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Описание
Уэнздей находит Галпина мёртвым: его заклевали вороны, а сверхъестественные способности героини вдруг дают сбой. В «Неверморе» наступает День розыгрышей, и в комнате Уэнздей и Энид оказывается один из глаз Галпина. Пагсли показывает Юджину своего «питомца» — зомби по кличке Хлюп, которого он держал прикованным цепью. Вскоре Хлюп сбегает. Уэнздей отправляется в психиатрическую клинику «Уиллоу Хилл», где держат Тайлера. Она встречается с его психиатром, доктором Рэйчел Фэйрбёрн, а затем рассказывает Тайлеру о смерти его отца. Тем временем Энид и её возлюбленный оборотень Бруно попадают в беду. Уэнздей приходится разгадывать серию загадок, чтобы спасти их. Выясняется, что за этими испытаниями стояла Агнес ДеМилль, ученица с даром невидимости. Она признаётся, что преследовала Уэнздей, но отрицает связь с убийством Галпина. Бьянка просит Мортишу попросить пожертвование у своей матери, с которой та давно не общается, но Мортиша категорически отказывается. Позже Бьянка замечает, что кулон директора Дорта защищает его от чар. Он использует это преимущество и заставляет её применить способности на Мортише. Тем временем благодаря Вещи Уэнздей узнаёт, что именно Мортиша тайком забрала книгу Гуди Аддамс.
Субтитры
- 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:17,851 <i>Венздей, хутчіше!</i>
- 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:19,519 <i>Це все твоя провина.</i>
- 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:21,021 <i>Венздей…</i>
- 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:23,648 <i>Венздей…</i>
- 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:25,692 <i>Я померла через тебе!</i>
- 00:00:26,609 --> 00:00:27,610 Енід!
- 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,863 З Енід усе гаразд, люба.
- 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,115 Та я хвилююся за тебе.
- 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:35,410 Матінко.
- 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:39,664 Я просила тебе бути чесною зі мною стосовно твоїх здібностей.
- 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,791 Я знаю, що означають ці сльози.
- 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,335 Це екстрасенсорне виснаження.
- 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:47,380 Таке буває, коли зловживаєш своїм даром.
- 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:48,590 Я його приборкала.
- 00:00:49,799 --> 00:00:51,551 Ти говориш, як твоя тітка.
- 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:53,928 Як позбутися цих сліз?
- 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:58,224 Що ж… можеш для початку віддати мені книгу заклинань Ґуді.
- 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,644 Не сердься на нього. Він сильно хвилювався.
- 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:04,355 Як і я.
- 00:01:06,691 --> 00:01:09,986 Ґуді була моєю духовною наставницею. Книга належить мені.
- 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,072 Цього не можна контролювати.
- 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,866 Наберися терпіння й чекай на нового наставника.
- 00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:16,910 Він зʼявиться, коли настане час.
- 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:18,453 У мене нема часу.
- 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:20,914 Особливо після сьогодні.
- 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:24,501 Ти ніколи не зважала на правила.
- 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,711 І я це вітаю.
- 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:29,422 Але ти не підкориш ясновидіння своїй волі.
- 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,883 Не чекай, що я підкорюся твоїй.
- 00:01:31,966 --> 00:01:35,804 Ти сказала мені прокладати свій шлях, а тепер ставиш перешкоди.
- 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:37,305 Я тобі не ворог.
- 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:38,264 Я твоя мати.
- 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:41,476 Твої здібності не зброя для використання.
- 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:43,436 Це дар, який треба поважати.
- 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,940 У магічній кулі ти була мені більше до душі.
- 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,276 Колись мене тут більше не буде.
- 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,404 І ти зможеш безрозсудно жити на свій розсуд.
- 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:01,287 Ти мав допомагати мені її захистити.
- 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,040 Передусім від неї самої.
- 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:14,926 <i>Попередження Ґалпіна, малюнок Ксавʼє</i>
- 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:17,929 <i>і моє видіння смерті Енід —</i>
- 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:22,976 <i>всюди був той одноокий, чорнокрилий птах.</i>
- 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:26,771 Ларче?
- 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,023 Треба зробити зупинку.
- 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:47,584 ТУТ ЖИВЕ ЗЛО
- 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,015 Ґалпіне!
- 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:18,323 Яке це проникнення зі зламом, якщо все уже зламано?
- 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:22,535 Ґалпіне?
- 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:26,789 Я знаю, ти десь ховаєшся в цьому передміському убозтві.
- 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:34,464 {\an8}У мене нема часу на твій пʼяний чад.
- 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:36,966 Розкажи мені про цю твою справу.
- 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:30,061 Згаяний зграєю ворон.
- 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:35,733 Яка іронія змарнована на найменш іронічного з усіх чоловіків.
- 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:39,946 Погляньмо, може хоч тепер з нього буде якась користь для розслідування.
- 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:43,408 Єдина зачіпка для порятунку Енід.
- 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:51,666 Я нічого не бачу.
- 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:01,884 Мій дар.
- 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:04,554 Він не працює.
- 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:12,812 Стояти!
- 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,691 Венздей Аддамс, тебе заарештовано.
- 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:21,738 ВЕНЗДЕЙ
- 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:27,744 РОЗДІЛ II ЗНАЙОМА СКОРБОТА
- 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:31,748 -Що ти робила в Ґалпіна вдома? -Він попросив зайти.
- 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,207 Посеред ночі?
- 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:34,959 Що ви там робили, шерифе?
- 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:40,465 Виявляється, попередня людина, якій виклювали очі,
- 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:42,675 дзвонила Ґалпіну саме перед смертю.
- 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,344 Памʼятаєш його?
- 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:45,595 Карл Бредбері?
- 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:49,390 Хотіла взнати, що вони обговорювали, та Ґалпін не брав слухавку.
- 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:52,018 Телефон відтоді зник.
- 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,812 Ми обшукали будинок, і жодного сліду.
- 00:05:55,938 --> 00:05:57,940 Ти нічого про це не знаєш?
- 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:01,569 Я не брала його телефон. І чому ви допитуєте мене?
- 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:04,781 Син Ґалпіна, Тайлер, психопат, який ненавидить батька.
- 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,868 Хто сказав, що не він це все підлаштував?
- 00:06:08,951 --> 00:06:11,662 Тайлер надійно зачинений у «Вілловгілл».
- 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:13,873 А ти була на обох місцях злочину.
- 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:15,875 Що ви приховуєте, міс Аддамс?
- 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:17,210 Цілі томи подробиць.
- 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,588 Підвісьте її над ямою гримучих змій,
- 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:23,174 і вона все одно не розповість свої секрети.
- 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,259 Повірте, я намагався.
- 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:28,846 Я маю право допитати вашу доньку, містере Аддамс.
- 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:31,140 Можете посидіти поки там. Без галасу.
- 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:33,559 Я також її адвокат.
- 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:34,977 ҐОМЕС АДДАМС АДВОКАТ
- 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:37,688 І я нічого не роблю без галасу.
- 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:41,859 Захочете знову поговорити з клієнткою, вам знадобиться постанова суду.
- 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:46,531 Бажаю доброї ночі.
- 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:54,872 Я збовтував свій стаканчик на ніч, коли увірвався Ларч.
- 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,916 Ледь не подавився оливкою.
- 00:06:56,999 --> 00:06:59,502 Ніколи не бачив старого таким схвильованим.
- 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:01,754 А матінка?
- 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:05,425 Це залишиться між нами.
- 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,553 За Ґалпіна.
- 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:14,976 Чому ти була в нього?
- 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:17,770 Ти питаєш як адвокат чи як батько?
- 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:22,525 Я знаю, коли інший гравець у карти тримає в рукаві кілька тузів.
- 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:23,693 Я це поважаю.
- 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:26,154 Але на блефі далеко не заїдеш.
- 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:32,493 Я бачила Ґалпіна вчора. Він працював над справою, попросив допомогти.
- 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:35,329 Ця твоя необачна цікавість від мене.
- 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,373 Тому мати так хвилюється за тебе.
- 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,959 Краще спакуй її валізи й забери її додому.
- 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:41,961 Боюся, вона вже все вирішила.
- 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:43,337 Вона залишається.
- 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:44,464 Повір мені.
- 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,757 Цю труну закрито.
- 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:53,764 Що сталося з тіткою Офелією?
- 00:07:58,352 --> 00:08:00,563 Про це, моя записочко отруйним пером…
- 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,524 не мені розказувати.
- 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:25,213 Тебе не було, коли вчора вимкнули світло. Не хвилюйся, я не розказав Аяксу.
- 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,757 Що ти робив у сараї «Дзижчиків»?
- 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:31,177 Скажи, що не їв моїх бджіл, як твій моторошний дядько.
- 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:35,890 Я знаю, ми з тобою не друзі, але ти вмієш зберігати таємниці?
- 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:40,353 Якщо не дорахуюся хоча б однієї бджоли, я скажу Вен…
- 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:49,070 Лежати, хлопче!
- 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:55,910 Що це таке?
- 00:08:55,993 --> 00:08:57,620 Найкрутіша річ у світі!
- 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:02,166 Тепер у нас є вихованець і найкращий друг! Дивися. Далі ще цікавіше.
- 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:07,964 Памʼятаєш історію, яку нам розповів Аякс першої ночі? Це все правда.
- 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:13,219 Я запустив його заводне серце й повернув його до життя.
- 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:16,514 Це справді хлопець з Дерева-Черепа.
- 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:19,392 Він не міська легенда. Він був одним з нас.
- 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:22,353 Ось чому краще ніколи не випускати його звідси.
- 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,439 Не думаю, що це найбезпечніша ідея.
- 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:30,528 Чи найгігієнічніша. Треба комусь сказати, поки він нас не зʼїв.
- 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:31,445 Не зʼїсть.
- 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,948 До того ж у нього нема мозку.
- 00:09:34,031 --> 00:09:35,992 А отже, він безпечний, як слимак.
- 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,704 Та він голодний.
- 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,247 Може, меду?
- 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,832 Це ідеальна природна їжа.
- 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,794 Антиоксидант, вбиває бактерії, низький глікемічний індекс.
- 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:58,055 Бачиш? Йому подобається.
- 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:07,773 Я назву його Сьорб.
- 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:16,616 Не знаю, що сталося з моїм ясновидінням.
- 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,618 Відповідь має бути в книзі Ґуді.
- 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:25,333 У моєму останньому видінні помирає Енід, і це моя провина.
- 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,461 Це якось повʼязано з тими пташками.
- 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:31,380 Більше ніхто не має про це знати.
- 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:35,926 Особливо Енід. Вона надто тендітна, щоб зазирнути в очі неминучій загибелі.
- 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:47,313 Енід?
- 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:51,609 Енід!
- 00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,617 Річ, клич допомогу!
- 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:11,253 Джем із крові й апельсинів. Улюблений.
- 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,382 Попалася! З Днем усіх дурнів!
- 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,800 День усіх дурнів?
- 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:19,512 Традиція «Невермор». Тебе ще не було торік, коли ми це робили.
- 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:24,225 Вираз твого обличчя, коли ти подумала, що я мертва, неоціненний.
- 00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:26,477 Я заберу цей спогад у могилу.
- 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:29,188 Можеш там опинитися швидше, ніж думаєш.
- 00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:32,108 Це лиш відповідь за фальшиве око на моїй подушці.
- 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,734 Яке фальшиве око?
- 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:42,034 Я б упізнала цей огудний блакитноокий погляд де завгодно.
- 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:45,621 Таке реалістичне.
- 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:47,790 Звідки воно в тебе?
- 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,876 Напевне, пташка принесла.
- 00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:55,214 Ми поговоримо про те, що сталося вчора на ватрі?
- 00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:58,801 Ти мене так налякала своєю непритомністю й чорними сльозами.
- 00:11:58,884 --> 00:11:59,802 Усе гаразд.
- 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:02,471 Чому ж Ларчу довелося винести тебе звідти?
- 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:06,809 Ти ненавидиш бути в центрі уваги, та маєш дивну звичку її притягувати.
- 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,686 Краще б я притягувала проказу.
- 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,690 Я знаю, що популярність зовсім не в стилі Венздей,
- 00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:15,484 але для решти, яка теж помогла врятувати школу,
- 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,194 це позитивний момент.
- 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,280 Тоді вважай мене негативним.
- 00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:20,281 Як завжди.
- 00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:26,328 3 НОВІ ПОВІДОМЛЕННЯ
- 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:29,081 Я БАЧУ ТЕБЕ ВЕНЗДЕЙ. МЕНЕ ІГНОРУВАТИ НЕ МОЖНА!
- 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:34,295 Твій переслідувач вернувся, і в нього є мій номер телефону.
- 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,173 Подзвони на цей номер.
- 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:45,264 <i>Привіт, це Донован Ґалпін.</i> <i>Залиште після сигналу.</i>
- 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:49,727 Чому Ґалпін переслідує тебе по моєму номеру? І чому ти була в нього?
- 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,437 Це не Ґалпін. Його вбили.
- 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,314 -Це, певне, його вбивця. -Що?
- 00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:54,774 Ти мене розігруєш?
- 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,779 Не можу повірити, лише другий день школи,
- 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,490 а ти вже втягнулася в якесь жахливе вбивство.
- 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,033 Мабуть, ти проклята.
- 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:07,745 Мені дуже шкода Ґалпіна, але я навіть його добре не знала.
- 00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:10,331 Було б чудово, якби ти мене не вплутувала.
- 00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:13,876 Це моя ера розваг і свободи. Жодних трупів цього семестру.
- 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:18,422 Тому ти залишишся в гуртожитку з Річчю, поки я не розберуся.
- 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:23,093 Це тебе переслідує вбивця. У мене гострі зуби й кігті, памʼятаєш?
- 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,805 І вдень у мене перший урок водіння.
- 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,515 Ти вчишся водити?
- 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,475 Не у всіх є шофери.
- 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,369 Лишайся тут. Вивчай книгу Ґуді.
- 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:51,038 Шукай щось про відновлення здібностей.
- 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,834 З ДНЕМ УСІХ ДУРНІВ!
- 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,298 КАФЕ «ВИКАЗУВАЧ»
- 00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:15,312 Гей!
- 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,647 Погляньте на її пику!
- 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,874 Які найкращі ліки проти розбитого серця?
- 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,459 Помста в День усіх дурнів
- 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,962 завдяки моїм власним летючим кровосмокам.
- 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,006 Блохи суматранського тигра.
- 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,866 Ого. Дякую, хлопці.
- 00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:11,410 І…
- 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,246 З Днем усіх дурнів.
- 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,104 Лише поглянь на це, Орлове.
- 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,774 Хіба не чудово?
- 00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:44,526 О, справдешній ізгойський дух!
- 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,320 Від цього душа співає.
- 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:50,032 Ненавиджу День усіх дурнів.
- 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:55,537 Торік хтось поклав вугрів мені в банку.
- 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,883 Це Венздей.
- 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,844 Мушу сказати, міс Аддамс,
- 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,806 ви вмієте грати на публіку.
- 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:16,809 Спалення портрета заскочило мене зненацька.
- 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,978 Думала, це вас принизить.
- 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,522 Жартуєш? Я був у захваті.
- 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:24,566 Акти непокори і роблять нас ізгоями.
- 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,527 Так, докторе Орлове?
- 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,654 Маленьке питання, перш ніж підете.
- 00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:32,241 Хтось зі студентів чи працівників уміє контролювати птахів?
- 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,368 Ти про авіанів?
- 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,370 А чому питаєш?
- 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:40,374 Працюю над проєктом про недостатньо представлених ізгоїв.
- 00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:45,087 Жодного авіана не зараховували до школи щонайменше
- 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:46,880 десять років.
- 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,260 Що ж, розважайся.
- 00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:03,689 КОТЕДЖ РОТВУД
- 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,234 -Ви чудово попрацювали над цим місцем. -Дякую.
- 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,611 Де ви їх знайшли?
- 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:14,033 Вони з експедиції Ґомесового дядька Васко в перуанських джунглях.
