Лиха беда начало
Описание
Уэнздей возвращается в «Невермор» вместе с Пагсли и неожиданно узнаёт, что стала знаменитостью. Новый директор, Барри Дорт, на школьном костре в честь начала года предлагает ей звание лучшей ученицы. Вскоре Уэнздей понимает, что у неё появился сталкер. Тем временем Дорт уговаривает Мортишу возглавить комитет по сбору средств для школы. Когда частного детектива Карла Брэдбери настигает смерть из-за стаи ворон, бывший шериф Галпин просит Уэнздей помочь в расследовании. Та отказывается: слишком свежи воспоминания о поступках Галпина в прошлом году. Дорт тем временем давит на Бьянку, заставляя её использовать способности сирены, чтобы добыть деньги для школы. Ксавье присылает Уэнздей картину с изображением ворона с ослепшим глазом. Вскоре сталкер крадёт рукопись романа Уэнздей. Героине удаётся вытащить рукопись из пылающего костра, после чего она отказывается от похвал за спасение школы. Тем временем Пагсли случайно оживляет бывшего ученика с механическим сердцем, который когда-то погиб из-за собственных опасных изобретений. Энид бежит за Уэнздей, но та вдруг падает и начинает биться в припадке после жуткого видения: она видит надгробие Энид на кладбище, переполненном воронами.
Субтитры
- 00:00:10,468 --> 00:00:11,803 Це було насичене літо.
- 00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:24,274 Я, зв'язана, у підвалі серійного вбивці. Кошмарний сон, що здійснився.
- 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:33,825 Він перебуває в омані, що я його нова жертва.
- 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:40,498 Нехай тішиться, а тим часом я поясню, як тут опинилась.
- 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:47,338 {\an8}ЗА ШІСТЬ ТИЖНІВ ДО ТОГО
- 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:50,300 Дівінус спірітус, енунціате міхі сакра містеріа.
- 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:51,801 Донум квод ест цернере претеріта презенціа…
- 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,762 Інценде Ментем, потестас вені міхі. Дівінус спірітус,
- 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:56,181 енунціате міхі сакра містеріа. На канікулах я вдосконалювала
- 00:00:56,264 --> 00:00:58,683 свої екстрасенсорні здібності. Усі відповіді були в книзі заклинань Ґуді.
- 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:01,519 Тепер, коли мої здібності під контролем, я цілком віддалася нав'язливій ідеї,
- 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:03,813 що мучила мене з шестирічного віку.
- 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:08,902 Перед смертю жертва номер одинадцять описала підозрюваного…
- 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:14,074 Канзаський Скальпер. Найневловиміший серійний вбивця Америки.
- 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:17,160 {\an8}Щоб знайти його місцезнаходження, мені потрібен був лише
- 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:18,620 предмет з місця злочину.
- 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:35,136 Одинадцята жертва Скальпера впустила свою кулю для боулінгу, коли її викрали.
- 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:50,985 {\an8}Коли Скальпер нарешті був у мене на прицілі…
- 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:54,697 мені залишилось подолати останню болісну перешкоду.
- 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:58,827 {\an8}Вітаємо в аеропорту Ньюарка.
- 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:02,956 {\an8}Вибірковий огляд є обов'язковою вимогою в цьому аеропорту.
- 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:07,919 На виході сорок три здійснюється посадка на рейс А-А-нуль-дев'ять-два
- 00:02:08,002 --> 00:02:11,589 {\an8}Американських авіаліній, що прямує до Канзас-Сіті.
- 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:24,102 Повторюю: на виході сорок три здійснюється посадка на рейс
- 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:31,568 А-А-нуль-дев'ять-два Американських авіаліній, що прямує до Канзас-Сіті.
- 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:34,612 Руки.
- 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:51,296 Місіс Гендерсон з Юніон Банку, підійдіть, будь ласка, до інформаційної стійки. Ваш
- 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:53,965 -водій чекає. -Юна леді, хіба вам не
- 00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:56,467 зрозуміло, що ці речі заборонені?
- 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:59,429 Ви дійсно вірите, що, запхавши сотні людей у металеву трубу,
- 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:03,141 що летить у повітрі, ви створите утопію, де зброя не потрібна?
- 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:04,559 Треба й сумку перевірити.
- 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:06,311 Так.
- 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:19,157 Їду на з'їзд юних бальзамувальників у Канзас-Сіті. Це протез руки.
- 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:21,618 Це не проблема.
- 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:23,786 А як ви поясните це?
- 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:27,123 Цікаво…
- 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:31,044 Я гадки не маю, як це там опинилося.
- 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:36,257 {\an8}Тут сто мілілітрів, а отже, це заборонено. Будь ласка, не марнуйте наш час!
- 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,260 ЕсПіЕф? Серйозно?!
- 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:47,352 {\an8}КАНЗАС-СІТІ, ШТАТ МІССУРІ
- 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:49,896 {\an8}ЧЕТІВ ПЕЩЕНИЙ ПЕС
- 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,195 А послуги серійного вбивці теж є в Інтернеті?
- 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,117 Зробив подарунок.
- 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:55,837 На згадку про всіх моїх… особливих гостей.
- 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:06,848 Я теж хочу показати, що вмію.
- 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:56,606 Що?
- 00:05:57,106 --> 00:05:59,233 Пусте. Незначний ясновидчий збій.
- 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:01,611 Нікому ні слова про це, зрозумів?
- 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,529 Особливо матері.
- 00:06:04,405 --> 00:06:05,323 А зараз…
- 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:09,786 Пограємо в ляльки?
- 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,801 {\an8}ВЕНЗДЕЙ
- 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,572 СКАЛЬПЕРА ОСКАЛЬПУВАЛИ
- 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,328 Тут немає згадок про чорні сльози.
- 00:07:35,913 --> 00:07:37,748 Як я сказала, це лише збій.
- 00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:44,046 Люба, Ларч приготував машину, час їхати. Щоб не спізнитися у перший день школи.
- 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:47,508 Я мала надію провести з тобою більше часу влітку.
- 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:51,095 -Та я тебе майже не бачила. -Письменники шукають
- 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:52,722 натхнення, а тоді пишуть.
- 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:56,142 Тож я робила улюблені справи: катування і приниження.
- 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,728 Коли я зможу прочитати твій роман?
- 00:07:59,228 --> 00:08:02,607 Коли сонце вибухне і земля щезне у вогняному апокаліпсисі.
- 00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:05,693 Скоро, мамо… скоро.
- 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:07,487 Чекаю.
- 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,366 Не забувай, що ти мій боржник?
- 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:30,009 {\an8}Це мій син! У вас із дядьком Фестером однаковий хист.
- 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:32,803 Ти гарна трісочка від старої плахи.
- 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:36,098 Встроми пальця в сотню розеток, і ти навчишся.
- 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:39,060 Тату, і чому тебе це оминуло?!
- 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:44,315 «Ізгой» – це не про те, що ти можеш зробити. Це стан душі.
- 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:47,860 Працюй над влучністю.
- 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,363 Паґслі завжди працював над влучністю.
- 00:08:51,113 --> 00:08:54,283 Від привчання до горщика до свого першого гранатомета.
- 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:57,203 Ларч не дасть збрехати. Еге ж, старий?
- 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,760 Мене тішить, що ти виявляєш інтерес до брата.
- 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:15,721 Аналізую, як застосувати його хист до своїх потреб.
- 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:21,811 Оце підхід, моя маленька бомбіто! В сім'ї нема жодного «ми». Тільки «я».
- 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:28,276 Зараз буде знак «стоп». Поціль в «О», снайпере.
- 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,403 Не певен, що зможу.
- 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:34,115 Якщо ні, я тебе катапультую.
- 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:37,076 Тільки в тата є така кнопка.
- 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:39,203 Річ її переробив.
- 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:13,404 О Боже!
- 00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:31,088 {\an8}ВБИВЧА ДОМОГОСПОДАРКА
- 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,023 Привіт, коханий!
- 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,931 Мене знайшли. Якщо не виживу, матеріали будуть в хатині.
- 00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:58,736 Чекай. Це ти вперше хочеш повернутися у школу!
- 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:00,529 Як відчуття?
- 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,698 Ніби повернення на місце злочину…
- 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,201 …І вже знаю, де закопані тіла.
- 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:09,789 Хаос під повним контролем. Я підкорю це місце своїй волі.
- 00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:14,585 Будь обережна, люба. Контроль – це часто омана.
- 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:18,631 Як я дозволила батькові повірити, що він голова сім'ї.
- 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,133 Думаєш, я знайду тут друга?
- 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:25,387 Ти знайдеш багато друзів. Це наші люди.
- 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:29,850 Бідолашний Паґслі. Ми з батьком влаштуємо його.
- 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:33,187 Пообіцяй мені, що дбатимеш про брата!
- 00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:34,897 Я завжди дбаю.
- 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,785 Основні правила. Не дивитися в очі без дозволу.
- 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,704 Про допомогу в разі булінгу просити письмово.
- 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,915 Річ підзвітний мені. Зрозумів?
- 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,340 {\an8}ЛАСКАВО ПРОСИМО ДОДОМУ У «НЕВЕРМОР»
- 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,511 O! Морозиво!
- 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,390 -Ти бачиш, це Венздей? -Так, це вона.
- 00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:10,224 Повернулась?
- 00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:14,937 Люблю її, вона торік врятувала школу.
- 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,314 Можна взяти автограф?
- 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,150 Підписуюсь лише кров'ю.
- 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:22,236 Меншого я й не чекала.
- 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,905 Я не казала, що власною кров'ю.
- 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:29,660 Ану пішли звідси. Шух!
- 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,373 Як надокучливо.
- 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:39,295 Краще звикай до цього. Ти тепер велика цяця, після порятунку школи від
- 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,589 -демона-пілігрима. -Хіба це комусь цікаво?!
- 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:43,299 Он вона! Венздей!
- 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:48,012 Бачу, ти не женешся за популярністю. Та вона не підлягає законам фізики.
- 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:51,432 Що сильніше відштовхуєш, то сильніше липне до тебе.
- 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,353 Венздей Аддамс! Охохохо!
- 00:14:56,437 --> 00:15:00,983 Яка честь зустрітися з рятівницю Невермору! Дозвольте
- 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:04,737 представитися. Баррі Дорт, новий директор.
- 00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:08,115 О… хочете стікер?
- 00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:11,869 Тільки якщо є з написом «не реанімувати».
- 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:18,334 Я стільки чув про ваш гострий язик! Я в захваті. Я відновлюю церемонію «Ватра
- 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,502 -фундатора». -Це ж Венздей!
- 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:26,133 Давню традицію ізгоїв. Велике багаття. Завтра ввечері. І я хочу,
- 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,552 щоб ви були почесною ученицею.
- 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,262 Краще б мене там спалили.
- 00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:34,266 Oоо… прошу, подумайте. Щоб ми були соратниками в цій борні.
- 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:35,434 {\an8}В якій борні?
- 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,228 {\an8}Повернути Невермору його колишню славу.
- 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:42,316 {\an8}Не люблю казати лихе про мертвих, але Вімс і справді налажала.
- 00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:46,695 {\an8}Теж не люблю казати лихе про мертвих. Демонізувати живих цікавіше.
- 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,053 Треба розставити тут капкани.
- 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,778 Привіт, сусідко!
- 00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:28,654 Енід!
- 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,700 А тепер всі йдіть. Дякую за допомогу.
- 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,289 Тільки не ставайте на це.
- 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,501 Не ставати. Так. Ясно.
- 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,671 Побачимося в Люпинових Клітках? З іншими.
- 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:46,880 Авжеж, Бруно.
- 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:49,383 Чекаю!
- 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:57,599 Як твої канікули? Бо це було моє найкраще літо, і я вмираю,
- 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,685 як хочу розповісти тобі про все.
- 00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:03,814 Певна, що захочу тебе вбити після цього, тож ми всі у виграші.
- 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,943 Я не вдаватимуся в деталі,
- 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:12,614 але на «Люпинпалузі» в парку «Ґолден Ґейт» я купила тобі подарунок.
- 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,492 Не бійся, це не снуд.
- 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:23,250 {\an8}Дійшло? Як Беовульф. Ти ж любиш літературні паралелі.
- 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,295 Невдалі каламбури – це цвяхи в труну епічної поезії.
- 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,174 І в мене є подарунок. З літньої поїздки.
- 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,057 Ее… Oоо. Дякую.
- 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:44,396 Вона якась лячна, але… кучері суперм'які.
- 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,981 Вони зі справжнього волосся.
- 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:53,405 У мене на цей рік стільки планів. Я хочу забити місце в зграї,
- 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:58,410 стати капітанкою танцювального гурту і приєднатися до «Беладони». А ти?
- 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,289 Уникати людей і писати новий роман про Вайпер Де Ла Муерте.
- 00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:05,042 Це не схоже на особистісний розвиток.
- 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,086 Мій розвиток – у коконі.
- 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,589 А щодо твого роману, видавництво зацікавилось?
- 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,094 Назвали «Смерть від тисячі приміток».
- 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:19,264 Уууу… Мені здається, тут одрук.
- 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,144 Та ні. Це староанглійське слово «розчленування».
- 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:27,523 Цей роман – два роки мого життя. Щоб змінити хоч слово,
- 00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,900 хай вирвуть текст з моїх мертвих рук.
- 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,072 Надіюсь, це не нахабні мисливці на автографи.
- 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:38,075 І не кажи. Нам потрібно встановити певні межі.
- 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:40,786 Можемо підписувати речі учнів в певні години.
- 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,332 Привіт, Венздей. Як твоє літо?
- 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:46,834 Оскальпувала серійного вбивцю.
- 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:50,045 Ха… А… Енід вдома?
- 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,842 Вона пішла зі зграєю. Я пригрозила їх каструвати,
- 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:55,926 як не заберуться.
- 00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,428 Ну… можеш передати їй оце?
- 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,522 Дякую, що прикрила. Знаю, єдине,
- 00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:11,608 що ти ненавидиш більше за кольори – це любовні драми.
- 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:12,693 Макіавеллі казав,
- 00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,945 що дружити – це спостерігати за стражданнями
- 00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:18,657 людини і мати за честь бути присутнім у найважчі миті її життя.
- 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:22,411 -Це значить… -Не більше двадцяти слів… ну!
- 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:27,124 Я вже не знаю, що відчуваю до Аякса. Він дуже милий, гарний,
- 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:30,043 але закоханий у стару мене, а я змінилася.
- 00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:32,504 Ти чула? Рівно двадцять слів.
- 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:33,964 То поговоріть і покінчи з цим.
- 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,758 Зробити це – наче поцілити стрілою в його…
- 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,428 Здуріти!
- 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,437 «З поверненням, Венздей. Я досі стежу».
- 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,440 В тебе є переслідувач?
- 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:52,274 {\an8}Не заздри!
- 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,206 Я не бачу переслідувача.
- 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,833 У тебе тут щось є…
- 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,502 Не зважай.
- 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,599 Калібан-Холл!
- 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,977 Мій старий барліг!
- 00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:32,356 O!
- 00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:34,858 Привіт, Паґслі. Я…
- 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,779 Електрика. Клас.
- 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,364 А ви, певно, Дженет.
- 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:46,453 -Венздей про вас розповідала. -O, Калібан! Калібан! Це я привісив! Це я…
- 00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:50,249 Ми зі Сью не дуже хотіли, щоб Юджин повернувся в Невермор.
- 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,124 Та він наполіг.
- 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,168 Я теж врятував школу.
- 00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:55,337 О! Я пам'ятаю той день!
- 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:58,006 Як це, коли тебе потрошить гайд?
- 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,177 Я досі, буває, кричу вночі.
- 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,930 Воо. Це… круто!
- 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,891 Може, залишимо хлопців самих?
- 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:13,230 Ларч принесе твої валізи. Чекатимемо тебе внизу.
- 00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:25,158 Пам'ятайте, друзі, яких ви тут знайдете, це ваші брати на все життя.
- 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:28,745 Що вб'ють за вас і забезпечать алібі.
- 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:36,920 А що за комахи?
- 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:42,509 Спочатку я контролював лише бджіл, а тепер можу контролювати й інших комах.
- 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:43,760 Поглянь.
- 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,891 Вони такі… жирні…
- 00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:53,020 Ідеал для нічного жору.
- 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,690 Це друзі, не їжа.
- 00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:58,984 ВІДВАЛИ
- 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,238 Пішли десь разом погуляємо?
- 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,615 Я вже домовився з іншими.
- 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:06,992 Можна з тобою?
- 00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:09,745 Це типу нові друзі.
- 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,205 Я не проти. У мене і старих не було.
- 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:15,167 Я в боргу перед Венздей, тому й погодився жити з тобою разом.
- 00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,753 Спершу подивимося, що з цього вийде, добре?
- 00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:21,131 Так. Добре.
- 00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:24,509 Йо, бджоляре!
- 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:26,553 А ти підріс!
- 00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:28,472 Аяксе. Що ти тут робиш?
- 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:33,935 -Я ваш радник з поселення. Якщо є питання… -Можеш мене закам'янити?
- 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:35,645 Навіть не надійся.
- 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,732 А ви з Енід досі разом? Чи вона нарешті отямилась?
- 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,985 {\an8}А у вас є питання стосовно гуртожитка?
- 00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:46,615 Добре. Тоді вітаю вас в Калібані. Це буде крутий рік.
- 00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,459 Це вона. Не можу повірити!
- 00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,420 О Боже мій! Вона врятувала Невермор!
- 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:03,006 Коли мене боялися і ненавиділи, було краще.
- 00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:08,136 -Я був би радий, якби ви погодилися… -Директоре Дорт, ви вже
- 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,263 бачили наше янголятко смерті?
- 00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:13,600 Так. Певен, Венздей буде рада, якщо ви частіше бачитиметеся.
- 00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,227 А чого це раптом «частіше»?
- 00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:18,855 Директор Дорт просить мене очолити комітет благодійного балу.
- 00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:22,484 Три роки головою був Вінсент Торп, але після того,
- 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:25,946 як Ксав'є помилково звинуватили у вбивстві, він забрав і свого сина,
- 00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:27,239 і свої гроші з Невермору.
- 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,408 Ксав'є цьогоріч не приїде?
- 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:31,785 Він їде до Райхенбахської академії у Швейцарії.
- 00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:34,579 Якось я там провів літо, за обміном.
- 00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:38,458 Я пам'ятаю, любий. Найдовше літо в моєму житті.
- 00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:43,338 Я заскочив вас… зненацька.
- 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:47,634 {\an8}-О, я ціную хороші заскоки. -Особливо якщо вони раптові.
- 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,386 Мм… мм…
- 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,888 То може подумаєте про це?
- 00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:56,351 Ми з Тіш обговоримо це дорогою додому.
- 00:23:56,852 --> 00:24:00,313 Насправді я сподівався ви будете ближче.
- 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:08,405 Я думала, що в котеджі садівника мешкають вчителі.
- 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:11,283 Тогоріч тут жила Мерилін Торнгілл,
- 00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:17,080 але завдяки Венздей вона тепер мешкає в значно тісніших умовах… в тюрмі.
- 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:19,541 У труні тісніше, та це попереду.
- 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:24,421 На цю ніч він ваш. А якщо станете головою комітету,
- 00:24:24,504 --> 00:24:28,550 вважайте, що це ваш другий дім. Почекаю надворі.
- 00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:45,942 -І хто оздоблював цей дім?! -Маніячка-убивця.
- 00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:50,197 Не узагальнюй, люба. Не всі маніяки-вбивці
- 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,782 мають такий жахливий смак.
- 00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:56,286 Але твій розтлінний дотик це виправить, Кара Белла.
- 00:24:56,995 --> 00:25:00,457 Тату, я знайшов під раковиною мишоловки. Перекусимо?
- 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:01,875 Так.
- 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:05,962 Чому ти хочеш бути головою комітету?
- 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:10,842 Ну… я не думала, що все так швидко зміниться.
- 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:17,265 Паґслі цього літа виріс, як отруйний дуб, і… тепер ви обоє в Неверморі, тож я…
- 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:20,435 замислилась, яким буде мій наступний розділ.
- 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:25,690 Думка про те, що ви з батьком самі, без нагляду, сповнює мене жахом,
- 00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:28,151 який я зазвичай відчуваю до ростових ляльок.
- 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:31,321 Але я відмовлюся, якщо тобі це дискомфортно.
- 00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:33,740 Я народилася з дискофортом.
- 00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:39,538 Я знаю, це було важко… коли Ґуді пішла,
- 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:45,919 і ніхто з нашого роду не став тобі за нового провідника. Та якби я була тут,
- 00:25:46,002 --> 00:25:52,467 я могла б допомогти. Тимчасово, звичайно, доки не з'явиться новий провідник.
- 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:56,930 Ти голуб, а я ворон. У нас різні шляхи, ти ж сама казала.
- 00:25:57,013 --> 00:25:59,015 У мене був досвід із воронами.
- 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:03,687 Ти говориш про свою сестру?
- 00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:08,650 Ти мало що розповідала про тітку Офелію.
- 00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:18,285 Ти мені її так нагадуєш.
- 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:21,746 Особливо, як подорослішала.
- 00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:24,416 Мамо, не хвилюйся за мене.
- 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:30,672 Зосередься на Паґслі. Хоч він високий, ще й чоловічої статі, та цього замало.
- 00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:35,093 До того ж, у нього мізки жука-гнойовика, а амбіції французького бюрократа.
- 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:40,557 Що таке, керіда?
- 00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:44,894 Венздей щось приховує.
- 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:48,982 Я не допущу повторення історії.
- 00:26:58,074 --> 00:26:59,242 З матір'ю я впораюся.
- 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:05,123 Я не потребую її допомоги. Та й твоєї теж.
- 00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,418 І не суй свої пальці в мої справи!
- 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:23,600 Жертва – Карл Бредбері, місцевий приватний детектив.
- 00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:27,562 Іще той нишпорка! Свідки – Ґреґ Малліган і Деббі Прайзман.
- 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,940 Ґреґ – менеджер в «Піґґлі-Віґґлі», а Деббі – касирка.
