my world.
- 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,711 You guys have the Rave'N this weekend, right?
- 00:13:57,794 --> 00:14:00,255 It was all the buzz at the Weathervane today.
- 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:03,258 I must be the only one not obsessed with this stupid dance.
- 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,511 So, you're not going?
- 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:11,225 Actually, I was forced to ask someone as an act of self-preservation.
- 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:14,978 Sure, that happens, I guess.
- 00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:15,938 So, who is it?
- 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,190 [restrained, poignant music playing]
- 00:14:18,273 --> 00:14:19,274 Xavier.
- 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:22,361 Got it.
- 00:14:23,278 --> 00:14:25,072 Hope you two have fun.
- 00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:28,325 -I'm not sure why you're upset. -That's kind of the problem.
- 00:14:28,408 --> 00:14:31,912 I mean, call me crazy, Wednesday, but you keep giving me these signals.
- 00:14:31,995 --> 00:14:35,207 It's not my fault I can't interpret your emotional Morse code.
- 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,125 Then let me spell it out.
- 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,128 I thought we liked each other,
- 00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:44,174 but then you pull something like this, and I have no idea where I stand.
- 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,552 Am I in the "more-than-friend zone"
- 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:48,762 or just a pawn in some game you're playing?
- 00:14:49,721 --> 00:14:51,640 I'm just dealing with a lot right now.
- 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,684 I need to prioritize.
- 00:14:58,438 --> 00:14:59,940 Thanks for clearing that up.
- 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:04,403 I guess, give me a call if I ever move up your to-do list.
- 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:12,160 [forcefully] Not one word.
- 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:17,958 [bees buzzing]
- 00:15:28,343 --> 00:15:30,679 Enid wouldn't let me keep this in our dorm.
- 00:15:30,762 --> 00:15:33,515 No worries. <i>Mi colmena es su colmena</i>.
- 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,937 I assume this is the creature that's been rampaging in the woods.
- 00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,398 You've heard about it before?
- 00:15:41,481 --> 00:15:45,235 Rumors. Mr. Fitts banned me from bug-hunting until further notice.
- 00:15:45,902 --> 00:15:49,281 Claimed a bear was on the loose, which I knew was a lie.
- 00:15:49,364 --> 00:15:51,283 Didn't match their hibernation schedules.
- 00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:56,913 Speaking of monsters with sharp claws, could you give this to your roomie?
- 00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:58,248 Put in a good word for me?
- 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,542 I hear she's still sans date for the Rave'N.
- 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,752 Eugene.
- 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:06,256 I know the chances of her asking me are next to zero, but I don't care.
- 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:09,801 I'll keep putting myself out there until Enid finally… sees me.
- 00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:11,637 And if she never does?
- 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,929 She will.
- 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,556 I'm playing the long game.
- 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,017 My moms say people will appreciate me when I'm older.
- 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:19,353 They're probably just trying to make me feel better, but--
- 00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:22,105 Listen, people like me and you, we're different.
- 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:26,443 We're original thinkers, intrepid outliers in this vast cesspool of adolescence.
- 00:16:26,526 --> 00:16:29,613 We don't need these inane rites of passage to validate who we are.
- 00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:32,115 So you're not going to the Rave'N either?
- 00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,119 Actually, I am.
- 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:37,746 With Xavier.
- 00:16:39,122 --> 00:16:39,956 I see.
- 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,875 It's not like I like Xavier.
- 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,795 I just have ulterior motives.
- 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:48,799 Sketches are the closest thing I have to a lead to try and stop this thing.
- 00:16:52,844 --> 00:16:54,471 [Eugene] That circle…
- 00:16:54,554 --> 00:16:55,931 I think I know where that is.
- 00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:56,932 Show me.
- 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,811 [eerie music playing]
- 00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:02,562 [Wednesday] It's definitely a match.
- 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:04,231 What were you doing out here?
- 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,482 Collecting specimens.
- 00:17:05,565 --> 00:17:08,443 This place is ground zero for horny gypsy moths.
- 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,154 You think it's in there?
- 00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:12,489 Only one way to find out.
- 00:17:17,744 --> 00:17:19,496 [eerie music continues]
- 00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:22,374 I'm not a huge fan of enclosed spaces.
- 00:17:22,457 --> 00:17:23,667 I'm claustrophobic.
- 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,670 If you hear me screaming bloody murder,
- 00:17:26,753 --> 00:17:29,089 there's a good chance I'm just enjoying myself.
- 00:17:31,758 --> 00:17:32,759 [Eugene sighs]
- 00:17:37,472 --> 00:17:38,473 [sighs]
- 00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:46,106 [Wednesday] This is definitely its lair.
- 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,067 [Eugene] Are those human?
- 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,238 No, I think it's got a taste for venison.
- 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,537 Check this out.
- 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,168 [chilling music playing]
- 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:13,633 Yahtzee.
- 00:18:17,053 --> 00:18:17,971 What is that?
- 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,723 Concrete proof.
- 00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:33,028 All right, I won't be long.
- 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:36,698 I just need to find something to match against the claw's DNA.
- 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,214 [tense coda plays]
- 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,513 [chilling music playing]
- 00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,071 What are you doing?
- 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,032 How do you know what the monster looks like?
- 00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,868 Or are these all just self-portraits?
- 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:24,663 [scoffs] What, you think it's me? I saved your life.
- 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:27,999 So did the monster. Or was that you the night Rowan was killed?
- 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,585 -You so are out of line now. -I'm trying to uncover the truth.
- 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,088 And your art seems to have a recurring motif.
- 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:36,758 Yeah.
- 00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:40,637 This creature's been haunting my dreams for weeks.
- 00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:45,225 I try to block it out, but I can't. So I just… come in here and paint it.
- 00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:49,187 When I was painting this one, claws reached out and took a swipe at me.
- 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:50,897 That's how I got these.
- 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,067 I thought you were able to control your ability.
- 00:19:55,151 --> 00:19:57,737 -Not when it comes to this. -Maybe it's your guilty conscience.
- 00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:59,698 I told you I'm not the monster, okay?
- 00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:06,037 You just happened to draw pictures of it,
- 00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:07,956 down to the location of its lair in the woods?
- 00:20:08,748 --> 00:20:10,542 Those are some pretty vivid dreams.
- 00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:12,752 You were in here.
- 00:20:13,753 --> 00:20:15,672 Before, when I caught you outside.
- 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,967 That's the only reason you asked me to the Rave'N?
- 00:20:20,927 --> 00:20:22,721 [scoffs] To try and cover.
- 00:20:25,056 --> 00:20:27,475 -You are unbelievable. -It's nothing personal.
- 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,060 No, it never is with you, is it?
- 00:20:29,769 --> 00:20:33,148 I mean, do you even care about anyone or anything at all, Wednesday?
- 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:37,569 Get out!
- 00:20:50,957 --> 00:20:54,002 Yeah, I know Inez is usually three sheets to the wind,
- 00:20:54,085 --> 00:20:55,503 but she keeps calling the mayor
- 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,465 and she's BS-ing that there's lights on at the old Gates place.
- 00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:01,468 So do a drive-by, make sure there's no squatters.
- 00:21:05,513 --> 00:21:06,848 That's the claw of the monster
- 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,517 and that's a dried blood sample from a potential suspect.
- 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,978 He used it to dab scratches on his neck.
- 00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:14,356 Run the DNA test and see if they match.
- 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,524 I'm sorry, do I work for you?
- 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,235 You asked for concrete evidence. That's it.
- 00:21:19,819 --> 00:21:21,112 Where'd you get this?
- 00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:22,322 And who's the suspect?
- 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,867 Run the test first, then I'll explain everything.
- 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,410 I'm not playing games, Addams.
- 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:28,662 Neither am I, Sheriff.
- 00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:38,129 Bernice, bring me a DNA authorization form, please.
- 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:42,550 Hmm.
- 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,140 [Wednesday] Why so glum?
- 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:52,268 Saw Enid at lunch. Asked if she got my honey.
- 00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:54,604 It's not like I didn't warn you.
- 00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:01,069 Since neither you nor I have a date to the dance--
- 00:22:01,152 --> 00:22:02,779 -We should go together! -What?
- 00:22:02,862 --> 00:22:06,574 No, I was going to suggest we stake out the cave and identify the monster.
- 00:22:09,452 --> 00:22:10,829 Whoever it may be.
- 00:22:18,461 --> 00:22:22,215 So… I hear you might be free tomorrow night after all.
- 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,219 [Xavier chuckles]
- 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,111 [customer] Thank you.
- 00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,283 [espresso machine whirring]
- 00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:49,868 [bell dings]
- 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:06,926 [upbeat pop music playing]
- 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,762 [Thornhill] Okay, have fun with it!
- 00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:11,973 You look gorgeous!
- 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,558 So gorgeous!
- 00:23:13,641 --> 00:23:15,518 Welcome to this year's Rave'N!
- 00:23:15,602 --> 00:23:18,396 Oh, beautiful! What a nice top!
- 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,148 Have a dance for me!
- 00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,859 [upbeat pop music playing]
- 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,656 Welcome to the Rave'N.
- 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,346 Well, here's to a night they'll never forget.
- 00:23:51,429 --> 00:23:52,889 Careful what you wish for.
- 00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:55,391 [Thornhill] You were a Nevermore student once.