- 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,118 Дядько Васко зліва.
- 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,748 Ніщо так не помагає почуватися як удома, як сімʼя.
- 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,044 Дякую, Ларче.
- 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,631 Директор радий, що ви погодилися очолити гала.
- 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:33,761 Хотів, щоб я одразу це занесла. Список потенційних донорів.
- 00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:38,640 Ясна річ, донька не рада, що я лишаюся.
- 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:42,144 А Венздей колись буває чомусь рада?
- 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:47,608 Ні, їй пощастило з мамою, яка так про неї турбується.
- 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,193 Ви з матірʼю не близькі?
- 00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:54,073 Цього літа ми провели разом час,
- 00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:58,994 боролися з наслідками різних її рішень.
- 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:03,123 Імовірно, саме тому духи звели нас разом.
- 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,668 Я розумію цю потребу самоствердитися,
- 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,463 особливо зі складною матірʼю.
- 00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,674 Я завжди захоплювалася вашою.
- 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:16,512 Вона перетворила «Морги Фрамп» в один із найуспішніших
- 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,348 ізгойських бізнесів країни.
- 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,141 Я б теж так хотіла.
- 00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:25,104 Маман завжди краще давала раду мертвим, ніж живими.
- 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,564 Гадаю, директор Дорт сподівався,
- 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:30,275 що ви звернетеся до неї за великою пожертвою.
- 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:37,366 Останній бідолаха, що попросив маму про пожертвування, вмер від страху.
- 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:41,161 Відправила його додому у труні разом з рахунком.
- 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:42,871 Печива?
- 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:46,959 Не варто.
- 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,303 Він досі тут.
- 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,848 Не знаю, чи це запах гнилої плоті,
- 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:04,059 чи наслідки перетворення на камінь невдячною горгоною,
- 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,394 але мене нудить.
- 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,563 Стільки хвилювання, що я зголоднів.
- 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:08,605 Що це?
- 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,525 Якийсь мʼясний сандвіч. З кафетерію.
- 00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,527 Їх же ніхто не їсть.
- 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,655 Це мʼясо з курячих мізків і свинячих дуп.
- 00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,158 Мабуть, смакота.
- 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:22,494 Нагадує румунський гуляш мого дядька Фестера.
- 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,872 Каже, він зі справжніх гулів.
- 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,416 Йому подобається. Хороший Сьорб.
- 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,876 Не дивно.
- 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,461 Така їжа не для живих.
- 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,506 Ми запізнимося на уроки.
- 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:39,970 Не хвилюйся. Після вечері вернемося з рюкзаком мʼясної потрави.
- 00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:11,084 Стеж за Енід. Треба розпитати Тайлера про його батька.
- 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,963 Провідаю гайда в його закутку під скляним ковпаком.
- 00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:17,674 Ти мене не бачив.
- 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:18,592 Ясно?
- 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,188 -Мене підвезуть. -Секунду! Я дещо забула.
- 00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:33,065 Без цього за кермо не пустять!
- 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:38,779 Річ? Я запізнююся.
- 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,198 Ти не бачив мою згоду на уроки водіння?
- 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,908 Клянуся, я лишила її тут.
- 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:49,915 Місис Аддамс! Привіт!
- 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,251 Венздей тут нема.
- 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,336 Це нічого, люба.
- 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:57,005 Річ поможе мені знайти те, що я шукаю.
- 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,139 Книга Ґуді.
- 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,557 Давай сюди.
- 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:18,694 {\an8}П'ЯТЕ КОЛЕСО АВТОШКОЛА
- 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,908 Енід Синклер?
- 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:29,913 Гаразд, сідай.
- 00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:43,468 Пасок безпеки.
- 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,808 Отже, тут, у «П'ятому колесі» ми поважаємо транспортний засіб,
- 00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:51,768 інших водіїв і дорогу.
- 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,104 У тебе є якийсь досвід водіння?
- 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,273 Відеоігри не рахуються.
- 00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,195 Тисни, крихітко!
- 00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:10,078 Дядько дозволяв посидіти за кермом, поки ми їздили в справах.
- 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,288 Авжеж.
- 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,457 Гаразд.
- 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:17,294 Уяви, що колесо — це циферблат.
- 00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:20,464 Ти покладеш руки на десяту і другу.
- 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:28,180 А тепер правою рукою перемкни на літеру D.
- 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:31,058 Не поспішай. Ти новачок.
- 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,143 Нерви — це цілком нормально.
- 00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:35,979 Запамʼятай, обережність — це твій друг.
- 00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:45,906 Також ми поважаємо обмеження швидкості.
- 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:51,078 Я капітан цього корабля, юна леді.
- 00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,841 Ця школа з кожним роком все дивніша.
- 00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:15,602 Тепер я капітан.
- 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,117 У неї все літо була книга заклинань Ґуді,
- 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,120 і тобі не спало на думку звернути на це мою увагу?
- 00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:35,205 Ми з Ґомесом послали тебе сюди,
- 00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:38,333 щоб вона не піддавалася своїм найгіршим інстинктам.
- 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,918 Де твоя відданість нам?
- 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,965 Звісно, ти член цієї родини.
- 00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:47,551 Моя злість на тебе це не применшує.
- 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,346 Перестати ставитися до тебе, як до слуги?
- 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,432 Коли ми таке робили?
- 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,105 Річ. Приглуши світло!
- 00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:04,234 Річ. Долий мені, старий.
- 00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:05,652 Цього разу не жалій.
- 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,155 Ще трохи.
- 00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:10,323 Ще трохи.
- 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:11,408 Ще…
- 00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:13,827 {\an8}Спинися! Що ти робиш?
- 00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:16,496 Не рухайся, хлопче.
- 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,918 Вибач, старий!
- 00:24:25,046 --> 00:24:30,552 Визнаю, може, іноді ми перегинали.
- 00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:35,140 Мені дуже шкода, що ми такі залежні від твоєї твердої руки.
- 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:40,187 Не переносити на тебе мої погані стосунки з Венздей?
- 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:43,565 Вони не погані!
- 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,234 Вони напружені.
- 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,335 ВІЛЛОВГІЛЛ
- 00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:06,713 Не дочекаюся наступного уроку.
- 00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:12,719 ПСИХІАТРИЧНА ЛІКАРНЯ «ВІЛЛОВГІЛЛ»
- 00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:17,557 Я до Тайлера Ґалпіна.
- 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:20,018 Гей, Росе, поглянь.
- 00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:23,605 Ще одна дивна фанатка, яка упадає за гайдом.
- 00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:28,735 Не марнуй наш час і знайди собі якусь іншу навʼязливу ідею.
- 00:25:28,818 --> 00:25:31,196 Бойбенд чи щенят.
- 00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:35,242 Дзвоніть керівництву й скажіть, що Венздей Аддамс тут.
- 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:38,495 Аддамс із двома Д, як у слові «угіддя».
- 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:51,466 Желейку?
- 00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:56,680 Я вражена.
- 00:25:56,763 --> 00:26:01,518 Як прихильниця формальностей, ти не лишила жодної невідміченої галочки.
- 00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:03,812 Не перший мій божевільний злочинець.
- 00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:05,230 Коли я побачу Тайлера?
- 00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:08,942 Притримай кіски. Це має вирішити лікарка Фейрберн.
- 00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:10,735 Це дресирувальниця Тайлера?
- 00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:12,362 Дресирувальниця?
- 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,197 Ми не зоопарк.
- 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:18,285 Точно. Зоопарки не вдають, що завдяки електрошоку й коктейлям пігулок
- 00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:20,203 природа тварини може змінитися.
- 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:23,915 Лікарка Фейрберн — головна психіатриня
- 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:28,211 і піонерка у сфері психічного здоровʼя ізгоїв.
- 00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:30,130 У мене десь є її книжка.
- 00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:34,551 Її книжка…
- 00:26:36,052 --> 00:26:38,054 {\an8}<i>«Що в голові ізгоя».</i>
- 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:41,099 Вона до прочитання в усіх медичних школах країни.
- 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:44,352 Фейрберн навіть її підписала.
- 00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:47,314 Лікарка Фейрберн — ізгой?
- 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,609 Ні. А яка різниця?
- 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:53,778 Це наче вегетаріанець пише книжку про канібалізм.
- 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:56,281 Завжди скептично ставилася до психіатрів.
- 00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:57,198 Я теж.
- 00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:04,122 Вітаю, Венздей.
- 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:06,249 Я лікарка Фейрберн.
- 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,336 Тайлер часто про тебе говорить.
- 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:12,964 Лиш би моє імʼя лишало в нього неприємний присмак.
- 00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:15,967 Дякую, Джуді.
- 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:17,802 Пройдімося.
- 00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:27,604 Чому ти хочеш побачити Тайлера?
- 00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:29,731 Цитуючи мою колишню психіатриню,
- 00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:32,359 котру Тайлер випотрошив, як упійману форель,
- 00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:33,943 мені потрібне завершення.
- 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:37,280 Я схвалила твоє клопотання кілька тижнів тому
- 00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:39,616 і знала, що рано чи пізно ти покажешся.
- 00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:43,995 Гадаю, ти прийшла сьогодні через убивство Донована Ґалпіна.
- 00:27:45,538 --> 00:27:46,873 Тайлер чув новини?
- 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:52,170 Тайлер виявився особливо маніпулятивним і незговірливим пацієнтом.
- 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:56,883 Звісно, я не мала справи з гайдом раніше, тому це незвідана територія.
- 00:27:56,966 --> 00:27:58,385 А Мерилін Торнгілл?
- 00:27:58,468 --> 00:28:01,096 Досі заперечує, що вона господарка Тайлера.
- 00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:03,890 Її тримають в іншому закладі.
- 00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:06,935 Я відпрацьовую теорію, що чим довше вони окремо,
- 00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:08,812 то слабшим стає їхній звʼязок.
- 00:28:08,895 --> 00:28:12,607 Припускаю, ми з вами розмовляємо, бо вам потрібна моя допомога.
- 00:28:13,316 --> 00:28:15,944 Мої традиційні методи не дають результатів,
- 00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:17,570 тож, гадаю, час піти…
- 00:28:18,279 --> 00:28:19,698 неортодоксальним шляхом.
- 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:21,282 Ну, ви знаєте як кажуть.
- 00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:25,578 Не вдається нейтралізувати добротою, спробуй смертельну інʼєкцію.
- 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:27,080 Сюди.
- 00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:42,429 Ти можеш бути психологічним шоком, який потрібен Тайлеру,
- 00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:44,222 щоб розпочати реабілітацію.
- 00:28:45,181 --> 00:28:48,393 Якщо мій вигляд завдасть йому хоч краплю болю, я за.
- 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:02,907 Ти будеш у повній безпеці,
- 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:05,994 але якщо відчуєш загрозу чи якийсь дискомфорт,
- 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:07,871 тисни червону кнопку на стіні.
- 00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:09,914 Я стежитиму за всім на моніторі.
- 00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:13,001 Не спускайте очей, будь ласка.
- 00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:50,288 Ну, як тобі місцина?
- 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:58,797 Початково це призначалося для вовкулаки-шизофреніка,
- 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,884 який влаштував звірячу розправу під час повного місяця влітку 92-го.
- 00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:05,887 Іронічно, враховуючи, що тебе побив вовкулака.
- 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:10,391 Твоя хвороблива цікавість неминуче мала привести тебе сюди.
- 00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:13,812 Я знав, що ти захочеш побачити мене знову.
- 00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:17,106 Це та оманлива брехня, яку ти повторюєш собі на самоті?
- 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:20,026 Єдина, хто бреше собі, це ти, Венздей.
- 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:22,862 Ти відчула в мені монстра.
- 00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:24,823 Закохалася в нього.
- 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:30,745 Ми два чорні серця, готові разом пограбувати світ.
- 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,456 Пограбуєш хіба стаканчик фруктів на вечерю.
- 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:36,960 Поводишся, наче ти тут найрозумніша, але це не так.
- 00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:40,797 Чому ж я по цей бік ґрат?
- 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,006 Бо тобі пощастило.
- 00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:54,018 Твій батько мертвий.
- 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:58,022 Його вбили вчора ввечері.
- 00:31:03,444 --> 00:31:04,696 Як він був убитий?
- 00:31:04,779 --> 00:31:05,780 Жорстоко.
- 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,741 Ще одна жертва померла тією ж смертю.
- 00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:11,327 Давній партнер твого батька. Карл Бредбері.
- 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,371 Два вбивства за два дні.
- 00:31:15,164 --> 00:31:17,458 Обидва повʼязані з твоєю родиною.
- 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,044 Ти мене піймала, Венздей.
- 00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:24,340 Я кримінальний геній, що смикає за ниточки звідси.
- 00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:26,467 А хто ще хотів би його смерті?
- 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:29,220 Тобі потрібна моя допомога?
- 00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:33,516 Мені це лестить, але куди веселіше
- 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,352 спостерігати, як ти нишпориш у темряві.
- 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:40,398 Передавай привіт Енід.
- 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,737 Скажи, що я вбʼю її наступного разу, коли побачу.
- 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:48,948 Хай заплатить за те, що пхала носа в мої справи.
- 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:53,244 Я хочу, щоб її крики переслідували тебе до кінця життя.
- 00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:56,247 Маєш рацію.
- 00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:00,752 Я хотіла тебе побачити.
- 00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:05,298 Видовище закутого й ув’язненого тебе тішить моє темне серце.
- 00:32:06,215 --> 00:32:08,176 Торнгілл обрала тебе в маріонетки
- 00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:11,054 не лише тому, що побачила в тобі сплячого гайда.
- 00:32:11,137 --> 00:32:12,847 Вона узріла тебе справжнього.
- 00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:15,308 Замінний нікчема.
- 00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:17,644 Недалекий шкільний хуліган,
- 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:21,731 якому нічого запропонувати світові, окрім посередніх навичок баристи.
- 00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:26,694 Твоя швидкоплинна мить слави згасне швидше, ніж пересічна зовнішність.
- 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:30,657 Думка про те, що ти гниєш у цій камері як безславна посередність…
- 00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:33,409 найкраща помста.
- 00:32:40,249 --> 00:32:42,001 З мене цих відвідин досить.
- 00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:45,797 Я вже поселилася у твоїй збоченій голові.
- 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:15,451 Людський мозок — найголодніший орган у тілі,
- 00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:18,746 який споживає 20 %…
- 00:33:20,331 --> 00:33:21,165 Хто це зробив?
- 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:23,626 Ану!
- 00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:25,586 Не мовчи!
- 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,344 Послухайте, люди.
- 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,931 Якщо винуватець не розкриється…
- 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,766 У нас проблема. Гайда.
- 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:42,186 …решту семестру лишатиметеся після уроків.
- 00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:44,564 Я стежу за вами двома.
- 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:48,651 Що?
- 00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:51,195 Твій вихованець-зомбі, Сьорб,
- 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:52,655 утік.
- 00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,996 То в тебе не було уроку водіння?
- 00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:01,622 Ні. Він не зʼявився.
- 00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:16,304 Хочеш підготуватися до тесту Орлова з анатомії?
- 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:18,639 -Може, він і голова в банці, але… -Ага.
- 00:34:26,689 --> 00:34:27,857 А це тут звідки?
- 00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:28,900 {\an8}РІЧ
- 00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:32,403 Це для Речі.
- 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:37,283 Річ?
- 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:39,952 Хтось є вдома?
- 00:34:41,996 --> 00:34:44,624 Річ? Ти пив?
- 00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:47,668 Як це взагалі… Знаєш що? Байдуже.
- 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,420 Даси нам секунду?
- 00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:50,922 -Так. -Дякую.
- 00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:54,383 Річ. Тобі пакунок.
- 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:58,262 Не знаю, чи це на День усіх дурнів, чи від переслідувача Венздей.
- 00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:07,396 Твій знімок з відділення поліції в Нормалі, Іллінойс.
- 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,482 Існує місто Нормал?
- 00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:11,359 Хто такий Фернандо Фінґертіпс?