- 00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:35,737 Отже, Бредбері ловив наших супермаркетних коханців на побаченні,
- 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:38,490 коли його атакувала зграя скажених ворон.
- 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:41,576 Це вперше, навіть для Єрихона.
- 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:44,287 Відвезіть тіло в морг, поки не розклалося.
- 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:48,208 Венздей, чим я можу допомогти?
- 00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:50,085 Просто милуюсь видом.
- 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:53,296 Шерифко Сантьяго.
- 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,466 Обіцяю бути кращою за попередника.
- 00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:58,134 Це вкрай низька планка.
- 00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:15,276 О!
- 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:18,571 Ґалпіне? Що ви тут робите?
- 00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:21,908 Жертва – це мій друг, Карл Бредбері.
- 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:25,912 Ми працювали над справою, і… це його і вбило.
- 00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:27,706 Співчуття – не мій репертуар.
- 00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:31,084 Бредбері дещо нарив. Казав, це важливо для всіх ізгоїв,
- 00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:33,086 і ми тільки почали дряпати поверхню.
- 00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:34,379 Вам не байдуже до ізгоїв?
- 00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:41,052 Мій син – ізгой. Я знаю, що він зробив, та… його обернула на монстра міс Торнгілл.
- 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:42,721 Тайлер завжди був монстром.
- 00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:45,140 Вона просто відкрила це в ньому.
- 00:28:45,223 --> 00:28:47,475 Люди не змінюються. Гляньте на себе.
- 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:49,686 Ви зламана людина, що вже не може ховатись
- 00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:50,854 за своїм значком шерифа.
- 00:28:50,937 --> 00:28:52,605 Який тебе ніколи не зупиняв!
- 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,110 Мені потрібна твоя допомога в цій справі.
- 00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:02,824 Ти не випадково опинилася на місці злочину, Аддамс. Тебе тягнуло туди,
- 00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:04,367 як метелика на вогонь.
- 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:12,125 Жаль, що ваша психологічна проникливість не допомогла вам врятувати сина.
- 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,881 Якщо передумаєш, то знайди мене.
- 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,969 Але пам'ятай… птахи завжди стежать.
- 00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:44,240 Я зараз розповім казку про Дерево-Череп.
- 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:49,245 Це традиція Калібан-Холу – розповідати цю історію в перший вечір.
- 00:29:54,918 --> 00:30:01,049 {\an8}Жив собі геніальний хлопчик зі слабким серцем. Він проводив всі дні в ліжку,
- 00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:05,804 малюючи неймовірні машини, які планував колись створити.
- 00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:10,475 Та лікарі казали, що йому лишилося жити кілька місяців.
- 00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:16,147 Тож він вирішив сконструювати собі серце. Щоб його тіло не відставало
- 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,733 від його блискучого розуму.
- 00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:33,748 Операція пройшла успішно, але механічне серце змінило хлопця.
- 00:30:37,585 --> 00:30:41,381 Він став холодним… і неймовірно амбітним.
- 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:53,893 Коли він прибув до Невермору, його визнали найвидатнішим генієм,
- 00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:55,562 який колись був у цих стінах.
- 00:30:57,647 --> 00:31:00,400 Та його винаходи ставали дедалі небезпечнішими.
- 00:31:02,151 --> 00:31:08,116 Доки однієї ночі… його геніальний дар не вкоротив йому віку.
- 00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:17,458 За легендою, він похований біля підніжжя Дерева-Черепа
- 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,419 в безіменній могилі.
- 00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:28,469 Та якщо прикласти вухо до порожнього лівого ока черепа, можна почути,
- 00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:34,183 як його механічне серце… цок… цок… цок…
- 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:38,605 Лише найсміливіші з Калібан-Холу наважилися
- 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:42,609 вийти вночі, щоб послухати, як цокає механічне серце.
- 00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:46,070 Ну а ви?
- 00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:05,882 Міс Барклі, дякую, що знайшли час. Який чудовий перший день, правда?
- 00:32:05,965 --> 00:32:09,844 Так приємно бачити, як у нашій школі фонтанує енергія ізгоїв.
- 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:14,015 Наші найвідоміші випускники пишалися б.
- 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:19,354 Я дивлюся на вас…
- 00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,273 Як ви взаємодієте з однолітками.
- 00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:29,739 Харизма – це те, чому не можна навчитися, це дар. І вам її точно не бракує.
- 00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:32,617 Припускаю, у вас є певні політичні
- 00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:33,785 амбіції на майбутнє?
- 00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:36,871 Я б і хотіла реальних змін для ізгоїв.
- 00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:40,625 А якщо я скажу вам, що ви можете творити
- 00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:45,505 ці зміни вже сьогодні? Як помічниця голови благодійного балу.
- 00:32:46,839 --> 00:32:51,135 Нам треба набрати обертів, якщо ми хочемо досягти мети.
- 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:54,347 А у вас є саме той запал, який я шукаю.
- 00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:58,226 Вау. Дуже приємно. Але я не певна,
- 00:32:58,309 --> 00:33:00,645 що у мене є час на щось таке.
- 00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:02,397 Мені дуже шкода.
- 00:33:05,608 --> 00:33:06,526 І мені.
- 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:11,739 Тобто ви ж у нас на стипендії, так? Школа зараз у скруті,
- 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:16,327 і якщо ми не зберемо досить коштів, я, певно, буду змушений…
- 00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:18,997 відрахувати кількох стипендіатів.
- 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:31,050 Я знаю, як усі ставляться до сирен… та я не поділяю цього.
- 00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:35,346 Жодного ізгоя не можна обмежувати чи принижувати.
- 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:38,850 І тому ви просите мене? Бо я сирена?
- 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:42,895 Що поганого, якщо ваша сила переконання послужить
- 00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:45,732 добрій справі? Певен, ви з цим згодні.
- 00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:50,486 Ми хочемо добра Невермору. Тож чому б вам ще раз не
- 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:53,990 проглянути свій графік, аж раптом знайдеться часинка?
- 00:33:56,617 --> 00:33:58,036 Чекаю на рішення завтра.
- 00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:14,343 Річ! Що ти тут робиш?
- 00:34:16,095 --> 00:34:17,472 Венздей кричала на тебе?
- 00:34:19,098 --> 00:34:23,853 Боже, ця раптова слава її вбиває. Деякі люди не створені для цього.
- 00:34:23,936 --> 00:34:27,607 І коли ти в стресі, рідні стають боксерською грушою.
- 00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:29,567 Чи як з тобою, рукавицею.
- 00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:34,447 Я знаю, як це – почуватися чужим. Та це не так.
- 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:40,244 Знаєш, що тобі треба? Місце, яке ти назвеш своїм. І я знаю саме таке.
- 00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:50,755 Дім, милий дім, Річ!
- 00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:54,175 Вітаємо в зграї!
- 00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:52,984 ДЕРЕВО-ЧЕРЕП
- 00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:16,984 Прокоф'єв частенько так чинить.
- 00:37:19,946 --> 00:37:22,782 Міс Капрі, нова вчителька музики.
- 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:24,075 Та Айседора Капрі,
- 00:37:24,158 --> 00:37:27,828 яка записала свій перший альбом «Вовче виття» у віці десяти років?
- 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:29,664 Не знала, що в мене ще є фани.
- 00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:32,500 Мене завжди зачаровували вундеркінди. Зосередженість, талант.
- 00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:35,294 Невпинне прагнення ідеалу.
- 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:38,714 На щастя, я зуміла звільнитися, перш ніж це мене задушило.
- 00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:41,300 Я думала, у вчителі йдуть ті, хто не зумів.
- 00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:46,055 Ну, мене надихнули молоді люди, які врятували свою школу,
- 00:37:46,138 --> 00:37:51,185 попри неймовірні труднощі. Я вирішила, настав час віддячити своїй громаді.
- 00:37:54,897 --> 00:37:57,275 Ми… маємо багато роботи.
- 00:37:58,150 --> 00:37:59,485 У мене рука затерпла.
- 00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:03,739 Ні, проблема не в руці. Твій біль – єдине, що робить твою гру цікавою.
- 00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:12,290 Ти знала, що Прокоф'єв був шахістом? Ось чому його концерти такі… хитромудрі.
- 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:18,796 Він хоче, щоб ви відчули ноти, а не передбачали їх.
- 00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:20,214 Мені не потрібні уроки.
- 00:38:20,923 --> 00:38:22,758 Я граю для власного задоволення.
- 00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:25,177 Та схоже, музика тебе не задовольняє.
- 00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:30,099 Намагайся не контролювати її.
- 00:38:31,350 --> 00:38:35,438 Ти маєш віддатися… її прекрасному хаосу.
- 00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:38,024 Я творю хаос. А не віддаюся йому.
- 00:39:04,050 --> 00:39:07,428 З часів мого навчання в Невеморі не було «Ватри фундатора».
- 00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:11,557 Так! Просто диво, що вміють робити учні да-вінчі!
- 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:17,438 У їхніх правих мізинцях більше творчої сили, ніж у мене в усьому тілі.
- 00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:19,607 Воно ж працюватиме, так?
- 00:39:22,151 --> 00:39:24,028 Ізгої можуть все! Супер!
- 00:39:25,112 --> 00:39:30,159 Ось чому традиції так важливі. Виховують гордість у наших дітях. Директорка Вімс
- 00:39:30,242 --> 00:39:34,830 так прагнула вписатися в світ нормиків. Без образ, але я знаю, що ви були
- 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:35,706 -подругами. -Мм.
- 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,124 Мм.
- 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:40,169 Зараз сім'я Аддамсів – яскравий приклад ізгоїв,
- 00:39:40,252 --> 00:39:44,298 які не пристосовуються до нормиків. І це ваша заслуга, місіс Аддамс.
- 00:39:44,965 --> 00:39:45,549 Дякую.
- 00:39:46,842 --> 00:39:49,470 Ви прийняли рішення щодо головування на балу?
- 00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:53,808 Я… ще у роздумах. Хочу вчинити як краще для Невермору,
- 00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:57,478 а також і для моєї сім'ї.
- 00:39:57,561 --> 00:40:01,524 Я розумію. Це дуже непросто. Саме тому вам в поміч потрібен хтось із учнів. І я в
- 00:40:01,607 --> 00:40:05,403 -пошуках цієї ідеальної людини. -Годі шукати. Вона тут.
- 00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:09,907 Місіс Аддамс, Б'янка Барклі, одна з найкращих учениць.
- 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:13,494 {\an8}Для мене честь працювати з легендою Невермору.
- 00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:14,578 Б'янка…
- 00:40:15,996 --> 00:40:18,374 Приходьте ввечері до ватри, подивитесь, на що ми здатні. Тоді й вирішите,
- 00:40:18,457 --> 00:40:19,667 чи хочете долучитися.
- 00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:29,760 Від Ксав'є.
- 00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:34,849 «Я тобі писав, але, мабуть, ти загубила телефон, що я тобі дав».
- 00:40:35,891 --> 00:40:37,893 -Телефон?! -Він впав у ванну.
- 00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:50,239 «Вважай це прощальним подарунком. Цей образ виник в мене голові. Не питай,
- 00:40:50,322 --> 00:40:53,159 звідки я знаю, та це пов'язано з тобою, я певен.
- 00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:56,203 Яка ж Венздей Аддамс без таємниць, так?! Ксав'є.
- 00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:56,996 »
- 00:40:57,496 --> 00:40:59,874 Моторошний крук на надгробку. Що це значить?
- 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:00,541 Без поняття.
- 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:04,128 Ми з Річчю йдемо на «Ватру фундатора». Ти з нами?
- 00:41:09,383 --> 00:41:11,844 Ти без дозволу користувався моєю машинкою?
- 00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:16,348 {\an8}«Читала останнім часом хороші книжки?»
- 00:41:18,267 --> 00:41:19,310 Мій роман.
- 00:41:21,395 --> 00:41:22,021 Він зник.
- 00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:27,943 «Вище, вище, вище. Гори, ватро, палкіше. За вітром попіл свище».
- 00:41:30,362 --> 00:41:33,407 Мій рукопис хочуть спалити на «Ватрі фундатора».
- 00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:36,827 Це ж не єдина копія, так? Серйозно?
- 00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:38,496 Ксерокси винайшли ще
- 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:40,372 в двадцятому столітті.
- 00:41:40,456 --> 00:41:43,417 Я не дозволю пустити за вітром два роки мого життя!
- 00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:03,687 Переслідувач тут. Дивись, чи хтось за нами стежить.
- 00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:05,064 За нами всі стежать!
- 00:42:05,898 --> 00:42:06,941 Енід! Енід! Можна?
- 00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:13,280 Гей! Не відставай. Я обшукаю ватру. Ти йди з іншого боку.
- 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:20,120 Гайд напав на мене і я кілька днів пролежав в комі. Нічого не пам'ятаю.
- 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:23,666 Гей! Коли запалять ватру, я піду до Дерева-Черепа
- 00:42:23,749 --> 00:42:26,418 і відкопаю того мертвяка. Хто зі мною?
- 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:35,177 Вибач. Сьогодні мій зоряний час. Дорт оголосить, що я теж рятував школу.
- 00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:45,271 Річ, тримай пальці напоготові. Переслідувач затіяв гру.
- 00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:03,956 {\an8}«Якщо не хочеш, щоб твій роман розвіявся з димом,
- 00:43:04,039 --> 00:43:07,334 {\an8}до зустрічі під ватрою. Пі. Ес. Там є кілька одруківок».
- 00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:18,929 -Венздей, що ти робиш? -Гей! Енід.
- 00:43:19,013 --> 00:43:20,931 Аяксе. Привіт.
- 00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:24,893 {\an8}Що сталося? Ціле літо ти мене динамила. Я тобі писав,
- 00:43:24,977 --> 00:43:28,105 {\an8}надіслав шалену кількість голосових…
- 00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:31,692 Вибач. Винна. У Вовчому таборі заборонені ґаджети.
- 00:43:32,192 --> 00:43:35,946 Я місяць не мала доступу до інтернету. Здається, у мене від цього ПТСР.
- 00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:39,742 Ми вже тут два дні. Таке відчуття, що ти мене уникаєш.
- 00:43:40,492 --> 00:43:43,787 А, у… Я була зайнята зі зграєю, ти теж із новачками.
- 00:43:44,371 --> 00:43:48,000 Плюс у мене ще й фактор «Венздей», а вона не підводить.
- 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:50,544 Гей, Енід. Я забив місця попереду.
- 00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:56,133 Дякую, Бруно. Але я… я зараз трішечки зайнята. Венздей!
- 00:43:57,718 --> 00:43:58,427 Венздей!
- 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:01,263 Венздей!
- 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:12,983 Добрий вечір, Невермор! Вууу! Ласкаво просимо на «Ватру фундатора».
- 00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:17,613 Ми розпочнемо з гімну «Невермор Альма Матер».
- 00:44:25,412 --> 00:44:32,336 <i>-…Ізгоїв школа мрії</i> <i>-…Ізгоїв школа мрії Відшліфуй тут свій дар</i>
- 00:44:37,549 --> 00:44:40,344 <i>І вгамуєш хижий шал</i>
- 00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:48,310 <i>Да-Вінчі, сирени, безликі, горгони</i> <i>Дім ізгоїв не забудьмо ми</i>
- 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:56,694 -На чатах нашої школи -На чатах нашої школи Невермор
- 00:45:02,741 --> 00:45:03,909 Невермор
- 00:45:24,096 --> 00:45:24,930 Ха!
- 00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:37,609 Вітаю, друзі-ізгої! Ласкаво просимо до Невермору!
- 00:45:38,193 --> 00:45:41,363 -Уууу! -Я ваш директор Баррі Дорт.
- 00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:48,996 І сьогодні ми розпочинаємо нову еру! Так!
- 00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:57,838 Я знаю, що зміни можуть лякати, але не варто боятися. А знаєте, чому?
- 00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:04,887 Тому що ми ізгої сильні! Так, сильні!
- 00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:10,434 Венздей!
- 00:46:11,685 --> 00:46:14,313 Негайно вилізай. Ватру мають зараз запалити.
- 00:46:17,983 --> 00:46:23,489 Отже, отже, увага! Відтепер я скасовую «Беладону»
- 00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:30,162 і всі таємні товариства. Захист нашої школи – це наш обов'язок.
- 00:46:30,662 --> 00:46:33,999 Тому… ми всі – беладонці.
- 00:46:35,709 --> 00:46:36,251 Так.
- 00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:45,093 Я зараз зацитую великого американського ізгоя Брюса Спрінгстіна…
- 00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:48,680 «не можна розпалити вогню без іскри»!
- 00:47:30,639 --> 00:47:34,643 Венздей! Венздей! Я за підмогою!
- 00:47:52,744 --> 00:47:53,537 Так!
- 00:47:57,291 --> 00:47:58,584 Ооо! Ого!
- 00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:31,575 Треба загасити вогнище. Директоре Дорт, Венздей Аддамс у пастці під ватрою.
- 00:48:44,254 --> 00:48:46,632 Без паніки! Спокійно! А ось і вона, якраз вчасно! Наша почесна учениця,
- 00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:50,177 Венздей Аддамс! Ми б тут зараз не стояли, якби не її відвага.
- 00:48:52,304 --> 00:48:58,143 {\an8}Венздей, допоможітьі відкрити дещо особливе.
- 00:48:58,226 --> 00:49:05,150 Я хочу увічнити пам'ять про те, як ви зі своїми безстрашними друзяками
- 00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:10,697 врятували нашу школу!
- 00:49:25,837 --> 00:49:30,092 Може, скажете нам кілька натхненних слів, щоб запустити нас у нову еру?
- 00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,556 Венздей! Венздей!
- 00:50:00,288 --> 00:50:01,164 Сьогодні…
- 00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:02,165 Так!
- 00:50:08,213 --> 00:50:11,591 …Наш бенкет невдоволення. І ми побенкетуємо тими,
- 00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:13,260 хто хоче нас підкорити.
- 00:50:16,346 --> 00:50:18,098 Наша битва тільки починається.
- 00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:23,520 І я зриваю пластир зі корости доброчесності і не спинюся,
- 00:50:23,603 --> 00:50:26,273 доки вороги не будуть повержені!
- 00:50:33,697 --> 00:50:38,452 А ворогами я вважаю усіх імбецилів, настільки тупих, щоб підтримати пафосну,
- 00:50:38,535 --> 00:50:40,245 підбурливу промову, як оця.
- 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:46,585 Гадаєте, я ваш герой? Але ні.
- 00:50:47,794 --> 00:50:50,255 Я завжди махлюю і ніколи не б'юся чесно.
- 00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:54,176 Визнаю лише свою правду і привести вас можу хіба що до прірви.
- 00:50:57,304 --> 00:51:01,391 Тож не ставте мене на п'єдестал, тому що я його спалю.
- 00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:31,004 -Що ти в біса твориш?! -Я цього не потерплю.
- 00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:33,757 І тому ти спаплюжила нам свято? Ти моя найкраща подруга,
- 00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,843 але ти аж надто Вендздей! Це ж мав бути найкрутіший рік!
- 00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:14,107 Гей! Зупинись! Венздей, зачекай мене!
- 00:53:46,598 --> 00:53:48,516 {\an8}Це ти винна, Венздей.
- 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:52,812 {\an8}Це ти винна, Венздей. Я померла через тебе.
- 00:53:55,732 --> 00:53:57,317 {\an8}Я померла через тебе.
- 00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:03,114 Венздей!
- 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:48,423 6 НЕДЕЛЯМИ РАНЕЕ
- 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,106 {\an8}ЖЕРТВА 11: ДЕНИЗ НИГАРД
- 00:01:07,692 --> 00:01:10,153 РАЗЫСКИВАЕТСЯ ЗА УБИЙСТВО
- 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:13,073 {\an8}МОЙ ЛЮБИМЫЙ СЕРИЙНЫЙ УБИЙЦА
- 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:18,995 {\an8}ПОЛИЦЕЙСКИЙ ДЕПАРТАМЕНТ КАНЗАС-СИТИ УЛИКИ
- 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:45,396 КАНЗАС
- 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:50,985 {\an8}ПУШИСТИКИ ДЯДИ ЧЕТА
- 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:47,352 {\an8}КАНЗАС-СИТИ, МИССУРИ
- 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:50,063 ПУШИСТИКИ ДЯДИ ЧЕТА
- 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:13,998 АКАДЕМИЯ НЕВЕРМОР
- 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:10,513 {\an8}УЭНЗДЕЙ
- 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:27,738 СО СКАЛЬПИРОВЩИКА СНЯЛИ СКАЛЬП
- 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:25,379 ИЕРИХОН 5 МИЛЬ
- 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:54,927 СТОП
- 00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:31,088 СМЕРТЕЛЬНАЯ ДОМОХОЗЯЙКА
- 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:21,449 АКАДЕМИЯ НЕВЕРМОР
- 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:45,181 НЬЮ-ДЖЕРСИ
- 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:01,340 С ВОЗВРАЩЕНИЕМ В НЕВЕРМОР
- 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:08,908 ПАРАД ИЗГОЕВ
- 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,978 {\an8}НЕВЕРМОР НАВСЕГДА
- 00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,593 ГЕРОИНЯ! МЫ ЛЮБИМ ТЕБЯ, УЭНЗДЕЙ!
- 00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:19,121 БИО-ВУЛЬФ В ИСТЕРИКЕ
- 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,860 ОТВАЛИ
- 00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:56,453 Красавица моя.