- 00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:59,062 Don't you remember being full of hope and excitement about the Rave'N?
- 00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:02,440 All I remember is disappointment.
- 00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:05,610 The boy I asked turned me down for another girl.
- 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:10,532 Morticia Frump, in fact.
- 00:24:11,407 --> 00:24:12,283 Wednesday's mother?
- 00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:17,038 Oh, make sure nobody spikes the punch.
- 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,332 We can't afford a single misstep tonight.
- 00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:32,303 [knocking at door]
- 00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:33,513 I'm coming, Eugene!
- 00:24:35,598 --> 00:24:38,643 Hey, did you grab any extra batteries for the flash--
- 00:24:40,311 --> 00:24:41,146 Tyler.
- 00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:44,774 I got your invite.
- 00:24:45,483 --> 00:24:47,402 Guessing you had Thing drop it in the tip jar?
- 00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:50,196 Good guess.
- 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:54,659 After our last conversation, I wasn't sure I'd even get to speak to you again, but…
- 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:57,829 Well, your note was so genuine and…
- 00:24:59,330 --> 00:25:00,165 sweet.
- 00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:02,000 Totally took me by surprise.
- 00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:03,960 Me too.
- 00:25:07,213 --> 00:25:08,798 Well, now that I'm here,
- 00:25:09,465 --> 00:25:10,633 I'm glad I came.
- 00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:15,930 You need a few minutes?
- 00:25:16,931 --> 00:25:20,602 Genuine and sweet? How could you do this to me?
- 00:25:21,561 --> 00:25:23,146 [frustrated sigh]
- 00:25:23,229 --> 00:25:24,230 [Thing snaps twice]
- 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:30,069 [grandiose, elegant music playing]
- 00:25:32,488 --> 00:25:33,573 How'd you pay for it?
- 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:38,828 Five-finger discount, of course.
- 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,335 Thing, don't look.
- 00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:04,604 [darkly grandiose music playing]
- 00:26:09,275 --> 00:26:11,736 Wow, you look…
- 00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:14,781 Unrecognizable? Ridiculous?
- 00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:17,784 A classic example of female objectification for the male gaze?
- 00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:20,578 Amazing.
- 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,499 I mean it, Wednesday. You look beautiful.
- 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:30,213 Eugene?
- 00:26:30,296 --> 00:26:33,299 Wednesday, what's going on?
- 00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:35,802 [pop music playing faintly]
- 00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:38,179 What happened to staking out the cave?
- 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:47,063 Sure, I get it. Guess I'll check out the woods myself.
- 00:26:47,146 --> 00:26:48,564 Don't go alone.
- 00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:51,109 It's too dangerous. Stand down.
- 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:55,488 We'll go together tomorrow night, understood?
- 00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:04,998 Staking out a cave?
- 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:08,251 A Hummer never shies away from danger.
- 00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:11,963 ["The Beginning" by Magdalena Bay playing]
- 00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:17,969 <i>♪ No hero nor a villain inside ♪</i>
- 00:27:21,347 --> 00:27:24,100 <i>♪ Now, easy living, it sets you free… ♪</i>
- 00:27:24,183 --> 00:27:25,768 Is that an abominable snowman?
- 00:27:26,352 --> 00:27:29,314 Oh my God! You can't say that, it's offensive!
- 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:31,566 The correct name is Yeti.
- 00:27:31,649 --> 00:27:34,485 Oh, sorry. Do any go here?
- 00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:37,572 Not anymore. They've been extinct since the 1950s.
- 00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:40,450 Our science teacher Ms. Thornhill chaired the dance committee this year.
- 00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:42,285 She wanted the Rave'N to feel relevant.
- 00:27:42,368 --> 00:27:45,246 So our theme is climate crisis meets extinction event.
- 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,289 But in a fun way!
- 00:27:46,372 --> 00:27:49,542 Okay, the theme of our last dance was Hawaiian nights.
- 00:27:49,625 --> 00:27:50,918 -Yeti-tini? -Yeah--
- 00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,045 [Lucas gasps]
- 00:27:52,128 --> 00:27:53,129 [gasps]
- 00:27:53,212 --> 00:27:56,466 Oh my God, I'm so sorry! Let me fix that!
- 00:27:59,677 --> 00:28:00,678 Enid?
- 00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:04,932 I thought that was you.
- 00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:07,602 Is that your date?
- 00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:12,315 Yes, and he's having the best time with me.
- 00:28:12,398 --> 00:28:15,234 We are both loving this dance…
- 00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,195 together.
- 00:28:19,572 --> 00:28:20,531 Sweet.
- 00:28:29,248 --> 00:28:32,543 Does your mood have to do with a certain pig-tailed goth girl?
- 00:28:34,253 --> 00:28:35,713 She's not here.
- 00:28:36,255 --> 00:28:37,090 We are.
- 00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:39,884 You're right. I'm sorry.
- 00:28:40,718 --> 00:28:42,887 I do really like being here with you, so…
- 00:28:42,970 --> 00:28:46,891 -I appreciate the last-minute invitation. -No more talking about Wednesday Addams.
- 00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:48,309 Deal?
- 00:28:52,563 --> 00:28:53,898 Yo, check it out.
- 00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:55,733 [pop song playing]
- 00:28:57,568 --> 00:29:00,238 Wednesday totally busted out of her cocoon.
- 00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:05,827 Like a death's-head moth.
- 00:29:06,577 --> 00:29:08,454 Do you see Bianca's face?
- 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:10,206 She's not going to be happy.
- 00:29:10,289 --> 00:29:13,418 Wednesday Addams. What a lovely surprise.
- 00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:14,794 Ms. Thornhill.
- 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,796 -This is Tyler-- -Galpin.
- 00:29:18,506 --> 00:29:22,135 Uh, yeah. Double-cap, no foam, two pumps of sugar-free vanilla.
- 00:29:22,218 --> 00:29:25,847 [chuckles] It's a small town. It's hard to keep secrets.
- 00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:28,641 I'm gonna go get us some drinks.
- 00:29:34,188 --> 00:29:37,358 <i>♪ Been waiting all my life</i> <i>For someone like you ♪</i>
- 00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:40,778 <i>♪ I been waiting all my life</i> <i>For someone like you ♪</i>
- 00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:43,489 OMG! I love the look!
- 00:29:44,073 --> 00:29:45,783 Interesting choice of date though.
- 00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:48,703 I could say the same.
- 00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:51,414 It's not what it looks like.
- 00:29:51,497 --> 00:29:54,709 Good, because that pilgrim already has two strikes in my book.
- 00:29:54,792 --> 00:29:56,961 Lucas is trying to make his ex jealous.
- 00:29:57,044 --> 00:29:58,463 I'm trying to make Ajax jealous.
- 00:29:58,546 --> 00:29:59,380 It's a win-win.
- 00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:04,677 Wednesday, I come in peace.
- 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,138 That's a shame. I brought my pocket mace.
- 00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:09,932 The medieval kind.
- 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:15,563 <i>♪ I've been waiting all my life</i> <i>For someone like you ♪</i>
- 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:19,400 <i>♪ I've been waiting all my life</i> <i>For someone like you ♪</i>
- 00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:22,987 -Can't believe you brought him. -Why are you bringing this up?
- 00:30:23,070 --> 00:30:25,281 As if this dance weren't tedious enough.
- 00:30:25,781 --> 00:30:27,283 You don't know what he did to me.
- 00:30:34,457 --> 00:30:35,541 Enlighten me.
- 00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:43,090 I'm so sorry about your pants.
- 00:30:44,300 --> 00:30:46,969 Are those the playoffs? Who's winning, the Penguins or the Ducks?
- 00:30:47,053 --> 00:30:49,472 -You follow pro hockey? -Lifelong Sharks fan.
- 00:30:49,555 --> 00:30:50,932 I grew up with older brothers.
- 00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:53,935 It was like, "Watch hockey or we'll go all Tang Lung on you."
- 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,645 You mean Tang Lung from <i>Way of the Dragon?</i>
- 00:30:56,229 --> 00:30:58,314 Only the best kung fu movie ever made!
- 00:30:58,397 --> 00:31:00,399 You are different!
- 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,778 You up for getting down?
- 00:31:04,862 --> 00:31:05,696 Yeah.
- 00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:08,241 [insects chirruping]
- 00:31:14,580 --> 00:31:15,748 Eugene Ottinger.
- 00:31:16,332 --> 00:31:17,833 2100 hours.
- 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,378 No movement at the cave.
- 00:31:20,461 --> 00:31:21,671 No sign of the target.
- 00:31:21,754 --> 00:31:23,381 [grasshopper chirrs]
- 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:24,382 Although…
- 00:31:25,508 --> 00:31:28,761 I just heard a rare club-horned grasshopper.
- 00:31:31,347 --> 00:31:33,349 [pop music playing faintly in distance]
- 00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:40,481 Was it the thin mountain air or the Yeti-tinis that got to you?
- 00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:43,442 Xavier told me what you did last year.
- 00:31:44,026 --> 00:31:47,572 How you and your friends assaulted him and destroyed his mural on Outreach Day.
- 00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:56,747 I guess that was inevitable.
- 00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:03,879 Look, I… I wish I could say that it was an accident,
- 00:32:03,963 --> 00:32:07,216 or that it wasn't half as bad as it sounds, but I'd be lying.