- 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,444 Твій перший псевдонім?
- 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,655 Ага, легко запамʼятовується.
- 00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:22,537 «Знайшов це, прибираючи стару криївку.
- 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:25,123 З днем народження, моя дорога третя руко.
- 00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:28,501 Ржання й розіграшів, твій спільник, Фестер».
- 00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:31,629 Річ! У тебе день народження?
- 00:35:32,588 --> 00:35:34,257 Ні, Венздей мені не сказала!
- 00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:37,552 Уся родина Аддамсів забула про твій день народження?
- 00:35:38,636 --> 00:35:39,595 Мені дуже шкода.
- 00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:41,055 Знаєш що?
- 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,599 Ти почесний член Вовчої зграї.
- 00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:45,935 Візьмімо тебе сьогодні на святкування!
- 00:35:47,895 --> 00:35:49,647 Бруно! Боже мій!
- 00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:50,731 Що сталося? Ти…
- 00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:10,293 Так?
- 00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:17,550 Є новини про місис Аддамс?
- 00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:19,510 Я віддала їй список донорів.
- 00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:21,179 Вона його перегляне,
- 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:24,682 і ми зустрінемося в кінці тижня обговорити стратегію.
- 00:36:24,765 --> 00:36:27,393 Привернула її увагу до номера один у списку?
- 00:36:28,769 --> 00:36:31,355 На жаль, вони з матірʼю віддалилися.
- 00:36:32,648 --> 00:36:33,983 Наскільки віддалилися?
- 00:36:34,066 --> 00:36:35,902 Вона відмовляється їй дзвонити.
- 00:36:39,113 --> 00:36:42,200 Естер Фрамп — ключова фігура всієї кампанії.
- 00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:44,118 Це 15-метрова акула,
- 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:48,247 яка дасть сигнал іншій великій рибі, що «Невермор» варто зберегти.
- 00:36:49,415 --> 00:36:51,792 Тоді чому ви не кажете це місис Аддамс?
- 00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,962 Бо ти можеш бути куди переконливішою.
- 00:36:57,715 --> 00:37:00,509 Ви ж не просите мене заспівати їй пісню сирени?
- 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:01,802 Звісно ні.
- 00:37:02,428 --> 00:37:03,554 Я тобі наказую.
- 00:37:08,267 --> 00:37:11,103 Ви більше ніколи мене не примушуватимете.
- 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,569 Гарна спроба, міс Барклі.
- 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:20,905 Так.
- 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:27,161 Сувенірчик, який я підібрав в антикварній крамничці у Флорида-Кіс.
- 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,329 Гарний, чи не так?
- 00:37:29,163 --> 00:37:33,209 А ось це зроблено з крихітних шматочків коринфського корала,
- 00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:35,920 тому я несприйнятливий до твоєї пісні сирени.
- 00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:37,713 Завжди ношу його з собою.
- 00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:42,134 Бачиш, ключ до перемоги
- 00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:44,845 і в гольфі, і в житті —
- 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,681 не зводити очей з мʼяча.
- 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:48,641 Я допоможу тобі зосередитися.
- 00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:51,352 Ми обоє знаємо, твоє майбутнє в моїх руках.
- 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:53,229 Я можу тебе вивищити
- 00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:54,897 або розчавити.
- 00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:56,482 Зрозуміла?
- 00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:02,697 Скористайся своїм даром
- 00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:06,659 і залучи Мортицію Аддамс і її любу матінку на наш бік.
- 00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:24,677 Річ?
- 00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:29,974 Чекай, де Енід?
- 00:38:38,065 --> 00:38:39,775 <i>Тепер я привернув твою увагу?</i>
- 00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:41,777 Хто ти, і де Енід?
- 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:43,487 <i>Гра щойно почалася.</i>
- 00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:47,283 <i>У тебе 30 хвилин, щоб знайти</i> <i>свою вовкулачку, або піде на забій.</i>
- 00:38:47,950 --> 00:38:50,077 <i>Залучиш ще когось — і гру закінчено.</i>
- 00:38:50,786 --> 00:38:51,787 <i>Я спостерігаю.</i>
- 00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:53,748 <i>Тік-так, міс Аддамс.</i>
- 00:39:07,219 --> 00:39:10,014 {\an8}ЗІГРАЙ МЕРТВУ
- 00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:27,239 Бруно!
- 00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:30,117 Бруно!
- 00:39:31,243 --> 00:39:32,328 Ти живий?
- 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:33,913 Енід…
- 00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:36,999 Де ми?
- 00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:39,835 Гадаю, ми у Вежі Яго.
- 00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:44,548 Здається, тут дуже давно нікого не було.
- 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:48,594 Її закрили багато років тому через пошкодження від електричної бурі.
- 00:39:57,311 --> 00:39:58,854 Хто міг зробити це з нами?
- 00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:05,653 Гаразд, Аяксе!
- 00:40:06,695 --> 00:40:08,906 Чудовий розіграш! Тепер відпусти нас.
- 00:40:10,699 --> 00:40:11,700 Аяксе?
- 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:22,628 Не думаю, що це розіграш.
- 00:40:29,718 --> 00:40:32,096 Венздей, що ти тут робиш?
- 00:40:32,179 --> 00:40:33,639 Шукаю свою сусідку.
- 00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:36,225 Оце збіг. Я шукала тебе.
- 00:40:36,308 --> 00:40:39,019 Я збираю оркестр для гала.
- 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:40,521 Хочу тебе на віолончелі.
- 00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:42,982 У мене нема на це часу, а крім того,
- 00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:46,026 коли ви почули мою гру, компліментів не прозвучало.
- 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:49,405 Годі тобі. Я лише сказала, якщо хочеш досягти величі,
- 00:40:49,488 --> 00:40:52,199 віддай музиці контроль.
- 00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:57,413 Інакше ти будеш просто… грати по нотах.
- 00:40:57,496 --> 00:40:58,581 Механічно.
- 00:41:00,624 --> 00:41:02,293 Репетиція о 15:00. Пʼятниця.
- 00:41:02,376 --> 00:41:03,878 Сподіваюся, ти там будеш.
- 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:10,926 Це не літери.
- 00:41:12,178 --> 00:41:13,137 Це ноти.
- 00:41:23,397 --> 00:41:24,773 Серце — це орган.
- 00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:39,705 Ре — D, мі — E, ля — A, ре — D. DEAD.
- 00:41:47,254 --> 00:41:49,048 Спробую зіграти їх разом.
- 00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:56,597 Гайда.
- 00:42:13,405 --> 00:42:16,659 Якби сьогодні був повний місяць, нас би вже тут не було.
- 00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:19,662 Мені так шкода, Бруно.
- 00:42:21,413 --> 00:42:22,748 Це не твоя провина.
- 00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:24,625 У якомусь сенсі моя.
- 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:27,503 Це явно повʼязано з моєю сусідкою.
- 00:42:27,586 --> 00:42:30,422 Вона наче темна Полярна зоря для убивць-психів.
- 00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:33,050 Чому ти з нею дружиш?
- 00:42:35,135 --> 00:42:36,470 Бо хоча Венздей
- 00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:39,139 буквально тунель у кінці мого світла,
- 00:42:41,141 --> 00:42:42,893 я не уявляю без неї життя.
- 00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:47,523 Круто, що ти з нею до кінця.
- 00:42:48,607 --> 00:42:50,234 Наразі наголос на кінці.
- 00:42:52,611 --> 00:42:54,405 Якби ж у мене був хтось такий.
- 00:43:01,453 --> 00:43:03,664 Треба знайти спосіб вибратися звідси.
- 00:43:05,165 --> 00:43:07,835 Ланцюги не розірвати, та, може, ми вислизнемо,
- 00:43:07,918 --> 00:43:09,753 якщо знайдемо правильний кут.
- 00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:11,547 Ти мусиш…
- 00:43:12,214 --> 00:43:13,090 Спробуй…
- 00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:15,050 -Твоє плече. -Розведи ноги.
- 00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:23,267 Думала, ти вставив у цю штуку нові батарейки.
- 00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:26,854 Це повний заряд, по-твоєму?
- 00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:58,385 ГОДИННИК ЦОКАЄ
- 00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:06,310 Це Вежа Яго.
- 00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:10,105 Гайда.
- 00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:16,862 -Вибач, ти можеш просто… Чекай. Ні… -Лиш твоє плече…
- 00:44:22,451 --> 00:44:23,285 Агов.
- 00:44:24,286 --> 00:44:25,120 Агов.
- 00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:27,331 Нічого не вийшло.
- 00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:34,463 З тобою все добре?
- 00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:35,547 Усе гаразд.
- 00:44:35,631 --> 00:44:38,550 Іноді таке буває, коли я в стресі чи нервую.
- 00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:40,094 Це вовче скуління.
- 00:44:41,804 --> 00:44:44,139 Пізно розквітлі вовки страждають на це.
- 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,686 Я останнім у сімʼї перевернувся.
- 00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:51,605 Не може бути.
- 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:53,691 Я теж.
- 00:44:53,774 --> 00:44:55,651 У мене теж було таке з кігтями.
- 00:44:56,819 --> 00:44:59,154 -Пробував квадратне дихання? -Ні.
- 00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:03,325 Чотири вдихаємо.
- 00:45:04,326 --> 00:45:05,411 Чотири затримуємо.
- 00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:08,789 Чотири видихаємо.
- 00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:39,403 Енід!
- 00:45:39,486 --> 00:45:40,988 Венздей! Слава Богу!
- 00:45:41,071 --> 00:45:43,031 Маєш витягти нас звідси!
- 00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:45,492 Річ, зламай їхні замки.
- 00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:52,249 Річ, бережися!
- 00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:55,377 Річ! Ти цілий?
- 00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:08,348 Венздей!
- 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:09,767 Ти куди?
- 00:46:26,408 --> 00:46:27,534 «Чого ти не видиш?»
- 00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:29,995 {\an8}ВІДПОВІДЬ ВВЕДЕШ, ДРУЗІВ ВИВЕДЕШ
- 00:46:30,996 --> 00:46:32,122 Боже мій!
- 00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:37,836 По, Данте,
- 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,421 Шеллі, Дікенс…
- 00:46:40,088 --> 00:46:41,882 Венздей, маєш поспішити!
- 00:46:43,175 --> 00:46:46,303 Кожен стіс — зібрання творів відомого письменника.
- 00:46:48,722 --> 00:46:49,723 Венздей!
- 00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:52,226 Пруст, Толстой…
- 00:46:54,102 --> 00:46:56,772 Відповідь — це книга, якої бракує.
- 00:46:57,898 --> 00:47:00,609 Якщо я це переживу, я вимагаю день у спа!
- 00:47:00,692 --> 00:47:01,652 Веллс…
- 00:47:02,444 --> 00:47:05,030 -«Клуб нянь»? -Скільки їх там?
- 00:47:05,948 --> 00:47:07,825 -131. -Трясця. Це всі.
- 00:47:07,908 --> 00:47:10,786 -Якщо не рахувати графічних романів… -Мовчи.
- 00:47:14,748 --> 00:47:16,500 Але «чого ти не видиш»…
- 00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:20,504 Звісно! «Невидимець» Герберта Веллса!
- 00:47:20,587 --> 00:47:21,421 Гей!
- 00:47:25,217 --> 00:47:26,385 Венздей, час минув!
- 00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:31,431 НЕВИДИМЕЦЬ
- 00:47:42,776 --> 00:47:44,319 Венздей, тобі вдалося!
- 00:47:58,667 --> 00:47:59,751 Хто там?
- 00:48:08,677 --> 00:48:10,637 З Днем усіх дурнів, Венздей.
- 00:48:12,222 --> 00:48:15,475 Мій божевільний переслідувач — невидима 13-річка?
- 00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:22,399 Нас не представили.
- 00:48:22,482 --> 00:48:24,067 Я Аґнес Деміль,
- 00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:25,903 твоя суперфанатка номер один.
- 00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:31,700 Ти ж не сподіваєшся, що я повірю, що ти влаштувала такий розіграш сама.
- 00:48:31,783 --> 00:48:34,036 Мені допомогли деякі давінчі.
- 00:48:34,119 --> 00:48:37,331 Я шантажувала їх викривальними фото зі снепчату.
- 00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:38,999 Переваги невидимості.
- 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:43,712 Я запитала себе ЩЗ…
- 00:48:44,671 --> 00:48:45,505 В.
- 00:48:46,131 --> 00:48:47,507 Що б зробила Венздей?
- 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:49,676 Це мої слова, мала психопатко!
- 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,305 Я знала, якщо придумаю найзбоченішу гру, приверну твою увагу.
- 00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:57,267 Сподіваюся, це відповідає твоїм високим стандартам.
- 00:48:58,268 --> 00:49:00,520 Визнай, ти трішечки вражена.
- 00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:04,232 Не віриться, що нас ледь не проштрикнула твоя копія-фанатка.
- 00:49:06,109 --> 00:49:07,611 Може, відповісти тим же?
- 00:49:07,694 --> 00:49:10,822 Прибери кігті, веселкова Барбі.
- 00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:15,494 Крім того, ти отримала час на самоті з красунчиком зі зграї. Будь ласка.
- 00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:19,164 Ти мало не спалила мій роман на Ватрі фундатора.
- 00:49:19,247 --> 00:49:20,791 О, це була лише закуска.
- 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:23,168 Головна страва ось.
- 00:49:23,251 --> 00:49:26,171 А нащо вбивати Ґалпіна й підкладати його око Енід?
- 00:49:26,254 --> 00:49:28,215 Те очне яблуко було справжнім?
- 00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:29,716 Я не вбивала Ґалпіна.
- 00:49:30,550 --> 00:49:32,344 Я хотіла стати твоєю подругою.
- 00:49:32,928 --> 00:49:34,930 Не наступною справою про вбивство.
- 00:49:36,181 --> 00:49:38,725 Візьми це як… сувенір.
- 00:49:40,727 --> 00:49:43,271 Я вже прогортала його повідомлення.
- 00:49:44,064 --> 00:49:45,482 І його імейли.
- 00:49:45,565 --> 00:49:47,609 Якщо не ти його вбила, тоді хто?
- 00:49:48,276 --> 00:49:50,195 Я можу помогти тобі зʼясувати.
- 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:59,663 Лиш у Венздей може бути кілька переслідувачів.
- 00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:01,832 Є ще вільне місце?
- 00:50:01,915 --> 00:50:03,917 Мавпувальники йдуть сходами.
- 00:50:13,051 --> 00:50:15,595 {\an8}КОТЕДЖ РОТВУД
- 00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:25,272 Бʼянко!
- 00:50:25,897 --> 00:50:28,191 Який сюрприз. Будь ласка, заходь.
- 00:50:30,777 --> 00:50:32,404 Ти щось забула, люба?
- 00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:35,115 Насправді так.
- 00:50:37,617 --> 00:50:38,952 Звʼяжіться з матірʼю.
- 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,371 Запросіть її на гала.
- 00:50:41,955 --> 00:50:43,790 І отримайте велику пожертву.
- 00:50:44,416 --> 00:50:47,044 Вона ваш пріоритет.
- 00:50:49,004 --> 00:50:49,880 Так.
- 00:50:50,839 --> 00:50:51,757 Саме так.
- 00:50:52,799 --> 00:50:53,675 Маман.
- 00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:56,053 Треба їй подзвонити.
- 00:51:00,098 --> 00:51:03,560 Ви не згадаєте, що я тут була, місис Аддамс.
- 00:51:09,649 --> 00:51:10,609 На добраніч.
- 00:51:32,506 --> 00:51:35,467 Я забула про твій день народження. І це непростимо.
- 00:51:36,343 --> 00:51:39,137 Сподіваюся, це компенсує мої провали в памʼяті.
- 00:51:42,307 --> 00:51:45,811 Старовинні лещата для великих пальців. Наполеонівська епоха.
- 00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:49,606 Розроблені Анатолем Діблером, найвідомішим катом Франції.
- 00:51:51,149 --> 00:51:53,151 Готова стати твоєю першою жертвою.