- 00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:54,292 БОЛЬНИЦА
- 00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:37,460 АКАДЕМИЯ НЕВЕРМОР
- 00:35:51,774 --> 00:35:53,442 ДЕРЕВО С ЧЕРЕПОМ
- 00:53:45,388 --> 00:53:46,598 ИНИД СИНКЛЕР
- 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,220 <i>It's been an eventful summer.</i>
- 00:00:12,303 --> 00:00:14,639 <i>Raindrops on roses</i>
- 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:19,853 <i>And whiskers on kittens</i>
- 00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:22,522 <i>I'm tied up in a serial killer's basement.</i>
- 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:24,441 <i>Who said nightmares don't come true?</i>
- 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:27,152 <i>Bright copper kettles</i>
- 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:31,031 <i>And warm woolen mittens</i>
- 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:33,450 <i>He's under the delusion</i> <i>that I'm his next victim.</i>
- 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:37,120 <i>Brown paper packages</i> <i>Tied up with strings</i>
- 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:39,914 <i>I'll let him cherish that notion</i> <i>while I explain my predicament.</i>
- 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:46,963 <i>These are a few of my favorite things</i>
- 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,719 <i>I spent my vacation</i> <i>mastering my psychic ability.</i>
- 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:56,181 <i>All the answers</i> <i>were in Goody's book of spells.</i>
- 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,559 <i>With my ability now under control,</i>
- 00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:02,896 <i>I set my sights on an obsession I've had</i> <i>since I was six years old.</i>
- 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,983 Before dying, victim number 11
- 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,526 described the suspect.
- 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,528 <i>The Kansas City Scalper,</i>
- 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,822 <i>America's most elusive serial killer.</i>
- 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,532 …blood everywhere.
- 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:16,159 <i>To psychically locate him,</i>
- 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,995 <i>all I needed was an object</i> <i>from one of his crime scenes.</i>
- 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:31,800 <i>The Scalper's 11th victim</i>
- 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:34,719 <i>dropped her prized bowling ball</i> <i>when she was snatched.</i>
- 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:50,068 <i>With the Scalper finally in my crosshairs,</i>
- 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:54,697 <i>I had one final harrowing</i> <i>obstacle to overcome.</i>
- 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,993 <i>Welcome to Newark Airport.</i>
- 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:03,540 <i>Random screening searches</i> <i>are a requirement at this airport.</i>
- 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:10,922 <i>American Airlines flight AA8272</i> <i>to Kansas City is now boarding at gate 43.</i>
- 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,430 Anything else on your person?
- 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:22,267 I need a wand on this one.
- 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,145 Arms.
- 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,042 <i>Attention all passengers…</i>
- 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:56,467 Which part of "prohibited items" don't you understand, young lady?
- 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:57,594 The part where you believe
- 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,305 cramming hundreds of people into a metal tube flying through the air
- 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:02,557 creates some sort of utopia where weapons aren't needed.
- 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,559 Can we get a bag check?
- 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,561 Yeah.
- 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:17,864 I'm headed to the Junior Embalmers Convention in Kansas City.
- 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:19,157 It's a prosthetic hand.
- 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:22,035 Yeah, that's not the problem.
- 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,204 You care to explain this?
- 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:27,123 Curious.
- 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:31,002 I have no idea how that ended up there.
- 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:34,255 This is over 3.4 ounces, which means it's a big no-no.
- 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,716 I'd appreciate it if you didn't waste our time.
- 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,552 Sun cream? Seriously?
- 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,861 Are your serial killer services listed online too?
- 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,367 I made you a gift.
- 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:53,876 It's how I remember all my…
- 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,170 special guests.
- 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:07,140 Let me show you some of my own handiwork.
- 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:56,814 What?
- 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:59,609 It's nothing. Just a minor psychic glitch.
- 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:02,236 You're not to breathe a word of this to anyone, you understand?
- 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,696 Especially my mother.
- 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:05,365 Now.
- 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:09,786 Let's play dolls.
- 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,370 I'm not finding anything related to black tears.
- 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:38,166 Like I said, it's just a glitch.
- 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,501 Darling, Lurch has packed the car.
- 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:41,419 We must be off.
- 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:44,046 You don't want to be late for the first day of school.
- 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:47,550 I was hoping to spend more time with you this summer.
- 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:49,927 I feel like I've barely seen you.
- 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:53,097 Writers should refill their creative cups before they begin again.
- 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:56,726 So I indulged in my favorite passions, torment and humiliation.
- 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:59,103 When do I get to read your novel?
- 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,480 <i>When the sun explodes</i>
- 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:03,024 <i>and the earth is consumed</i> <i>in a molten apocalypse.</i>
- 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,110 Soon, Mother. Soon.
- 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:07,904 Chop-chop.
- 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,366 Remember where your loyalty lies.
- 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,215 That's my boy.
- 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:30,009 You and your Uncle Fester with the same ability.
- 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:32,845 You're a chip off the old executioner's block.
- 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:36,098 Stick your finger in enough sockets, you learn a thing or two.
- 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:39,060 It's so weird that it skipped you, Dad.
- 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,272 Being an Outcast isn't about what you can do.
- 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,649 It's a state of mind.
- 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:47,860 You need to work on your aim.
- 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,488 Pugsley has always struggled with his aim.
- 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:53,658 From potty training to his first grenade launcher.
- 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:57,245 Lurch can attest to that. Can't you, old chap?
- 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,760 I'm just glad to see you taking an interest in your brother.
- 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:15,805 I'm keeping a mental list of how his ability can serve my needs.
- 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,015 That's the spirit, my little<i>bombita</i>.
- 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:20,476 There is no "we" in family.
- 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,811 Only an "i."
- 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:26,857 There's a stop sign.
- 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,442 Hit the O, dead center.
- 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,403 I'm not sure I can.
- 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:34,115 If you don't, I'll be forced to hit eject.
- 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:36,576 Only Dad's button can do that.
- 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:39,203 I had Thing rewire it.
- 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:37,219 <i>Down by the broken treehouse</i>
- 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:41,974 <i>Swing me upon its hanging tire</i>
- 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:45,478 <i>Bring… Bring… Bring your flowered hat</i>
- 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,149 Oh, come here!
- 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:01,679 They're onto me.
- 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:04,348 If I don't make it, the evidence is safe at the bullpen.
- 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,435 Mmm.
- 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,149 Wait.
- 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:59,069 This is the first time you've ever willingly returned to a school.
- 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,698 -How does it feel? -Like returning to the scene of the crime.
- 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,826 I already know where the bodies are buried.
- 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,787 No more uncontrolled chaos.
- 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,872 I will bend this place to my will.
- 00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:12,166 Be careful, dear.
- 00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:14,752 Control is often an illusion.
- 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:18,964 Like I let your father believe he's in charge of this family.
- 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,133 Do you think I'll actually make a friend here?
- 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,594 You'll make lots of friends.
- 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:25,387 These are our people.
- 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,931 Poor Pugsley.
- 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:29,350 Your father and I will get him settled in.
- 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:33,562 Promise me… you will take care of your brother.
- 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,897 I always do.
- 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,075 Here are the ground rules.
- 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,785 No eye contact without permission.
- 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,746 Bullying assistance requests must be submitted through writing.
- 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,289 And Thing reports to me.
- 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,374 Understand?
- 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:04,593 Ooh!
- 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,053 Creamies!
- 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,224 Wednesday!
- 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,184 -There she is! -Right there, in black!
- 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,314 Can I get your autograph?
- 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,150 I only sign my name in blood.
- 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,236 I would expect nothing less.
- 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,321 I never said it was my own blood.
- 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,868 You are done here.
- 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,077 Shoo.
- 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,582 That was disturbing.
- 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,834 You better get used to it.
- 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:40,588 You're a big deal after the whole saving the school from the demon pilgrim thing.
- 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,298 Why does anyone still care?
- 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,926 You're not much of a clout chaser, are you?
- 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,554 Popularity doesn't play by the laws of physics.
- 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,849 The harder you repel it, the harder it comes for you.
- 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,853 Wednesday Addams!
- 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,105 Oh, oh, oh, oh!
- 00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:01,567 It is an honor to meet the savior of Nevermore.
- 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,068 Allow me to introduce myself.
- 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,070 Barry Dort, your new principal.
- 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,031 Um…
- 00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,782 Would you like a sticker?
- 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,285 Only if you have one that says "do not resuscitate."
- 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,664 There's that wicked tongue I've heard about.
- 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,832 I love it.
- 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,711 I am reinstating the Founder's Pyre ceremony.
- 00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:22,463 It's an old Outcast tradition.
- 00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:25,007 Big bonfire. Tomorrow night.
- 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:28,594 And the best part is, I want you to be our student of honor.
- 00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,262 I'd rather be burned at the stake.
- 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:34,266 Aw! Please consider it. I want us to be allies in this struggle.
- 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,309 What struggle?
- 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,728 {\an8}Returning Nevermore to its glory days.
- 00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:39,563 I hate to speak ill of the dead,
- 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,316 but in this case, Weems really fudged up.
- 00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:44,652 I don't like to speak ill of the dead either.
- 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,695 It's much more fun to demonize the living.
- 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,616 Yes!
- 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,470 We need to set better traps out here.
- 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,654 -Howdy, roomie. -Enid.
- 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,866 All right! Everyone out. Thanks for the help.
- 00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,995 -Come on. -Told ya!
- 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,748 Don't put too much pressure on it.
- 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,876 No pressure. Right. Got it.
- 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,212 Catch up with you later at the lupin cages?
- 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,464 -With the others. -Absolutely, Bruno.
- 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:49,591 Can't wait.
- 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,305 How was your vacay?
- 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,474 Because I had the best summer ever,
- 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,768 and I've been dying to tell you all about it.
- 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,563 I'm sure I'll want to kill you after you tell me, so…
- 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:03,814 we both win.
- 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,777 Well, I'll spare you the details, but…
- 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,740 I did get you a gift at Lupinpalooza in Golden Gate Park.
- 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,492 Don't worry. It's not a snood.
- 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,165 Get it? Like<i>Beowulf?</i>
- 00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,250 I thought you'd love the literary reference.
- 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,295 Nothing like a bad pun to throw dirt on the coffin of epic poetry.
- 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,174 I got you a gift as well. From my summer travels.
- 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,015 Uh… Oh.
- 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,059 Thank you.
- 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:44,438 I mean, it is a little creepy, but, um, the curls are super soft.
- 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,981 It's made from real human hair.
- 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,317 Hmm.
- 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:52,321 I just have so many goals this year.
- 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,364 I wanna secure my place in the pack,
- 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,409 become dance troupe captain, and finally join the Nightshades.
- 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:58,494 What about you?
- 00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:02,289 Avoid people and work on my new Viper de la Muerte novel.
- 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,042 Doesn't sound like much of a personal evolution.
- 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,127 I don't evolve. I cocoon.
- 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,589 Speaking of your novel, was that publisher interested?
- 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,302 I call it death by a thousand notes.
- 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:16,637 Ooh…
- 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,598 This one here just looks like a typo.
- 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:24,686 It's not. That's the Old English spelling for dismemberment.
- 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,814 This novel was two years of my life.
- 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:30,359 They'll have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands before I change a single word.
- 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,072 That better not be any more brattish autograph hounds.
- 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:38,075 Tell me about it. We seriously need to set some boundaries.
- 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:41,245 Let's post hours to sign stuff in the student lounge.
- 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,332 Hi, Wednesday. How was your summer?
- 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:46,834 I scalped a serial killer.
- 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,377 Huh.
- 00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:51,213 Is, uh… Is Enid around?
- 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,841 She left earlier with the pack.
- 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,468 I threatened to neuter them if they didn't get out.
- 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,428 Well, would you mind giving her this?
- 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,355 Thanks for covering.
- 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:11,775 I know the only thing you hate more than color is relationship drama.
- 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:15,362 Machiavelli once said that friendship is watching a person's slow drip of miseries
- 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:18,699 and feeling honored to be present for their most dismal moments.
- 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:19,950 Does that mean…
- 00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:22,411 In 25 words or less. Go.
- 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,581 I'm not sure how I feel about Ajax anymore.
- 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,583 He's sweet and cute,
- 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,752 but he's still in love with the old me, and I've changed.
- 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,504 Hey, look at that. Exactly 25 words.
- 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,173 Talk to him and get it over with.
- 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:37,176 If I do that, then it'll be like an arrow through his--
- 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,428 Holy crap!
- 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,854 {\an8}"Welcome back, Wednesday. I'm still watching."
- 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,691 -Wait. You have a stalker? -Don't be jealous.
- 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,789 I didn't see the stalker.
- 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,417 You've got a little something.
- 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,502 It's nothing.
- 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,766 Caliban Hall.
- 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,061 My old stomping ground.
- 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,274 Hi, Pugsley. I'm--
- 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:35,859 Ah!
- 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,862 Electricity. Cool.
- 00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,365 And you must be Janet.
- 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,575 Wednesday told us all about you.
- 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,495 Caliban. I put that up.
- 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:50,332 Sue and I weren't sure we wanted Eugene to come back to Nevermore.
- 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:51,541 But he insisted.
- 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,168 I did help save the school.
- 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,921 I remember that day.
- 00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:58,006 What was it like getting gutted by a Hyde?
- 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,177 I still wake up screaming sometimes.
- 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:03,595 Whoa.
- 00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:05,472 That's… awesome!
- 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,891 Why don't we give the boys some space?
- 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,937 Lurch will be up with your things.
- 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,772 And we'll see you downstairs.
- 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,320 Remember, boys,
- 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:23,699 the friends you make here will be your brothers for life.
- 00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:26,118 You'll kill for each other,
- 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,079 and provide alibis.
- 00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:30,664 Hmm.
- 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,546 What's with the bugs?
- 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:39,464 At first, I could only control bees,
- 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:42,092 but lately I've been able to control other insects too.
- 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,344 Watch this.
- 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:50,017 They're so… juicy.
- 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:53,228 Perfect for late-night munchies.
- 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,898 They're pets, not snacks.
- 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,905 Maybe after we unpack, we could hang out?
- 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,074 Actually, I'm meeting up with some other guys.
- 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:06,992 I could tag along.
- 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,745 They're kind of new-ish friends.
- 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,205 I don't mind. It's not like I have any old ones.
- 00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:15,334 I owe your sister a lot, which is why I agreed to be your roommate.
- 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:18,045 Let's just see how this pans out first, okay?
- 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,173 Yeah. Sure.
- 00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:24,676 Yo, bee boy!
- 00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:28,638 -Oh, you've grown. -Ajax. What are you doing here?
- 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,099 I'm your new resident advisor.
- 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:34,519 -If you have any questions-- -Can you stone me with your snakes?
- 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:35,645 That's not gonna happen.
- 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,732 Are you and Enid still together? Or she finally come to her senses?
- 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,985 Do you two have any dorm-related questions?
- 00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:46,615 Okay. Well, welcome to Caliban. It's going to be a great year.
- 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:57,834 That's her.
- 00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:00,045 -I can't believe it. -My God.
- 00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:02,839 I liked it better when I was feared and hated.
- 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:09,763 Principal Dort, have you met our little angel of death?
- 00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:13,600 Yep. I'm sure Wednesday would enjoy having you around more this year.
- 00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,227 What do you mean, around more?
- 00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:19,022 Principal Dort just asked me to chair the Gala Fundraising Committee.
- 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,817 Vincent Thorpe chaired the last three years,
- 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,820 but after Xavier was falsely accused of murder,
- 00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:27,697 he pulled his son and his endowment from Nevermore.
- 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,408 Xavier's not coming back this year?
- 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:31,910 He's heading to Reichenbach Academy in Switzerland.
- 00:23:31,993 --> 00:23:34,746 I spent the summer there as an exchange student.
- 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:38,375 I remember, darling. It was the longest summer of my life.
- 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:39,292 Oh…
- 00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:43,338 I realize I've ambushed you.
- 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,590 No, I usually enjoy a good ambush.
- 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:48,176 Especially when it involves daggers.
- 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,888 Why don't you think about it overnight?
- 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,643 Tish and I will discuss it on the ride home.
- 00:23:57,144 --> 00:24:00,313 Actually, I… I was hoping to keep you a little closer.
- 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:08,738 I thought the gardener's cottage was reserved for faculty.
- 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:11,408 Marilyn Thornhill lived here last year,
- 00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:13,243 but thanks to Wednesday,
- 00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:16,204 she is now enjoying much tighter quarters,
- 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,330 in prison.
- 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,916 Not pine box tight, but a girl can dream.
- 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:22,043 It's yours for the night.
- 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,838 And if you decide to become our gala chair,
- 00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:27,299 consider this your home away from home.
- 00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:28,633 I'll wait outside.
- 00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,524 Who decorated this place?
- 00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:46,485 A homicidal maniac.
- 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,862 Now, you shouldn't cast aspersions, dear.
- 00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:52,782 Not all homicidal maniacs have such ghastly taste.
- 00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:56,286 Nothing your putrefying touch couldn't fix,<i>cara bella.</i>
- 00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:59,831 Hey, Dad, I found some old mousetraps under the sink.
- 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:01,291 -You want a snack? -Yeah.
- 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:06,129 Why would you want to be in charge of a gala?
- 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:11,259 Well, I wasn't expecting things to change so quickly.
- 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,929 Pugsley shot up like poison oak this summer,
- 00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:16,890 and now that you're both at Nevermore,
- 00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:20,435 I have been wondering what my next chapter might be.
- 00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:24,648 The thought of you and Father in the house alone unsupervised
- 00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:28,068 fills me with a sense of dread I usually reserve for costumed mascots.
- 00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:31,655 But I won't consider this if it makes you uncomfortable.
- 00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:33,990 I was born uncomfortable, Mother.
- 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:39,538 I know it's been hard… with Goody gone,
- 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:43,416 and no one from our bloodline reaching out to be your new spirit guide.
- 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,502 But if I was here,
- 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:48,255 I could be of assistance.
- 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:50,257 Temporarily, of course,
- 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:52,801 until a new guide presents themselves.
- 00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:54,803 You're a Dove, I'm a Raven.
- 00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:57,097 We're on different paths. You said so yourself.
- 00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:59,432 I've had experience with Ravens.
- 00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:03,687 Are you talking about your sister?
- 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:09,025 You've never been very forthcoming about Aunt Ophelia.
- 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:18,702 You remind me a lot of her.
- 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:22,038 Especially as you've gotten older.
- 00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:25,000 You don't need to worry about me, Mother.
- 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:28,044 You should be focused on Pugsley.
- 00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:30,964 We both know being tall and male will only get him so far.
- 00:26:31,047 --> 00:26:33,258 Besides, he's got the brains of a dung beetle
- 00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:35,594 and the ambition of a French bureaucrat.
- 00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:45,270 Wednesday is hiding things from me.
- 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,274 I will not let history repeat itself.
- 00:26:57,949 --> 00:26:59,242 {\an8}I can handle my mother.
- 00:27:01,244 --> 00:27:03,872 I'm not asking for her help because I don't need it.
- 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:05,498 I don't need yours either.
- 00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,543 Keep your nosy fingers out of my business.
- 00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:23,475 The victim's Carl Bradbury, local private investigator.
- 00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:24,684 Real sleaze.
- 00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:27,687 Witnesses are Greg Mulligan and Debbie Prizeman.
- 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:31,524 Greg's the manager of the Piggly Wiggly and Debbie's one of his cashiers.
- 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:36,196 So Bradbury was out here catching our supermarket sweethearts in a tryst,
- 00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:39,157 when he got attacked by a squad of kamikaze crows.
- 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,993 This is a first, even for Jericho.
- 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:44,287 Get the body to the morgue before he gets ripe.
- 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:48,792 Wednesday, can I help you?
- 00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:50,418 Just admiring the view.
- 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:53,713 Sheriff Santiago.
- 00:27:54,547 --> 00:27:56,466 I promise to be better than my predecessor.
- 00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:58,134 That's an exceptionally low bar.
- 00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:15,443 Ow…
- 00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:18,613 Galpin? What are you doing here?
- 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:22,325 The victim was a friend of mine. Carl Bradbury.
- 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:25,912 We were working a case together, and that's what got him killed.
- 00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:27,706 I play cello, not violin.
- 00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:31,459 Bradbury stumbled onto something. Said it could affect Outcasts.
- 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:34,963 -We're starting to scratch the surface. -You care about Outcasts now?
- 00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:36,965 My son is an Outcast.
- 00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:38,717 Yeah, I know what he's done, but…
- 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,052 Ms. Thornhill, she turned him into a monster.
- 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:42,804 Tyler was always a monster.
- 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:47,475 She just unlocked that in him. People don't change. Look at you.
- 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:48,935 You're still a broken, deluded man
- 00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:50,854 who can't hide behind his tin badge anymore.
- 00:28:50,937 --> 00:28:52,605 Badge never stopped you, did it?
- 00:28:54,649 --> 00:28:57,068 I could use your help getting to the bottom of this.
- 00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:01,740 You didn't just wind up at that crime scene by accident, Addams.
- 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:04,576 You were drawn to it like a moth to a flame.
- 00:29:07,787 --> 00:29:11,040 It's a shame your psychological insight couldn't help you save your own son.
- 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,797 If you change your mind, you come find me.
- 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:23,052 Just remember… the birds are always watching.
- 00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:44,240 Tonight, you're gonna hear the tale of the Skull Tree.
- 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:49,245 It's Caliban Hall tradition to tell this story on the first night of school.
- 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:58,838 <i>There once was a brilliant boy</i> <i>with a fragile heart.</i>
- 00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:01,549 <i>He spent his days in bed,</i>
- 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,928 <i>drawing all the incredible machines</i> <i>he planned to build someday.</i>
- 00:30:07,263 --> 00:30:09,849 <i>Now the doctors,</i> <i>they only gave him months to live.</i>
- 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:13,436 <i>So he decided to design his own heart.</i>
- 00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:18,733 <i>So that his body</i> <i>could keep up with his dazzling mind.</i>
- 00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:31,162 <i>The operation was successful.</i>
- 00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:33,748 But the clockwork heart had changed the boy.
- 00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:38,461 <i>He became cold,</i>
- 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:41,422 <i>and driven by ambition.</i>
- 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:51,808 <i>When he arrived at Nevermore,</i>
- 00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:55,562 <i>he was hailed as the greatest mind</i> <i>to ever walk the halls.</i>
- 00:30:57,605 --> 00:31:00,066 <i>But his inventions became more dangerous.</i>
- 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:03,403 <i>Until one night…</i>
- 00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:08,116 <i>his genius cost him his life.</i>
- 00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:14,038 <i>Now, legend has it,</i>
- 00:31:14,914 --> 00:31:17,750 <i>his body is buried</i> <i>at the foot of the Skull Tree</i>
- 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,586 <i>in an unmarked grave.</i>
- 00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:24,257 <i>But if you put your ear</i> <i>to the skull's hollow left eye…</i>
- 00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:28,553 …you can still hear his clockwork heart.