- 00:32:08,175 --> 00:32:11,345 And he could have made things a lot worse for me, but he didn't.
- 00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:14,432 Why'd you do it?
- 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,852 I mean, I could give you a million excuses, but…
- 00:32:18,853 --> 00:32:21,355 the truth is I'm still trying to figure that out.
- 00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:26,152 I got sent away to this boot camp
- 00:32:26,235 --> 00:32:29,322 and realized that's not the version of myself I want to be.
- 00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:33,534 A bitter townie that blames everyone else for the shitty hand he's been dealt.
- 00:32:35,369 --> 00:32:38,831 Look, I did a terrible thing, but I swear I'm not a terrible person.
- 00:32:43,836 --> 00:32:46,589 Did you think I was going to judge you over some lousy prank?
- 00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:48,424 I would have taken it further.
- 00:32:48,507 --> 00:32:50,593 Like putting piranhas in a swimming pool?
- 00:32:52,428 --> 00:32:55,222 I may have done a little digging on you after we met.
- 00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:56,974 I'd do it again.
- 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:00,895 I knew there was a reason I liked you.
- 00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:16,619 ["Goo Goo Muck" by The Cramps playing]
- 00:33:17,578 --> 00:33:20,956 <i>♪ When the sun goes down</i> <i>And the moon comes up ♪</i>
- 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:28,172 <i>♪ I turn into a teenage goo goo muck ♪</i>
- 00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:34,970 <i>♪ Yeah, I cruise through the city</i> <i>And I roam the streets ♪</i>
- 00:33:38,140 --> 00:33:41,769 <i>♪ Looking for something</i> <i>That is nice to eat ♪</i>
- 00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:45,815 <i>♪ You better duck ♪</i>
- 00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:47,900 <i>♪ When I show up ♪</i>
- 00:33:47,983 --> 00:33:49,485 <i>♪ The goo goo muck ♪</i>
- 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:58,452 <i>♪ I'm the night headhunter</i> <i>Looking for some head ♪</i>
- 00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:04,875 <i>♪ With a way-out body</i> <i>Underneath that head ♪</i>
- 00:34:08,003 --> 00:34:11,966 <i>♪ Yeah, I'll get you, baby</i> <i>With a little luck ♪</i>
- 00:34:14,844 --> 00:34:18,597 <i>♪ 'Cause I'm a teenage tiger</i> <i>And a goo goo muck ♪</i>
- 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:22,893 <i>♪ You better duck ♪</i>
- 00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:24,603 <i>♪ When I show up ♪</i>
- 00:34:25,104 --> 00:34:26,480 <i>♪ The goo goo muck ♪</i>
- 00:34:27,064 --> 00:34:28,065 Come on!
- 00:34:28,774 --> 00:34:29,942 I'll be right back.
- 00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:34,405 [surf rock bridge continues]
- 00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:40,578 Oh, hi.
- 00:34:41,996 --> 00:34:45,583 <i>♪ Yeah, the city is a jungle</i> <i>And I'm a beast ♪</i>
- 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:52,214 <i>♪ I want the most</i> <i>But I'll take the least ♪</i>
- 00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:59,305 <i>♪ 'Cause I'm a goo goo muck tiger</i> <i>And a teenage beast ♪</i>
- 00:35:01,807 --> 00:35:03,017 Do me a favor.
- 00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:05,478 <i>♪ You better duck when I show up ♪</i>
- 00:35:06,937 --> 00:35:09,398 Take off your amulet and make me forget about her.
- 00:35:11,358 --> 00:35:14,445 -I can't believe you'd ask me to do that. -You said no strings.
- 00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:19,742 You broke up with me because you thought I was manipulating you with my siren song.
- 00:35:19,825 --> 00:35:22,787 Now you want me to use it to help you get over another girl?
- 00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:25,039 -[clears throat] -[singer cawing, ululating]
- 00:35:30,836 --> 00:35:32,838 [singer intoning gravely]
- 00:35:37,885 --> 00:35:39,553 <i>♪ The goo goo muck ♪</i>
- 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:44,350 [song trails off]
- 00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:45,476 [brake sets]
- 00:35:45,559 --> 00:35:46,560 [boy] Let's go.
- 00:35:51,690 --> 00:35:53,526 -Come on. -You got it? Take it.
- 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,111 Keep feedin' it. Let's go. Come on.
- 00:35:59,365 --> 00:36:01,075 -Move! Move! -I'll do it.
- 00:36:02,993 --> 00:36:05,204 I was thinking maybe this isn't such a good idea.
- 00:36:05,287 --> 00:36:07,623 I don't want my dad to get any blowback, you know?
- 00:36:07,706 --> 00:36:10,084 Dude, you're the whole reason we're doing this!
- 00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:13,379 To get revenge on those freaks for nuking Crackstone's fountain!
- 00:36:13,462 --> 00:36:16,507 Don't tell me you've gone soft like Tyler. Come on, let's go.
- 00:36:20,010 --> 00:36:21,679 [vehicle approaching]
- 00:36:26,141 --> 00:36:29,603 Eugene Ottinger. 2242 hours.
- 00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:32,064 Potential suspect has arrived at location.
- 00:36:32,147 --> 00:36:34,859 [mysterious music playing]
- 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:42,783 Oh my God.
- 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:44,368 [chilling music playing]
- 00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:02,928 Whoever invented high heels clearly had a side hustle as a torturer.
- 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,432 As my dear mother always says,
- 00:37:06,932 --> 00:37:10,394 "Fire tests gold, suffering tests a woman."
- 00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:15,524 Speaking of suffering, where's your date?
- 00:37:16,066 --> 00:37:18,235 I didn't see you and Xavier on the dance floor.
- 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:19,403 We had a little tiff.
- 00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:22,239 About you, actually.
- 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,454 You don't know what it's like.
- 00:37:29,872 --> 00:37:31,290 Being beautiful and popular?
- 00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:33,834 Never knowing people's true feelings.
- 00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:36,587 If someone likes me for me.
- 00:37:38,172 --> 00:37:39,590 What about your amulet?
- 00:37:39,673 --> 00:37:41,467 It's not foolproof.
- 00:37:41,967 --> 00:37:43,886 It's a mild prophylactic, so to speak.
- 00:37:46,013 --> 00:37:47,806 That's why Xavier broke up with me.
- 00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:50,434 He could never fully trust me.
- 00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:54,355 The worst part is I could never trust his feelings either.
- 00:37:55,856 --> 00:37:57,858 I never knew if they were real or not.
- 00:38:02,196 --> 00:38:03,280 You're lucky.
- 00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:05,366 Do tell.
- 00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:08,827 You don't care what people think of you.
- 00:38:13,749 --> 00:38:15,793 Honestly, I wish I cared a little more.
- 00:38:20,422 --> 00:38:21,423 [Wednesday sighs]
- 00:38:22,424 --> 00:38:24,426 [suspenseful music playing]
- 00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:34,645 [panting]
- 00:38:44,405 --> 00:38:45,906 [electro-pop music playing]
- 00:38:47,574 --> 00:38:49,243 It's time for the big finish.
- 00:38:52,454 --> 00:38:55,374 Yo! Almost eleven o'clockity,
- 00:38:55,457 --> 00:38:58,794 so haul it out on the dance floor one last time
- 00:38:58,877 --> 00:39:01,296 before the Rave'N says "Nevermore!"
- 00:39:01,380 --> 00:39:03,841 -["Physical" by Dua Lipa playing] <i>-♪ When I got you next to me ♪</i>
- 00:39:03,924 --> 00:39:06,343 <i>♪ All night, I'll riot with you ♪</i>
- 00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:09,722 <i>♪ I know you got my back</i> <i>And you know I got you ♪</i>
- 00:39:09,805 --> 00:39:12,516 <i>♪ So come on, come on ♪</i>
- 00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:14,727 <i>-♪ Come on ♪</i> <i>-♪ Come on ♪</i>
- 00:39:14,810 --> 00:39:16,603 <i>♪ Let's get physical ♪</i>
- 00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:19,565 <i>♪ Lights out, follow the noise ♪</i>
- 00:39:19,648 --> 00:39:22,401 <i>♪ Baby, keep on dancing</i> <i>Like you ain't got a choice ♪</i>
- 00:39:22,484 --> 00:39:23,819 <i>♪ So come on ♪</i>
- 00:39:23,902 --> 00:39:25,904 <i>-♪ Come on ♪</i> <i>-♪ Come on ♪</i>
- 00:39:25,988 --> 00:39:27,406 <i>♪ Come on ♪</i>
- 00:39:27,990 --> 00:39:29,658 <i>♪ Let's get physical ♪</i>
- 00:39:29,742 --> 00:39:32,578 <i>♪ Hold on just a little tighter ♪</i>
- 00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:36,457 <i>♪ Come on, hold on</i> <i>Tell me if you're ready ♪</i>
- 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:40,586 <i>♪ Baby, keep on dancing ♪</i>
- 00:39:40,669 --> 00:39:42,671 [audio grows muffled and distant]
- 00:39:45,132 --> 00:39:46,633 [faint, echoing opera music playing]
- 00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:49,219 [pipe rumbling, gurgling]
- 00:39:51,930 --> 00:39:54,558 ["La Mamma Morta" by Umberto Giordano playing]
- 00:39:57,895 --> 00:39:59,730 [soprano singing majestically]
- 00:40:03,108 --> 00:40:04,443 [students murmur]
- 00:40:13,202 --> 00:40:15,579 [gasps]
- 00:40:18,832 --> 00:40:20,918 [students screaming]
- 00:40:21,877 --> 00:40:23,462 [screams]
- 00:40:27,299 --> 00:40:28,258 Let's go!