- 00:52:01,451 --> 00:52:03,245 Я теж хвилююся за Енід.
- 00:52:04,037 --> 00:52:07,749 Викриття моєї рудої переслідувачки було небажаним відволіканням.
- 00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:12,963 Якщо мені вдасться повернути дар, гадаю, я зможу врятувати Енід
- 00:52:13,046 --> 00:52:15,465 і зʼясувати, хто вбив Ґалпіна й Бредбері.
- 00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:19,094 Зазирнімо ще раз у книгу Ґуді.
- 00:52:19,177 --> 00:52:21,012 Ти знайшов там якісь відповіді?
- 00:52:24,766 --> 00:52:25,600 Де вона?
- 00:52:30,021 --> 00:52:31,523 Її забрала матінка?
- 00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:06,224 <i>Ви звʼязалися з директором Дортом.</i> <i>Я недоступний, але без паніки.</i>
- 00:53:06,308 --> 00:53:08,518 <i>Залиште повідомлення, і я передзвоню.</i>
- 00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:10,645 <i>Памʼятайте, «Невермор» довіку.</i>
- 00:53:11,354 --> 00:53:12,898 Це Ґейб Пакард.
- 00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:16,818 Хочу повідомити, що я більше не навчаю студентів «Невермор».
- 00:53:16,902 --> 00:53:19,613 Енід Синклер розпекла мене до краю.
- 00:53:52,604 --> 00:53:53,438 Що?
- 00:57:29,612 --> 00:57:32,115 Переклад субтитрів: Людмила Речич
- 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,567 СВЕТЛАЯ ПАМЯТЬ ИНИД СИНКЛЕР
- 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:47,500 ЗЛО ЖИВЕТ ЗДЕСЬ
- 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:22,071 УЭНЗДЕЙ
- 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:27,785 ГЛАВА 2 ЗНАКОМЫЙ ДЬЯВОЛ
- 00:06:33,142 --> 00:06:34,894 ГОМЕС АДДАМС, АДВОКАТ
- 00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:26,495 3 СООБЩЕНИЯ
- 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,123 Я ВИЖУ ТЕБЯ, УЭНСДЕЙ. НЕ ИГНОРИРУЙ МЕНЯ!
- 00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:55,668 С ДНЁМ ПРИКОЛОВ!
- 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:02,132 КАФЕ «ОБЛИЧИТЕЛЬ»
- 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:19,778 ШКОЛА ВОЖДЕНИЯ «ТРЕТИЙ ЛИШНИЙ»
- 00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:03,210 УИЛЛОУ ХИЛЛ
- 00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:13,470 ПСИХИАТРИЧЕСКАЯ БОЛЬНИЦА УИЛЛОУ ХИЛЛ
- 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:38,138 «КЛЮЧ К СОЗНАНИЮ ИЗГОЯ» ДОКТОР РЭЙЧЕЛ ФЕЙРБЕРН
- 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:28,274 ВЕЩЬ
- 00:39:07,386 --> 00:39:10,014 УМРИ
- 00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:13,053 УМРИ
- 00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:58,427 ЧАСИКИ ТИКАЮТ
- 00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:29,870 ЧЕГО ТЫ НЕ ВИДИШЬ? ОТВЕТЬ, ЧТОБЫ ОСВОБОДИТЬ ДРУЗЕЙ
- 00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:15,095 САДОВЫЙ ДОМИК РОТВУД
- 00:53:09,394 --> 00:53:11,313 БАРРИ ДОРТ
- 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:17,851 <i>Wednesday, hurry!</i>
- 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:19,519 {\an8}<i>This is all your fault.</i>
- 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:21,021 <i>Wednesday…</i>
- 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:23,648 <i>Wednesday…</i>
- 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:25,692 <i>I died because of you!</i>
- 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:27,694 Enid!
- 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:29,863 Enid's fine, dear.
- 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:32,115 It's you I'm worried about.
- 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:35,410 Mother.
- 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:39,664 When it comes to your ability, I asked you to be honest with me.
- 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,791 I know what those tears mean.
- 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:44,252 It's psychic exhaustion.
- 00:00:44,335 --> 00:00:47,297 That's what happens when you abuse your gift.
- 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:48,590 I've harnessed it.
- 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:50,967 You sound just like your aunt.
- 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:53,928 How do I get the tears to go away?
- 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:58,224 Well… you can start by giving me Goody's book of spells.
- 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:01,644 Don't be upset with him. He was worried sick.
- 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:04,355 As was I.
- 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:09,402 Goody was my spirit guide. That book belongs to me.
- 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:12,072 This isn't something you can control.
- 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,991 You have to be patient and wait for your new guide.
- 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,910 They will appear when the time is right.
- 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:18,453 I don't have that time.
- 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:20,747 Not after tonight.
- 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:24,501 You never believe the rules apply to you.
- 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,711 And I applaud that.
- 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:29,422 But you cannot bend your psychic ability to your will.
- 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,299 And you can't expect me to bend to yours.
- 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:35,804 You cannot tell me to blaze my own trail and then put up these roadblocks.
- 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:37,305 I am not your enemy.
- 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:38,264 I am your mother.
- 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:41,476 Your ability is not a weapon to be deployed.
- 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:43,520 It's a gift to be respected.
- 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,356 I liked you better a crystal ball away.
- 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:50,276 Well, one day I won't be here anymore.
- 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,404 And you can recklessly live your life as you see fit.
- 00:01:58,284 --> 00:02:01,287 You were supposed to help me protect her.
- 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,082 Most of all, from herself.
- 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:14,926 <i>Galpin's warning, Xavier's painting,</i>
- 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:18,304 <i>and my vision of Enid's death…</i>
- 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:23,268 <i>they all have a certain one-eyed,</i> <i>black-winged bird in common.</i>
- 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:26,771 Lurch?
- 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,107 We need to make a stop.
- 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,182 {\an8}Galpin!
- 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:18,323 How can it be breaking and entering if everything is already broken?
- 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:22,744 {\an8}Galpin?
- 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:26,206 {\an8}I know you're lurking somewhere in this suburban squalor.
- 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:34,464 {\an8}I don't have time for your drunken stupors.
- 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:36,174 I need you to tell me about your case.
- 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:30,353 Murdered by a murder of crows.
- 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:35,733 What a perfectly ironic death wasted on the least ironic man I ever met.
- 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:40,029 Let's see if he can finally offer some useful investigative insight.
- 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,824 It's my only clue to saving Enid.
- 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:52,041 I'm not seeing anything.
- 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:02,176 My ability.
- 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:05,513 It's not working.
- 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:12,812 Freeze!
- 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,691 Wednesday Addams, you're under arrest.
- 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:31,748 -What were you doing at Galpin's house? -He asked me to stop by.
- 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,124 In the middle of the night?
- 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:34,959 What were you doing there, Sheriff?
- 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:40,465 Turns out, the last person to have his eyes pecked out
- 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:42,675 called Galpin right before he died.
- 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,344 You remember him?
- 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:45,678 Carl Bradbury?
- 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:49,307 I wanted to know what they had discussed, but Galpin wasn't answering his cell.
- 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:52,018 A phone that has since vanished.
- 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,937 There was no trace when we searched Galpin's house.
- 00:05:55,938 --> 00:05:57,940 You wouldn't know anything about that?
- 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:01,569 I didn't take his phone. And why are you questioning me?
- 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:05,198 Galpin's son, Tyler, is a psychopath who hates his father.
- 00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:08,284 Who's to say he didn't orchestrate this?
- 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,662 Tyler's safely locked away at Willow Hill.
- 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:13,873 And you were at both crime scenes.
- 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:15,875 What aren't you telling me, Ms. Addams?
- 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:17,210 Volumes, no doubt.
- 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,588 You could dangle her over a pit of rattlesnakes,
- 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:22,965 and she still wouldn't tell you her secrets.
- 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,468 Trust me, I've tried.
- 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:28,930 I'm allowed to question your daughter, Mr. Addams.
- 00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:31,140 You can sit back there, quietly.
- 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:33,559 I'm also her lawyer.
- 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,688 And I don't do anything quietly.
- 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:41,109 If you wish to speak to my client again, you'll need a court order.
- 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,531 Have a good night.
- 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:54,872 I was fixing my nightcap when Lurch burst in.
- 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,916 Almost choked on my olive.
- 00:06:56,999 --> 00:06:59,001 I've never seen the old boy so agitated.
- 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:01,754 And Mother?
- 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:05,425 Hmm. This stays between us.
- 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,553 To Galpin.
- 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:14,976 Why were you at his house?
- 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,770 Are you asking as my lawyer or as my father?
- 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:22,525 I can recognize when a fellow card player is keeping some aces up their sleeve.
- 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:23,693 I respect that.
- 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:26,320 But bluffing only gets you so far.
- 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:29,615 I saw Galpin yesterday.
- 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:32,493 He was working on a case, asked for my help.
- 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:35,204 You get your reckless curiosity from me.
- 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,373 That's why your mother's so worried about you.
- 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,959 You need to pack her trunks and take her back home.
- 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:41,961 I'm afraid her mind is made up.
- 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:43,337 She's staying.
- 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:44,464 Trust me.
- 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,757 That casket is closed.
- 00:07:52,054 --> 00:07:53,764 What happened to Aunt Ophelia?
- 00:07:58,394 --> 00:08:00,062 That, my little poison pen…
- 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,691 is not my story to tell.
- 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,752 You weren't there at lights out last night.
- 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:25,213 Don't worry, I didn't tell Ajax.
- 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:27,715 What were you doing in the Hummers Shed?
- 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:30,593 Tell me you weren't eating my bees like your creepy uncle.
- 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:35,890 I know you and I aren't exactly friends, but can you keep a secret?
- 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:40,603 I swear, if even one of my bees is missing, I'm telling Wedn…
- 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:49,070 Down, boy!
- 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:55,868 What is that?
- 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:57,620 The coolest thing ever!
- 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,039 Now we have a pet and a best friend!
- 00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:02,166 Watch this. It gets cooler.
- 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:06,837 Remember that story Ajax told us the first night here?
- 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,256 It's all true.
- 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:13,427 I jump-started his clockwork heart and brought him back to life.
- 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:16,514 This really is the boy from the Skull Tree.
- 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:18,140 He's not an urban legend.
- 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,392 He was one of us.
- 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:22,353 Which is why we should keep him locked up in here forever.
- 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,690 I don't think that's a very safe idea.
- 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:28,359 Or a sanitary one.
- 00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:30,528 We need to tell someone before he eats us.
- 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:31,445 He won't.
- 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,948 Besides, he's got no brain.
- 00:09:34,031 --> 00:09:35,825 Which means he's as harmless as a slug.
- 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,704 He is hungry, though.
- 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,247 What about honey?
- 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,873 It's nature's perfect food.
- 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:46,836 Uh, antioxidant, antibacterial, low glycemic index.
- 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:58,055 See? He likes it.
- 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,107 I think I'm going to call him Slurp.
- 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:16,616 I don't know what's been happening with my psychic ability lately.
- 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,743 There must be an answer in Goody's book.
- 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:25,416 In my last vision, Enid dies and it's all my fault.
- 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,877 Somehow it's connected to those birds.
- 00:10:29,503 --> 00:10:31,380 No one else can know about this.
- 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:35,343 Especially Enid. She's far too fragile to face her own impending doom.
- 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:47,438 Enid?
- 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:51,776 Enid!
- 00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,700 Thing, get help!
- 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,209 Mmm.
- 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,670 Blood and orange jam. My favorite.
- 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,382 Got ya! Happy Prank Day!
- 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,800 Prank Day?
- 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:17,551 It's an annual Nevermore tradition.
- 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,471 You hadn't arrived last year when we did it.
- 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:23,015 The look on your face when you thought I was dead,
- 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,225 that was priceless.
- 00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:26,477 I'll carry that memory to my grave.
- 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,604 You might end up there sooner than you think.
- 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:32,108 I was just getting you back for that fake eyeball on my pillow.
- 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,734 What fake eyeball?
- 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:42,284 I'd recognize this judgmental, beady blue-eye stare anywhere.
- 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,621 Ugh, it's so real looking.
- 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:47,790 Where'd you get it?
- 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,085 A little birdie must have dropped it off.
- 00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:54,797 Are we going to talk about what happened last night at the pyre?
- 00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:58,217 You freaked me out with the fainting spell and black tears.
- 00:11:58,801 --> 00:11:59,802 I'm fine.
- 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:02,471 If you were, Lurch wouldn't have had to carry you out of there.
- 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,557 For someone who hates being the center of attention,
- 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,809 you have a weird habit of attracting it.
- 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,602 I'd rather attract leprosy.
- 00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:12,815 I know that being popular goes against everything Wednesday-core,
- 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,484 but for the rest of us who also helped save the school,
- 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,111 it is a nice silver lining.
- 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,696 Then consider me your dark cloud.
- 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:22,700 Always.
- 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:33,919 Um, I think your stalker's back, and they somehow have my cell number.
- 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,173 Call that number back.
- 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:45,139 <i>Hey, it's Donovan Galpin.</i> <i>Leave it at the beep.</i>
- 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:48,100 Why is Galpin stalking you on my phone?
- 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,643 And why were you at his house?
- 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,437 This isn't Galpin. He was murdered.
- 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,314 -This must be his killer. -What?
- 00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:54,774 Are you pranking me now?
- 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,779 I cannot believe it's only day two of the school year,
- 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,490 and you already involved yourself in some grisly murder case.
- 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,033 Maybe you're cursed.
- 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:07,536 I feel really bad about Galpin, but I didn't even know him that well.
- 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,331 If you could leave me out of this, that would be great.
- 00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:11,832 This is my fun and freedom era.
- 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,210 I've sworn off all dead bodies this semester.
- 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,506 This is why you should stay in the dorm with Thing until I figure this out.
- 00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:23,093 You're the one being stalked by a killer. I have sharp teeth and claws, remember?
- 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,805 Also, I have my first driver's ed lesson this afternoon.
- 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,515 You're learning to drive?
- 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,475 Not all of us have chauffeurs.
- 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,369 Stay here. Study Goody's book.
- 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,454 Look for anything about regaining abilities.
- 00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:01,006 <i>Girl, you really got me goin'</i>
- 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:04,218 <i>You got me</i> <i>So I don't know what I'm doin'</i>
- 00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:07,513 <i>Yeah, you really got me now</i>
- 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,683 <i>You got me so I can't sleep at night</i>
- 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,353 <i>Yeah, you really got me now</i>
- 00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:15,312 Hey!
- 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,647 Look at her face!
- 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,735 <i>Oh yeah, you really got me now</i>
- 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,863 <i>You got me so I can't sleep at night</i>
- 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,698 <i>You really got me</i>
- 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,199 <i>You really got me</i>
- 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,451 <i>You really got me</i>
- 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,290 You know the best medicine for a broken heart?
- 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,126 Prank Day revenge,
- 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,962 courtesy of my very own flying bloodsuckers.
- 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,006 Sumatran Tiger Fleas.
- 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,426 <i>You got me so I can't sleep at night</i>
- 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,763 <i>You really got me now</i>
- 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,692 Bruno!
- 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,866 Hey. Thanks, guys.
- 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:11,410 Hey, and, uh…
- 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,246 Happy Prank Day.
- 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:21,962 Whoa! Whoa!
- 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:26,091 <i>You got me so I can't sleep at night</i> <i>You really got me, you really got me</i>
- 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:32,973 Ah!
- 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,104 Look at that, Orloff.
- 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,690 Isn't it glorious?
- 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,526 Oh, unadulterated Outcast spirit!
- 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,320 Makes my soul sing.
- 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:50,032 I detest Prank Day.
- 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:55,537 Last year, someone put eels in my jar.
- 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,925 It's Wednesday.
- 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,970 Oh, I must say, Ms. Addams,
- 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,806 you certainly know how to play to a crowd.
- 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:16,809 Burning the portrait totally caught me off guard.
- 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,978 I assumed you'd be humiliated.