- 00:31:29,971 --> 00:31:30,889 Tick,
- 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:32,515 tick,
- 00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:34,267 tick.
- 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:38,771 Only the bravest in Caliban Hall have ventured out at night
- 00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:42,859 to take the dare to listen to the tick of the clockwork heart.
- 00:31:45,194 --> 00:31:46,321 So will you?
- 00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:03,671 Miss Barclay, thanks for making the time.
- 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:06,257 What a wonderful first day it's been, hasn't it?
- 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:09,844 Oh, it's so nice to see this place brimming with Outcast energy.
- 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:14,015 Our most famous alumni would be proud.
- 00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:19,354 I've been watching you.
- 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,690 How you interacted with your peers.
- 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,734 You know, charisma is something that…
- 00:32:24,817 --> 00:32:27,195 Well, it can't be learned. It's a gift.
- 00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:29,739 And you positively ooze it.
- 00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:33,785 I'm guessing you have some political aspirations in your future?
- 00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:37,121 I like the idea of creating real change for Outcasts.
- 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:39,415 Well, what if I told you
- 00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:42,710 that you can start creating that change today?
- 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:45,838 As the fundraising gala's student liaison.
- 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:49,884 We really need to heat things up if we're going to hit our target.
- 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:54,222 And you have the sizzle factor I've been looking for.
- 00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:55,223 Uh…
- 00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:57,725 Wow. I'm honored.
- 00:32:58,309 --> 00:33:00,687 But I'm not sure I have time to take on something like that.
- 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:02,730 I'm really sorry.
- 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:06,526 Me too.
- 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,279 I mean, you are a scholarship student, right?
- 00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:12,073 The school is in a financial pickle,
- 00:33:12,156 --> 00:33:14,826 and if we don't meet our fundraising goals,
- 00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:19,205 I may be forced to let some of the scholarship students go.
- 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:28,840 I know how people feel about sirens.
- 00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:31,467 But I don't share that view.
- 00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:35,888 No Outcast should be limited or shamed.
- 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:37,682 Is that why you're asking me?
- 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:39,434 Because I'm a siren?
- 00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:43,604 Using your powers of persuasion for a good cause should be applauded.
- 00:33:44,647 --> 00:33:46,065 I'm sure you agree.
- 00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:49,485 We all want what's best for Nevermore.
- 00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:52,155 So why don't you take another look at that schedule of yours,
- 00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:53,990 and see if you can squeeze this in?
- 00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:58,453 You can give me your decision tomorrow.
- 00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:12,884 Thing!
- 00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:14,927 What are you doing out here?
- 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:17,472 Wednesday yelled at you?
- 00:34:18,514 --> 00:34:21,851 Man, the sudden popularity is really getting to her.
- 00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:24,353 I think some people just aren't built for fame.
- 00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:25,646 And when you're stressed,
- 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:27,857 relatives can be the easiest punching bags.
- 00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:29,692 Or in your case, sparring glove.
- 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:33,821 I know how it feels to think you don't belong.
- 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:34,822 But you do.
- 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:37,492 You know what you need?
- 00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:40,578 A place you can call your own. And I've got the perfect spot.
- 00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:51,089 Home sweet home, Thing.
- 00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:54,175 Welcome to the pack.
- 00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:17,401 Prokofiev can do that to you.
- 00:37:19,987 --> 00:37:22,782 Miss Capri, the new head of music.
- 00:37:22,865 --> 00:37:24,367 Is this the same Isadora Capri
- 00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:27,828 who completed her first classical album <i>Wolf Howl</i>at the age of ten?
- 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:29,664 I didn't realize I had any fans left.
- 00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:32,083 I've always been fascinated by child prodigies.
- 00:37:32,166 --> 00:37:35,294 The focus, the talent, the unrelenting quest for excellence.
- 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:38,214 Luckily, I was able to break free before it suffocated me.
- 00:37:38,297 --> 00:37:40,675 I thought teaching was the purview for those who can't.
- 00:37:42,134 --> 00:37:45,638 Well, I was inspired by a group of young people
- 00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:48,224 who saved their school in the face of overwhelming odds.
- 00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:51,560 I decided it was time to give back to my own community.
- 00:37:54,855 --> 00:37:57,275 We have our work cut out for us.
- 00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:01,237 -My hand's a little stiff. -No, your hand wasn't the problem.
- 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,407 Your pain was the only thing that made your performance interesting.
- 00:38:05,032 --> 00:38:08,452 Did you know Prokofiev was a chess master?
- 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:13,040 That's why his concertos are so… deceptively cunning.
- 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:16,419 He wants you to feel… the notes,
- 00:38:16,502 --> 00:38:18,796 not anticipate them.
- 00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:20,840 I'm not looking for lessons.
- 00:38:20,923 --> 00:38:22,800 I play for my own fulfillment.
- 00:38:22,883 --> 00:38:25,594 And yet music doesn't seem to fulfill you.
- 00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:30,266 Stop trying to control it.
- 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:35,438 You have to succumb to its… beautiful chaos.
- 00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:38,274 I cause chaos. I don't succumb to it.
- 00:39:04,091 --> 00:39:07,762 There hasn't been a Pyre since my days at Nevermore.
- 00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:11,849 Yes! It's a marvel what these DaVinci students can build.
- 00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:14,977 They have more creativity in their right pinkies
- 00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:17,229 than I have in my entire body.
- 00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:20,024 This thing's gonna work, right?
- 00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:24,195 Mmm, Outcast can-do! Love it!
- 00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:26,947 This is why tradition is so important.
- 00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:28,908 It instills pride in our children.
- 00:39:28,991 --> 00:39:32,995 Principal Weems was all about fitting into the Normie world.
- 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:35,998 No disrespect. I know you two were old friends.
- 00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:36,916 Hmm.
- 00:39:36,999 --> 00:39:39,668 Now, the Addams family is a prime example
- 00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:42,213 of Outcasts who don't bend to Normie culture.
- 00:39:42,296 --> 00:39:44,382 And that is a testament to you, Mrs. Addams.
- 00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:45,549 Mm-hmm. Thank you.
- 00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:49,387 Have you made your decision about chairing the gala yet?
- 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,181 I'm… still pondering.
- 00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:55,768 I want to do what's best for Nevermore, but also for my family.
- 00:39:55,851 --> 00:39:57,520 I understand. That is a lot to balance.
- 00:39:57,603 --> 00:40:00,773 Which is why you would have a liaison student to assist you.
- 00:40:00,856 --> 00:40:03,275 And I am on the hunt for that perfect person.
- 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:06,487 Look no further. She's here.
- 00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:09,907 Mrs. Addams, Bianca Barclay, one of our best and brightest.
- 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:12,326 It would be an honor to work with a Nevermore legend.
- 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,245 Oh, Bianca.
- 00:40:14,829 --> 00:40:17,748 Come to the pyre tonight, see what we're trying to build here.
- 00:40:17,832 --> 00:40:19,959 Then decide if you want to be involved.
- 00:40:28,717 --> 00:40:29,760 From Xavier.
- 00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:34,598 "I tried texting, but I guess you lost the phone I gave you."
- 00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:37,893 -You have a phone? -I dropped it in the bath.
- 00:40:45,484 --> 00:40:46,944 "Consider this my goodbye gift."
- 00:40:47,027 --> 00:40:48,737 "The image suddenly flashed in my head."
- 00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:52,575 "Don't ask me how I know or what it means, but it's connected to you, I'm sure."
- 00:40:52,658 --> 00:40:56,203 "Who's Wednesday Addams without a mystery to solve, right? Xavier."
- 00:40:56,829 --> 00:40:58,622 A creepy crow on a headstone.
- 00:40:59,498 --> 00:41:01,125 -What's it mean? -No idea.
- 00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:04,003 Thing and I are headed to the Founder's Pyre. You joining?
- 00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:11,552 Have you been using my typewriter without permission?
- 00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:15,764 "Read any good books lately?"
- 00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:19,310 My novel.
- 00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:22,021 It's gone.
- 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:26,150 "Higher, higher, higher, I am demon of the fire,
- 00:41:26,233 --> 00:41:28,027 and each blazing roof's my pyre!"
- 00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:33,824 My stalker's going to burn my manuscript at the Founder's Pyre.
- 00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,951 That's not your only copy, right?
- 00:41:37,077 --> 00:41:40,623 Seriously? Copy machines aren't even 21st-century technology.
- 00:41:40,706 --> 00:41:43,834 I'm not going to allow two years of my life to go up in flames.
- 00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:03,729 The stalker is here. Be on the lookout for anyone watching us.
- 00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:05,314 Who isn't watching us?
- 00:42:05,898 --> 00:42:07,066 -Enid! -Enid!
- 00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:11,987 Hey! Stay on track. I need to check the pyre.
- 00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:13,280 You go on the other side.
- 00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:24,166 Hey! Once the bonfire's lit, I'm sneaking off to the Skull Tree
- 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,876 to go dig up that dead kid.
- 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:26,835 Who's coming?
- 00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:32,675 Sorry. Tonight's my big night.
- 00:42:32,758 --> 00:42:35,177 Dort's going to recognize me for helping save the school.
- 00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:45,688 Thing, keep your fingers peeled. The stalker's playing a game.
- 00:43:01,203 --> 00:43:03,122 "If you don't want your novel to go up in smoke,
- 00:43:03,205 --> 00:43:04,456 meet me under the pyre."
- 00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:07,167 "P.S. I found a few more typos."
- 00:43:16,176 --> 00:43:17,678 Wednesday, what are you doing?
- 00:43:17,761 --> 00:43:19,138 Hey! Enid.
- 00:43:19,221 --> 00:43:20,931 Ajax. Hi.
- 00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:25,352 What's going on? Hey, you kind of ghosted me this summer.
- 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:28,105 I texted a bunch. I left a crazy number of voicemails.
- 00:43:28,188 --> 00:43:30,065 Ah… Sorry. My bad.
- 00:43:30,149 --> 00:43:32,109 Wolf Camp was strictly device-free.
- 00:43:32,192 --> 00:43:35,988 I was unplugged for a whole month. Can you believe it? I think I have PTSD.
- 00:43:36,071 --> 00:43:37,573 We've been back two days.
- 00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:40,409 It kind of feels like you've been avoiding me.
- 00:43:40,492 --> 00:43:43,203 Uh, well, I've been busy with the pack,
- 00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:45,080 and you have your RA thing.
- 00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:48,000 Plus I've got the Wednesday factor, and she never disappoints.
- 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:50,544 Hey, Enid. I saved you a spot at the front.
- 00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:55,215 Thanks, Bruno. But I'm kind of in the middle of something right now.
- 00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:56,133 Wednesday!
- 00:43:57,718 --> 00:43:58,761 Wednesday!
- 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:01,430 Wednesday!
- 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:09,063 Good evening, Nevermore.
- 00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:10,314 Whoo!
- 00:44:10,397 --> 00:44:13,567 Good evening, and welcome to the Founder's Pyre.
- 00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:17,613 Tonight, we're going to start by singing the Nevermore alma mater.
- 00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:29,375 <i>Nevermore, forever dreaming</i>
- 00:44:29,458 --> 00:44:33,337 <i>Years of study, fun and screaming</i>
- 00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:37,633 <i>Outcast bonds forged in trust</i>
- 00:44:37,716 --> 00:44:41,178 <i>While all others turn to dust</i>
- 00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:45,849 <i>DaVinci, Siren, Faceless, Gorgon</i>
- 00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:49,853 <i>Never forget your Outcast origin</i>
- 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:53,565 <i>Ravens feast on all our woes</i>
- 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:58,153 <i>In the home of Edgar Allan Poe</i>
- 00:44:58,237 --> 00:45:04,243 <i>At Nevermore</i>
- 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:12,584 Whoo!
- 00:45:21,343 --> 00:45:23,429 <i>I get up in the evening</i>
- 00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:27,766 <i>And I ain't got nothing to say</i>
- 00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:30,185 <i>I come home in the morning</i>
- 00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:34,815 Hello, fellow Outcasts!
- 00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:36,734 And welcome back to Nevermore.
- 00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:41,321 I'm your Principal, Barry Dort…
- 00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:48,078 …and tonight we celebrate a new era.
- 00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:49,413 Yeah!
- 00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:53,584 Now, I know change can be scary,
- 00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:55,878 but you don't have to be afraid.
- 00:45:55,961 --> 00:45:57,337 You know why?
- 00:45:57,421 --> 00:46:02,009 Because we are Outcast strong!
- 00:46:03,469 --> 00:46:05,095 Yes, we are!
- 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:08,807 <i>You can't start a fire without a spark</i>
- 00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:10,517 Wednesday!
- 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,313 You gotta get out of here. They're gonna light this thing any second.
- 00:46:17,983 --> 00:46:19,526 All right. Now, from now on,
- 00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:24,406 I am abolishing the Nightshades and all secret societies.
- 00:46:25,657 --> 00:46:29,119 The protection of our school falls upon all of us.
- 00:46:29,953 --> 00:46:34,041 Therefore, we are all Nightshades.
- 00:46:35,417 --> 00:46:36,251 Yeah.
- 00:46:39,546 --> 00:46:44,510 Now, in the words of that great American Outcast, Bruce Springsteen…
- 00:46:45,385 --> 00:46:47,137 you can't start a fire
- 00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:48,514 without a spark!
- 00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:31,557 Wednesday!
- 00:47:32,641 --> 00:47:35,143 Wednesday! I'm getting help!
- 00:47:52,744 --> 00:47:54,121 Yes.
- 00:48:06,675 --> 00:48:08,468 -Whoo! -Whoo-hoo!
- 00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:29,072 We need to put out the bonfire!
- 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:31,575 Principal Dort! Wednesday is trapped under the pyre.
- 00:48:41,251 --> 00:48:42,377 Don't panic.
- 00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:46,006 Here she is, right on cue!
- 00:48:46,089 --> 00:48:49,134 Our student of honor, Wednesday Addams!
- 00:48:52,387 --> 00:48:55,599 None of us would be here today without your bravery.
- 00:48:56,725 --> 00:48:59,978 Wednesday, would you help me unveil something very special?
- 00:49:02,397 --> 00:49:04,983 I had this commissioned to commemorate
- 00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:10,739 how you and your ragtag group of Nevermore buddies saved our school!
- 00:49:25,837 --> 00:49:27,839 Could you give us a few words of inspiration
- 00:49:27,923 --> 00:49:30,175 to launch us into the new era?
- 00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:33,261 Wednesday! Wednesday!
- 00:49:35,097 --> 00:49:36,556 Wednesday! Wednesday!
- 00:50:00,288 --> 00:50:01,373 Tonight…
- 00:50:01,456 --> 00:50:02,457 Yeah!
- 00:50:08,213 --> 00:50:10,340 …is our banquet of discontent.
- 00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:13,260 And we shall gladly feast on those who would subdue us.
- 00:50:16,346 --> 00:50:18,181 Our fight is just beginning.
- 00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:22,102 And I'm ripping the Band-Aid off the scab of civility,
- 00:50:22,185 --> 00:50:25,689 and will not cease until our enemies have been vanquished!
- 00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:34,740 And by enemies,
- 00:50:35,574 --> 00:50:37,784 I mean any imbecile stupid enough to cheer on
- 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:40,662 some shallow, rabble-rousing diatribe like that.
- 00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:42,748 What?
- 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:46,585 You thought I was your hero? I'm not.
- 00:50:47,794 --> 00:50:50,255 I always play dirty, and I never fight fair.
- 00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:51,965 The only side I'm on is my own,
- 00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:54,176 and the only place I'll lead you is off a cliff.
- 00:50:57,220 --> 00:50:59,639 So do not put me on a pedestal,
- 00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:01,391 because I will burn it down.
- 00:51:28,418 --> 00:51:29,795 What the hell are you doing?
- 00:51:29,878 --> 00:51:32,756 -I never agreed to this. -So you're going to torpedo it for us?
- 00:51:32,839 --> 00:51:35,050 You're my best friend, but can you be less Wednesday?
- 00:51:35,133 --> 00:51:36,843 This is supposed to be our best year ever!
- 00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:41,264 Damn it!
- 00:53:10,478 --> 00:53:11,688 Hey, stop!
- 00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:14,566 Wednesday, will you wait up?
- 00:53:46,556 --> 00:53:49,017 <i>This is all your fault, Wednesday.</i>
- 00:53:49,601 --> 00:53:51,603 <i>This is all your fault.</i>
- 00:53:51,686 --> 00:53:53,563 <i>I died because of you.</i>
- 00:53:55,899 --> 00:53:57,317 I died because of you!
- 00:54:02,447 --> 00:54:03,531 Wednesday!
- 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:48,423 ЗА ШІСТЬ ТИЖНІВ ДО ТОГО
- 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:05,148 {\an8}ЖЕРТВА № 11 ДЕНІС НІГАРД
- 00:01:07,108 --> 00:01:09,903 {\an8}У РОЗШУКУ ЗА ВБИВСТВО
- 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:12,822 {\an8}МІЙ УЛЮБЛЕНИЙ СЕРІЙНИЙ ВБИВЦЯ
- 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:20,246 {\an8}ПОЛІЦІЯ КАНЗАС-СІТІ РЕЧОВІ ДОКАЗИ
- 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:47,352 {\an8}КАНЗАС-СІТІ, ШТАТ МІССУРІ
- 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:50,897 ЧЕТІВ ПЕЩЕНИЙ ПЕС
- 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:10,513 {\an8}ВЕНЗДЕЙ
- 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,572 СКАЛЬПЕРА ОСКАЛЬПУВАЛИ
- 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:26,464 {\an8}ЄРИХОН 5 МИЛЬ
- 00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:31,088 ВБИВЧА ДОМОГОСПОДАРКА
- 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,257 ЛАСКАВО ПРОСИМО ДОДОМУ У «НЕВЕРМОР»
- 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:08,782 {\an8}ПОЧЕСНИЙ ІЗГОЙ
- 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,686 {\an8}«НЕВЕРМОР» ДОВІКУ
- 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,551 {\an8}НАША ГЕРОЇНЯ МИ ЛЮБИМО ТЕБЕ, ВЕНЗДЕЙ
- 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,206 {\an8}БЕЗУМСТВО БЕЙ-ВУЛЬФА
- 00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,985 ВІДВАЛИ
- 00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:55,168 {\an8}ЛІКАРНЯ
- 00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:53,484 ДЕРЕВО-ЧЕРЕП
- 00:53:45,388 --> 00:53:49,309 ПАМ’ЯТІ ЕНІД СИНКЛЕР
- 00:00:10,593 --> 00:00:12,220 <i>Лето выдалось насыщенным.</i>
- 00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:22,188 <i>Я в подвале серийного убийцы. Связана.</i>
- 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,482 <i>Кошмары не сбываются? Ну-ну.</i>
- 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:33,616 <i>Он полагает,</i> <i>что я его очередная жертва.</i>
- 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,914 <i>Пусть потешит свое эго,</i> <i>а я пока всё объясню.</i>
- 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:47,964 ШЕСТЬЮ НЕДЕЛЯМИ РАНЕЕ
- 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,719 <i>В каникулы я оттачивала</i> <i>свою экстрасенсорику.</i>
- 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:56,181 <i>Все ответы</i> <i>были в книге заклинаний Гуди.</i>
- 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,559 <i>Взяв свои видения под контроль,</i>
- 00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:03,354 <i>я решила закрыть гештальт,</i> <i>который не отпускал меня с детства.</i>
- 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,983 Перед смертью жертва номер 11
- 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,485 описала подозреваемого.
- 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:09,903 <i>Мясник из Канзас-Сити.</i>
- 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,822 <i>Самый неуловимый серийный убийца.</i>
- 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,532 …всё залито кровью.
- 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:16,242 <i>Чтобы найти его по видению,</i>
- 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:18,828 <i>нужен был предмет</i> <i>с места его преступления.</i>
- 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:34,511 <i>Когда он похищал свою 11-ю жертву,</i> <i>она обронила шар для боулинга.</i>
- 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:50,068 <i>Чтобы добраться до Мясника,</i>
- 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:54,697 <i>оставалось преодолеть</i> <i>последнее препятствие.</i>
- 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:58,993 <i>Добро пожаловать в аэропорт Ньюарка.</i>
- 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:03,414 <i>В нашем аэропорте</i> <i>проводятся произвольные досмотры.</i>
- 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:10,296 <i>Начинается посадка на рейс АА8272</i> <i>авиакомпании «Америкэн Эйрлайнз»</i>
- 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:11,923 <i>до Канзас-Сити.</i>
- 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:19,430 Что-то еще при себе есть?
- 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:22,433 Тут нужен личный досмотр.
- 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,145 Руки.
- 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,876 <i>Внимание всем пассажирам…</i>
- 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:56,467 Что во фразе «запрещено брать на борт» вам непонятно, юная леди?
- 00:02:56,551 --> 00:03:00,305 То, как вы набиваете безоружными людьми летающую железную трубу,
- 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:02,557 надеясь, что они там не передерутся.
- 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,559 Проверите ручную кладь?
- 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,394 Да.
- 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:17,864 Я еду на слёт юных бальзамировщиков.
- 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:19,157 Это протез руки.
- 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:22,035 Проблема не в этом.
- 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,204 Потрудитесь объяснить.
- 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:27,081 Любопытно.
- 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:31,002 Понятия не имею, как он там оказался.
- 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:33,880 Здесь больше 100 мл — это серьезное нарушение.
- 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:36,716 Как вам не стыдно тратить наше время!
- 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,636 Крем для загара? Серьезно?
- 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:47,352 {\an8}КАНЗАС-СИТИ, МИССУРИ
- 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:49,646 ПУШИСТИКИ ДЯДИ ЧЕТА
- 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,861 Серийными убийствами еще балуешься?
- 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,617 Я приготовил тебе подарок.