- 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:39,937 They couldn't even spring for real pigs' blood.
- 00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:43,440 It's only paint.
- 00:40:54,451 --> 00:40:55,452 [eerie whooshing]
- 00:40:56,078 --> 00:40:57,579 [high-pitched ringing]
- 00:40:59,164 --> 00:41:01,083 Wednesday! Are you okay?
- 00:41:01,166 --> 00:41:03,877 Eugene is in the woods. He's in danger.
- 00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:04,962 [students clamoring]
- 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:16,223 -What the hell are you doing? -Texting my dad. He's on his way.
- 00:41:16,306 --> 00:41:19,977 -Have you seen Wednesday? I lost her. -How should I know? She's your date.
- 00:41:21,603 --> 00:41:23,355 -Let's go. -That was crazy.
- 00:41:23,438 --> 00:41:25,482 -Come on. Get it. -Let's go.
- 00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:27,442 [Enid] You did this?
- 00:41:27,943 --> 00:41:30,863 [sobs] I can't believe I fell for your crap.
- 00:41:32,322 --> 00:41:35,367 -Enid, after Crackstone's statue-- -I thought you were different.
- 00:41:35,450 --> 00:41:36,910 [malicious laughing]
- 00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:38,453 I thought you liked me.
- 00:41:39,454 --> 00:41:41,915 -Wolf out! -Wolf out!
- 00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:44,543 -[bullies chanting] Wolf out! -[howls]
- 00:41:44,626 --> 00:41:46,962 -Get away from her! -Let's go!
- 00:41:47,045 --> 00:41:49,047 [melancholy music continues]
- 00:41:49,798 --> 00:41:50,799 [door closes]
- 00:41:50,883 --> 00:41:52,467 -[car starts] -Are you okay?
- 00:41:54,636 --> 00:41:56,513 I didn't even want to go with him.
- 00:41:57,264 --> 00:41:58,682 I wanted to go with you.
- 00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:00,559 So why didn't you ask me?
- 00:42:00,642 --> 00:42:03,687 'Cause you blew me off the other night and never told me why.
- 00:42:05,898 --> 00:42:07,941 I was too embarrassed to tell you,
- 00:42:08,025 --> 00:42:10,694 but I… accidentally looked in the mirror
- 00:42:10,777 --> 00:42:13,197 and kind of stoned myself with my snakes.
- 00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:16,909 [claws rasp]
- 00:42:18,744 --> 00:42:20,329 Whoa. We should, uh…
- 00:42:20,996 --> 00:42:23,457 We should probably take it slow. Right?
- 00:42:24,124 --> 00:42:25,167 Totally agree.
- 00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:42,559 [Eugene panting]
- 00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:54,655 [chilling, suspenseful music playing]
- 00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,741 [creature huffing, snarling]
- 00:43:12,881 --> 00:43:14,174 [Wednesday] Eugene!
- 00:43:15,842 --> 00:43:16,885 Eugene!
- 00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:18,971 [creature snarling, growling]
- 00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:26,728 Eugene?
- 00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:33,902 [creature growling]
- 00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:44,329 Eugene?
- 00:43:45,122 --> 00:43:47,332 Wednesday! Over here!
- 00:43:47,916 --> 00:43:49,418 [grunts]
- 00:43:57,426 --> 00:43:59,511 [bestial snarling]
- 00:44:01,263 --> 00:44:02,264 Eugene?
- 00:44:03,348 --> 00:44:04,850 [creature brays]
- 00:44:05,642 --> 00:44:06,601 Eugene.
- 00:44:06,685 --> 00:44:09,438 [Wednesday panting]
- 00:44:12,107 --> 00:44:14,526 [solemn music playing]
- 00:44:20,615 --> 00:44:21,533 Oh my God!
- 00:44:24,077 --> 00:44:26,038 -[music builds to climax] -Is he alive?
- 00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:28,206 [music halts]
- 00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:32,502 [jauntily macabre outro music playing]
- 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:04,003 СЕРИАЛ NETFLIX
- 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:12,011 ПАТОЛОГОАНАТОМ И СУДМЕДЭКСПЕРТ ОКРУГА ДЖЕРИКО, ДОКТОР Р. АНВАР
- 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:28,653 <i>Д-р Кинботт советует мне</i> <i>меньше сидеть дома.</i>
- 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:36,202 <i>Говорит, что надо открыться</i> <i>новым людям, новому опыту.</i>
- 00:00:36,285 --> 00:00:39,205 <i>Кто я, чтобы спорить</i> <i>с ее профессиональными клише?</i>
- 00:00:39,288 --> 00:00:42,583 ОТКРЫТЬ - СТОП - ЗАКРЫТЬ
- 00:00:45,002 --> 00:00:49,173 Пока я делаю вскрытие, найди досье других жертв монстра и скопируй их.
- 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:53,469 Не дуйся. Ты плохо владеешь скальпелем.
- 00:00:56,013 --> 00:00:59,267 Помнишь, как дядя Фестер подарил мне труп на мои 13 лет?
- 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:01,352 Ты рассек его сонную артерию.
- 00:01:05,189 --> 00:01:06,190 Нет.
- 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:08,818 Нет.
- 00:01:09,318 --> 00:01:10,737 Восхитительная гематома.
- 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,992 КОПИРОВАЛЬНАЯ НЕ ОСТАВЛЯЙТЕ ДВЕРЬ ОТКРЫТОЙ
- 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:18,870 Вот ты где.
- 00:01:23,791 --> 00:01:27,420 Четверг, 19:23. Тело мужчины 50 лет.
- 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:39,056 На обеих руках рваные раны, следы сопротивления.
- 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:42,059 Остатки груди и туловища указывают на остервенелую атаку.
- 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:44,312 Тело почти полностью выпотрошено.
- 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:56,741 Это любопытно.
- 00:01:57,658 --> 00:01:59,160 У трупа нет левой ступни.
- 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:01,996 Похоже, ее откусили на уровне лодыжки.
- 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,253 Левую ступню не видел?
- 00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:12,965 Успокойся. Кто идет?
- 00:02:20,848 --> 00:02:22,934 Спасибо, что вернулись в офис, док.
- 00:02:23,017 --> 00:02:25,978 Без проблем, шериф, я постараюсь помочь, чем смогу.
- 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:30,942 Кто бы или что бы ни было виновно в этих убийствах, за всю свою жизнь
- 00:02:31,025 --> 00:02:32,819 я никогда не видел таких ран.
- 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:38,324 Думаю, вам стоит увидеть это до того, как я отошлю отчет о последней жертве.
- 00:02:38,407 --> 00:02:39,992 Это настоящая головоломка.
- 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:45,915 Убийца отрезал два пальца на левой ноге жертвы.
- 00:02:45,998 --> 00:02:48,376 Думаю, с помощью хирургической пилы.
- 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,962 Отчет о вскрытии еще не готов.
- 00:02:51,045 --> 00:02:53,589 Как закончите, отправьте его напрямую мне.
- 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,216 И ни слова СМИ про пальцы.
- 00:02:56,008 --> 00:02:57,051 Конечно, шериф.
- 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:01,180 Напряженные пару недель, да?
- 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:04,267 Хоть уйду эффектно. Пятница — мой последний день.
- 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:06,853 Поздравляю с пенсией, док.
- 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:09,730 Я удивлю миссис Анвар четырехнедельным круизом.
- 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:14,360 Не терпится сменить кусачки Люэра на коктейли.
- 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:19,115 Можете идти. Я запру.
- 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:42,138 Не помню, как привезли это тело.
- 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,809 Полное окоченение. Ты умерла давно.
- 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,979 Думаю, ты не против подождать вскрытия еще один день.
- 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:06,537 Еще пять минут.
- 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,123 Я только начала устраиваться.
- 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:22,345 ГЛАВА IV «НУ И НОЧКА»
- 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:34,023 Когда я предложила сменить декор твоей стороны,
- 00:04:34,106 --> 00:04:36,817 я не имела в виду доску Pinterest Теда Банди.
- 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:40,488 Твоя коллекция плюшевых единорогов еще жутче.
- 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:42,740 Ты из-за этого вчера улизнула?
- 00:04:42,823 --> 00:04:47,495 Мы с Вещью несанкционированно проникли в морг скопировать досье жертв монстра.
- 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:51,749 Ладно, в этом столько уровней «фу», что я не знаю, с чего начать.
- 00:04:51,832 --> 00:04:55,544 Мне надо заглянуть в его голову, найти закономерности, аномалии.
- 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,463 Я уже сделала большое открытие.
- 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:03,052 Оказывается, у всех жертв монстра хирургически удалены части тела.
- 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:06,597 У первой — почка, у второй — палец…
- 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:09,392 - Мне нехорошо… - У третьей — желчный пузырь.
- 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:12,269 А у бородача из молельни — два пальца.