- 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,522 Are you kidding me? I loved it.
- 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:24,566 Acts of defiance are what make us Outcasts.
- 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,527 Right, Dr. Orloff?
- 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,570 One quick question before you go.
- 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:32,241 Are you aware of any student or member of staff who can control birds?
- 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,493 You mean an Avian?
- 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:36,370 Why do you ask?
- 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,790 I'm working on a project about underrepresented Outcasts.
- 00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:44,712 We haven't had an Avian enrolled for at least…
- 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,423 ten years.
- 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,260 Well, have fun.
- 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,316 I love what you've done with the place.
- 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,860 Thank you.
- 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,611 Where did you find those?
- 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:14,033 From an expedition Gomez's Uncle Vasco led in the Peruvian rainforest.
- 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,118 That's Uncle Vasco on the left.
- 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,706 Nothing like family to make a house feel like a home.
- 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,044 Thank you, Lurch.
- 00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:29,631 Principal Dort was so excited you accepted the gala chair,
- 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,217 he wanted me to bring these straight over.
- 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,761 It's a list of potential donors.
- 00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:38,640 Needless to say, my daughter is not happy that I'm staying.
- 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:42,144 Well, is Wednesday ever happy about anything?
- 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,063 Mmm.
- 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,608 No, she's lucky to have a mom who's so concerned about her.
- 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,193 You and your mother aren't close?
- 00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:55,115 We spent time together this summer, um…
- 00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:59,161 digging out from under all her decisions.
- 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,245 Hmm.
- 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:03,123 Perhaps that's why the spirits have brought us together.
- 00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:06,710 I understand that need to prove yourself,
- 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,463 especially with a complicated mother.
- 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,091 I've always admired your mom.
- 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,258 Mmm.
- 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:16,470 How she built Frump Mortuaries into one of the most successful
- 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:19,348 Outcast-owned businesses in the country.
- 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,141 I'd love to do something like that.
- 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:25,104 Mama was always better with the dead than she was the living.
- 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,564 Well, I think Principal Dort was hoping
- 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:30,067 you would reach out to her for a large donation.
- 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:37,574 Ah, the last poor soul who asked Mama for a donation died of fright.
- 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:41,120 She sent him home in a casket along with the bill.
- 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:42,955 Cookie?
- 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:46,959 I shouldn't.
- 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,044 Oh.
- 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,303 He's still here.
- 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,889 I don't know if it's the smell of rotting flesh
- 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,976 or the after-effects of that ungrateful gorgon stoning us
- 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,435 that's making me nauseous.
- 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,563 All this excitement's making me hungry.
- 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:08,772 What is that?
- 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,525 Mystery meat sandwich. From the cafeteria.
- 00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,569 Nobody actually eats those.
- 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:17,239 The meat's made from ground up chicken brains and pig butts.
- 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,158 I think it's tasty.
- 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:22,494 It reminds me of my Uncle Fester's Romanian goulash.
- 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,872 -Eugh. -Said he makes it with real ghouls.
- 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,416 He likes it too. Good Slurp.
- 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,876 No surprise.
- 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,461 That stuff's not made for the living.
- 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,506 We're gonna be late for class.
- 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:36,675 Don't worry, boy.
- 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:39,386 After dinner, we'll come back with a backpack of mystery meat.
- 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:08,916 Watch Enid.
- 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,126 I need to question Tyler about his father.
- 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,880 I'm going to go visit the Hyde in his backwater bell jar.
- 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,674 You haven't seen me.
- 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:18,592 Got it?
- 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:31,188 -Got a ride. -Just a sec! Forgot something.
- 00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:33,273 They're not gonna let me drive without it!
- 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:38,904 Thing? I'm running late.
- 00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:41,198 Have you seen my driver's ed consent form?
- 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,908 I swear, I left it right here.
- 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:49,998 Mrs. Addams! Hi!
- 00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:52,251 Uh, Wednesday's not here.
- 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,336 That's all right, dear.
- 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:57,005 I'm sure Thing can help me find what I'm looking for.
- 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,139 Goody's book.
- 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,683 Pass it over.
- 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,908 Enid Sinclair?
- 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:29,913 All right, uh, get in.
- 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,468 Seatbelt.
- 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,808 Okay, here at 3rd Wheel Driving, we respect the vehicle,
- 00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:51,768 the other drivers, and the road.
- 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,104 Do you have any previous driving experience?
- 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,273 Video games don't count.
- 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,195 Punch it, toots!
- 00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:09,494 My uncle used to let me sit behind the wheel while we ran errands.
- 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,246 Sure.
- 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,457 Okay.
- 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:17,294 I want you to imagine the wheel as a clock face.
- 00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:20,589 You're going to put your hands at 10:00 and 2:00.
- 00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:25,552 Mmm.
- 00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:28,180 Now with your right hand, shift into drive.
- 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:31,058 Now, take your time. You're a newbie.
- 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,143 Nerves are perfectly normal.
- 00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:35,979 Always remember, caution is your friend.
- 00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:45,906 We also respect the speed limit.
- 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:51,078 I'm the captain of this ship, young lady.
- 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,841 {\an8}This school gets weirder every year.
- 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:15,602 I'm the captain now.
- 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:30,117 She's had Goody's spell book all summer,
- 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,036 and you never thought to bring it to my attention?
- 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,122 Gomez and I sent you here to make sure
- 00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:38,250 that she didn't succumb to her own worst instincts.
- 00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:39,918 Where is your loyalty to us?
- 00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:44,881 Of course you are a member of this family.
- 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:47,551 Just because I'm cross with you doesn't diminish that.
- 00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:51,346 Stop treating you like a servant?
- 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,432 When have we ever done that?
- 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,522 {\an8}Thing. Dim the lights!
- 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:01,690 Mmm.
- 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:04,234 Thing. Top me off, old boy.
- 00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:05,652 Don't be stingy this time.
- 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,155 Little more.
- 00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:11,408 Little more. More, more, more…
- 00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:13,827 Stop, stop, stop! What're you doing?
- 00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:16,580 Hold still, boy.
- 00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:18,498 Ooh!
- 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,918 Sorry, old boy!
- 00:24:25,046 --> 00:24:29,968 I admit, perhaps there may have been times when we overstepped.
- 00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:34,556 I'm so sorry we depend on your steady hand so much.
- 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:40,437 Don't take my poor relationship with Wednesday out on you?
- 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:43,565 It's not poor!
- 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,401 It's fraught.
- 00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:06,713 I look forward to our next lesson.
- 00:25:15,972 --> 00:25:17,557 I'm here to see Tyler Galpin.
- 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:20,018 Hey, Ross, check it out.
- 00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:23,605 Another one of those weirdo fangirls who's got the hots for the Hyde.
- 00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:28,735 Quit wasting our time, and find something else to obsess over.
- 00:25:28,818 --> 00:25:31,196 You know, like, uh, boy bands or puppies.
- 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:35,242 Call your supervisors and tell them Wednesday Addams is here.
- 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:38,495 That's Addams with two Ds, like "padded room."
- 00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:51,925 Jellybean?
- 00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:56,680 I'm impressed.
- 00:25:56,763 --> 00:26:01,518 As a stickler for proper form etiquette, you have left no box unchecked.
- 00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:03,812 This isn't my first time with the criminally insane.
- 00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:05,146 When can I see Tyler?
- 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:08,942 Ah, hold those pigtails. Dr. Fairburn will need to make that call.
- 00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:10,735 Is that Tyler's handler?
- 00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:12,445 Handler?
- 00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:14,197 We're not a zoo.
- 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:17,117 You're right. Zoos don't pretend that animals can change their nature
- 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,036 with electroshock therapy and daily drug cocktails.
- 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:23,915 Dr. Fairburn is the chief psychiatrist,
- 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:28,211 and a pioneer in the field of Outcast mental health.
- 00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:30,130 I have her book here somewhere.
- 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:34,509 Her book…
- 00:26:36,052 --> 00:26:38,054 <i>Unlocking the Outcast Mind.</i>
- 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:41,099 It's required reading in medical schools around the country.
- 00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:44,352 {\an8}She even inscribed it.
- 00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:47,314 Is Dr. Fairburn an Outcast?
- 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,609 No. Why does that matter?
- 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:53,737 It's like a vegetarian writing a book on cannibalism.
- 00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:57,032 -Always been skeptical of psychiatrists. -Me too.
- 00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:04,080 Hello, Wednesday.
- 00:27:04,914 --> 00:27:06,249 I'm Dr. Fairburn.
- 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,419 Tyler has spoken of you often.
- 00:27:10,086 --> 00:27:12,255 I hope my name leaves a bad taste in his mouth.
- 00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:15,967 Thank you, Judi.
- 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:17,802 Walk with me.
- 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,687 Why do you want to see Tyler?
- 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:29,648 To parrot my former psychiatrist,
- 00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:32,317 who Tyler gutted like a freshly caught trout,
- 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,610 I need closure.
- 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:37,113 I granted your request with the court weeks ago,
- 00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:39,658 so I knew you'd show your face sooner or later.
- 00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:43,995 I'm guessing you chose today because of Donovan Galpin's murder.
- 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:46,873 Has Tyler heard the news?
- 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:52,170 Tyler has proven to be a particularly manipulative and uncooperative patient.
- 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:54,673 Of course, I've never dealt with a Hyde before,
- 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:56,758 so this is uncharted territory.
- 00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:58,385 What about Marilyn Thornhill?
- 00:27:58,468 --> 00:28:01,096 She still denies that she's Tyler's master.
- 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,890 She's being held in a different facility.
- 00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:06,976 I'm working off the theory that the longer they're separated,
- 00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,937 the weaker their bond becomes.
- 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:12,607 Then I surmise you and I are speaking because you need my help.
- 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,944 My traditional care methods aren't yielding results,
- 00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:17,821 so I think it's time to be…
- 00:28:18,321 --> 00:28:19,698 unorthodox.
- 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:21,282 Well, you know what they say.
- 00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:25,328 If you can't kill them with kindness, try lethal injection.
- 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:27,247 This way.
- 00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:42,303 You could be the psychological shock Tyler needs
- 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,389 to initiate his rehabilitation.
- 00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:48,768 If the sight of me brings him any modicum of pain, count me in.
- 00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:02,907 Now, you'll be perfectly safe,
- 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:06,202 but if you feel threatened or uncomfortable in any way,
- 00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:07,871 push the red button on the wall.
- 00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:10,373 I'll be watching everything on the monitor.
- 00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:12,792 Keep a close watch, please.
- 00:29:46,701 --> 00:29:50,288 So, what do you think of the place?
- 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:58,797 It was originally designed for a schizophrenic werewolf,
- 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,884 who went on a full-moon killing spree in the summer of '92.
- 00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:05,303 Ironic, considering you were thrashed by a werewolf.
- 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:10,558 It was inevitable your morbid curiosity would bring you here.
- 00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:13,853 I knew you couldn't resist seeing me again.
- 00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:17,106 Is that the deluded lie you've been telling yourself in solitude?
- 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:20,026 The only person lying to themselves is you, Wednesday.
- 00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:22,862 You sensed the monster in me.
- 00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:25,073 You fell in love with it.
- 00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:30,745 We're two black-hearted souls ready to pillage the world together.
- 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,456 The only thing you're pillaging is an extra fruit cup at dinner.
- 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:36,960 You act like you're the smartest person in the room, but you're not.
- 00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:40,797 How come I ended up on this side of the bars?
- 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,006 Because you got lucky.
- 00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:54,018 Your father is dead.
- 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:58,189 He was murdered last night.
- 00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:04,696 How was he killed?
- 00:31:04,779 --> 00:31:06,072 Gruesomely.
- 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,658 Another victim died the same way.
- 00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:11,202 Your father's old partner. Carl Bradbury.
- 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,788 Two murders in two days.
- 00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:16,875 Both connected to your family.
- 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,336 You got me, Wednesday.
- 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:24,340 I'm a criminal mastermind pulling the strings from in here.
- 00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:25,884 Who else would want him dead?
- 00:31:27,510 --> 00:31:29,220 You're looking for my help?
- 00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:33,516 I'm flattered, but… it's going to be so much more fun
- 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,768 watching you grope around in the dark.
- 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:40,565 Say hi to Enid for me.
- 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:45,153 Tell her I'm gonna kill her the next time I see her.
- 00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:49,032 Make her pay for sticking her snout in my business.
- 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:53,369 I want her screams to haunt you for the rest of your life.
- 00:31:54,954 --> 00:31:56,247 You're right.
- 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:00,752 I couldn't resist seeing you.
- 00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:05,340 Witnessing you chained and caged up makes my dark heart grin.
- 00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:08,426 Thornhill chose you to be her murderous marionette,
- 00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:10,970 not just because she saw some Hyde hibernating inside you,
- 00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:12,722 but because she saw the real you.
- 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:15,308 An expendable nobody.
- 00:32:16,142 --> 00:32:17,769 A feeble-minded schoolyard bully
- 00:32:17,852 --> 00:32:21,314 with nothing to offer to the world except for subpar barista skills.
- 00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:26,110 Your fleeting moment of notoriety will fade quicker than your generic looks.
- 00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:30,490 Thinking of you rotting away in this cell in anonymous mediocrity, that…
- 00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:33,409 is the best revenge.
- 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,001 I don't need to visit again.
- 00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:45,964 I already take up enough space in your twisted head.
- 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:15,576 The human brain is the hungriest organ in the body,
- 00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:18,746 consuming 20%--
- 00:33:20,289 --> 00:33:21,749 Who did that?
- 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:23,626 Go on!
- 00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:26,170 Speak up!
- 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,344 Listen up, people.
- 00:33:33,928 --> 00:33:36,931 -Psst. -Unless the perpetrator reveals…
- 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,766 We've got a problem. Come on.
- 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:42,186 …you'll be spending the rest of the semester in detention.
- 00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:44,647 I'm watching you two.
- 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:48,818 What?
- 00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:51,195 Your pet zombie, Slurp,
- 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:52,780 he's escaped.
- 00:33:57,910 --> 00:33:59,996 So you didn't have your driving lesson?
- 00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:01,622 Nope. He was a no-show.
- 00:34:13,342 --> 00:34:15,887 So, want to study for Orloff's anatomy test?
- 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:18,556 -He may be a head in a jar, but… -Yeah.
- 00:34:26,522 --> 00:34:28,274 How'd that get in here?
- 00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:33,029 It's for Thing.
- 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:37,283 Thing?
- 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,286 Anyone home?
- 00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:44,207 Thing? Have you been drinking?
- 00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:47,668 How is that even… You know what? It doesn't matter.
- 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,420 Could you just give us a second?
- 00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:51,339 -Yeah. -Thank you.
- 00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:54,383 Thing. You've got a package.
- 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:58,262 I don't know if maybe it's for Prank Day, or maybe it's from Wednesday's stalker.
- 00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:07,396 It's your mugshot from the Normal, Illinois police department.
- 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,482 There's a town called Normal?
- 00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:11,526 Who's Fernando Fingertips?
- 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,444 Your first alias?
- 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,655 Yeah, it is very catchy.
- 00:35:20,034 --> 00:35:22,537 "Found this while cleaning out an old safe house."
- 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:25,123 "Happy birthday to my buddy from another body."
- 00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:28,501 "Snickers and wet willies, your partner in crime, Fester."
- 00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:31,629 Thing! Is it your birthday?
- 00:35:32,588 --> 00:35:34,257 No, Wednesday didn't tell me!
- 00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:37,552 Did the entire Addams family forget it was your birthday?
- 00:35:38,636 --> 00:35:41,055 I'm really sorry. You know what?
- 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,599 You are an honorary member of the Wolf Pack.
- 00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:46,144 Why don't we take you out tonight to celebrate?
- 00:35:47,895 --> 00:35:49,647 Bruno! Oh my God, oh my God!
- 00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:51,649 What happened? Are you--
- 00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:10,293 Yes?
- 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:17,550 Do you have an update on Mrs. Addams?
- 00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:19,510 I gave her the donor list.