- 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:53,876 Так я запоминаю всех своих…
- 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,170 особых гостей.
- 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:07,015 Я тоже люблю порукодельничать.
- 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:56,814 Что?
- 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:59,317 Ерунда. Глюк экстрасенсорики.
- 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:02,236 Только щелкни об этом кому-нибудь!
- 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,613 Особенно моей маме.
- 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:05,365 Что ж…
- 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:09,786 Поиграем в куклы.
- 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:13,998 АКАДЕМИЯ НЕВЕРМОР
- 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:10,430 {\an8}УЭНЗДЕЙ
- 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,820 МЯСНИК ЗАРЕЗАН БЕЗ НОЖА
- 00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:28,573 УБИЙЦА АРЕСТОВАН ПО НАВОДКЕ ЗАГАДОЧНОЙ ДЕВОЧКИ
- 00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:34,662 Тут ничего нет про черные слёзы.
- 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:38,166 Говорю же, это был просто глюк.
- 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:41,419 Милая, Ларч загрузил машину. Нам пора.
- 00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:44,046 Ты же не хочешь опоздать в школу?
- 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:47,425 Я так мечтала уделить тебе больше времени летом.
- 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:49,927 А мы словно и не виделись.
- 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:53,139 Испив чашу творчества, писатель наполняет ее заново,
- 00:07:53,222 --> 00:07:56,726 так что я предавалась любимым утехам: мучению и унижению.
- 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:58,478 Когда покажешь свою новеллу?
- 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:03,024 <i>Когда небеса рухнут на землю</i> <i>и всё поглотит пепел апокалипсиса.</i>
- 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,110 Скоро, мама. Скоро.
- 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:07,904 Давай-ка поживей.
- 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,366 Помни, кому служишь.
- 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:23,794 ИЕРИХОН 8 КИЛОМЕТРОВ
- 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:26,631 {\an8}Какой молодец!
- 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:30,009 Вы с дядей Фестером одной породы.
- 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:32,845 Отравленное яблочко от яблони недалеко падает.
- 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:36,098 Потыкай пальцами в розетки — тоже кое-чему научишься.
- 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:39,060 И почему тебе не передалось?..
- 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,272 Изгойство — это не набор качеств,
- 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,649 а образ мыслей.
- 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:47,860 Поработай над меткостью.
- 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,488 Пагсли всегда недоставало меткости.
- 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:54,283 И когда он мочился в горшок, и когда пулял из базуки.
- 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:57,328 Ларч не даст соврать. Да, старина?
- 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,760 Мне импонирует твой интерес к способностям брата.
- 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:15,805 Я держу в уме то, как он может мне пригодиться.
- 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:20,434 Вот это настрой, моя маленькая <i>бомбита!</i> В семье не должно быть никаких «мы» —
- 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:21,811 только «я».
- 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,857 Скоро знак «СТОП».
- 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,442 Попади в самый центр «О».
- 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,403 Не факт, что получится.
- 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:34,115 Если промахнешься, я тебя катапультирую.
- 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:36,576 Только папа может.
- 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:39,203 Я попросил Вещь перепаять схему.
- 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:56,470 {\an8}СТОП
- 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:30,838 МАМА РУЛИТ ДОМА
- 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,149 Иди сюда!
- 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:01,679 Меня раскрыли,
- 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:03,973 но я всё припрятал в сторожке.
- 00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:20,865 АКАДЕМИЯ НЕВЕРМОР
- 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,222 {\an8}НЬЮ-ДЖЕРСИ ШТАТ САДОВ
- 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,149 Погоди-ка.
- 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:59,069 Вижу, ты горишь желанием вернуться в школу. Что-то новенькое.
- 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,698 - Как тебе? - Как вернуться на место преступления.
- 00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:05,242 Знаю, где кто закопан.
- 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:09,872 Больше никакого бесконтрольного хаоса. Я подчиню это место себе.
- 00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:11,791 Будь осторожна, дорогая.
- 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,877 Зачастую контроль — это иллюзия.
- 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:18,964 Твой отец до сих пор считает себя главой нашей семьи.
- 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,133 Думаешь, я тут с кем-то подружусь?
- 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,594 У тебя будет много друзей.
- 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:25,387 Они все из наших.
- 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:26,931 Бедняжка Пагсли.
- 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:29,350 Мы с твоим отцом его устроим.
- 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:30,893 Пообещай мне,
- 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,562 что присмотришь за братом.
- 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,897 А когда было иначе?
- 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,785 Главные правила: не смотреть в глаза без разрешения,
- 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,746 жалобы на травлю подавать в письменной форме,
- 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,457 Вещь отчитывается передо мной. Всё ясно?
- 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,340 ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ ДОМОЙ В НЕВЕРМОР
- 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,053 Мороженки!
- 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,224 Уэнздей!
- 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,184 - Это она! - Она вернулась!
- 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,314 Можно автограф?
- 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,150 Я подписываюсь кровью.
- 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,236 Другого и не ожидала.
- 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,321 Я не про свою кровь.
- 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,868 Вы закончили.
- 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,077 Кыш.
- 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,415 Это было назойливо.
- 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,417 Привыкай.
- 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,461 После спасения школы от пилигрима-демона
- 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,588 ты теперь звезда.
- 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,172 Да кому какое дело?
- 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,926 А ты не из тех, кто гонится за славой, да?
- 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,554 Популярность не подчиняется законам физики:
- 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,640 чем сильнее сопротивляешься, тем сильнее она липнет.
- 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,686 Уэнздей Аддамс!
- 00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:01,567 Для меня честь познакомиться со спасительницей Невермора.
- 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,068 Позвольте представиться:
- 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,987 Барри Дорт, ваш новый директор.
- 00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,782 Не желаете стикер?
- 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,285 У вас есть с надписью «не реанимировать»?
- 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,664 Вы остры на язык! Наслышан об этом.
- 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,832 Замечательно.
- 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,753 Я хочу возродить церемонию Костра основателей.
- 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,463 Это старая традиция изгоев.
- 00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:25,049 Устроим грандиозный костер. Завтра вечером.
- 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:28,594 А еще я хочу, чтобы вы были нашей почетной ученицей.
- 00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,262 Лучше уж сожгите меня.
- 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,266 Вы подумайте. Мне нужен союзник в этой борьбе.
- 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,309 В какой борьбе?
- 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,728 {\an8}Вернем Невермору былое величие.
- 00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:39,563 Не хочу критиковать усопших,
- 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,316 но тут директор Уимс серьезно напортачила.
- 00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:44,193 Я тоже не критикую мертвых.
- 00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:46,695 Всяко лучше расчеловечивать живых.
- 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,468 НАША ГЕРОИНЯ МЫ ЛЮБИМ ТЕБЯ, УЭНЗДЕЙ
- 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,470 Поставь тут медвежьи капканы.
- 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,654 - Приветик, соседка. - Инид…
- 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,866 Народ! Все на выход. Спасибо за помощь.
- 00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,995 - Идем. - Я же говорила!
- 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,248 Сюда лучше не опираться.
- 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,084 Не опираться. Ага.
- 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,753 - Понятно. - До встречи в волчьих клетках.
- 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,214 - С остальными. - Конечно, Бруно.
- 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:49,591 Жду не дождусь!
- 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,305 Как прошли каникулы?
- 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:59,768 У меня — потрясно. До смерти хочется тебе всё рассказать.
- 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,563 Станешь рассказывать — смерть я тебе устрою.
- 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:03,814 Обе порадуемся.
- 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,152 Не буду вдаваться в детали,
- 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:12,740 но у меня для тебя подарок с фестиваля «Люпинпалуза».
- 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,492 Не волнуйся, это не снуд.
- 00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:19,121 БАЙ, ВУЛЬФ
- 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,165 Улавливаешь? Как «Беовульф»!
- 00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,250 Думала, тебе понравится отсылка.
- 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,295 Гвоздь дрянного каламбура в гроб эпической поэзии.
- 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,174 Я тоже привезла тебе подарок с летних каникул.
- 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,059 Спасибо.
- 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:44,438 Жутковатая, конечно, зато какие мягкие кудряшки!
- 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,981 Это человеческие волосы.
- 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,987 У меня столько планов на этот год!
- 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,198 Закрепиться в стае,
- 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:57,409 стать капитаном танцгруппы и пробиться в «Белладонну».
- 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:58,660 Ну а у тебя?
- 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,289 Работа над новой новеллой «Вайпер де ла Муэрте».
- 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,042 Не похоже на личностный рост.
- 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,127 Я не расту. Я закрываюсь в коконе.
- 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,589 А ты показывала свою новеллу издателю?
- 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,718 Смерть от тысячи правок.
- 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,389 Вот это похоже на опечатку.
- 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:24,186 Нет. Так на древнеанглийском пишется «расчленение».
- 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,814 Эта новелла — два года моей жизни.
- 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:30,109 Любые правки — только через мой окоченевший труп.
- 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,072 Не иначе, очередной охотник за моим росчерком.
- 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:38,075 С этим пора кончать. Надо всё четко организовать.
- 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:41,120 Составим расписание автограф-сессий в актовом зале.
- 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,834 - Уэнздей! Как каникулы? - Линчевала серийного убийцу.
- 00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:51,213 А Инид не видела?
- 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:55,843 Я выгнала отсюда всю ее стаю, пригрозив кастрацией.
- 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,428 Ясно… Не передашь ей это?
- 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:11,775 Спасибо, что прикрыла. Знаю, ты не выносишь все эти мелодрамы.
- 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:15,571 Макиавелли называл дружбу наблюдением за страданиями ближнего
- 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,115 и стремлением быть рядом в моменты уныния.
- 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:21,034 - Это значит, что… - Не больше 20 слов.
- 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,120 Слушаю.
- 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:25,581 Я не уверена в своих чувствах к Эйджаксу.
- 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,583 Он милый, но любит прежнюю меня,
- 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,335 а я уже совсем не та.
- 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,504 Смотри-ка, ровно 20 слов.
- 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,173 Поговори с ним, и всё.
- 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:37,009 Это всё равно что пустить стрелу ему в…
- 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,428 Мамочки!
- 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,854 {\an8}«С возвращением, Уэнздей. Я всё еще наблюдаю».
- 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,691 - Погоди. Тебя кто-то преследует? - Не завидуй.
- 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,789 Я не увидела, кто это.
- 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,000 У тебя что-то…
- 00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:12,502 Ничего.
- 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,766 Родимый Калибан!
- 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,144 Мое любимое место.
- 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,274 Привет, Пагсли. Я…
- 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,862 Электричество. Круто.
- 00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,365 А вы, должно быть, Джанет?
- 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,575 Уэнздей о вас рассказывала.
- 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,495 Калибан… Это ведь я повесил.
- 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:49,873 Мы со Сью сомневались, стоит ли Юджину сюда возвращаться.
- 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:51,541 Но он настоял.
- 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,168 Я же помог спасти школу.
- 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,837 Столько воспоминаний!
- 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,006 Каково это — попасть в когти хайда?
- 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,177 Меня до сих пор мучают кошмары.
- 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,472 Это так классно!
- 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,475 Пусть мальчики пообщаются.
- 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,520 Ларч занесет твои вещи.
- 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,605 Увидимся внизу.
- 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:19,903 Учтите, парни,
- 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:23,699 друзья, которых вы здесь заведете, будут вам как братья.
- 00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:26,243 Вы убьете ради друг друга
- 00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:28,954 и обеспечите друг другу алиби.
- 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,129 А чего там за жуки?
- 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:41,758 Сперва я мог управлять только пчелами, а потом научился и остальными.
- 00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:43,760 Смотри.
- 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:48,432 Они такие…
- 00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:50,017 жирные.
- 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:53,228 Идеально для ночного дожора.
- 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,898 Это питомцы, а не еда.
- 00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:59,943 НЕ ВЗ-З-ЗДУМАЙ
- 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,405 Может, как разберем вещи, затусим?
- 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,074 У меня туса с другими ребятами.
- 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:06,992 Можно с вами?
- 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,745 Ну, я сам с ними недавно.
- 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,205 Ничего. Я тут вообще никого не знаю.
- 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:15,334 Я в долгу перед Уэнздей, поэтому ты здесь,
- 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,794 но давай не будем опережать события.
- 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,298 Да. Конечно.
- 00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:24,760 Эй, пчеловод!
- 00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:28,638 - А ты подрос. - Эйджакс, что ты здесь делаешь?
- 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,099 Я новый староста этого крыла.
- 00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:34,686 - Есть вопросы? - Можешь превратить меня в камень?
- 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:35,729 И не надейся.
- 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:38,732 Вы с Инид еще вместе? Или она наконец-то прозрела?
- 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,401 По расселению вопросы есть?
- 00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:46,615 Ладно. Добро пожаловать в Калибан. Это будет отличный год.
- 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:57,667 Это она!
- 00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:00,045 - Даже не верится! - Обалдеть!
- 00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:02,672 Было лучше, когда меня боялись и ненавидели.
- 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:09,763 Директор Дорт, вы знакомы с нашим ангелочком смерти?
- 00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:13,600 Да. Вы могли бы видеться чаще. Уверен, Уэнздей была бы рада.
- 00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,227 Что значит «чаще»?
- 00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:19,022 Директор Дорт предложил мне возглавить комитет по сбору средств.
- 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,817 Последние годы председателем был Винсент Торп,
- 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,820 но после истории с Ксавье и обвинением в убийстве
- 00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:27,739 он нас покинул и перевел сына в другое заведение.
- 00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,408 Ксавье сюда не вернется?
- 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:31,868 Он в Швейцарии, в академии Райхенбах.
- 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:34,746 Я провел там лето в качестве ученика по обмену.
- 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:35,872 Я помню, дорогой.
- 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,500 Самое длинное лето в моей жизни.
- 00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:43,338 Кажется, я застал вас врасплох.
- 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,590 Обожаю, когда меня застают врасплох.
- 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:48,301 Особенно когда дело доходит до кинжалов.
- 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,888 Можете подумать до завтра.
- 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,643 Мы с Тиш это обсудим по дороге домой.
- 00:23:57,144 --> 00:24:00,313 Вообще-то я надеялся задержать вас здесь.
- 00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:05,193 КОТТЕДЖ РОТВУД
- 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:08,780 Я думала, домик садовника зарезервирован для преподавателей.
- 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:11,408 Здесь жила Мэрилин Торнхилл,
- 00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:13,243 но благодаря Уэнздей
- 00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:15,996 она сейчас ютится в более стесненных условиях.
- 00:24:16,496 --> 00:24:17,330 В тюрьме.
- 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,791 Не деревянный макинтош, но тоже неплохо.
- 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:21,626 До завтра дом ваш.
- 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,838 А если займете кресло председателя комитета,
- 00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:27,299 это будет ваша загородная резиденция.
- 00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:28,633 Я подожду снаружи.
- 00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,524 И кто же здесь всё так обставил?
- 00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:46,485 Маньяк-убийца.
- 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,862 Воздержись от инсинуаций, дорогая.
- 00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:52,782 Не у всех маньяков-убийц столь ужасающий вкус.
- 00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:56,286 Ты способна обратить в прах любую безвкусицу, <i>кара белла.</i>
- 00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:59,831 Папа, я нашел под раковиной старые мышеловки.
- 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:01,291 - Перекусим? - Да.
- 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:05,754 Зачем тебе этот комитет?
- 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:11,259 Ну, я не ожидала, что всё будет так быстро меняться.
- 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,929 Пагсли за лето вымахал, как борщевик,
- 00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,849 и теперь, когда вы оба в Неверморе, я задумалась о том,
- 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,061 какой может быть следующая глава моей жизни.
- 00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:25,982 Мысль о том, что вы с отцом останетесь без присмотра в этом доме,
- 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:28,193 ужасает меня похлеще ростовых кукол.
- 00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:31,655 Я на это не пойду, если тебе от этого некомфортно.
- 00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:33,865 Мне с рождения некомфортно.
- 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:39,538 Знаю, тебе тяжело: Гуди больше нет
- 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:43,250 и никто из наших предков не стал твоим духовным проводником,
- 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,293 но, находясь здесь,
- 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:48,255 я могла бы тебе помочь.
- 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:50,257 Временно, разумеется,
- 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:52,801 пока не явится новый проводник.
- 00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:54,803 Ты голубь, а я ворон.
- 00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:57,097 Мы в разных колеях. Ты сама говорила.
- 00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:59,432 Мне доводилось иметь дело с воронами.
- 00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:03,687 Ты о своей сестре?
- 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,858 Ты всегда избегала разговоров о тете Офелии.
- 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:18,702 Ты мне ее очень напоминаешь.
- 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:22,205 Особенно сейчас, когда взрослеешь.
- 00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:24,416 Обо мне не волнуйся, мама.
- 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,627 Сосредоточься на Пагсли.
- 00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:30,964 Мы обе знаем: мало быть просто высоким мужиком.
- 00:26:31,047 --> 00:26:35,385 К тому же у него мозги навозного жука и апломб французского бюрократа.
- 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:40,890 Что такое, <i>керида?</i>
- 00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:45,145 Уэнздей от меня что-то скрывает.
- 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,399 Я не позволю истории повториться.
- 00:26:57,949 --> 00:26:59,242 Насчет мамы не думай.
- 00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:03,872 Я вполне обойдусь без ее помощи.
- 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:05,332 И без твоей тоже.
- 00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,543 Не суй свои пальцы в мои дела.
- 00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:23,475 Жертва — Карл Брэдбери, частный детектив, из местных.
- 00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:24,768 Очень скользкий тип.
- 00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:27,687 Очевидцы — Грег Маллиган и Дебби Прайзман.
- 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:31,524 Грег — менеджер в «Пиггли-Виггли». Дебби — одна из его кассирш.
- 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:36,196 Итак, Брэдбери следил за парочкой воркующих голубков из супермаркета,
- 00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:39,157 и тут на него налетела эскадра ворон-камикадзе.
- 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,576 Это что-то новенькое, даже для Иерихона.
- 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,287 Везите его в морг, пока не перезрел.
- 00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:47,457 Уэнздей?
- 00:27:47,540 --> 00:27:48,792 Чем-то могу помочь?
- 00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:50,293 Просто любуюсь видом.
- 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:53,713 Шериф Сантьяго.
- 00:27:54,714 --> 00:27:56,466 Я буду лучше прежнего шерифа.
- 00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:58,134 Это крайне низкая планка.
- 00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:18,613 Галпин? Что вы здесь делаете?
- 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,532 Он был моим другом.
- 00:28:20,615 --> 00:28:22,325 Карл Брэдбери.
- 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:25,912 Мы вместе работали над одним делом, за это его и убили.
- 00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:27,706 Давите на жалость? Напрасно.
- 00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:31,459 Карл наткнулся на что-то, связанное с изгоями.
- 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:34,379 - Мы не успели понять. - Интересуетесь изгоями?
- 00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:36,965 Мой сын — изгой.
- 00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:41,052 Я знаю, что он сделал, но… В монстра его превратила Мисс Торнхилл.
- 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:42,762 Тайлер всегда был монстром.
- 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:47,058 Она просто его выпустила. Люди не меняются. Взгляните на себя.
- 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:50,854 Сломленный человек, которому уже не прикрыться значком.
- 00:28:50,937 --> 00:28:52,021 Что тебе с этого?
- 00:28:54,524 --> 00:28:56,484 Лучше помогла бы мне разобраться.
- 00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:01,740 Ты не случайно оказалась на месте преступления, Аддамс.
- 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:04,576 Оно тебя притягивало, как пламя — мотылька.
- 00:29:07,787 --> 00:29:11,040 Жаль, что ваш внутренний психолог не помог уберечь сына.
- 00:29:16,004 --> 00:29:18,089 Если передумаешь, ты знаешь, где я.
- 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:23,052 Просто не забывай: птицы всегда на нас смотрят.
- 00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:44,240 Сегодня вы услышите историю о древе-черепе.
- 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:49,245 Ее рассказывают всем новеньким в крыле Калибан.
- 00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:54,542 БОЛЬНИЦА
- 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,753 <i>Жил да был один умный мальчик</i>
- 00:29:57,253 --> 00:29:58,838 <i>со слабым сердцем.</i>
- 00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:02,634 <i>Не вставая с постели,</i> <i>он чертил всякие механизмы</i>
- 00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:04,928 <i>и мечтал когда-нибудь их построить.</i>
- 00:30:07,263 --> 00:30:09,682 <i>Когда врачи сказали,</i> <i>что жить ему недолго,</i>
- 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:13,353 <i>он решил сделать себе новое сердце</i>…
- 00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:18,733 <i>…чтобы его тело могло поспевать</i> <i>за его блестящим умом.</i>
- 00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:30,745 <i>Операция прошла успешно.</i>
- 00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:33,748 Но заводное сердце изменило его.
- 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:37,377 АКАДЕМИЯ НЕВЕРМОР
- 00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:39,003 <i>Он стал равнодушным</i>
- 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,422 <i>и честолюбивым.</i>
- 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:51,808 <i>Когда он поступил в Невермор,</i>
- 00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:55,562 его провозгласили величайшим умом этой академии.
- 00:30:57,605 --> 00:31:00,108 <i>Но его изобретения</i> <i>становились всё опаснее.</i>
- 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:03,403 <i>И вот однажды ночью</i>
- 00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:08,116 <i>эта гениальность стоила ему жизни.</i>
- 00:31:12,495 --> 00:31:13,913 <i>Легенда гласит,</i>
- 00:31:14,914 --> 00:31:17,750 <i>что его тело покоится</i> <i>у подножия древа-черепа</i>
- 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,586 <i>в безымянной могиле.</i>
- 00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:24,757 <i>Но если приложить ухо</i> <i>к левой глазнице черепа,</i>
- 00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:28,553 можно услышать стук его заводного сердца:
- 00:31:29,971 --> 00:31:30,805 тик…
- 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:32,432 тик…
- 00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:34,100 тик.
- 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:38,771 Только самые смелые в Калибане
- 00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:42,942 отваживались ходить туда ночью и слушать, как тикает это сердце.
- 00:31:45,194 --> 00:31:46,029 А вы пойдете?