- 00:05:12,353 --> 00:05:15,398 Понимаешь, что это значит? Его убийства не хаотичны.
- 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:19,068 Он собирает трофеи, как закоренелый маньяк. Впечатляюще.
- 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:26,701 Неси нюхательную соль.
- 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:28,369 Снова.
- 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:35,960 В то время как большинство растений награждает опылителей нектаром,
- 00:05:36,043 --> 00:05:40,006 многие хищные виды прибегают к сексуальным уловкам
- 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:41,424 или обману.
- 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:48,347 Сорвал спину на фехтовании.
- 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:52,768 Орхидея производит феромон, имитирующий самку насекомого,
- 00:05:53,352 --> 00:05:54,937 и заманивает самцов.
- 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,982 Как только растение опылено,
- 00:05:58,065 --> 00:06:00,526 что самцы насекомого получают взамен?
- 00:06:01,235 --> 00:06:03,738 Ничего<i>.</i> Как и все парни на Вороньем балу.
- 00:06:04,655 --> 00:06:07,658 Ладно. Знаю, все вы с нетерпением ждете субботы,
- 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:09,952 поэтому я не задаю домашнее задание.
- 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:10,911 - Да! - Да.
- 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:14,373 Но мне всё еще нужны волонтеры в комитет по декору.
- 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,834 Кому это интересно, подойдите ко мне.
- 00:06:17,334 --> 00:06:18,836 Что? Ты не вызовешься?
- 00:06:18,919 --> 00:06:22,256 Не любишь диско-шары и пунш, в который что-то подмешали?
- 00:06:22,339 --> 00:06:24,800 Будет даже диджей MC Кровосос.
- 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:27,053 Я лучше воткну себе иголки в глаза.
- 00:06:28,804 --> 00:06:30,347 Может, так и сделаю.
- 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:33,225 Или пригласи кого-то и повеселись.
- 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:54,789 Мы должны это сделать.
- 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,833 Эти царапины у Ксавье не от фехтования.
- 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:00,669 Он что-то скрывает.
- 00:07:24,902 --> 00:07:27,238 Полагаю, каждому художнику нужна муза.
- 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:35,996 Ксавье, ты только что стал намного интереснее.
- 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,093 Уэнздей.
- 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,137 Ксавье.
- 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:52,304 Привет.
- 00:07:53,305 --> 00:07:55,015 - Что ты делаешь? - Ничего.
- 00:07:55,891 --> 00:07:57,685 Я видела, как ты вышел отсюда.
- 00:07:58,185 --> 00:07:59,436 Что это за место?
- 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,606 Это моя частная художественная студия.
- 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:06,026 Привел ее в порядок, и Уимс дает мне ей пользоваться.
- 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:07,236 Как предприимчиво.
- 00:08:07,319 --> 00:08:10,364 Я хотела бы заглянуть внутрь. Проведешь экскурсию?
- 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:14,285 Не сейчас. Там жуткий бардак.
- 00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:16,704 Летом я следила за одним криминалистом.
- 00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:18,205 Меня нелегко смутить.
- 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:21,292 Может, в другой раз. Зачем ты меня искала?
- 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:25,588 Хотела пройтись по домашнему заданию мисс Торнхилл.
- 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:28,799 Она ничего не задала.
- 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:30,634 Помнишь?
- 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,512 Что ты тут делаешь?
- 00:08:35,222 --> 00:08:36,765 Может, это по поводу бала,
- 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:39,935 из-за которого ты хочешь вонзить себе иголки в глаза?
- 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:42,021 Я весь внимание.
- 00:08:43,647 --> 00:08:47,443 <i>Иногда намерения тают</i> <i>перед лицом неожиданной возможности.</i>
- 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:52,031 <i>Если это был шанс поближе узнать</i> <i>возможного серийного убийцу,</i>
- 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,742 <i>как я могла отказаться?</i>
- 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:57,369 - Правда заставишь меня спросить? - Конечно.
- 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:07,963 Ты бы не хотел…
- 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,094 Ты бы…
- 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:19,099 Ты бы рассмотрел предложение пойти на Вороний бал с одной…
- 00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:22,686 Ты бы…
- 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:25,606 Пойдешь со мной на бал?
- 00:09:27,399 --> 00:09:30,444 Да, Уэнздей, я с удовольствием пойду с тобой на бал.
- 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:33,113 Думал, ты не позовешь.
- 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,115 Я тоже.
- 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:40,955 Боже мой! Уэнздей Аддамс идет на Вороний бал.
- 00:09:41,038 --> 00:09:44,041 Весь мой мир перевернулся! Знаешь, что тебе нужно?
- 00:09:44,124 --> 00:09:44,959 Пуля в голову?
- 00:09:45,042 --> 00:09:46,752 - Платье. - У меня уже есть.
- 00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:49,713 Только не то, в котором ты приехала!
- 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:53,217 Это было недоразумение моды, которое даже током не оживишь.
- 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:54,551 Вещь, поддержи меня.
- 00:09:56,553 --> 00:09:58,055 Нужно платье, что скажет:
- 00:09:58,138 --> 00:10:01,267 «Первое свидание. Посторонитесь, сучки! Мой выход!»
- 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:03,185 И я знаю идеальное место!
- 00:10:05,312 --> 00:10:07,731 Что это за дистопический ад?
- 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:12,152 Первый поход по магазинам соседок по комнате!
- 00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:15,823 Оргкомитет бала советует прийти всем в белом из-за темы,
- 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:17,741 но нам это не подойдет.
- 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:19,285 У меня есть дела важнее,
- 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:22,204 чем платье на бал, на который я не хочу идти.
- 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,999 Но я думала, мы сближаемся.
- 00:10:26,041 --> 00:10:27,960 Я буду тебя только тормозить.
- 00:10:28,043 --> 00:10:30,504 Ты газель. Я же раненый олененок.
- 00:10:30,587 --> 00:10:32,339 Брось меня и беги со стаей.
- 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,551 Уверена?
- 00:10:46,353 --> 00:10:48,689 Я иду к Галпину. Я не стану …
- 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:54,778 АНТИКВАРНАЯ ЛАВКА «У УРИИ ХИПА»
- 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:58,198 Привет, Уэнздей.
- 00:11:00,075 --> 00:11:02,036 Это платье явно прикует взгляды.
- 00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:06,040 Ищете экзотические безделушки для кабинета?
- 00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:07,916 Это сувениры из путешествий.
- 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,085 Так я выхожу из зоны комфорта.
- 00:11:10,794 --> 00:11:13,922 Кстати, ты пойдешь на Вороний бал на этих выходных?
- 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:17,885 Я же не обязана отвечать на ваши вопросы на воле, да?
- 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:20,804 Мне не терпится обсудить это на следующем сеансе.
- 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,940 Мы оба знаем, что монстр есть.
- 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,359 Чтобы остановить его,
- 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:36,695 думаю, нам пора забыть о разногласиях и работать вместе.
- 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,947 Это твоя ставка, чтобы войти в игру?
- 00:11:45,245 --> 00:11:48,707 Прости, нужно что-то получше. Но детали прорисованы хорошо.
- 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,876 - Автор не я. - Мне надо знать кто.
- 00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:53,670 Без обмена информацией я не вправе сказать.
- 00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:58,926 Зачем мне делиться со школьницей данными об открытом деле об убийстве?
- 00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:01,136 Я учусь в Неверморе, а вы — нет.
- 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:04,056 Вам не нужны глаза и уши в его стенах?
- 00:12:04,139 --> 00:12:08,435 Слушай, Велма, почему бы вам с группой Скуби-Ду не заняться домашкой
- 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:11,146 и не оставить расследование профессионалам.
- 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,982 - Что? <i>- Мэр Уокер на второй линии.</i>
- 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,484 <i>Спрашивает о ходе дела.</i>
- 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,152 Слушай, Аддамс.
- 00:12:18,153 --> 00:12:19,863 Покажи еще раз набросок.
- 00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:26,954 Ты подозреваешь автора рисунка?
- 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:34,253 Принеси конкретные улики, и тогда, может, поговорим.
- 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:38,382 Да, мэр. Всё идет великолепно.
- 00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:42,261 «Мой колючий морской ежик».
- 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:45,514 - Это ужасно. - Правда, так и спела.
- 00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,564 Можно я поговорю с Инид?
- 00:12:57,192 --> 00:12:59,611 Не волнуйтесь. Я с ним справлюсь.
- 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,158 Спасибо.
- 00:13:05,742 --> 00:13:07,369 - Я… - Лукас Уокер, сын мэра.
- 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:10,456 Недавно расстался с капитаном чирлидеров, Крисси Смотерс.
- 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:13,167 Симпатичная брюнетка с неудачным автозагаром.
- 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,586 - Это пугает. - У меня нюх на сплетни.
- 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:17,671 И я подписана на твоих однокашников в TikTok.
- 00:13:17,754 --> 00:13:20,507 Да, и моя соседка надрала тебе зад. Дважды.
- 00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:24,344 - Уэнздей Аддамс — твоя соседка? - Так точно.
- 00:13:25,345 --> 00:13:27,222 Знаю, это не случайная встреча.
- 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,058 Так почему ты тут, Лукас Уокер?
- 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,144 Тебе, наверное, что-то нужно.
- 00:13:32,227 --> 00:13:34,438 Моя подруга работает в «Хот-Кутюр».