- 00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:21,137 She's going through the names,
- 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:24,098 and we'll meet at the end of the week to discuss strategy.
- 00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:27,393 And you drew her attention to <i>numero uno </i>on that list?
- 00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:31,355 Unfortunately, she and her mother are estranged.
- 00:36:32,648 --> 00:36:33,983 How estranged?
- 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:36,235 She refuses to call her.
- 00:36:39,113 --> 00:36:42,200 Hester Frump is the linchpin to this whole campaign.
- 00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:44,118 She is the 50-foot shark
- 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:48,331 that will signal the other big fish that Nevermore is worth preserving.
- 00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:51,792 Why don't you have that conversation with Mrs. Addams?
- 00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:55,087 Because you can be so much more persuasive.
- 00:36:57,715 --> 00:37:00,509 You're not seriously asking me to siren song her?
- 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:01,844 Of course not.
- 00:37:02,428 --> 00:37:03,554 I'm ordering you.
- 00:37:08,267 --> 00:37:11,437 You will never try and coerce me again.
- 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,569 Nice try, Ms. Barclay.
- 00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:21,197 Yeah.
- 00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:27,161 Little souvenir I picked up in a dinky antique shop in the Florida Keys.
- 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,537 It's beautiful, isn't it?
- 00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:33,251 Oh, and this here is made up of itty-bitty pieces of Corinthian coral,
- 00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:35,920 making me impervious to your siren song.
- 00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:37,713 I keep it on me at all times.
- 00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:42,343 You see, the key to winning
- 00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:44,845 in both golf and life
- 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,681 is keeping your eye on the ball.
- 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:48,641 So let me help you focus.
- 00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:51,352 We both know that I hold your future in my hand.
- 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:54,897 I could either lift you up… or crush you.
- 00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:56,691 Understood?
- 00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:02,697 Now use your gift
- 00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:06,659 and get Morticia Addams and her beloved mother on our side.
- 00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:24,677 Thing?
- 00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:29,974 Wait, where's Enid?
- 00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:39,692 <i>Do I have your attention?</i>
- 00:38:39,775 --> 00:38:41,777 Who are you, and where's Enid?
- 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:43,571 <i>The game has just begun.</i>
- 00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:45,865 <i>You have 30 minutes</i> <i>to find your werewolf friend,</i>
- 00:38:45,948 --> 00:38:47,241 <i>or I put her down.</i>
- 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:50,202 <i>Involve anyone else, and game over.</i>
- 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:51,829 <i>I am watching.</i>
- 00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:54,457 <i>Tick tock, Ms. Addams.</i>
- 00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:27,490 Bruno!
- 00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:30,409 Bruno!
- 00:39:31,243 --> 00:39:32,411 Are you okay?
- 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:34,246 Enid…
- 00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:37,249 Where are we?
- 00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:40,211 I think we're in Iago Tower.
- 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:44,548 Doesn't look like anyone's been up here in a long time.
- 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:48,761 They closed it off years ago after it was damaged in some freak electrical storm.
- 00:39:57,311 --> 00:39:59,021 Who would do this to us?
- 00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:05,653 Okay, Ajax!
- 00:40:06,695 --> 00:40:08,906 Great prank! Now let us go.
- 00:40:10,699 --> 00:40:11,826 Ajax?
- 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:22,628 I don't think this is a prank.
- 00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:32,096 Wednesday, what are you doing out here?
- 00:40:32,179 --> 00:40:33,639 Looking for my roommate.
- 00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:36,225 That's a coincidence. I've been looking for you.
- 00:40:36,308 --> 00:40:39,145 I'm putting together an orchestra for the gala.
- 00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:41,856 -I'd like you to play cello. -I don't have time for this right now.
- 00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:45,901 And besides, when you heard me play, you were hardly complimentary.
- 00:40:45,985 --> 00:40:49,405 Oh, come on. All I was saying was if you want to be great,
- 00:40:49,488 --> 00:40:52,366 let the music control you.
- 00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:57,413 Otherwise, you'll just be… playing the notes.
- 00:40:57,496 --> 00:40:58,789 Mechanical.
- 00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:02,293 Rehearsal 3:00 p.m. Friday.
- 00:41:02,376 --> 00:41:04,086 I hope to see you there.
- 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:11,302 These aren't letters.
- 00:41:12,178 --> 00:41:13,137 They're notes.
- 00:41:23,397 --> 00:41:24,773 The heart is an organ.
- 00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:39,705 D-E-A-D.
- 00:41:47,254 --> 00:41:48,464 I'll try them together.
- 00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:56,597 Let's go.
- 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,784 If only there was a full moon, we'd be out of here in no time.
- 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,662 I'm really sorry, Bruno.
- 00:42:21,163 --> 00:42:22,164 This isn't your fault.
- 00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:24,625 I mean, it kind of is.
- 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:27,711 Whatever's going on here is clearly connected to my roommate.
- 00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:30,422 She's like this dark north star for psycho killers.
- 00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:33,050 Why are you friends with her?
- 00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:36,470 Because even though Wednesday
- 00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,973 is literally the tunnel at the end of my light…
- 00:42:41,141 --> 00:42:43,269 …I can't imagine my life without her in it.
- 00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:47,982 I think it's cool how you're her ride or die.
- 00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:50,192 Emphasis on die at the moment.
- 00:42:52,611 --> 00:42:54,196 I wish I had someone like that.
- 00:43:01,537 --> 00:43:03,622 We have to find a way to get out of here.
- 00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:06,333 We can't break these chains,
- 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:09,169 but maybe we could wriggle out if we find the right angle.
- 00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:15,050 -Your shoulder. -Get your feet around.
- 00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:22,975 I thought you put new batteries in this thing.
- 00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:26,895 Does this look fully powered to you?
- 00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:06,602 This is Iago Tower.
- 00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:10,272 Come on.
- 00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:16,862 -Sorry, can you just… Wait. No… -Just your shoulder…
- 00:44:22,242 --> 00:44:23,869 Hey.
- 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:27,331 -Hey. -That didn't work.
- 00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:34,463 Are you okay?
- 00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:35,547 I'm fine.
- 00:44:35,631 --> 00:44:38,550 This happens sometimes when I'm stressed or nervous.
- 00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:40,302 It's just wolf whimpers.
- 00:44:41,804 --> 00:44:44,139 Lupin late bloomers usually suffer from it.
- 00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:48,686 I was the last in my family to wolf out.
- 00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:51,772 No way.
- 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:53,732 Me too.
- 00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:55,651 I had the nervous claw thing too.
- 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:59,154 -Have you tried box breathing? -No.
- 00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:02,741 Four counts in.
- 00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:05,411 Four holding.
- 00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:08,789 Four out.
- 00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:39,403 Enid!
- 00:45:39,486 --> 00:45:40,988 Wednesday! Oh, thank God!
- 00:45:41,071 --> 00:45:43,031 You need to get us out of this!
- 00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:45,492 Thing, pick their locks.
- 00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:52,249 Thing, watch out!
- 00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:55,377 Thing! You okay?
- 00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:08,348 Wednesday!
- 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:09,683 Where are you going?
- 00:46:26,492 --> 00:46:28,035 "What don't you see?"
- 00:46:30,996 --> 00:46:32,414 Oh my God! Oh my God!
- 00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:37,836 Poe, Dante,
- 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,421 Shelley, Dickens…
- 00:46:40,088 --> 00:46:41,882 Wednesday, you need to hurry!
- 00:46:43,175 --> 00:46:45,719 Each stack is the collected work of a famous author.
- 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,723 Wednesday!
- 00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:52,226 Proust, Tolstoy…
- 00:46:54,102 --> 00:46:56,355 The answer must be a book that's missing.
- 00:46:57,898 --> 00:47:00,609 I swear if I survive this, I'm demanding a spa day!
- 00:47:00,692 --> 00:47:01,819 Wells…
- 00:47:02,444 --> 00:47:05,030 <i>-Baby-Sitter's Club?</i> -How many are in that one?
- 00:47:05,948 --> 00:47:07,825 -131. -Dammit. That's all of them.
- 00:47:07,908 --> 00:47:10,786 -Unless you're counting graphic novels-- -Enough, Enid.
- 00:47:14,748 --> 00:47:16,083 But what you don't see…
- 00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:20,504 Of course! <i>The Invisible Man </i>by H.G. Wells!
- 00:47:20,587 --> 00:47:22,005 Hey!
- 00:47:25,217 --> 00:47:26,385 Wednesday, time's up!
- 00:47:42,776 --> 00:47:44,319 Wednesday, you did it!
- 00:47:58,667 --> 00:47:59,751 Who's there?
- 00:48:08,677 --> 00:48:10,637 Happy Prank Day, Wednesday.
- 00:48:12,222 --> 00:48:15,475 My crazed stalker is an invisible 13-year-old?
- 00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:22,399 We haven't been properly introduced.
- 00:48:22,482 --> 00:48:24,067 I'm Agnes DeMille,
- 00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:26,069 your number one superfan.
- 00:48:27,446 --> 00:48:31,116 You don't seriously expect me to believe you pulled off this elaborate prank solo.
- 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:34,036 I had a little help from some DaVincis.
- 00:48:34,119 --> 00:48:37,331 After I blackmailed them with incriminating Snapchat pics.
- 00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:38,999 Perks of being invisible.
- 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:43,712 I just asked myself, W-W-W…
- 00:48:45,088 --> 00:48:46,089 D.
- 00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:47,507 What would Wednesday do?
- 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:49,676 That's my line, you little psycho!
- 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,430 I knew if I came up with the most twisted game, I'd get your attention.
- 00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:57,267 I hope it's lived up to your exacting standards.
- 00:48:58,268 --> 00:49:00,520 Admit it, you're a little impressed.
- 00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:04,232 I can't believe we were almost perforated by your fangirl mini-me.
- 00:49:06,109 --> 00:49:07,611 Why don't I return the favor?
- 00:49:07,694 --> 00:49:10,822 Park your claws, Rainbow Barbie.
- 00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:15,494 Besides, I got you some alone time with the pack hottie. You're welcome.
- 00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:18,956 You almost burned my novel at the Founder's Pyre.
- 00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:20,791 That was just an appetizer.
- 00:49:21,416 --> 00:49:23,168 This was the main course.
- 00:49:23,251 --> 00:49:26,171 Then why kill Galpin and place his eyeball on Enid's cushion?
- 00:49:26,254 --> 00:49:28,215 That eyeball was real?
- 00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:29,716 I didn't kill Galpin.
- 00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:32,344 I wanted to become your friend.
- 00:49:33,053 --> 00:49:34,763 Not your next murder case.
- 00:49:36,181 --> 00:49:38,725 Took this as a… souvenir.
- 00:49:40,727 --> 00:49:42,688 I already scrolled through his texts.
- 00:49:44,064 --> 00:49:45,482 And his e-mails.
- 00:49:45,565 --> 00:49:47,609 So if you didn't kill him, then who did?
- 00:49:48,193 --> 00:49:49,611 I can help you find out.
- 00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:59,579 Only Wednesday Addams would have multiple stalkers.
- 00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:01,832 Room for one more?
- 00:50:01,915 --> 00:50:03,333 Wannabes take the stairs.
- 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:25,272 Bianca!
- 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:28,483 What a surprise. Please, come on in.
- 00:50:30,777 --> 00:50:32,696 Did you forget something, dear?
- 00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:35,115 Actually, I did.
- 00:50:37,367 --> 00:50:38,952 You must contact your mother,
- 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,371 invite her to the gala,
- 00:50:41,955 --> 00:50:43,874 and secure a large donation.
- 00:50:44,416 --> 00:50:47,169 She is your highest priority.
- 00:50:49,004 --> 00:50:49,921 Yes.
- 00:50:50,839 --> 00:50:51,840 That's it.
- 00:50:52,799 --> 00:50:53,800 Mama.
- 00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:56,094 I should call her.
- 00:50:59,931 --> 00:51:03,560 You'll have no memory I was here, Mrs. Addams.
- 00:51:09,649 --> 00:51:10,650 Good night.
- 00:51:32,464 --> 00:51:33,924 I forgot your birthday.
- 00:51:34,007 --> 00:51:35,383 And that's inexcusable.
- 00:51:36,343 --> 00:51:38,720 I hope this makes up for my memory lapse.
- 00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:44,017 It's an antique thumbscrew.
- 00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:45,769 Napoleonic era.
- 00:51:45,852 --> 00:51:47,521 Designed by Anatole Deibler,
- 00:51:47,604 --> 00:51:49,606 France's most notorious torturer.
- 00:51:51,149 --> 00:51:53,026 I'm willing to be your first victim.
- 00:52:01,451 --> 00:52:03,370 I'm concerned about Enid too.
- 00:52:04,037 --> 00:52:07,332 Unmasking my flame-haired stalker was an unwelcome distraction.
- 00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:12,963 If I'm able to regain my psychic ability, I think I'll be able to save Enid
- 00:52:13,046 --> 00:52:15,549 and figure out who killed Galpin and Bradbury.
- 00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:19,094 Let's take another look at Goody's book.
- 00:52:19,177 --> 00:52:20,929 Did you find any answers in there?
- 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:26,184 Where is it?
- 00:52:30,021 --> 00:52:31,481 My mother took my book?
- 00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:04,306 <i>You've reached Principal Dort.</i>
- 00:53:04,389 --> 00:53:05,891 <i>I'm unavailable, but don't panic.</i>
- 00:53:05,974 --> 00:53:08,018 <i>Leave a message,</i> <i>and I'll get right back to you.</i>
- 00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:11,271 <i>Always remember, Nevermore 4evermore.</i>
- 00:53:11,354 --> 00:53:12,898 This is Gabe Packard.
- 00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:16,693 I'm informing you that I am no longer teaching Nevermore students.
- 00:53:16,776 --> 00:53:19,613 Enid Sinclair has pushed me over the edge.
- 00:53:52,604 --> 00:53:53,438 What?
- 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,567 {\an8}ПАМ'ЯТІ ЕНІД СИНКЛЕР
- 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:56,259 ТУТ ЖИВЕ ЗЛО
- 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:22,071 ВЕНЗДЕЙ
- 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:27,785 РОЗДІЛ II «ЗНАЙОМА СКОРБОТА»
- 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:34,894 ҐОМЕС АДДАМС АДВОКАТ
- 00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:26,495 ТРИ ПОВІДОМЛЕННЯ
- 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,123 Я БАЧУ ТЕБЕ, ВЕНЗДЕЙ НЕ ВАРТО МЕНЕ ІГНОРУВАТИ
- 00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:55,668 З ДНЕМ ЖАРТІВ!
- 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:02,132 КАФЕ «ВИКАЗУВАЧ»
- 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:19,111 {\an8}«ТРЕТЄ КОЛЕСО» АВТОШКОЛА
- 00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:03,210 ВІЛЛОВГІЛЛ
- 00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:13,470 ПСИХІАТРИЧНА ЛІКАРНЯ «ВІЛЛОВГІЛЛ»
- 00:39:07,386 --> 00:39:10,014 ЗІГРАЙ «DEAD»
- 00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:13,053 {\an8}ЗІГРАЙ «DEAD»
- 00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:58,427 ГОДИННИК ЦОКАЄ
- 00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:27,034 {\an8}ЧОГО ТИ НЕ БАЧИШ?
- 00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:29,870 {\an8}НАДРУКУЙ СВОЮ ВІДПОВІДЬ, ЩОБ ЗВІЛЬНИТИ ДРУЗІВ
- 00:47:28,887 --> 00:47:31,598 НЕВИДИМЕЦЬ
- 00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:15,095 {\an8}КОТЕДЖ РОТВУД
- 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:17,851 <i>Уэнздей, скорее!</i>
- 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:19,519 {\an8}ПАМЯТИ ИНИД СИНКЛЕР
- 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:21,021 <i>Уэнздей…</i>
- 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:23,648 <i>Уэнздей…</i>
- 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:25,275 <i>Я умерла из-за тебя!</i>
- 00:00:26,609 --> 00:00:27,527 Инид!