- 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:03,713 Мисс Барклай, спасибо, что уделили мне время.
- 00:32:03,796 --> 00:32:06,174 Какой чудесный первый день, не правда ли?
- 00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:10,428 Приятно видеть, как это место кипит энергией изгоев.
- 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:14,015 Наш знаменитейший выпускник гордился бы.
- 00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:19,354 Я наблюдал за вами.
- 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,690 Как вы общаетесь со сверстниками.
- 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,734 Знаете, ваша харизма — это нечто…
- 00:32:24,817 --> 00:32:27,195 Такому не научишься. Это дар.
- 00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:29,739 И в вас он раскрылся в полной мере.
- 00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:33,785 Полагаю, у вас есть политические амбиции и планы?
- 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:37,121 Я бы хотела внести перемены в жизнь изгоев.
- 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:39,457 А если я скажу, что вы могли бы
- 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:42,710 поспособствовать этим переменам уже сегодня?
- 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:45,838 В качестве координатора по сбору средств.
- 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:49,884 Чтобы достичь этой цели, пора действовать решительно.
- 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:54,305 А у вас для этого, очевидно, есть все необходимые качества.
- 00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:57,809 Ого! Я польщена.
- 00:32:58,309 --> 00:33:00,687 Но вряд ли у меня есть на это время.
- 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:02,730 Мне очень жаль.
- 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:06,484 Мне тоже.
- 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,279 Вы же получаете стипендию, не так ли?
- 00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:14,742 У школы есть финансовые затруднения, и, если не соберем достаточно средств,
- 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:19,205 мне, возможно, придется отчислить кое-кого из бюджетников.
- 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:28,756 Я знаю, как люди относятся к сиренам.
- 00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:31,384 Но я эти взгляды не разделяю.
- 00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:35,888 Права изгоев не должны ущемляться или попираться.
- 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:37,682 Вы поэтому обратились ко мне?
- 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:39,475 Потому что я сирена?
- 00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:43,604 Использовать силу внушения во благо — это достойное дело.
- 00:33:44,647 --> 00:33:45,898 Уверен, вы согласны.
- 00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:48,943 Мы все любим Невермор,
- 00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:52,238 так почему бы вам не заглянуть в свой распорядок
- 00:33:52,321 --> 00:33:53,990 и не выкроить на это время?
- 00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:58,453 Можете сообщить о своем решении завтра.
- 00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:12,842 Вещь!
- 00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:14,552 Ты чего тут сидишь?
- 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:17,263 Уэнздей накричала?
- 00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:21,851 Ее тяготит свалившаяся на нее популярность.
- 00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:23,895 Некоторые не выносят бремя славы.
- 00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:27,815 А когда ты на взводе, проще всего сорваться на близких.
- 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:29,609 Ты попал ей под горячую руку.
- 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:34,614 Я знаю, каково быть чужим среди своих. Но ты свой.
- 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:37,575 Знаешь, что тебе нужно?
- 00:34:37,658 --> 00:34:40,453 Место, где тебе будет комфортно. И я знаю такое.
- 00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:50,963 Милый сердцу дом, Вещь!
- 00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:54,175 Ты в стае!
- 00:35:22,203 --> 00:35:23,955 ОФЕЛИЯ ФРАМП
- 00:35:51,023 --> 00:35:53,484 {\an8}ДРЕВО-ЧЕРЕП
- 00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:16,943 Прокофьев — он такой.
- 00:37:19,987 --> 00:37:22,782 Мисс Капри, новая учительница музыки.
- 00:37:22,865 --> 00:37:24,367 Та самая Айседора Капри,
- 00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:27,870 что свой первый концерт «Волчий вой» написала в десять лет?
- 00:37:27,954 --> 00:37:32,124 - Не знала, что у меня есть фанаты. - Я восхищаюсь одаренными детьми.
- 00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:35,294 Упорство, талант, неуемное стремление к совершенству.
- 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:38,214 К счастью, мне удалось вырваться из этих клещей.
- 00:37:38,297 --> 00:37:40,675 Не можешь сама — учи других?
- 00:37:42,134 --> 00:37:44,053 Ну, меня вдохновила
- 00:37:44,136 --> 00:37:48,224 группа молодых людей, спасших школу перед лицом превосходящих сил.
- 00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:51,560 Я решила, что пора внести свой вклад в общество.
- 00:37:54,855 --> 00:37:57,275 Нам предстоит много работы.
- 00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:59,527 У меня рука затекает.
- 00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:01,237 Нет, дело не в руке.
- 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,240 Твоя игра интересна лишь тем, что пропитана болью.
- 00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:08,452 Ты знала, что Прокофьев был сильным шахматистом?
- 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:10,997 Вот почему его концерты так…
- 00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:13,040 обманчиво замысловаты.
- 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:14,125 Он хочет,
- 00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:16,419 чтобы ты чувствовала каждую ноту,
- 00:38:16,502 --> 00:38:18,838 а не предвидела, какая будет следующей.
- 00:38:18,921 --> 00:38:20,840 Мне не нужны уроки музыки.
- 00:38:20,923 --> 00:38:22,800 Я играю ради самоосознания.
- 00:38:22,883 --> 00:38:25,594 И всё же через музыку тебе это не удается.
- 00:38:28,514 --> 00:38:30,224 Не пытайся ее контролировать.
- 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,227 Ты должна отдаться потоку…
- 00:38:34,061 --> 00:38:35,438 ее прекрасного хаоса.
- 00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:38,274 Я сама сею хаос, а не подчиняюсь ему.
- 00:39:04,050 --> 00:39:07,678 Последний Костер основателей я застала еще ученицей Невермора.
- 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:11,849 Да! Просто поразительно, что умеют строить эти давинчи.
- 00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:14,977 У них больше креатива в мизинце,
- 00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:17,229 чем во всём моём теле.
- 00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:19,899 Накладок точно не будет?
- 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:24,111 Изгои, вперед! Замечательно!
- 00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:28,908 Вот почему традиции так важны. Это вселяет в наших детей гордость.
- 00:39:28,991 --> 00:39:32,995 Директор Уимс слишком сильно хотела вписаться в мир нормисов.
- 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:36,123 При всём уважении, я знаю, что вы давние подруги.
- 00:39:36,999 --> 00:39:39,668 А семья Аддамс — яркий пример изгоев,
- 00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:42,213 что не смотрят на нормисов снизу вверх.
- 00:39:42,296 --> 00:39:44,590 В этом ваша заслуга, миссис Аддамс.
- 00:39:44,673 --> 00:39:45,549 Благодарю.
- 00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:49,136 Вы приняли решение о членстве в комитете?
- 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,181 Я всё еще… колеблюсь.
- 00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:56,268 Хочу быть полезной не только для школы, но и для своей семьи.
- 00:39:56,352 --> 00:39:57,520 Я всё понимаю,
- 00:39:57,603 --> 00:40:00,773 поэтому выделю вам в помощь ученика-координатора.
- 00:40:00,856 --> 00:40:03,275 Как раз подыскиваю идеальную кандидатуру.
- 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:05,486 Можете не искать. Вот она.
- 00:40:06,445 --> 00:40:09,907 Миссис Аддамс, это Бьянка Барклай, одна из лучших учениц.
- 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:12,326 Вы легенда Невермора. Для меня это честь.
- 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:14,245 Бьянка.
- 00:40:14,829 --> 00:40:17,748 Приходите сюда сегодня, посмотрите, что мы строим.
- 00:40:17,832 --> 00:40:19,792 Тогда же и примете решение.
- 00:40:28,717 --> 00:40:29,760 От Ксавье.
- 00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:34,432 «Я тебе писал, но ты, видимо, потеряла тот телефон».
- 00:40:35,891 --> 00:40:37,893 - Телефон? - Уронила его в ванну.
- 00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:48,946 «Считай это моим прощальным подарком. Идея пришла внезапно.
- 00:40:49,029 --> 00:40:52,575 Не спрашивай, что это значит, но я знаю: это связано с тобой.
- 00:40:52,658 --> 00:40:56,203 Где Уэнздей Аддамс — там тайны мрак. Ксавье».
- 00:40:56,787 --> 00:41:00,541 - Жуткая ворона на надгробии… это что? - Без понятия.
- 00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:03,043 Мы с Вещью идем на Всесожжение.
- 00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:03,961 А ты?
- 00:41:09,383 --> 00:41:11,635 Ты без спроса печатал на моей машинке?
- 00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:15,764 «Ничего давеча не читала?»
- 00:41:18,058 --> 00:41:18,893 Моя новелла…
- 00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:22,021 Ее нет.
- 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:26,150 <i>«Выше, выше, выше</i> <i>Пылающие крыши</i>
- 00:41:26,233 --> 00:41:27,943 <i>Я демон огня</i> <i>Бойся меня!»</i>
- 00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:33,824 Этот «демон» уничтожит мою рукопись в Костре основателей.
- 00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,951 У тебя же есть копия, да?
- 00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:40,623 Серьезно? Копиры изобрели еще в прошлом веке.
- 00:41:40,706 --> 00:41:43,834 Я не позволю обратить в пепел два года моей жизни.
- 00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:03,729 Демон где-то здесь. Ищи того, кто следит за нами.
- 00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:05,356 Да тут все на нас смотрят.
- 00:42:05,898 --> 00:42:07,066 - Инид! - Инид!
- 00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:13,280 Не отвлекайся! Надо проверить костер. Посмотри с той стороны.
- 00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:24,166 Слушайте, как только зажгут костер, я пойду к древу-черепу
- 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:26,835 откапывать того пацана. Кто со мной?
- 00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:32,675 Извини. У меня сегодня важный вечер.
- 00:42:32,758 --> 00:42:35,177 Дорт отметит мои заслуги перед школой.
- 00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:45,688 Вещь, держи пальцы по ветру. Демон со мной играет.
- 00:43:01,203 --> 00:43:04,748 «Хочешь, чтобы твоя новелла уцелела — встретимся под костром.
- 00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:07,293 P. S. Нашлась еще пара опечаток».
- 00:43:16,176 --> 00:43:17,678 Уэнздей, что ты делаешь?
- 00:43:17,761 --> 00:43:19,138 Привет! Инид.
- 00:43:19,221 --> 00:43:20,931 Эйджакс? Привет.
- 00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:25,352 Что происходит? Ты этим летом меня типа игноришь.
- 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:28,355 Я отправил тебе кучу сообщений, накидал голосовых.
- 00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:32,109 Виновата, прости. В волчьем лагере отбирают гаджеты.
- 00:43:32,192 --> 00:43:34,028 Меня отлучили от сети на месяц.
- 00:43:34,111 --> 00:43:35,988 Прикинь! Кажется, у меня ПТСР.
- 00:43:36,071 --> 00:43:37,573 Но мы здесь уже два дня.
- 00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:39,908 Ты как будто меня избегаешь.
- 00:43:40,826 --> 00:43:43,203 Ну, я совсем закрутилась со стаей,
- 00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:45,080 а ты же теперь староста крыла.
- 00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:48,000 Плюс Уэнздей — с ней вечно одна беготня.
- 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:50,544 Инид, я забил тебе место у сцены.
- 00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:55,215 Спасибо, Бруно. Но у меня тут в самом разгаре какая-то заварушка.
- 00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:56,133 Уэнздей!
- 00:43:57,718 --> 00:43:58,552 Уэнздей!
- 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:01,430 Уэнздей!
- 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:09,063 Добрый вечер, Невермор.
- 00:44:10,397 --> 00:44:12,983 И добро пожаловать на Костер основателей.
- 00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:17,613 Сегодняшнюю церемонию мы начнем с гимна Невермора.
- 00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:29,375 <i>Невермор — мечты и вечность</i>
- 00:44:29,458 --> 00:44:33,337 <i>Радость и бесчеловечность</i>
- 00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:37,633 <i>Нам, изгоям, неведом страх</i>
- 00:44:37,716 --> 00:44:41,178 <i>А враги обратятся в прах</i>
- 00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:45,849 <i>Вампирские, сиренские и горгоньи</i>
- 00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:49,853 <i>Не забывайте свои изгойские корни</i>
- 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:53,565 <i>Беды наши склюет воронье</i>
- 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:58,153 <i>В доме Эдгара Аллана По</i>
- 00:44:58,237 --> 00:45:04,284 <i>Славься Невермор!</i>
- 00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:34,815 Приветствую вас, дорогие изгои!
- 00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:36,734 С возвращением в Невермор!
- 00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:41,321 Я ваш директор Барри Дорт…
- 00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:48,078 …и сегодня мы празднуем начало новой эры.
- 00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:49,413 Да!
- 00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:53,584 Понимаю, перемены могут пугать,
- 00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:55,878 но вам бояться нечего.
- 00:45:55,961 --> 00:45:56,920 Знаете почему?
- 00:45:57,421 --> 00:46:02,009 Потому что изгои — сила!
- 00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:05,095 Ура, друзья!
- 00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:10,517 Уэнздей!
- 00:46:11,643 --> 00:46:14,313 Вылезай оттуда! Костер зажгут в любой момент.
- 00:46:17,983 --> 00:46:19,526 Итак, с этого момента
- 00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:22,613 я распускаю все тайные общества,
- 00:46:22,696 --> 00:46:24,698 в том числе «Белладонну».
- 00:46:25,657 --> 00:46:29,119 Отныне защита нашей школы — долг каждого из нас.
- 00:46:29,953 --> 00:46:34,041 Теперь «Белладонна» — это все мы.
- 00:46:35,417 --> 00:46:36,251 Да.
- 00:46:39,546 --> 00:46:44,510 Что ж, как сказал один ссыльный поэт, тоже своего рода изгой:
- 00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:47,137 «Из искры
- 00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:48,514 возгорится пламя!»
- 00:47:30,722 --> 00:47:31,557 Уэнздей!
- 00:47:32,641 --> 00:47:33,642 Уэнздей!
- 00:47:33,725 --> 00:47:35,143 Я за подмогой!
- 00:47:52,744 --> 00:47:54,121 Да.
- 00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:29,072 Надо потушить костер!
- 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:31,575 Директор Дорт, там Уэнздей в костре!
- 00:48:41,251 --> 00:48:42,085 Без паники.
- 00:48:44,504 --> 00:48:46,006 Вот она! Как раз вовремя!
- 00:48:46,089 --> 00:48:49,217 Наша почетная ученица Уэнздей Аддамс!
- 00:48:52,387 --> 00:48:55,599 Если бы не твоя отвага, нас бы здесь сегодня не было.
- 00:48:56,725 --> 00:48:59,561 Уэнздей, поможешь мне открыть кое-что особенное?
- 00:49:02,397 --> 00:49:04,983 Я заказал это в ознаменование того подвига,
- 00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:08,987 который ты со своей шайкой-лейкой неверморцев совершила,
- 00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:10,739 чтобы спасти нашу школу.
- 00:49:25,837 --> 00:49:30,384 Скажи нам пару напутственных слов, чтобы мы все шагнули в новую эру!
- 00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:35,013 Уэнздей!
- 00:49:35,097 --> 00:49:36,556 Уэнздей!
- 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:40,227 Уэнздей!
- 00:49:57,119 --> 00:49:59,496 - Мы тебя любим! - Да!
- 00:50:00,288 --> 00:50:01,373 Сегодня…
- 00:50:01,456 --> 00:50:02,290 Да!
- 00:50:08,213 --> 00:50:09,840 …пиршество наших смут.
- 00:50:10,465 --> 00:50:13,260 И мы охотно поживимся желающими нас подчинить.
- 00:50:16,346 --> 00:50:18,181 Наша битва только начинается.
- 00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:21,601 Я срываю пластырь со струпа учтивости,
- 00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:23,186 и мы не остановимся,
- 00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:25,689 пока наши враги не будут повержены!
- 00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:35,073 Но, говоря о врагах,
- 00:50:35,574 --> 00:50:38,035 я имею в виду идиотов, которые аплодируют
- 00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:40,662 пустым патетическим тирадам вроде этой.
- 00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:41,580 Что?
- 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:46,585 Думаете, я ваша героиня? Нет.
- 00:50:47,794 --> 00:50:50,255 Я всегда веду только грязную игру.
- 00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:54,176 Я сама по себе и сама за себя. Я могу привести вас лишь к обрыву.
- 00:50:57,220 --> 00:50:59,639 Так что не возносите меня на пьедестал,
- 00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:01,391 ибо я сожгу его дотла.
- 00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:29,795 Ты что творишь?
- 00:51:29,878 --> 00:51:32,798 - Я на это не соглашалась. - Но остальные при чём?
- 00:51:32,881 --> 00:51:36,843 Ты моя лучшая подруга, но нельзя ли полегче? Это же наш год!
- 00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:41,264 Проклятье!
- 00:53:10,478 --> 00:53:11,688 А ну, стой!
- 00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:14,566 Уэнздей, да подожди ты!
- 00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:46,473 ИНИД СИНКЛЕР
- 00:53:46,556 --> 00:53:49,017 <i>В этом виновата ты, Уэнздей.</i>
- 00:53:49,601 --> 00:53:51,603 <i>Это твоя вина.</i>
- 00:53:51,686 --> 00:53:53,396 {\an8}<i>Я умерла из-за тебя.</i>
- 00:53:55,899 --> 00:53:57,317 Я умерла из-за тебя!
- 00:54:02,447 --> 00:54:03,281 Уэнздей!
- 00:56:29,511 --> 00:56:34,057 Перевод субтитров: Вадим Иванков
- 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,220 [Wednesday] <i>It's been an eventful summer.</i>
- 00:00:12,303 --> 00:00:14,639 <i>♪ Raindrops on roses </i>♪
- 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:16,349 [dark cover of "My Favorite Things" plays]
- 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:19,853 <i>♪ And whiskers on kittens </i>♪
- 00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:22,522 [Wednesday] <i>I'm tied up in a serial killer's basement.</i>
- 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:24,441 <i>Who said nightmares don't come true?</i>
- 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:27,152 ♪ <i>Bright copper kettles </i>♪
- 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:31,031 <i>♪ And warm woolen mittens ♪</i>
- 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:33,450 [Wednesday] <i>He's under the delusion</i> <i>that I'm his next victim.</i>
- 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:37,120 <i>♪ Brown paper packages</i> <i>Tied up with strings ♪</i>
- 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:39,914 <i>I'll let him cherish that notion</i> <i>while I explain my predicament.</i>
- 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:46,963 ♪ <i>These are a few of my favorite things </i>♪
- 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,719 [Wednesday] <i>I spent my vacation</i> <i>mastering my psychic ability.</i>
- 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:56,181 <i>All the answers</i> <i>were in Goody's book of spells.</i>
- 00:00:56,264 --> 00:00:57,557 [whispering softly]
- 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,559 <i>With my ability now under control,</i>
- 00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:02,896 <i>I set my sights on an obsession I've had</i> <i>since I was six years old.</i>
- 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:03,813 [school bell rings]
- 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,983 [young Wednesday] Before dying, victim number 11
- 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,526 described the suspect.
- 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,528 [Wednesday] <i>The Kansas City Scalper,</i>
- 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,822 <i>America's most elusive serial killer.</i>
- 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,532 …blood everywhere.
- 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:16,159 <i>To psychically locate him,</i>
- 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,995 <i>all I needed was an object</i> <i>from one of his crime scenes.</i>
- 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:23,124 [mischievous music playing]
- 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:31,800 [Wednesday] <i>The Scalper's 11th victim</i>
- 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:34,719 <i>dropped her prized bowling ball</i> <i>when she was snatched.</i>
- 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:41,851 [distorted audio whooshes]
- 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,732 [animals yipping, yowling]
- 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:50,068 [Wednesday] <i>With the Scalper</i> <i>finally in my crosshairs,</i>
- 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:54,697 <i>I had one final harrowing</i> <i>obstacle to overcome.</i>
- 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:56,866 [PA system chimes]
- 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,993 [announcer] <i>Welcome to Newark Airport.</i>
- 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:03,540 <i>Random screening searches</i> <i>are a requirement at this airport.</i>
- 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:10,922 <i>American Airlines flight AA8272</i> <i>to Kansas City is now boarding at gate 43.</i>
- 00:02:11,005 --> 00:02:13,424 [alarm blaring]
- 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,430 Anything else on your person?
- 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:22,267 I need a wand on this one.
- 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,145 Arms.
- 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,605 [wand beeping rapidly]
- 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,067 [sighs huffily]
- 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,042 [announcer] <i>Attention all passengers…</i>
- 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:56,467 Which part of "prohibited items" don't you understand, young lady?
- 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:57,594 The part where you believe
- 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,305 cramming hundreds of people into a metal tube flying through the air
- 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:02,557 creates some sort of utopia where weapons aren't needed.
- 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,559 Can we get a bag check?
- 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,561 Yeah.
- 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:17,864 I'm headed to the Junior Embalmers Convention in Kansas City.
- 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:19,157 It's a prosthetic hand.
- 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:22,035 Yeah, that's not the problem.
- 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,204 You care to explain this?
- 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:27,123 Curious.
- 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:31,002 [tersely] I have no idea how that ended up there.
- 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:34,255 This is over 3.4 ounces, which means it's a big no-no.
- 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,716 I'd appreciate it if you didn't waste our time.
- 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,552 Sun cream? Seriously?
- 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:45,350 {\an8}[dog barks]
- 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:49,437 [idly whistling]
- 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,861 Are your serial killer services listed online too?
- 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,238 [foreboding music builds]
- 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:00,990 [distorted audio whooshes]
- 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:12,961 [breathing heavily]
- 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:15,046 [eerie music playing]
- 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,367 I made you a gift.
- 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:49,205 [gasps]
- 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:50,915 [chuckles]
- 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:53,876 It's how I remember all my…
- 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,170 special guests.
- 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:07,140 Let me show you some of my own handiwork.
- 00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:11,894 [doll creaking]
- 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,235 [muffled yelling]
- 00:05:20,069 --> 00:05:21,988 [Scalper yelling, struggling]
- 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,662 {\an8}-[flesh crunches] -[screaming]
- 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,003 [groans, grunts]
- 00:05:42,216 --> 00:05:43,718 -[blows landing] -[Scalper grunting]
- 00:05:45,636 --> 00:05:46,763 [silencing blow lands]
- 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:56,814 What?