- 00:13:34,521 --> 00:13:36,940 Она слышала, ты ищешь пару на Вороний бал.
- 00:13:37,524 --> 00:13:39,151 Мы можем помочь друг другу.
- 00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:47,242 Боюсь спросить, во что ты влипла.
- 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,161 Я справлюсь.
- 00:13:49,244 --> 00:13:52,706 Твой отец сегодня в раздражающем состоянии. Не подходи.
- 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,417 Да, добро пожаловать в мой мир.
- 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,711 У вас на выходных будет Вороний бал?
- 00:13:57,794 --> 00:14:00,297 Сегодня в Weathervane разговоры лишь о нём.
- 00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:03,258 Наверное, одна я не одержима этим дурацким балом.
- 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,511 Ты не пойдешь?
- 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:11,225 Мне пришлось позвать кое-кого в целях самосохранения.
- 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:14,978 Конечно, наверное, так бывает.
- 00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:15,938 И кого же?
- 00:14:18,273 --> 00:14:19,274 Ксавье.
- 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:22,361 Ясно.
- 00:14:23,278 --> 00:14:25,072 Надеюсь, вам будет весело.
- 00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:28,325 - Не знаю, почему ты расстроен. - В этом и проблема.
- 00:14:28,408 --> 00:14:31,912 Назови меня психом, но ты постоянно подаешь мне сигналы.
- 00:14:31,995 --> 00:14:35,290 Я не виновата, что не понимаю эмоциональный код Морзе.
- 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,125 Тогда дай я расшифрую.
- 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:42,047 Думал, мы нравимся друг другу, но потом ты выкидываешь такое,
- 00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:44,174 и я понятия не имею, кто я тебе.
- 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:48,762 Я «больше, чем друг» или просто пешка в твоей игре?
- 00:14:49,721 --> 00:14:53,559 Сейчас много всего навалилось. Мне надо расставить приоритеты.
- 00:14:58,438 --> 00:14:59,940 Спасибо, что прояснила.
- 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:04,403 Что ж, позвони мне, если я поднимусь в твоем списке дел.
- 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:12,160 Ни слова.
- 00:15:28,343 --> 00:15:30,679 Инид не дает мне держать это в комнате.
- 00:15:30,762 --> 00:15:33,515 Без проблем. Мой улей — твой улей.
- 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,937 Полагаю, это то существо, что буйствует в лесу.
- 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:40,814 Ты слышал о нём?
- 00:15:41,481 --> 00:15:45,235 Слухи. Мистер Фиттс запретил мне пока охотиться на жучков.
- 00:15:45,902 --> 00:15:49,281 Сказал, в лесу бродит медведь, но я знал, что это ложь.
- 00:15:49,364 --> 00:15:51,408 Это противоречило графику спячки.
- 00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:55,704 К вопросу о монстрах с острыми когтями,
- 00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:58,248 передашь это соседке? Замолвишь словечко?
- 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,542 Слышал, у нее еще нет пары на бал.
- 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,752 Юджин.
- 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:06,256 Шансы, что она пригласит меня, почти равны нулю, но мне плевать.
- 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:09,801 Я продолжу стараться, пока Инид наконец-то не заметит меня.
- 00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:11,637 А если не заметит?
- 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,929 Заметит.
- 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,556 Я играю вдолгую.
- 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,017 Мамы говорят, меня оценят с возрастом.
- 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:19,853 Вероятно, они меня так просто успокаивают, но…
- 00:16:19,936 --> 00:16:23,315 Мы с тобой не похожи на других. Мы оригинальные мыслители,
- 00:16:23,398 --> 00:16:26,443 дерзкие нонконформисты в яме подросткового возраста.
- 00:16:26,526 --> 00:16:29,613 Нам не нужны глупые обряды, чтобы самоутвердиться.
- 00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:32,115 Ты тоже не пойдешь на бал?
- 00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,119 Вообще-то, пойду.
- 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:37,746 С Ксавье.
- 00:16:39,122 --> 00:16:39,956 Ясно.
- 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,875 Не потому, что он мне нравится.
- 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,795 У меня есть скрытые мотивы.
- 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:48,799 Его эскизы — моя лучшая зацепка, чтобы остановить монстра.
- 00:16:52,844 --> 00:16:54,471 Этот круг…
- 00:16:54,554 --> 00:16:56,932 - Кажется, я знаю, где это. - Покажи мне.
- 00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:02,562 Это точно оно.
- 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:04,231 Что ты тут делал?
- 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,482 Собирал образцы.
- 00:17:05,565 --> 00:17:08,443 Тут рассадник возбужденных непарных шелкопрядов.
- 00:17:09,569 --> 00:17:12,489 - Думаешь, он там? - Есть лишь один способ узнать.
- 00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:23,667 Я не фанат замкнутых пространств. У меня клаустрофобия.
- 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,712 Если услышишь, как я громко кричу,
- 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:29,005 велик шанс, что я просто довольна.
- 00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:46,064 Это определенно его логово.
- 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,067 Это человеческие?
- 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,238 Нет, думаю, он любит оленину.
- 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,537 Посмотри на это.
- 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:13,633 Бинго.
- 00:18:17,053 --> 00:18:17,971 Что это?
- 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,723 Конкретная улика.
- 00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:33,028 Ладно, я ненадолго.
- 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:36,698 Мне нужно найти что-то для сравнения с ДНК когтя.
- 00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,071 Что ты делаешь?
- 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,032 Откуда ты знаешь, как выглядит монстр?
- 00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,868 Или это просто автопортреты?
- 00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,663 Думаешь, это я? Я спас тебе жизнь.
- 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:27,999 Как и монстр. Или это был ты в ночь убийства Роуэна?
- 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,585 - Ты забываешься. - Я лишь ищу правду.
- 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,088 А в твоих картинах повторяется один мотив.
- 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:36,758 Да.
- 00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:40,637 Мне уже пару недель снится это существо.
- 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:45,225 Я пытаюсь поставить блок, но не могу. Так что я прихожу сюда и рисую его.
- 00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:49,187 Когда я рисовал эту картину, вылезли когти и ударили меня.
- 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:51,648 Вот откуда у меня эти царапины.
- 00:19:51,731 --> 00:19:54,067 Думала, ты контролируешь свою силу.
- 00:19:55,151 --> 00:19:57,737 - Не с этим. - Может, это нечистая совесть.
- 00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:59,698 Я уже сказал, что я не монстр.
- 00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:07,956 Ты просто рисуешь монстра и даже его логово в лесу?
- 00:20:08,748 --> 00:20:10,542 Это весьма яркие сны.
- 00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:12,752 Ты была здесь.
- 00:20:13,753 --> 00:20:15,672 Когда я застал тебя на улице.
- 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:19,050 Ты лишь поэтому позвала меня на бал?
- 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:22,721 Для прикрытия.
- 00:20:25,056 --> 00:20:27,475 - Ты что-то с чем-то. - Ничего личного.
- 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,060 У тебя не бывает личного.
- 00:20:29,769 --> 00:20:33,023 Тебя вообще заботит кто-то или что-то, Уэнздей?
- 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:37,569 Убирайся!
- 00:20:50,957 --> 00:20:54,002 Да, я знаю, что Инес обычно пьяна в стельку,
- 00:20:54,085 --> 00:20:55,795 но она постоянно звонит мэру
- 00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:59,215 и несет чушь, что в старом доме Гейтсов горит свет.
- 00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:01,843 Прокатись и проверь, что там нет сквоттеров.
- 00:21:05,513 --> 00:21:06,723 Вот коготь монстра.
- 00:21:06,806 --> 00:21:09,517 И засохшая кровь потенциального подозреваемого.
- 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,811 Он вытер этим царапины на шее.
- 00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:14,356 Сравните их ДНК.
- 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,524 Я на тебя работаю?
- 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,235 Вы просили конкретные улики. Вот они.
- 00:21:19,819 --> 00:21:22,322 Где ты это взяла? И кто подозреваемый?
- 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,867 Проведите анализ, а потом я всё объясню.
- 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,662 - Я не играю в игры, Аддамс. - Как и я, шериф.
- 00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:38,129 Бернис, принеси мне, пожалуйста, бланк разрешения на анализ ДНК.
- 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:48,723 Что такой мрачный?
- 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:52,268 Видел Инид за обедом и спросил, получила ли она мед.
- 00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:54,604 Я тебя предупреждала.
- 00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:01,069 Раз ни у тебя, ни у меня нет пары на бал…
- 00:22:01,152 --> 00:22:02,779 - Пойдем вместе! - Что?
- 00:22:02,862 --> 00:22:06,574 Нет, я хотела устроить засаду у пещеры, чтобы опознать монстра.
- 00:22:09,452 --> 00:22:10,829 Кем бы он ни был.
- 00:22:18,461 --> 00:22:22,215 Слышала, что в итоге ты, возможно, свободен завтра вечером.
- 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:35,186 У. А.
- 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:42,902 Спасибо.
- 00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:45,864 ЧАЕВЫЕ
- 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,762 Вы пообещали!
- 00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:11,973 Выглядите великолепно!
- 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,558 Просто великолепно!
- 00:23:13,641 --> 00:23:15,560 Добро пожаловать на Вороний бал!
- 00:23:15,643 --> 00:23:18,396 Красота! Замечательный топ!