- 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:29,863 С Инид всё хорошо.
- 00:00:30,488 --> 00:00:32,115 А вот с тобой что-то не то.
- 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:35,410 Мама.
- 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:39,039 Я просила тебя честно рассказывать о своих видениях.
- 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,791 Я знаю, что значат эти слёзы.
- 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:44,252 Экстрасенсорное истощение.
- 00:00:44,335 --> 00:00:47,380 Так бывает, когда злоупотребляешь своим даром.
- 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:48,590 Я его контролирую.
- 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:50,967 Прямо как твоя тетя.
- 00:00:52,343 --> 00:00:53,928 Как избавиться от слёз?
- 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:58,224 Ну, для начала можешь отдать мне книгу заклинаний Гуди.
- 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:02,228 Не злись на него. Он жутко за тебя переживал.
- 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:04,355 Как и я.
- 00:01:06,649 --> 00:01:09,402 Гуди была моим проводником. Эта книга — моя.
- 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:12,072 Ты не можешь такое контролировать.
- 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:16,910 Терпи и ожидай нового проводника. Он появится, когда придет время.
- 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:18,453 Нет у меня времени.
- 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:20,622 После сегодняшнего.
- 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:23,958 Ты не признаёшь никакие правила.
- 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,252 И я это приветствую.
- 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:29,422 Но ты не подчинишь экстрасенсорику своей воле.
- 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,299 А ты не подчинишь меня своей.
- 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:35,804 Благословляешь идти своим путем, а сама суешь палки в колёса.
- 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:37,305 Я тебе не враг.
- 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:38,264 Я твоя мать.
- 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:41,476 Твоя способность — это не оружие,
- 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:43,603 а дар, которым нужно дорожить.
- 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,356 До встречи в хрустальном шаре.
- 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,276 Знаешь, однажды меня не станет,
- 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,404 и ты сможешь жить без оглядки на кого бы то ни было.
- 00:01:58,284 --> 00:02:01,287 Ты должен был помогать мне защищать ее.
- 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,082 В основном от нее самой.
- 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:14,926 <i>Предупреждение Галпина, картина Ксавье</i>
- 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:18,138 <i>и мое видение смерти Инид —</i>
- 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:23,101 <i>все они связаны</i> <i>с той одноглазой чернокрылой птицей.</i>
- 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:26,771 Ларч.
- 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,107 Надо кое-куда заехать.
- 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:35,864 {\an8}ВИНОВЕН
- 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:47,584 ЗДЕСЬ ЖИВЕТ ЗЛО
- 00:02:56,342 --> 00:03:00,263 {\an8}БЕРЕГИСЬ ХАЙДА
- 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,015 Галпин!
- 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:18,323 Проникновение со взломом? Здесь всё уже взломали до нас.
- 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:22,535 Галпин!
- 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,788 Решили отсидеться в лесной глуши?
- 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:34,464 {\an8}Мне сейчас не до ваших запоев.
- 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:36,174 Расскажите о своем деле.
- 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:30,228 Проворонил ворон-убийц.
- 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,398 Ирония судьбы человека,
- 00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:35,733 который не понимал, что такое ирония.
- 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:39,821 Посмотрим, сможет ли он наконец-то поведать что-то полезное.
- 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,824 Иначе как я спасу Инид?
- 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:51,833 Я ничего не вижу.
- 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:02,010 Мои видения…
- 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:04,512 Не получается.
- 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:12,812 Стоять!
- 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:16,691 Уэнздей Аддамс, ты арестована.
- 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:21,738 УЭНЗДЕЙ
- 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,577 ГЛАВА ВТОРАЯ «ЗНАКОМЫЙ ЧЁРТ ЛУЧШЕ НЕЗНАКОМОГО»
- 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:31,831 - Что ты делала в доме Галпина? - Он сам меня позвал.
- 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:32,790 Посреди ночи?
- 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:34,959 А что там делали вы, шериф?
- 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:40,465 Так вышло, что последний, кому выклевали глаза,
- 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:42,675 перед смертью звонил Галпину.
- 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:45,261 Помнишь такого? Карл Брэдбери.
- 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:49,307 Я звонила узнать, о чём они говорили, но Галпин не отвечал.
- 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:52,018 И его телефон с тех пор исчез.
- 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,812 При обыске дома мы его не обнаружили.
- 00:05:55,938 --> 00:05:57,940 Ты же ничего об этом не знаешь?
- 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:01,152 Я не брала его телефон. И почему вы спрашиваете меня?
- 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:04,947 Тайлер, сын Галпина, — психопат, ненавидящий своего отца.
- 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:08,284 Может, это он всё и устроил.
- 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:13,873 Тайлер под замком в Уиллоу Хилл. А ты была на обоих местах преступлений.
- 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:15,875 Что вы скрываете, мисс Аддамс?
- 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:17,293 Бездну всего, полагаю.
- 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,588 Подвесьте ее над ямой с гремучими змеями —
- 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:23,091 и она всё равно не выдаст ни единой тайны.
- 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,468 Поверьте, я пробовал.
- 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:28,888 Я имею право допросить вашу дочь, мистер Аддамс.
- 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:31,140 Можете тихонько посидеть в уголке.
- 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:33,559 А еще я ее адвокат.
- 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:34,811 ГОМЕС АДДАМС АДВОКАТ
- 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:37,688 И «тихонько» — это не про меня.
- 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,857 Решите поговорить с моей клиенткой —
- 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:41,484 сперва раздобудьте ордер.
- 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,531 Спокойной ночи.
- 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:54,455 Я уже хряпнул на ночь, как вдруг вломился Ларч.
- 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,499 Чуть оливкой не подавился.
- 00:06:56,999 --> 00:06:59,252 Давно не видел его таким возбужденным.
- 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:01,754 А мама?
- 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:05,425 Это останется между нами.
- 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,136 За Галпина.
- 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:14,976 Зачем ты к нему пошла?
- 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,770 Спрашиваешь как адвокат или как отец?
- 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:22,525 Я чувствую, когда игрок держит козыри в рукаве,
- 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:23,693 и я это уважаю,
- 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:26,320 но на блефе далеко не уедешь.
- 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:29,615 Мы вчера с ним виделись.
- 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:32,493 Галпин попросил помочь в одном деле.
- 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:35,204 Неуемное любопытство — это у тебя от меня.
- 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,373 Вот почему мама за тебя переживает.
- 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,375 Лучше увези ее отсюда домой.
- 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:41,961 Боюсь, она уже не передумает.
- 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:43,337 Она остается.
- 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:44,464 Уж поверь мне,
- 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,757 этот гроб заколочен наглухо.
- 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,764 Что было с тетей Офелией?
- 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,229 Об этом, отравушка души моей…
- 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,524 не мне тебе рассказывать.
- 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,335 Ты не вернулся к отбою.
- 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,213 Если что, я не сказал Эйджаксу.
- 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:27,298 Что ты делал в сарае?
- 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:30,593 Надеюсь, не лопал моих пчел, как твой дядюшка?
- 00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:35,890 Знаю, мы с тобой не совсем друзья, но… ты умеешь хранить тайны?
- 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:40,478 Если хоть одна из моих пчел пропала, клянусь, я скажу…
- 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:49,070 Тише, дружок.
- 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:55,451 Что это?
- 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:57,620 Это крутотень!
- 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,039 У нас появился питомец и друг!
- 00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:02,083 Смотри. Сейчас будет еще круче.
- 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:06,837 Помнишь историю, которую рассказывал Эйджакс?
- 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,130 Это всё правда.
- 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:11,842 Я «прикурил» его заводное сердце —
- 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,261 и он ожил.
- 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:16,013 Это реально тот паренек-гений.
- 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:19,100 Он не из страшилки, он был одним из нас.
- 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,769 Поэтому запрем его здесь навсегда.
- 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,690 Не думаю, что это безопасно.
- 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:30,528 И гигиенично. Надо кому-нибудь сказать, пока он нас не съел.
- 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:31,445 Не съест.
- 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,948 К тому же у него нет мозгов.
- 00:09:34,031 --> 00:09:36,117 А значит, он безобиден, как улитка.
- 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,704 Вот только кушать хочет.
- 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,915 Как насчет мёда? Идеальный природный продукт.
- 00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:46,586 Антиоксидант, антибиотик, низкий гликемический индекс.
- 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:57,888 Видишь? Ему нравится.
- 00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:07,982 А назову-ка я его Хлюпом.
- 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:16,324 Не знаю, что творится с моей экстрасенсорикой.
- 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:18,659 Ответ должен быть в книге Гуди.
- 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:25,207 В последнем видении умерла Инид, причем по моей вине.
- 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,877 И это связано с теми птицами.
- 00:10:29,503 --> 00:10:31,380 Об этом никто не должен знать.
- 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,715 Особенно Инид.
- 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:35,343 Нависшая угроза гибели ее сломает.
- 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:47,271 Инид?
- 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:51,609 Инид!
- 00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:58,866 Вещь.
- 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:00,117 Беги за подмогой.
- 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,670 Кроваво-апельсиновый джем. Обожаю.
- 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,382 Попалась! С Днем приколов!
- 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,800 День приколов?
- 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:19,261 Ежегодная традиция. В прошлом году ты ее пропустила.
- 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:23,015 Твое лицо, когда ты решила, что я умерла…
- 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,225 Ты бы себя видела.
- 00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:26,477 Я унесу эти воспоминания в могилу.
- 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,604 Ты бы не торопила события.
- 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:32,108 Это тебе ответка за тот глаз на моей подушке.
- 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,734 Что еще за глаз?
- 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:42,034 До боли знакомый осуждающий, пристальный взгляд.
- 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:45,621 Он как настоящий.
- 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:47,790 Где ты его взяла?
- 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,001 Видимо, какая-то птичка обронила.
- 00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:54,714 Мы поговорим о том, что вчера было у костра?
- 00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:58,217 Ты меня напугала этим обмороком и черными слезами.
- 00:11:58,801 --> 00:11:59,802 Я в норме.
- 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:02,471 То-то Ларчу пришлось выносить тебя оттуда.
- 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:06,392 Не любишь быть в центре внимания, а то и дело в него попадаешь.
- 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,686 Уж лучше попасть в лепрозорий.
- 00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:12,815 Я знаю, что для тебя популярность — это как нож в сердце,
- 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,484 но для остальных, кто тоже спасал школу,
- 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,111 это луч солнца в облаках.
- 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,696 Ну так считай меня тучей.
- 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:20,448 Еще бы!
- 00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:26,454 3 СООБЩЕНИЯ
- 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:29,081 Я ТЕБЯ ВИЖУ, УЭНЗДЕЙ. ОТ МЕНЯ НЕ СКРЫТЬСЯ!
- 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,627 Твой демон вернулся, и он знает мой номер.
- 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:36,589 Перезвони ему.
- 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:45,139 <i>Это Донован Галпин.</i> <i>Говорите после сигнала.</i>
- 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,100 Галпин следит за тобой, но пишет мне?
- 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,685 И зачем ты к нему ходила?
- 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,437 Это не Галпин. Его убили.
- 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,314 - Видимо, это убийца. - Что?
- 00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:54,774 Ты прикалываешься?
- 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,779 Идет второй день нового семестра,
- 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,490 а ты уже замешана в каком-то жутком убийстве.
- 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,033 Может, ты проклята?
- 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,951 Мне жаль Галпина,
- 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,578 но я его почти не знала.
- 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:10,164 Не впутывай меня в это, пожалуйста.
- 00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:14,001 Не порти мне семестр. И больше никаких трупов в этом году.
- 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,963 Вот и оставайся здесь с Вещью, пока я всё не улажу.
- 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:22,676 Это тебя преследует убийца. А у меня острые зубы и когти.
- 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,805 А еще у меня сегодня занятие по вождению.
- 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,515 Ты учишься водить?
- 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:29,475 Не у всех есть шоферы.
- 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:50,454 Останься тут и покопайся в книге Гуди. Ищи, как вернуть экстрасенсорику.
- 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,834 С ДНЕМ ПРИКОЛОВ!
- 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,340 КАФЕ «ОБЛИЧИТЕЛЬ»
- 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,647 Вот умора!
- 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,290 Как склеить разбитое сердце?
- 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:39,962 Отомстить в День приколов с помощью моих летающих кровососов.
- 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,006 Это гнус с суматранских тигров.
- 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,866 Что ж, спасибо, парни.
- 00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:11,410 Да, кстати…
- 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,246 с Днем приколов.
- 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,104 Глядите-ка, Орлофф.
- 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,357 Ну не славно ли?
- 00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:44,526 Ох уж этот исконный изгойский дух!
- 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,903 Прямо душа поет.
- 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:50,032 Не выношу День приколов.
- 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:55,955 В прошлом году мне сюда запустили угрей.
- 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,925 Это Уэнздей.
- 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,970 Должен сказать, мисс Аддамс,
- 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,806 вы умеете играть на публику.
- 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:16,809 Сожжение портрета застало меня врасплох.
- 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,978 Я думала, унизило.
- 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,522 Шутите? Это было замечательно.
- 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:24,566 Акты неповиновения — это сама суть изгойства.
- 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,026 Верно, доктор Орлофф?
- 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,278 Минутку. Последний вопрос.
- 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:31,865 В Неверморе кто-нибудь умеет повелевать птицами?
- 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,493 Ты имеешь в виду авианов?
- 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:36,370 А тебе зачем?
- 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,790 Работаю над проектом о меньшинствах среди изгоев.
- 00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:43,002 В рядах наших учеников не было авианов
- 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,129 уже по меньшей мере
- 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,006 десять лет.
- 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,260 Ну, развлекайтесь.
- 00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:03,689 КОТТЕДЖ РОТВУД
- 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,234 - Вы так здорово здесь всё обставили! - Спасибо.
- 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,611 А это у вас откуда?
- 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:14,033 Из экспедиции Васко, дяди Гомеса, по перуанским тропическим лесам.
- 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,118 Слева — как раз дядя Васко.
- 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,581 Лишь семья делает дом по-настоящему уютным.
- 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,626 Спасибо, Ларч.
- 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,631 Директор Дорт очень рад, что вы вошли в комитет.
- 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:33,761 Он попросил меня принести это. Список потенциальных спонсоров.
- 00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:38,640 Мою дочь не радует то, что я осталась.
- 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:42,144 А разве Уэнздей хоть что-то радует?
- 00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:47,608 Ей повезло с мамой, которая так о ней беспокоится.
- 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,193 А вы с мамой не близки?
- 00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:54,114 Ну, мы виделись этим летом.
- 00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:59,161 Разгребали последствия ее решений.
- 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:03,123 Не потому ли духи свели нас вместе?
- 00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:05,250 Я понимаю эту потребность
- 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,710 проявить себя,
- 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,463 особенно с непростой матерью.
- 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,091 Меня восхищала ваша мама.
- 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,177 Как она сделала «Морги Фрампов»
- 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:18,889 одним из самых успешных предприятий, которым владели изгои.
- 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,141 Я бы тоже так хотела.
- 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:25,104 Мама лучше обращалась с мертвыми, нежели с живыми.
- 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,564 Полагаю, директор Дорт надеялся,
- 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:30,067 что вы уговорите ее сделать пожертвование.
- 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:37,282 Последний, кто просил маму сделать пожертвование, умер от испуга.
- 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:41,120 Она отправила его домой в гробу вместе с чеком.
- 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:42,955 Печенье?
- 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:46,959 Я на диете.
- 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,303 Он еще здесь.
- 00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,889 Не знаю, от чего меня тошнит:
- 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:05,435 то ли от запаха разлагающейся плоти, то ли это отходняк после окаменения.
- 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,563 А мне чего-то поесть захотелось.
- 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:08,772 Что это?
- 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,525 Сэндвич-сюрприз из кафетерия.
- 00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,735 Их никто не ест.
- 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:17,239 Там начинка из куриных мозгов и свиных потрохов.
- 00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,158 Звучит вкусно.
- 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:22,494 Напоминает… румынский гуляш моего дяди Фестера.