- 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:59,609 It's nothing. Just a minor psychic glitch.
- 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:02,236 You're not to breathe a word of this to anyone, you understand?
- 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,696 Especially my mother.
- 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:05,365 Now.
- 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,784 [wheezing]
- 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:09,786 Let's play dolls.
- 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,496 [screaming]
- 00:06:12,413 --> 00:06:14,040 [jauntily macabre music playing]
- 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:17,395 [music trails off]
- 00:07:17,478 --> 00:07:19,605 ["Un Mundo Raro" by Chavela Vargas playing]
- 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,654 [intricate, vibrant music continues]
- 00:07:26,737 --> 00:07:28,739 [Vargas singing soulfully in Spanish]
- 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,370 I'm not finding anything related to black tears.
- 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,288 [Thing tapping]
- 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:38,166 Like I said, it's just a glitch.
- 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,501 [Morticia] Darling, Lurch has packed the car.
- 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:41,419 We must be off.
- 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:44,046 You don't want to be late for the first day of school.
- 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:47,550 I was hoping to spend more time with you this summer.
- 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:49,927 I feel like I've barely seen you.
- 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:53,097 Writers should refill their creative cups before they begin again.
- 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:56,726 So I indulged in my favorite passions, torment and humiliation.
- 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:59,103 <i>-</i>When do I get to read your novel? -[dramatic sting]
- 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,480 [Wednesday] <i>When the sun explodes</i>
- 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:03,024 <i>and the earth is consumed</i> <i>in a molten apocalypse.</i>
- 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,110 Soon, Mother. Soon.
- 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:07,904 Chop-chop.
- 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,366 Remember where your loyalty lies.
- 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:16,120 [Chavela Vargas continues singing in Spanish]
- 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,962 [quirky, elegant music playing]
- 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,215 [Gomez] That's my boy.
- 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:30,009 You and your Uncle Fester with the same ability.
- 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:32,845 You're a chip off the old executioner's block.
- 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:36,098 Stick your finger in enough sockets, you learn a thing or two.
- 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:39,060 It's so weird that it skipped you, Dad.
- 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,272 Being an Outcast isn't about what you can do.
- 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,649 It's a state of mind.
- 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:47,860 You need to work on your aim.
- 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,488 Pugsley has always struggled with his aim.
- 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:53,658 From potty training to his first grenade launcher.
- 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:54,867 [Gomez chuckles]
- 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:57,245 Lurch can attest to that. Can't you, old chap?
- 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,540 [projectile whistling]
- 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:09,715 [Lurch grouses]
- 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,760 I'm just glad to see you taking an interest in your brother.
- 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:15,805 I'm keeping a mental list of how his ability can serve my needs.
- 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,015 That's the spirit, my little <i>bombita</i>.
- 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:20,476 There is no "we" in family.
- 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,811 Only an "i."
- 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:26,857 [Wednesday] There's a stop sign.
- 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,442 Hit the O, dead center.
- 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,403 I'm not sure I can.
- 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:34,115 If you don't, I'll be forced to hit eject.
- 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:36,576 [scoffs] Only Dad's button can do that.
- 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:39,203 I had Thing rewire it.
- 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,208 [grunts]
- 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,181 [parents chuckling]
- 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:03,060 -[horn honks] -[brakes screech]
- 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:13,487 [screams]
- 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:14,989 [parents continue chuckling]
- 00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:21,245 [muffled pop music playing]
- 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:34,467 ["Kiss Me" by Sixpence None the Richer playing on radio]
- 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:37,219 <i>♪ Down by the broken treehouse ♪</i>
- 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:41,974 <i>♪ Swing me upon its hanging tire ♪</i>
- 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:45,478 <i>♪ Bring… Bring… Bring your flowered hat ♪</i>
- 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:47,313 [shutter snapping]
- 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,149 [woman] Oh, come here!
- 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,233 [excited giggling]
- 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:57,573 [crow caws]
- 00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:02,536 [eerie music playing]
- 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,621 [caws]
- 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,251 [caws]
- 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:15,883 [crow caws]
- 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,323 [caws menacingly]
- 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,200 [murder of crows caw persistently]
- 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:01,679 They're onto me.
- 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:04,348 If I don't make it, the evidence is safe at the bullpen.
- 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,142 [cawing]
- 00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:12,690 [screaming]
- 00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:14,316 [ominous music intensifying]
- 00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:20,364 [gloomy, imposing music playing]
- 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,919 [imposing music swells]
- 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,435 [Morticia] Mmm.
- 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,149 Wait.
- 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:59,069 This is the first time you've ever willingly returned to a school.
- 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,698 -How does it feel? -Like returning to the scene of the crime.
- 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,826 I already know where the bodies are buried.
- 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,787 No more uncontrolled chaos.
- 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,872 I will bend this place to my will.
- 00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:12,166 Be careful, dear.
- 00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:14,752 Control is often an illusion.
- 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:18,964 Like I let your father believe he's in charge of this family.
- 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,133 Do you think I'll actually make a friend here?
- 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,594 [Gomez] You'll make lots of friends.
- 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:25,387 These are our people.
- 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,931 Poor Pugsley.
- 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:29,350 Your father and I will get him settled in.
- 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:33,562 Promise me… you will take care of your brother.
- 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,897 I always do.
- 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:35,981 [crying]
- 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,566 [cheekily grim music playing]
- 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,197 [music halts]
- 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,075 Here are the ground rules.
- 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,785 No eye contact without permission.
- 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,746 Bullying assistance requests must be submitted through writing.
- 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,289 And Thing reports to me.
- 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,374 Understand?
- 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:54,458 [Gomez chuckling]
- 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:04,593 [Gomez] Ooh!
- 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,053 Creamies!
- 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,224 [student 1] Wednesday!
- 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,184 -There she is! -Right there, in black!
- 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,314 Can I get your autograph?
- 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,150 I only sign my name in blood.
- 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,236 I would expect nothing less.
- 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,321 I never said it was my own blood.
- 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,447 [excited titter]
- 00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,868 You are done here.
- 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,077 Shoo.
- 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,582 That was disturbing.
- 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,834 You better get used to it.
- 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:40,588 You're a big deal after the whole saving the school from the demon pilgrim thing.
- 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,298 Why does anyone still care?
- 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,926 You're not much of a clout chaser, are you?
- 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,554 Popularity doesn't play by the laws of physics.
- 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,849 The harder you repel it, the harder it comes for you.
- 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,853 [man] Wednesday Addams!
- 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,105 [excitedly] Oh, oh, oh, oh!
- 00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:01,567 It is an honor to meet the savior of Nevermore.
- 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,068 Allow me to introduce myself.
- 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,070 Barry Dort, your new principal.
- 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,031 Um…
- 00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,782 Would you like a sticker?
- 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,285 Only if you have one that says "do not resuscitate."
- 00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:13,203 [chortling]
- 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,664 There's that wicked tongue I've heard about.
- 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,832 I love it.
- 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,711 I am reinstating the Founder's Pyre ceremony.
- 00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:22,463 It's an old Outcast tradition.
- 00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:25,007 Big bonfire. Tomorrow night.
- 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:28,594 And the best part is, I want you to be our student of honor.
- 00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,262 I'd rather be burned at the stake.
- 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:34,266 Aw! Please consider it. I want us to be allies in this struggle.
- 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,309 What struggle?
- 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,728 {\an8}Returning Nevermore to its glory days.
- 00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:39,563 I hate to speak ill of the dead,
- 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,316 but in this case, Weems really fudged up.
- 00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:44,652 I don't like to speak ill of the dead either.
- 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,695 It's much more fun to demonize the living.
- 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,739 -[eccentric music playing] -[shocked laughter]
- 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,616 [student] Yes!
- 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,379 [muffled clattering, clamoring]
- 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,470 We need to set better traps out here.
- 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,892 ["Um Oh Ah Yeh" by Mamamoo playing]
- 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,644 [students clamoring playfully]
- 00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:20,062 [peppy pop music playing]
- 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,654 -Howdy, roomie. -Enid.
- 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,866 All right! Everyone out. Thanks for the help.
- 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,201 [chatter and music subside]
- 00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,995 -[student 1] Come on. -[student 2] Told ya!
- 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,748 Don't put too much pressure on it.
- 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,876 No pressure. Right. Got it.
- 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,212 Catch up with you later at the lupin cages?
- 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,464 -With the others. -Absolutely, Bruno.
- 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:49,591 Can't wait.
- 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:53,721 [exhales]
- 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,305 How was your vacay?
- 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,474 Because I had the best summer ever,
- 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,768 and I've been dying to tell you all about it.
- 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,563 I'm sure I'll want to kill you after you tell me, so…
- 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:03,814 we both win.
- 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,777 Well, I'll spare you the details, but…
- 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,740 I did get you a gift at Lupinpalooza in Golden Gate Park.
- 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,492 Don't worry. It's not a snood.
- 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,165 Get it? Like <i>Beowulf?</i>
- 00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,250 I thought you'd love the literary reference.
- 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,295 Nothing like a bad pun to throw dirt on the coffin of epic poetry.
- 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,174 I got you a gift as well. From my summer travels.
- 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,426 [somber music playing]
- 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,015 [Enid, shakily] Uh… Oh.
- 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,059 Thank you.
- 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:44,438 I mean, it is a little creepy, but, um, the curls are super soft.
- 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,981 It's made from real human hair.
- 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,317 Hmm.
- 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:52,321 I just have so many goals this year.
- 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,364 [sighs] I wanna secure my place in the pack,
- 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,409 become dance troupe captain, and finally join the Nightshades.
- 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:58,494 What about you?
- 00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:02,289 Avoid people and work on my new Viper de la Muerte novel.
- 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,042 Doesn't sound like much of a personal evolution.
- 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,127 I don't evolve. I cocoon.
- 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,589 Speaking of your novel, was that publisher interested?
- 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,302 I call it death by a thousand notes.
- 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:16,637 Ooh…
- 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,598 This one here just looks like a typo.
- 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:24,686 It's not. That's the Old English spelling for dismemberment.
- 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,814 This novel was two years of my life.
- 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:30,359 They'll have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands before I change a single word.
- 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,527 [knocking at door]
- 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,072 That better not be any more brattish autograph hounds.
- 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:38,075 Tell me about it. We seriously need to set some boundaries.
- 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:41,245 Let's post hours to sign stuff in the student lounge.
- 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,332 Hi, Wednesday. How was your summer?
- 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:46,834 I scalped a serial killer.
- 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,377 Huh.
- 00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:51,213 Is, uh… Is Enid around?
- 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,841 She left earlier with the pack.
- 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,468 I threatened to neuter them if they didn't get out.
- 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,428 Well, would you mind giving her this?
- 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,355 [sighs] Thanks for covering.
- 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:11,775 I know the only thing you hate more than color is relationship drama.
- 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:15,362 Machiavelli once said that friendship is watching a person's slow drip of miseries
- 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:18,699 and feeling honored to be present for their most dismal moments.
- 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:19,950 Does that mean…
- 00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:22,411 In 25 words or less. Go.
- 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,581 I'm not sure how I feel about Ajax anymore.
- 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,583 He's sweet and cute,
- 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,752 but he's still in love with the old me, and I've changed.
- 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,504 Hey, look at that. Exactly 25 words.
- 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,173 Talk to him and get it over with.
- 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:37,176 If I do that, then it'll be like an arrow through his--
- 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,343 [Enid yelps]
- 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,428 Holy crap!
- 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,850 [suspenseful music playing]
- 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,854 {\an8}"Welcome back, Wednesday. I'm still watching."
- 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,691 -Wait. You have a stalker? -Don't be jealous.
- 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,487 [distorted audio whooshes]
- 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,789 I didn't see the stalker.
- 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,417 You've got a little something.
- 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,502 It's nothing.
- 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,095 [gasping]
- 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,766 Caliban Hall.
- 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,061 My old stomping ground.
- 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:30,771 [laughing]
- 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,274 Hi, Pugsley. I'm--
- 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:35,859 Ah!
- 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,862 Electricity. Cool.
- 00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,365 And you must be Janet.
- 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,575 Wednesday told us all about you.
- 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,495 [Gomez] Caliban. I put that up.
- 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:50,332 Sue and I weren't sure we wanted Eugene to come back to Nevermore.
- 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:51,541 But he insisted.
- 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,168 I did help save the school.
- 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,921 [gasps] I remember that day.
- 00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:58,006 What was it like getting gutted by a Hyde?
- 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,177 I still wake up screaming sometimes.
- 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:03,595 Whoa.
- 00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:05,472 That's… awesome!
- 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,891 [Janet] Why don't we give the boys some space?
- 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,937 Lurch will be up with your things.
- 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,772 And we'll see you downstairs.
- 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,320 Remember, boys,
- 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:23,699 the friends you make here will be your brothers for life.
- 00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:26,118 You'll kill for each other,
- 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,079 and provide alibis.
- 00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:30,664 -[Eugene chuckles weakly] -Hmm.
- 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,376 [overwhelmed exhale]
- 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,546 What's with the bugs?
- 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:39,464 [Eugene] At first, I could only control bees,
- 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:42,092 but lately I've been able to control other insects too.
- 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,344 Watch this.
- 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:50,017 They're so… juicy.
- 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:53,228 Perfect for late-night munchies.
- 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,898 They're pets, not snacks.
- 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,905 Maybe after we unpack, we could hang out?
- 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,074 Actually, I'm meeting up with some other guys.
- 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:06,992 I could tag along.
- 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,745 They're kind of new-ish friends.
- 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,205 I don't mind. It's not like I have any old ones.
- 00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:15,334 I owe your sister a lot, which is why I agreed to be your roommate.
- 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:18,045 Let's just see how this pans out first, okay?
- 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,173 Yeah. Sure.
- 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,133 [knocking at door]
- 00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:24,676 Yo, bee boy!
- 00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:28,638 -Oh, you've grown. -Ajax. What are you doing here?
- 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,099 I'm your new resident advisor.
- 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:34,519 -If you have any questions-- -Can you stone me with your snakes?
- 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:35,645 That's not gonna happen.
- 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,732 Are you and Enid still together? Or she finally come to her senses?
- 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,985 Do you two have any dorm-related questions?
- 00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:46,615 Okay. Well, welcome to Caliban. It's going to be a great year.
- 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:57,834 [student 1] That's her.
- 00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:00,045 -[squeals] I can't believe it. -[student 2] My God.
- 00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:02,839 I liked it better when I was feared and hated.
- 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:09,763 Principal Dort, have you met our little angel of death?
- 00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:13,600 Yep. I'm sure Wednesday would enjoy having you around more this year.
- 00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,227 What do you mean, around more?
- 00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:19,022 Principal Dort just asked me to chair the Gala Fundraising Committee.
- 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,817 [Dort] Vincent Thorpe chaired the last three years,
- 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,820 but after Xavier was falsely accused of murder,
- 00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:27,697 he pulled his son and his endowment from Nevermore.
- 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,408 Xavier's not coming back this year?
- 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:31,910 He's heading to Reichenbach Academy in Switzerland.
- 00:23:31,993 --> 00:23:34,746 I spent the summer there as an exchange student.
- 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:38,375 I remember, darling. It was the longest summer of my life.
- 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:39,292 [Gomez] Oh…
- 00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:43,338 I realize I've ambushed you.
- 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,590 No, I usually enjoy a good ambush.
- 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:48,176 Especially when it involves daggers.
- 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,011 [Morticia snickers, coos]
- 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,888 Why don't you think about it overnight?
- 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,643 Tish and I will discuss it on the ride home.
- 00:23:57,144 --> 00:24:00,313 Actually, I… I was hoping to keep you a little closer.
- 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:08,738 I thought the gardener's cottage was reserved for faculty.
- 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:11,408 Marilyn Thornhill lived here last year,
- 00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:13,243 but thanks to Wednesday,
- 00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:16,204 she is now enjoying much tighter quarters,
- 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,330 in prison.
- 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,916 Not pine box tight, but a girl can dream.
- 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:22,043 It's yours for the night.
- 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,838 And if you decide to become our gala chair,
- 00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:27,299 consider this your home away from home.
- 00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:28,633 I'll wait outside.
- 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:41,438 [Morticia gasps]
- 00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,524 Who decorated this place?
- 00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:46,485 A homicidal maniac.
- 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,862 Now, you shouldn't cast aspersions, dear.
- 00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:52,782 Not all homicidal maniacs have such ghastly taste.
- 00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:56,286 Nothing your putrefying touch couldn't fix, <i>cara bella.</i>
- 00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:59,831 Hey, Dad, I found some old mousetraps under the sink.
- 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:01,291 -You want a snack? -Yeah.
- 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:06,129 Why would you want to be in charge of a gala?
- 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:11,259 Well, I wasn't expecting things to change so quickly.
- 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,929 Pugsley shot up like poison oak this summer,
- 00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:16,890 and now that you're both at Nevermore,
- 00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:20,435 I have been wondering what my next chapter might be.
- 00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:24,648 The thought of you and Father in the house alone unsupervised
- 00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:28,068 fills me with a sense of dread I usually reserve for costumed mascots.
- 00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:31,655 But I won't consider this if it makes you uncomfortable.
- 00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:33,990 I was born uncomfortable, Mother.
- 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:39,538 I know it's been hard… with Goody gone,
- 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:43,416 and no one from our bloodline reaching out to be your new spirit guide.
- 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,502 But if I was here,
- 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:48,255 I could be of assistance.
- 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:50,257 Temporarily, of course,
- 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:52,801 until a new guide presents themselves.
- 00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:54,803 You're a Dove, I'm a Raven.
- 00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:57,097 We're on different paths. You said so yourself.
- 00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:59,432 I've had experience with Ravens.
- 00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:03,687 Are you talking about your sister?
- 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:09,025 You've never been very forthcoming about Aunt Ophelia.
- 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:18,702 You remind me a lot of her.
- 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:22,038 Especially as you've gotten older.
- 00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:25,000 You don't need to worry about me, Mother.
- 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:28,044 You should be focused on Pugsley.
- 00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:30,964 We both know being tall and male will only get him so far.
- 00:26:31,047 --> 00:26:33,258 Besides, he's got the brains of a dung beetle
- 00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:35,594 and the ambition of a French bureaucrat.
- 00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:40,807 -[door squeaks open] -What is it, <i>querida</i>?
- 00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:41,891 [door closes]
- 00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:45,270 Wednesday is hiding things from me.
- 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,274 I will not let history repeat itself.
- 00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:51,359 [somber, thoughtful music playing]
- 00:26:57,949 --> 00:26:59,242 {\an8}I can handle my mother.
- 00:27:01,244 --> 00:27:03,872 I'm not asking for her help because I don't need it.
- 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:05,498 I don't need yours either.
- 00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,543 Keep your nosy fingers out of my business.
- 00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:11,921 [siren wailing in distance]
- 00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:13,006 [siren halts]
- 00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:16,426 [chilling music playing]
- 00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:23,475 [officer] The victim's Carl Bradbury, local private investigator.
- 00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:24,684 Real sleaze.
- 00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:27,687 Witnesses are Greg Mulligan and Debbie Prizeman.
- 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:31,524 Greg's the manager of the Piggly Wiggly and Debbie's one of his cashiers.
- 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:36,196 So Bradbury was out here catching our supermarket sweethearts in a tryst,
- 00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:39,157 when he got attacked by a squad of kamikaze crows.
- 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,993 [officer] This is a first, even for Jericho.
- 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:44,287 [Santiago] Get the body to the morgue before he gets ripe.
- 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:48,792 Wednesday, can I help you?
- 00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:50,418 Just admiring the view.
- 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:53,713 Sheriff Santiago.
- 00:27:54,547 --> 00:27:56,466 I promise to be better than my predecessor.
- 00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:58,134 That's an exceptionally low bar.
- 00:27:58,218 --> 00:27:59,219 [scoffs]
- 00:28:01,971 --> 00:28:03,306 [car doors slamming]
- 00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:05,100 [engine turning over]
- 00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:06,184 [tires skidding]
- 00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:08,770 [tense, frantic music playing]
- 00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:13,858 [grunts, groans]
- 00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:15,443 Ow…
- 00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:18,613 Galpin? What are you doing here?
- 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:22,325 The victim was a friend of mine. Carl Bradbury.
- 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:25,912 We were working a case together, and that's what got him killed.
- 00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:27,706 I play cello, not violin.
- 00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:31,459 Bradbury stumbled onto something. Said it could affect Outcasts.
- 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:34,963 -We're starting to scratch the surface. -You care about Outcasts now?
- 00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:36,965 My son is an Outcast.
- 00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:38,717 Yeah, I know what he's done, but…
- 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,052 Ms. Thornhill, she turned him into a monster.
- 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:42,804 Tyler was always a monster.
- 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:47,475 She just unlocked that in him. People don't change. Look at you.
- 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:48,935 You're still a broken, deluded man
- 00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:50,854 who can't hide behind his tin badge anymore.
- 00:28:50,937 --> 00:28:52,605 Badge never stopped you, did it?
- 00:28:54,649 --> 00:28:57,068 I could use your help getting to the bottom of this.
- 00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:01,740 You didn't just wind up at that crime scene by accident, Addams.
- 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:04,576 You were drawn to it like a moth to a flame.
- 00:29:07,787 --> 00:29:11,040 It's a shame your psychological insight couldn't help you save your own son.
- 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:13,126 [tense music warbling]
- 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,797 If you change your mind, you come find me.
- 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:18,882 [crow caws overhead]
- 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:23,052 Just remember… the birds are always watching.
- 00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:27,140 [caws menacingly]
- 00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:44,240 Tonight, you're gonna hear the tale of the Skull Tree.
- 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:49,245 It's Caliban Hall tradition to tell this story on the first night of school.