- 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,148 Потанцуйте за меня!
- 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,531 Добро пожаловать на бал.
- 00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:38,750 MC КРОВОСОС
- 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,346 За вечер, который они никогда не забудут.
- 00:23:51,429 --> 00:23:52,889 Осторожнее с желаниями.
- 00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:55,391 Вы когда-то учились в Неверморе.
- 00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:59,104 Разве не помните свои надежды и волнение перед Вороньим балом?
- 00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:01,856 Помню лишь разочарование.
- 00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:05,610 Тот, кого я пригласила, пошел с другой.
- 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:10,532 С Мортишей Фрамп.
- 00:24:11,407 --> 00:24:12,283 Мамой Уэнздей?
- 00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:17,080 Смотрите, чтобы в пунш ничего не подмешали.
- 00:24:17,163 --> 00:24:19,332 Сегодня — чтобы никаких эксцессов.
- 00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:33,638 Иду, Юджин!
- 00:24:35,598 --> 00:24:38,768 Ты случайно не взял запасные батарейки для вспышки…
- 00:24:40,311 --> 00:24:41,146 Тайлер…
- 00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:44,774 Я получил твое приглашение.
- 00:24:45,483 --> 00:24:47,986 Ты сказала Вещи бросить его в банку с чаевыми?
- 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,196 Хорошая версия.
- 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,031 После последнего разговора
- 00:24:52,115 --> 00:24:54,659 я не рассчитывал еще пообщаться, но…
- 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:57,954 Твоя записка была такой искренней и…
- 00:24:59,330 --> 00:25:00,165 …милой.
- 00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:02,000 Она застала меня врасплох.
- 00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:03,960 Меня тоже.
- 00:25:07,213 --> 00:25:08,631 Теперь, когда я здесь,
- 00:25:09,465 --> 00:25:10,633 я рад, что пришел.
- 00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:15,930 Дать тебе пару минут?
- 00:25:16,931 --> 00:25:20,602 «Искренняя и милая»? Как ты мог так со мной поступить?
- 00:25:32,488 --> 00:25:33,698 На что ты его купил?
- 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:38,828 Стянул, ну конечно.
- 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,335 Вещь, не смотри.
- 00:26:09,275 --> 00:26:11,736 Ух ты. Ты выглядишь…
- 00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:14,781 Неузнаваемо? Нелепо?
- 00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:17,784 Пример женской объективации для мужского взгляда?
- 00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:20,578 Потрясающе.
- 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,457 Правда, Уэнздей. Прекрасно выглядишь.
- 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:30,213 Юджин?
- 00:26:30,296 --> 00:26:33,424 Уэнздей, что происходит?
- 00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:38,179 А как же засада у пещеры?
- 00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:47,063 Конечно, я понимаю. Пожалуй, я схожу в лес один.
- 00:26:47,146 --> 00:26:48,564 Не ходи один.
- 00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:51,109 Это слишком опасно. Отбой.
- 00:26:53,319 --> 00:26:55,488 Пойдем вместе завтра вечером, ясно?
- 00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:04,998 Засада у пещеры?
- 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:08,543 Жужжащие не прячутся от опасности.
- 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,768 Жуткий снежный человек, да?
- 00:27:26,352 --> 00:27:29,314 Боже мой! Нельзя так говорить, это оскорбительно!
- 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:31,566 Правильно — «йети».
- 00:27:31,649 --> 00:27:34,485 Прости. Они сюда приходят?
- 00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:37,572 Уже нет. Они вымерли в 1950-х.
- 00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:40,533 Глава комитета бала — учительница естествознания.
- 00:27:40,616 --> 00:27:42,285 Она хотела актуальную тему.
- 00:27:42,368 --> 00:27:46,289 Тема бала — климатический кризис и вымирание. Но в веселом ключе!
- 00:27:46,372 --> 00:27:49,542 Темой нашего последнего бала были гавайские ночи.
- 00:27:49,625 --> 00:27:50,918 - Йети-тини? - Да…
- 00:27:53,212 --> 00:27:56,466 Боже, мне так жаль! Дай я вытру!
- 00:27:59,677 --> 00:28:00,678 Инид?
- 00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:05,099 Так и подумал, что это ты.
- 00:28:06,517 --> 00:28:07,602 Ты пришла с ним?
- 00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:12,315 Да, и он замечательно проводит со мной время.
- 00:28:12,398 --> 00:28:15,234 Мы оба в восторге от этого бала…
- 00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,195 …вместе.
- 00:28:19,572 --> 00:28:20,531 Мило.
- 00:28:29,248 --> 00:28:32,543 У тебя такое настроение из-за девушки-гота с косичками?
- 00:28:34,253 --> 00:28:35,713 Ее здесь нет.
- 00:28:36,255 --> 00:28:37,090 А мы здесь.
- 00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:39,884 Ты права. Прости.
- 00:28:40,718 --> 00:28:42,887 Я рад быть здесь с тобой, так что…
- 00:28:42,970 --> 00:28:46,891 - Спасибо за приглашение. - Тогда больше ни слова про Уэнздей.
- 00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:48,309 Договорились?
- 00:28:52,563 --> 00:28:53,898 Эй, зацените.
- 00:28:57,568 --> 00:29:00,238 Уэнздей явно вырвалась из кокона.
- 00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:05,868 Как бабочка мертвая голова.
- 00:29:06,577 --> 00:29:08,454 Видишь лицо Бьянки?
- 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:10,206 Она будет недовольна.
- 00:29:10,289 --> 00:29:13,418 Уэнздей Аддамс. Какой чудесный сюрприз.
- 00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:14,794 Мисс Торнхилл.
- 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,796 - Это Тайлер… - Галпин.
- 00:29:19,006 --> 00:29:22,552 Да. Двойной капучино без пены, две порции ванили без сахара.
- 00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:25,847 Это маленький городок. Хранить секреты трудно.
- 00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:28,683 Схожу нам за напитками.
- 00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:43,489 Офигеть! Я в восторге от твоего образа!
- 00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:45,992 Но любопытный выбор пары.
- 00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:48,703 У тебя тоже.
- 00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:51,330 Это не то, чем кажется.
- 00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:54,709 Отлично. Я уже отметила за этим пилигримом два проступка.
- 00:29:54,792 --> 00:29:56,961 Лукас хочет вызвать ревность бывшей.
- 00:29:57,044 --> 00:29:59,380 Я — ревность Эйджакса. Все в выигрыше.
- 00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:04,677 Уэнздей, я пришел с миром.
- 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,138 Какая жалость. Я принесла булаву.
- 00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:09,932 Средневековую.
- 00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:22,987 - Не верится, что ты привела его. - Зачем ты об этом?
- 00:30:23,070 --> 00:30:27,283 - Этот бал и без того тягомотный. - Ты не знаешь, что он со мной сделал.
- 00:30:34,457 --> 00:30:35,541 Просвети меня.
- 00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:37,793 - ВЫ БЛИЗКО? - ПОДЪЕЗЖАЕМ
- 00:30:37,877 --> 00:30:39,879 УСТРОИМ ФРИКАМ СЮРПРИЗ ВСЕЙ ЖИЗНИ
- 00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:43,090 Прости за твои штаны.
- 00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:47,011 Это плей-офф? Побеждают «Пингвинз» или «Дакс»?
- 00:30:47,094 --> 00:30:49,514 - Ты смотришь хоккей? - Я фанатка «Шаркс».
- 00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:50,973 Я росла в стае братьев.
- 00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:53,935 «Смотри хоккей, или атакуем тебя, как Тан Лун».
- 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:56,229 Ты про Тан Луна из «Пути дракона»?
- 00:30:56,312 --> 00:30:58,314 Это же лучший фильм о кунг-фу!
- 00:30:58,397 --> 00:31:00,399 Ты непохожа на других!
- 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,778 Хочешь потанцевать?
- 00:31:04,862 --> 00:31:05,696 Да.
- 00:31:14,580 --> 00:31:15,748 Юджин Оттингер.
- 00:31:16,332 --> 00:31:17,833 Время: 21:00.
- 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,378 В пещере движения нет.
- 00:31:20,461 --> 00:31:21,796 Никаких следов цели.
- 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:24,382 Хотя…
- 00:31:25,508 --> 00:31:28,761 Я только что услышал редкого рогатого кузнечика.
- 00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:40,481 Это эффект йети-тини или разреженного горного воздуха?
- 00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:43,442 Ксавье рассказал мне, что ты сделал.
- 00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:47,572 В День сближения вы с друзьями напали на него, уничтожили его фреску.
- 00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:56,747 Полагаю, это было неизбежно.
- 00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:03,879 Я бы хотел сказать, что это был несчастный случай,
- 00:32:03,963 --> 00:32:07,216 что это было не так плохо, как кажется, но я бы солгал.
- 00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:11,345 И он мог усложнить мне жизнь, но он этого не сделал.
- 00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:14,432 Почему ты это сделал?
- 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,852 Я могу дать тебе миллион оправданий,
- 00:32:18,853 --> 00:32:21,188 но, по правде, я еще пытаюсь это понять.
- 00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:26,527 Меня отправили в исправительный лагерь, и я осознал,
- 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:29,322 что это не та версия меня, которой я хочу быть.
- 00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:33,534 Озлобленный житель городка, который винит других в своей доле.
- 00:32:35,369 --> 00:32:38,831 Я ужасно поступил, но клянусь, я не ужасный человек.
- 00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:46,005 Думал, я осужу тебя за дрянной прикол?
- 00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:48,424 Я бы пошла дальше.
- 00:32:48,507 --> 00:32:50,593 Выпустила бы пираний в бассейн?
- 00:32:52,428 --> 00:32:55,222 Я немного разузнал о тебе после нашей встречи.
- 00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:56,974 Я бы это повторила.
- 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:00,895 Я знал, что моя симпатия обоснована.
- 00:34:27,064 --> 00:34:28,065 Идем!
- 00:34:28,774 --> 00:34:29,942 Я сейчас вернусь.
- 00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:40,578 Ой, привет.
- 00:35:01,724 --> 00:35:02,975 Сделай мне одолжение…
- 00:35:06,937 --> 00:35:09,398 Сними амулет и заставь меня забыть о ней.
- 00:35:11,358 --> 00:35:14,445 - Ушам своим не верю. - Ты сказала, без обязательств.
- 00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:16,530 Ты бросил меня,
- 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:19,742 думая, что я манипулирую тобой с помощью песни сирены.
- 00:35:19,825 --> 00:35:22,787 А теперь просишь спеть, чтобы ты забыл о другой?
- 00:35:45,559 --> 00:35:46,435 Идем.
- 00:35:51,690 --> 00:35:53,526 - Давай. - Держишь? Хватай.
- 00:35:54,401 --> 00:35:56,445 Продолжай вытягивать. Идем. Давай.
- 00:35:59,365 --> 00:36:01,075 - Шевелись! - Я сделаю.
- 00:36:02,993 --> 00:36:05,204 Может, это не очень хорошая идея.
- 00:36:05,287 --> 00:36:07,623 Не хочу, чтобы это отразилось на отце.
- 00:36:07,706 --> 00:36:10,084 Чувак, мы лишь из-за тебя это и делаем!
- 00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:13,546 Чтобы отомстить этим фрикам за фонтан Крэкстоуна!
- 00:36:13,629 --> 00:36:16,507 Не говори, что ты размяк, как Тайлер. Давайте.
- 00:36:18,133 --> 00:36:19,927 АВТОМАТИЧЕСКИЙ РАЗБРЫЗГИВАТЕЛЬ
- 00:36:26,141 --> 00:36:29,603 Юджин Оттингер. Время: 22:42.
- 00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:32,064 Потенциальный подозреваемый на месте.
- 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:42,783 Боже мой.
- 00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:02,928 Изобретатель туфель на высоком каблуке явно подрабатывал палачом.
- 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,849 Как всегда говорит моя дорогая мама:
- 00:37:06,932 --> 00:37:10,394 «Золото проверяется огнем, женщина — страданиями».
- 00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:15,941 К вопросу о страданиях, где твоя пара?
- 00:37:16,025 --> 00:37:18,235 Я не видела вас с Ксавье на танцполе.
- 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:19,653 Мы немного повздорили.
- 00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:22,239 О тебе, кстати.
- 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,412 Ты не знаешь, каково это.
- 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:33,834 - Быть красивой и популярной? - Не знать истинных чувств людей.
- 00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:36,587 Не знать, любят ли меня за меня.
- 00:37:38,172 --> 00:37:39,590 А как же твой амулет?
- 00:37:39,673 --> 00:37:41,467 Он не дает гарантии.
- 00:37:41,967 --> 00:37:44,470 Это легкая профилактика, так сказать.
- 00:37:46,013 --> 00:37:47,806 Поэтому Ксавье и бросил меня.
- 00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:50,434 Он не мог мне доверять.
- 00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:54,355 Хуже всего то, что и я не доверяла его чувствам.
- 00:37:55,856 --> 00:37:57,858 Я не знала, настоящие они или нет.
- 00:38:02,196 --> 00:38:03,280 Тебе повезло.
- 00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:05,366 Поясни.
- 00:38:06,325 --> 00:38:08,243 Тебе плевать, что о тебе думают.
- 00:38:13,749 --> 00:38:15,793 Лучше бы мне было не так плевать.
- 00:38:47,574 --> 00:38:49,243 Время грандиозного финала.
- 00:38:52,454 --> 00:38:55,374 Йоу! Уже почти одиннадцать часов,
- 00:38:55,457 --> 00:38:58,794 так что выходите отрываться на танцпол в последний раз,
- 00:38:58,877 --> 00:39:01,880 пока Вороний бал не каркнул: «Невермор!»
- 00:40:27,299 --> 00:40:28,258 Идем!
- 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:40,020 Даже не потрудились достать свиную кровь.
- 00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:43,440 Это лишь краска.
- 00:40:59,164 --> 00:41:01,083 Уэнздей! Ты в порядке?
- 00:41:01,166 --> 00:41:03,877 Юджин в лесу. Он в опасности.
- 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:16,390 - Какого чёрта ты делаешь? - Пишу отцу. Он едет.
- 00:41:16,473 --> 00:41:19,852 - Видел Уэнздей? Я потерял ее. - Откуда мне знать? Ты ее пара.
- 00:41:21,603 --> 00:41:23,355 - Поехали. - Это было нечто.
- 00:41:23,438 --> 00:41:25,482 - Давай. Убирай его. - Поехали.
- 00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:27,442 Это ты сделал?
- 00:41:28,986 --> 00:41:31,196 Поверить не могу, что я повелась.
- 00:41:32,322 --> 00:41:35,367 - Инид, после статуи Крэкстоуна… - Думала, ты другой.
- 00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:38,453 Думала, я тебе нравлюсь.
- 00:41:39,454 --> 00:41:41,915 - Обратись! - Обратись!
- 00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:43,792 - Обратись! - Обратись!
- 00:41:44,626 --> 00:41:46,962 - Отстаньте от нее! - Идем!
- 00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:52,467 Ты в порядке?
- 00:41:54,636 --> 00:41:56,513 Я даже не хотела идти с ним.
- 00:41:57,264 --> 00:42:00,559 - Я хотела пойти с тобой. - Почему же ты меня не позвала?
- 00:42:00,642 --> 00:42:03,770 Так как ты не пришел тогда и так и не объяснил почему.
- 00:42:05,898 --> 00:42:08,483 Мне было стыдно сказать тебе, но я…
- 00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:13,197 …случайно посмотрел в зеркало и обратил себя в камень своими змеями.
- 00:42:19,369 --> 00:42:20,329 Нам стоит…
- 00:42:20,996 --> 00:42:23,457 Наверное, нам лучше не торопиться. Да?
- 00:42:24,124 --> 00:42:25,250 Полностью согласна.
- 00:43:12,881 --> 00:43:14,174 Юджин!
- 00:43:15,842 --> 00:43:16,885 Юджин!
- 00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:26,728 Юджин?
- 00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:44,329 Юджин?
- 00:43:45,122 --> 00:43:47,332 Уэнздей! Сюда!
- 00:44:01,263 --> 00:44:02,264 Юджин?
- 00:44:05,642 --> 00:44:06,601 Юджин.
- 00:44:20,615 --> 00:44:21,533 Боже мой!
- 00:44:24,911 --> 00:44:26,038 Он жив?
- 00:47:18,752 --> 00:47:21,671 Перевод субтитров: Екатерина Ерёмина
- 00:00:08,796 --> 00:00:12,076 ОКРУГ ДЖЕРИКО КОРОНЕР И СУДМЕДЭКСПЕРТ ДОКТОР Р. АНВАР
- 00:00:37,396 --> 00:00:42,856 ОТКРЫТЬ — СТОП — ЗАКРЫТЬ
- 00:01:13,466 --> 00:01:16,116 КОПИРОВАЛЬНАЯ КОМНАТА ЗАКРЫВАЙТЕ ДВЕРЬ
- 00:04:18,296 --> 00:04:22,526 ГЛАВА IV ЖУТЬ, А НЕ ВЕЧЕРОК
- 00:10:50,126 --> 00:10:54,876 «БАРАХЛО ЮРАЙИ»
- 00:15:31,676 --> 00:15:33,626 Мой улей — твой улей.
- 00:22:32,416 --> 00:22:41,506 У. А.
- 00:22:42,836 --> 00:22:45,956 ЧАЕВЫЕ
- 00:22:48,426 --> 00:22:49,616 ЧАЕВЫЕ
- 00:25:49,976 --> 00:25:52,866 КОМАНДА ПО ФЕХТОВАНИЮ
- 00:30:36,396 --> 00:30:37,896 СКОРО БУДЕТЕ? ДЖОНА: ПОЧТИ НА МЕСТЕ
- 00:30:37,896 --> 00:30:39,936 КАРТЕР: НАШ СЮРПРИЗ ЗАПОМНИТСЯ ЭТИМ ФРИКАМ НА ВСЮ ЖИЗНЬ
- 00:36:17,906 --> 00:36:19,946 АВТОМАТИЧЕСКИЙ РАЗБРЫЗГИВАТЕЛЬ
- 00:38:52,256 --> 00:38:56,526 МС КРОВОСОС
- 00:44:38,436 --> 00:44:40,826 ПЕРСОНАЖИ СОЗДАНЫ ЧАРЛЬЗОМ АДДАМСОМ
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