- 00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:50,955 [thunder crashes]
- 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:58,838 [Ajax] <i>There once was a brilliant boy</i> <i>with a fragile heart.</i>
- 00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:01,549 <i>He spent his days in bed,</i>
- 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,928 <i>drawing all the incredible machines</i> <i>he planned to build someday.</i>
- 00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:07,180 [delicate, mournful music playing]
- 00:30:07,263 --> 00:30:09,849 <i>Now the doctors,</i> <i>they only gave him months to live.</i>
- 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:13,436 <i>So he decided to design his own heart.</i>
- 00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:18,733 <i>So that his body</i> <i>could keep up with his dazzling mind.</i>
- 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:20,235 [beating steadily]
- 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,321 [beating halts]
- 00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:31,162 <i>The operation was successful.</i>
- 00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:33,748 But the clockwork heart had changed the boy.
- 00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:38,461 <i>He became cold,</i>
- 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:41,422 <i>and driven by ambition.</i>
- 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:51,808 <i>When he arrived at Nevermore,</i>
- 00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:55,562 <i>he was hailed as the greatest mind</i> <i>to ever walk the halls.</i>
- 00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:56,855 [electricity crackles]
- 00:30:57,605 --> 00:31:00,066 <i>But his inventions became more dangerous.</i>
- 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:03,403 <i>Until one night…</i>
- 00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:08,116 <i>his genius cost him his life.</i>
- 00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:14,038 <i>Now, legend has it,</i>
- 00:31:14,914 --> 00:31:17,750 <i>his body is buried</i> <i>at the foot of the Skull Tree</i>
- 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,586 <i>in an unmarked grave.</i>
- 00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:24,257 <i>But if you put your ear</i> <i>to the skull's hollow left eye…</i>
- 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:25,592 [tick echoing]
- 00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:28,553 …you can still hear his clockwork heart.
- 00:31:29,971 --> 00:31:30,889 Tick,
- 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:32,515 tick,
- 00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:34,267 tick.
- 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:38,771 Only the bravest in Caliban Hall have ventured out at night
- 00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:42,859 to take the dare to listen to the tick of the clockwork heart.
- 00:31:45,194 --> 00:31:46,321 So will you?
- 00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:54,287 [music fades out]
- 00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:55,371 [door opens]
- 00:31:58,833 --> 00:31:59,834 [door closes]
- 00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:03,671 Miss Barclay, thanks for making the time.
- 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:06,257 What a wonderful first day it's been, hasn't it?
- 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:09,844 Oh, it's so nice to see this place brimming with Outcast energy.
- 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:14,015 Our most famous alumni would be proud.
- 00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:19,354 I've been watching you.
- 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,690 How you interacted with your peers.
- 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,734 You know, charisma is something that…
- 00:32:24,817 --> 00:32:27,195 Well, it can't be learned. It's a gift.
- 00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:29,739 And you positively ooze it.
- 00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:33,785 I'm guessing you have some political aspirations in your future?
- 00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:37,121 I like the idea of creating real change for Outcasts.
- 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:39,415 Well, what if I told you
- 00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:42,710 that you can start creating that change today?
- 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:45,838 As the fundraising gala's student liaison.
- 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:49,884 We really need to heat things up if we're going to hit our target.
- 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:54,222 And you have the sizzle factor I've been looking for.
- 00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:55,223 Uh…
- 00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:57,725 Wow. I'm honored.
- 00:32:58,309 --> 00:33:00,687 But I'm not sure I have time to take on something like that.
- 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:02,730 I'm really sorry.
- 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:06,526 Me too.
- 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,279 I mean, you are a scholarship student, right?
- 00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:12,073 The school is in a financial pickle,
- 00:33:12,156 --> 00:33:14,826 and if we don't meet our fundraising goals,
- 00:33:14,909 --> 00:33:19,205 I may be forced to let some of the scholarship students go.
- 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:28,840 I know how people feel about sirens.
- 00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:31,467 But I don't share that view.
- 00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:35,888 No Outcast should be limited or shamed.
- 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:37,682 Is that why you're asking me?
- 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:39,434 Because I'm a siren?
- 00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:43,604 Using your powers of persuasion for a good cause should be applauded.
- 00:33:44,647 --> 00:33:46,065 I'm sure you agree.
- 00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:49,485 We all want what's best for Nevermore.
- 00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:52,155 So why don't you take another look at that schedule of yours,
- 00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:53,990 and see if you can squeeze this in?
- 00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:58,453 You can give me your decision tomorrow.
- 00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:12,884 Thing!
- 00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:14,927 What are you doing out here?
- 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:17,472 Wednesday yelled at you?
- 00:34:18,514 --> 00:34:21,851 [sighs] Man, the sudden popularity is really getting to her.
- 00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:24,353 I think some people just aren't built for fame.
- 00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:25,646 And when you're stressed,
- 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:27,857 relatives can be the easiest punching bags.
- 00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:29,692 Or in your case, sparring glove.
- 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:33,821 I know how it feels to think you don't belong.
- 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:34,822 But you do.
- 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:37,492 You know what you need?
- 00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:40,578 A place you can call your own. And I've got the perfect spot.
- 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,081 [imposing organ music playing]
- 00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:51,089 Home sweet home, Thing.
- 00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:54,175 Welcome to the pack.
- 00:34:54,842 --> 00:34:55,843 [all howling]
- 00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:01,766 [Enid chuckles]
- 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:04,602 [eccentric, elegant music playing]
- 00:35:08,314 --> 00:35:12,318 [performing "Montagues and Capulets" from Prokofiev's "Romeo and Juliet"]
- 00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:14,607 [music halts abruptly]
- 00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:17,401 [woman] Prokofiev can do that to you.
- 00:37:19,987 --> 00:37:22,782 Miss Capri, the new head of music.
- 00:37:22,865 --> 00:37:24,367 Is this the same Isadora Capri
- 00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:27,828 who completed her first classical album <i>Wolf Howl </i>at the age of ten?
- 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:29,664 I didn't realize I had any fans left.
- 00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:32,083 I've always been fascinated by child prodigies.
- 00:37:32,166 --> 00:37:35,294 The focus, the talent, the unrelenting quest for excellence.
- 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:38,214 Luckily, I was able to break free before it suffocated me.
- 00:37:38,297 --> 00:37:40,675 I thought teaching was the purview for those who can't.
- 00:37:42,134 --> 00:37:45,638 Well, I was inspired by a group of young people
- 00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:48,224 who saved their school in the face of overwhelming odds.
- 00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:51,560 I decided it was time to give back to my own community.
- 00:37:54,855 --> 00:37:57,275 We have our work cut out for us.
- 00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:01,237 -My hand's a little stiff. -No, your hand wasn't the problem.
- 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,407 Your pain was the only thing that made your performance interesting.
- 00:38:05,032 --> 00:38:08,452 Did you know Prokofiev was a chess master?
- 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:13,040 That's why his concertos are so… deceptively cunning.
- 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:16,419 He wants you to feel… the notes,
- 00:38:16,502 --> 00:38:18,796 not anticipate them.
- 00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:20,840 I'm not looking for lessons.
- 00:38:20,923 --> 00:38:22,800 I play for my own fulfillment.
- 00:38:22,883 --> 00:38:25,594 And yet music doesn't seem to fulfill you.
- 00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:30,266 Stop trying to control it.
- 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:35,438 You have to succumb to its… beautiful chaos.
- 00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:38,274 I cause chaos. I don't succumb to it.
- 00:38:38,899 --> 00:38:41,193 [tense, jittery music warbling]
- 00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:45,656 [dramatic music playing]
- 00:39:04,091 --> 00:39:07,762 [Morticia] There hasn't been a Pyre since my days at Nevermore.
- 00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:11,849 Yes! It's a marvel what these DaVinci students can build.
- 00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:14,977 They have more creativity in their right pinkies
- 00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:17,229 than I have in my entire body.
- 00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:20,024 This thing's gonna work, right?
- 00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:24,195 Mmm, Outcast can-do! Love it!
- 00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:26,947 This is why tradition is so important.
- 00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:28,908 It instills pride in our children.
- 00:39:28,991 --> 00:39:32,995 Principal Weems was all about fitting into the Normie world.
- 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:35,998 No disrespect. I know you two were old friends.
- 00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:36,916 [Morticia] Hmm.
- 00:39:36,999 --> 00:39:39,668 [Dort] Now, the Addams family is a prime example
- 00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:42,213 of Outcasts who don't bend to Normie culture.
- 00:39:42,296 --> 00:39:44,382 And that is a testament to you, Mrs. Addams.
- 00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:45,549 Mm-hmm. Thank you.
- 00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:49,387 Have you made your decision about chairing the gala yet?
- 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,181 I'm… still pondering.
- 00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:55,768 I want to do what's best for Nevermore, but also for my family.
- 00:39:55,851 --> 00:39:57,520 I understand. That is a lot to balance.
- 00:39:57,603 --> 00:40:00,773 Which is why you would have a liaison student to assist you.
- 00:40:00,856 --> 00:40:03,275 And I am on the hunt for that perfect person.
- 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:06,487 -Look no further. She's here. -[gasps, chuckles]
- 00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:09,907 Mrs. Addams, Bianca Barclay, one of our best and brightest.
- 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:12,326 It would be an honor to work with a Nevermore legend.
- 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,245 Oh, Bianca.
- 00:40:14,829 --> 00:40:17,748 Come to the pyre tonight, see what we're trying to build here.
- 00:40:17,832 --> 00:40:19,959 Then decide if you want to be involved.
- 00:40:28,717 --> 00:40:29,760 From Xavier.
- 00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:34,598 "I tried texting, but I guess you lost the phone I gave you."
- 00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:37,893 -You have a phone? -I dropped it in the bath.
- 00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:39,979 [menacing, grandiose music playing]
- 00:40:40,896 --> 00:40:41,856 [music halts]
- 00:40:45,484 --> 00:40:46,944 "Consider this my goodbye gift."
- 00:40:47,027 --> 00:40:48,737 "The image suddenly flashed in my head."
- 00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:52,575 "Don't ask me how I know or what it means, but it's connected to you, I'm sure."
- 00:40:52,658 --> 00:40:56,203 "Who's Wednesday Addams without a mystery to solve, right? Xavier."
- 00:40:56,829 --> 00:40:58,622 A creepy crow on a headstone.
- 00:40:59,498 --> 00:41:01,125 -What's it mean? -[Wednesday] No idea.
- 00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:04,003 Thing and I are headed to the Founder's Pyre. You joining?
- 00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:11,552 Have you been using my typewriter without permission?
- 00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:13,053 [bell dings]
- 00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:15,764 "Read any good books lately?"
- 00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:19,310 My novel.
- 00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:22,021 It's gone.
- 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:26,150 "Higher, higher, higher, I am demon of the fire,
- 00:41:26,233 --> 00:41:28,027 and each blazing roof's my pyre!"
- 00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:33,824 My stalker's going to burn my manuscript at the Founder's Pyre.
- 00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,951 That's not your only copy, right?
- 00:41:37,077 --> 00:41:40,623 Seriously? Copy machines aren't even 21st-century technology.
- 00:41:40,706 --> 00:41:43,834 I'm not going to allow two years of my life to go up in flames.
- 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,920 [upbeat dance music playing]
- 00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:03,729 The stalker is here. Be on the lookout for anyone watching us.
- 00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:05,314 Who isn't watching us?
- 00:42:05,898 --> 00:42:07,066 -Enid! -Enid!
- 00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:11,987 Hey! Stay on track. I need to check the pyre.
- 00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:13,280 You go on the other side.
- 00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:24,166 Hey! Once the bonfire's lit, I'm sneaking off to the Skull Tree
- 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,876 to go dig up that dead kid.
- 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:26,835 Who's coming?
- 00:42:30,464 --> 00:42:32,675 Sorry. Tonight's my big night.
- 00:42:32,758 --> 00:42:35,177 Dort's going to recognize me for helping save the school.
- 00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:45,688 Thing, keep your fingers peeled. The stalker's playing a game.
- 00:43:01,203 --> 00:43:03,122 "If you don't want your novel to go up in smoke,
- 00:43:03,205 --> 00:43:04,456 meet me under the pyre."
- 00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:07,167 "P.S. I found a few more typos."
- 00:43:16,176 --> 00:43:17,678 Wednesday, what are you doing?
- 00:43:17,761 --> 00:43:19,138 Hey! Enid.
- 00:43:19,221 --> 00:43:20,931 Ajax. Hi.
- 00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:25,352 What's going on? Hey, you kind of ghosted me this summer.
- 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:28,105 I texted a bunch. I left a crazy number of voicemails.
- 00:43:28,188 --> 00:43:30,065 Ah… Sorry. My bad.
- 00:43:30,149 --> 00:43:32,109 Wolf Camp was strictly device-free.
- 00:43:32,192 --> 00:43:35,988 I was unplugged for a whole month. Can you believe it? I think I have PTSD.
- 00:43:36,071 --> 00:43:37,573 We've been back two days.
- 00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:40,409 It kind of feels like you've been avoiding me.
- 00:43:40,492 --> 00:43:43,203 Uh, well, I've been busy with the pack,
- 00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:45,080 and you have your RA thing.
- 00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:48,000 Plus I've got the Wednesday factor, and she never disappoints.
- 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:50,544 Hey, Enid. I saved you a spot at the front.
- 00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:55,215 Thanks, Bruno. But I'm kind of in the middle of something right now.
- 00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:56,133 Wednesday!
- 00:43:57,718 --> 00:43:58,761 Wednesday!
- 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:01,430 Wednesday!
- 00:44:05,017 --> 00:44:06,310 [mic feedback whines]
- 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:09,063 Good evening, Nevermore.
- 00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:10,314 -Whoo! -[audience cheering]
- 00:44:10,397 --> 00:44:13,567 Good evening, and welcome to the Founder's Pyre.
- 00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:17,613 Tonight, we're going to start by singing the Nevermore alma mater.
- 00:44:20,699 --> 00:44:22,034 [Gomez sputtering in excitement]
- 00:44:22,117 --> 00:44:24,119 [playing melodic piano line]
- 00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:29,375 ♪ <i>Nevermore, forever dreaming </i>♪
- 00:44:29,458 --> 00:44:33,337 ♪ <i>Years of study, fun and screaming </i>♪
- 00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:37,633 ♪ <i>Outcast bonds forged in trust </i>♪
- 00:44:37,716 --> 00:44:41,178 ♪ <i>While all others turn to dust </i>♪
- 00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:45,849 ♪ <i>DaVinci, Siren, Faceless, Gorgon </i>♪
- 00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:49,853 ♪ <i>Never forget your Outcast origin </i>♪
- 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:53,565 ♪ <i>Ravens feast on all our woes </i>♪
- 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:58,153 ♪ <i>In the home of Edgar Allan Poe </i>♪
- 00:44:58,237 --> 00:45:04,243 ♪ <i>At Nevermore </i>♪
- 00:45:05,994 --> 00:45:07,121 [all cheering]
- 00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:10,999 ["Dancing in the Dark" by Bruce Springsteen playing]
- 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:12,584 Whoo!
- 00:45:21,343 --> 00:45:23,429 <i>♪ I get up in the evening ♪</i>
- 00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:25,013 -[mic whines] -[grunts]
- 00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:27,766 <i>♪ And I ain't got nothing to say ♪</i>
- 00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:30,185 <i>♪ I come home in the morning ♪</i>
- 00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:32,521 -[mic whines] -[Dort chuckles]
- 00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:34,815 Hello, fellow Outcasts!
- 00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:36,734 And welcome back to Nevermore.
- 00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:41,321 I'm your Principal, Barry Dort…
- 00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:42,531 [crowd falls silent]
- 00:45:42,614 --> 00:45:44,616 [song continuing through silence]
- 00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:48,078 …and tonight we celebrate a new era.
- 00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:49,413 Yeah!
- 00:45:49,496 --> 00:45:50,497 [crowd cheering]
- 00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:53,584 Now, I know change can be scary,
- 00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:55,878 but you don't have to be afraid.
- 00:45:55,961 --> 00:45:57,337 You know why?
- 00:45:57,421 --> 00:46:02,009 Because we are Outcast strong!
- 00:46:03,469 --> 00:46:05,095 Yes, we are!
- 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:08,807 <i>♪ You can't start a fire without a spark ♪</i>
- 00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:10,517 [Enid] Wednesday!
- 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,313 You gotta get out of here. They're gonna light this thing any second.
- 00:46:14,396 --> 00:46:16,398 [suspenseful music building]
- 00:46:17,983 --> 00:46:19,526 [Dort] All right. Now, from now on,
- 00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:24,406 I am abolishing the Nightshades and all secret societies.
- 00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:25,574 [confused muttering]
- 00:46:25,657 --> 00:46:29,119 The protection of our school falls upon all of us.
- 00:46:29,953 --> 00:46:34,041 Therefore, we are all Nightshades.
- 00:46:35,417 --> 00:46:36,251 Yeah.
- 00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:37,336 [stilted applause]
- 00:46:39,546 --> 00:46:44,510 Now, in the words of that great American Outcast, Bruce Springsteen…
- 00:46:45,385 --> 00:46:47,137 you can't start a fire
- 00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:48,514 without a spark!
- 00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:53,894 [crowd cheering]
- 00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:31,557 [Enid] Wednesday!
- 00:47:32,641 --> 00:47:35,143 Wednesday! I'm getting help!
- 00:47:52,744 --> 00:47:54,121 Yes.
- 00:47:54,913 --> 00:47:56,582 [pyre caws]
- 00:47:57,291 --> 00:47:58,959 [all exclaiming]
- 00:48:06,675 --> 00:48:08,468 -[student] Whoo! -Whoo-hoo!
- 00:48:12,681 --> 00:48:14,683 [all cheering]
- 00:48:16,476 --> 00:48:17,436 [whoops]
- 00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:29,072 [Enid] We need to put out the bonfire!
- 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:31,575 Principal Dort! Wednesday is trapped under the pyre.
- 00:48:41,251 --> 00:48:42,377 [Dort] Don't panic.
- 00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:46,006 Here she is, right on cue!
- 00:48:46,089 --> 00:48:49,134 Our student of honor, Wednesday Addams!
- 00:48:52,387 --> 00:48:55,599 None of us would be here today without your bravery.
- 00:48:55,682 --> 00:48:56,642 [Enid sniffing]
- 00:48:56,725 --> 00:48:59,978 Wednesday, would you help me unveil something very special?
- 00:49:02,397 --> 00:49:04,983 I had this commissioned to commemorate
- 00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:10,739 how you and your ragtag group of Nevermore buddies saved our school!
- 00:49:10,822 --> 00:49:11,823 [crowd cheering]
- 00:49:20,123 --> 00:49:21,124 [satisfied laugh]
- 00:49:25,837 --> 00:49:27,839 Could you give us a few words of inspiration
- 00:49:27,923 --> 00:49:30,175 to launch us into the new era?
- 00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:33,261 [crowd chanting] Wednesday! Wednesday!
- 00:49:35,097 --> 00:49:36,556 Wednesday! Wednesday!
- 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:40,227 [chanting continues]
- 00:49:58,036 --> 00:50:00,205 [crowd falls quiet]
- 00:50:00,288 --> 00:50:01,373 Tonight…
- 00:50:01,456 --> 00:50:02,457 [student] Yeah!
- 00:50:08,213 --> 00:50:10,340 …is our banquet of discontent.
- 00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:13,260 And we shall gladly feast on those who would subdue us.
- 00:50:16,346 --> 00:50:18,181 Our fight is just beginning.
- 00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:22,102 And I'm ripping the Band-Aid off the scab of civility,
- 00:50:22,185 --> 00:50:25,689 and will not cease until our enemies have been vanquished!
- 00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:34,740 And by enemies,
- 00:50:35,574 --> 00:50:37,784 I mean any imbecile stupid enough to cheer on
- 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:40,662 some shallow, rabble-rousing diatribe like that.
- 00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:42,748 -[confused muttering] -[student] What?
- 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:46,585 You thought I was your hero? I'm not.
- 00:50:47,794 --> 00:50:50,255 I always play dirty, and I never fight fair.
- 00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:51,965 The only side I'm on is my own,
- 00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:54,176 and the only place I'll lead you is off a cliff.
- 00:50:57,220 --> 00:50:59,639 So do not put me on a pedestal,
- 00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:01,391 because I will burn it down.
- 00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:02,768 [feedback whines]
- 00:51:05,187 --> 00:51:06,188 [crowd gasping]
- 00:51:28,418 --> 00:51:29,795 [Enid] What the hell are you doing?
- 00:51:29,878 --> 00:51:32,756 -I never agreed to this. -So you're going to torpedo it for us?
- 00:51:32,839 --> 00:51:35,050 You're my best friend, but can you be less Wednesday?
- 00:51:35,133 --> 00:51:36,843 This is supposed to be our best year ever!
- 00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:41,264 Damn it!
- 00:51:51,983 --> 00:51:53,985 [eerie, unsettling music playing]
- 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:22,430 [faint ticking]
- 00:52:24,724 --> 00:52:26,059 -[bat shrieks] -[yelps]
- 00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:36,736 [jolting stinger]
- 00:52:37,487 --> 00:52:39,489 [frantic, distressing music playing]
- 00:53:05,473 --> 00:53:07,225 [chuckling]
- 00:53:07,726 --> 00:53:09,561 [zombie huffing]
- 00:53:10,478 --> 00:53:11,688 [Enid] Hey, stop!
- 00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:14,566 Wednesday, will you wait up?
- 00:53:15,692 --> 00:53:17,194 [disorienting stinger]
- 00:53:21,907 --> 00:53:23,909 [audio distortions whoosh]
- 00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:34,586 [cawing]
- 00:53:46,556 --> 00:53:49,017 [Enid] <i>This is all your fault, Wednesday.</i>
- 00:53:49,601 --> 00:53:51,603 <i>This is all your fault.</i>
- 00:53:51,686 --> 00:53:53,563 <i>I died because of you.</i>
- 00:53:55,899 --> 00:53:57,317 I died because of you!
- 00:53:58,401 --> 00:53:59,402 [gasps deeply]
- 00:54:02,447 --> 00:54:03,531 Wednesday!
- 00:54:15,877 --> 00:54:17,879 [jauntily macabre outro music playing]
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