- 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,872 Делал его из настоящих гулей.
- 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,416 Ему тоже нравится. Молодец, Хлюп.
- 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,876 Неудивительно.
- 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,461 Этот продукт явно не для живых.
- 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,089 Мы опоздаем на урок.
- 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:39,386 Не переживай. Вечером притащим тебе кучу такого мясца.
- 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:08,916 Следи за Инид.
- 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,959 А я расспрошу Тайлера о его отце.
- 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,463 Навещу хайда в его медвежьем углу.
- 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,216 Ты меня не видел.
- 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:18,592 Ясно?
- 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:29,603 Я поехала.
- 00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:32,898 Секунду! Я кое-что забыла. Без этого не пустят за руль.
- 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:38,862 Вещь, я опаздываю!
- 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:42,908 Не видел договор с автошколой? Он же у меня на столе лежал.
- 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:49,206 Миссис Аддамс!
- 00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:50,123 Здравствуйте.
- 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,251 Уэнздей здесь нет.
- 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:57,005 Ничего, дорогая. Вещь мне поможет найти то, что я ищу.
- 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,139 Книга Гуди.
- 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,599 Я пришла за ней.
- 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,234 {\an8}АВТОШКОЛА «ПЯТОЕ КОЛЕСО»
- 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,908 Инид Синклер?
- 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:29,913 Ладно, садись.
- 00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:43,468 Ремень безопасности.
- 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,808 Итак, в нашей автошколе мы уважаем и транспортное средство,
- 00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:51,768 и других водителей, и дорогу.
- 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,104 Ты раньше водила машину?
- 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,273 Видеоигры не в счет.
- 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:02,195 Газуй, кроха!
- 00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:09,494 Дядя давал мне порулить, когда мы ездили по делам.
- 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:11,288 Ну конечно.
- 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,457 Ладно.
- 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:17,294 Представь, что руль — это циферблат,
- 00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:20,589 и положи руки на «десять» и «два».
- 00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:28,180 Теперь правой рукой включи первую передачу.
- 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,182 Не торопись.
- 00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:33,143 Ты новичок, тебе положено нервничать.
- 00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:35,979 Помни, осторожность превыше всего.
- 00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:45,906 А еще мы соблюдаем скоростной режим.
- 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:51,203 Я капитан этого корабля, юная леди.
- 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:05,258 Эта школа с каждым годом всё страннее.
- 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:15,602 Теперь я капитан.
- 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,117 Она всё лето штудировала книгу заклинаний Гуди,
- 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,536 а ты не удосужился сообщить мне об этом?
- 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:35,330 Мы с Гомесом поручили тебе проследить,
- 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:38,250 чтобы она не поддалась своим худшим инстинктам.
- 00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:39,918 Ты забыл, кому служишь?
- 00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:45,173 Разумеется, ты член этой семьи.
- 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,551 И мой выговор этого не отменяет.
- 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:51,346 Хватит обращаться с тобой как со слугой?
- 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,432 Да было ли такое хоть раз?!
- 00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:00,439 Вещь, приглуши свет.
- 00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:04,234 Вещь, подлей-ка мне, дружище.
- 00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:05,652 Лей не жалей.
- 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,155 Еще маленько.
- 00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:10,323 Еще чуть-чуть.
- 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:11,408 Еще…
- 00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:13,827 Хватит! Что ты делаешь?
- 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,371 Не шевелись, друг.
- 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,501 Прости, старина!
- 00:24:25,046 --> 00:24:25,881 Признаю.
- 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:30,552 Возможно, порой мы переходили границы.
- 00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:34,556 Прости, что тебе приходится трудиться не покладая рук.
- 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:40,437 Не срываться на тебе из-за моих плохих отношений с Уэнздей?
- 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:43,482 Они не плохие!
- 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,276 Они напряженные.
- 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,335 УИЛЛОУ ХИЛЛ
- 00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:06,713 Жду не дождусь следующего занятия.
- 00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:12,719 ПСИХИАТРИЧЕСКАЯ БОЛЬНИЦА УИЛЛОУ ХИЛЛ
- 00:25:15,972 --> 00:25:17,557 Я к Тайлеру Галпину.
- 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,018 Росс, зацени.
- 00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:23,605 Очередная отмороженная фанатка, которая обмирает по хайду.
- 00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:28,610 Не трать наше время и найди кого другого, по ком сохнуть.
- 00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:31,196 Скажем, мальчуковую группу или щеночков.
- 00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:34,658 Сообщите начальству, что пришла Уэнздей Аддамс.
- 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:37,285 Аддамс — с двумя «д».
- 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,495 Как «Армагеддон».
- 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:51,550 Мармеладку?
- 00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:56,680 Впечатляет.
- 00:25:56,763 --> 00:26:01,518 Смотрю, ты проявила дотошность, отметив галочками все пункты.
- 00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:03,812 У меня есть опыт общения с маньяками.
- 00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:05,230 Когда я увижу Тайлера?
- 00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:08,942 Попридержи косички. Это решает доктор Фейрбёрн.
- 00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:10,735 Смотритель Тайлера?
- 00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:12,362 Смотритель?
- 00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:14,197 Мы не в зоопарке.
- 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:15,115 Вы правы.
- 00:26:15,198 --> 00:26:19,452 В зоопарках не перепрошивают животных шоковой терапией и таблетками.
- 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:23,915 Доктор Фейрбёрн — наш ведущий психиатр
- 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:27,752 и настоящий первопроходец в области душевного здоровья изгоев.
- 00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:29,546 Она написала книгу.
- 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:34,509 Вот она.
- 00:26:36,052 --> 00:26:38,054 «Ключ к сознанию изгоя».
- 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:41,099 Обязательно к прочтению медикам всей страны.
- 00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:44,352 {\an8}Это экземпляр с ее автографом.
- 00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:47,314 А сама доктор Фейрбёрн — изгой?
- 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,609 Нет. А при чём тут это?
- 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:53,737 Это как если бы веган написал книгу о каннибализме.
- 00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:56,239 Никогда не доверяла психиатрам.
- 00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:57,157 Я тоже.
- 00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:04,247 Здравствуй, Уэнздей.
- 00:27:04,914 --> 00:27:06,249 Я доктор Фейрбёрн.
- 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,419 Тайлер часто о тебе говорил.
- 00:27:10,211 --> 00:27:12,255 Надеюсь, при этом его тошнило.
- 00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:15,967 Спасибо, Джуди.
- 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:17,802 Идем со мной.
- 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,395 Зачем тебе Тайлер?
- 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:31,733 Как сказал бы мой бывший психиатр, которого выпотрошил Тайлер,
- 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,526 «закрыть гештальт».
- 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:37,113 Я удовлетворила твое ходатайство
- 00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:39,324 и знала, что скоро тебя здесь увижу.
- 00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:43,578 Ты пришла сегодня из-за убийства Донована Галпина?
- 00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:46,873 Тайлер в курсе новостей?
- 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:48,958 Тайлер проявил себя
- 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:52,170 как чрезвычайно коварный и несговорчивый пациент.
- 00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:56,758 Я впервые столкнулась с хайдом, для меня это терра инкогнита.
- 00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:58,385 А что Мэрилин Торнхилл?
- 00:27:58,468 --> 00:28:01,096 Всё еще отрицает, что она хозяйка Тайлера.
- 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,932 Ее содержат в другом учреждении.
- 00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:05,433 Я проверяю теорию о том,
- 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:09,062 что чем дольше они разлучены, тем слабее становится их связь.
- 00:28:09,145 --> 00:28:12,607 Значит, вы меня приняли, потому что вам нужна моя помощь.
- 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,944 Мои наработанные методы не дают результатов,
- 00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:17,737 поэтому, полагаю, пора пойти…
- 00:28:18,321 --> 00:28:19,698 нетрадиционным путем.
- 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:20,990 Как говорится,
- 00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:24,744 не получается убить добротой — попробуй яд.
- 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:27,080 Нам сюда.
- 00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:42,303 Возможно, ты вызовешь у Тайлера психологический шок,
- 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,389 который запустит у него ремиссию.
- 00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:47,517 Если при виде меня он ощутит боль,
- 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,476 я только за.
- 00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:02,907 Ты в полной безопасности,
- 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:06,286 но, если почувствуешь угрозу или любой дискомфорт,
- 00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:07,871 нажми на красную кнопку.
- 00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:09,873 Я буду наблюдать по монитору.
- 00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:12,751 Будьте начеку, пожалуйста.
- 00:29:46,701 --> 00:29:47,786 Ну?
- 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:50,288 И как тебе это место?
- 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:58,797 Изначально его готовили для заключения оборотня-шизофреника,
- 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,300 который устроил кровавую баню в полнолуние летом 1992-го.
- 00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:05,303 Забавно. Тебя как раз взбучил оборотень.
- 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:10,558 Нездоровое любопытство должно было привести тебя сюда.
- 00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:13,937 Я знал, что тебя неотвратимо тянет ко мне.
- 00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:17,106 Этим бредом ты обманывал себя, сидя в одиночестве?
- 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:20,026 Обманываешь себя здесь только ты, Уэнздей.
- 00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:22,862 Ты почувствовала во мне чудовище
- 00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:25,073 и влюбилась в него.
- 00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:30,745 Мы две черные души, готовые вместе поживиться этим миром.
- 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,456 Ты можешь поживиться лишь фруктами к ужину.
- 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:36,960 Думаешь, ты тут самая умная? А вот и нет.
- 00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:40,797 Почему же я по эту сторону стекла?
- 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,006 Тебе повезло.
- 00:30:52,892 --> 00:30:54,018 Твой отец мертв.
- 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:58,022 Убит вчера вечером.
- 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:04,696 Как его убили?
- 00:31:04,779 --> 00:31:05,780 Зверски.
- 00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,366 Тем же способом убит еще один.
- 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,286 Бывший напарник твоего отца Карл Брэдбери.
- 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,621 Два убийства за два дня.
- 00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:16,875 Оба связаны с твоей семьей.
- 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,169 Ты меня раскусила, Уэнздей.
- 00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:24,340 Я преступный гений, который дергает за ниточки отсюда.
- 00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:25,884 Кто еще хотел его смерти?
- 00:31:27,635 --> 00:31:29,220 Тебе нужна моя помощь?
- 00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:31,764 Я польщен,
- 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:35,768 но будет намного веселее наблюдать, как ты мечешься в темноте.
- 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:40,440 Передавай привет Инид.
- 00:31:42,942 --> 00:31:45,153 При следующей встрече я ее убью.
- 00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:49,032 Она заплатит за то, что сунула морду в мои дела.
- 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:53,369 Ее крики будут звучать в твоей голове до конца жизни.
- 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:55,830 Ты прав.
- 00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:00,752 Меня тянуло сюда.
- 00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:05,214 Видеть тебя на цепи — бальзам на мою темную душу.
- 00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:08,801 Торнхилл сделала из тебя марионетку-убийцу,
- 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:12,513 потому что увидела в тебе не только хайда, но и всю твою суть.
- 00:32:13,973 --> 00:32:15,308 Никчемное ничтожество.
- 00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:17,769 Глупый школьный хулиган,
- 00:32:17,852 --> 00:32:21,147 у которого ничего нет, кроме банальных навыков баристы.
- 00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:26,110 Эфемерная слава угаснет быстрее, чем твоя заурядная внешность.
- 00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:30,573 Мысль о том, что ты гниешь в этой замшелой камере, в безвестности…
- 00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:33,409 …лучше любой мести.
- 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,001 Я больше не приду.
- 00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:45,797 Твой извращенный мозг и так поглощен мною.
- 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:15,576 Головной мозг — это самый голодный орган в человеке.
- 00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:18,913 Он потребляет 20 процентов…
- 00:33:20,289 --> 00:33:21,165 Кто посмел?
- 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:23,668 А ну,
- 00:33:24,585 --> 00:33:25,586 живо отвечайте!
- 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,344 Слушайте внимательно.
- 00:33:33,928 --> 00:33:36,931 Если хулиган не признается…
- 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,182 У нас проблема.
- 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:39,559 Бегом сюда.
- 00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:41,769 …будете наказаны до конца семестра.
- 00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:44,647 Я слежу за вами.
- 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:48,651 Что такое?
- 00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:51,195 Твой питомец-зомби, Хлюп…
- 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:52,655 Он сбежал.
- 00:33:57,952 --> 00:33:59,996 А как же твое занятие по вождению?
- 00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:01,622 Инструктор не приехал.
- 00:34:13,342 --> 00:34:15,762 Скоро экзамен по анатомии у Орлоффа.
- 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:18,765 - Может, его голова и в банке, но… - Что?
- 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:27,273 Что-то лежит.
- 00:34:27,356 --> 00:34:28,441 ВЕЩЬ
- 00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:32,403 Это для Вещи.
- 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:37,283 Вещь!
- 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,161 Есть кто дома?
- 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,207 Вещь! Ты тут квасишь?
- 00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:47,668 Как это вообще… А знаешь, неважно.
- 00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:49,420 Дай нам минутку.
- 00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:51,089 - Ага. - Спасибо.
- 00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:54,383 Вещь. Тебе посылка. Но…
- 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:57,678 Может, это ко Дню приколов или от демона Уэнздей.
- 00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:07,396 Это снимок после твоего ареста из участка города Норм.
- 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,065 Норм? Есть такой город?
- 00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:11,317 А кто такой Фернандо Щипач?
- 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:15,238 Твоя первая кличка? А что, классная.
- 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:22,537 «Нашел это во время уборки в схроне.
- 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:25,123 С днем рождения, мой друг из третьих рук.
- 00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:28,501 Желаю тебе ржаки и всякой бяки. Твой подельник, Фестер».
- 00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:31,629 Вещь! У тебя день рождения?
- 00:35:32,588 --> 00:35:34,257 Нет, Уэнздей мне не сказала!
- 00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:37,552 Вся семейка Аддамс забыла, что у тебя сегодня днюха?
- 00:35:38,636 --> 00:35:39,595 Мне очень жаль.
- 00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:41,055 А знаешь что?
- 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,599 Ты почетный член волчьей стаи.
- 00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:45,893 Мы устроим в честь тебя вечеринку.
- 00:35:47,895 --> 00:35:49,647 Бруно! О нет!
- 00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:50,690 Что с тобой? Ты…
- 00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:10,293 Да?
- 00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:19,510 - Есть новости от миссис Аддамс? - Я отдала ей список спонсоров.
- 00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:21,179 Она его просмотрит,
- 00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:24,098 и в конце недели мы обсудим стратегию.
- 00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:27,393 Ты обратила ее внимание на <i>нумеро уно </i>в списке?
- 00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:31,355 К сожалению, они с мамой не общаются.
- 00:36:32,648 --> 00:36:33,983 Совсем не общаются?
- 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:36,110 Она отказалась ей звонить.
- 00:36:39,113 --> 00:36:42,200 Эстер Фрамп — локомотив всей этой кампании.
- 00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:44,118 Увидев эту 15-метровую акулу,
- 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:48,331 другая крупная рыба поймет, что в Невермор стоит вложиться.
- 00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:51,792 А почему вы не поговорите с миссис Аддамс?
- 00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:55,087 Потому что ты можешь быть гораздо убедительнее.
- 00:36:57,715 --> 00:37:00,509 Вы же не просите напустить на нее чары сирены?
- 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:01,844 Нет, конечно.
- 00:37:02,428 --> 00:37:03,554 Я приказываю.
- 00:37:08,267 --> 00:37:11,145 Вы больше никогда не будете меня принуждать.
- 00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:17,985 Почти, мисс Барклай.
- 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:20,988 Да…
- 00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:26,661 Купил этот сувенирчик в антикварной лавке на Флорида-Кис.
- 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,412 Красивый, правда?
- 00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:33,251 Кстати, он инкрустирован кусочками коринфского коралла.
- 00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:35,503 А он оберегает от чар песен сирен.
- 00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:37,713 Всегда держу это при себе.
- 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,260 Понимаешь, ключ к победе
- 00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:44,679 как в гольфе, так и по жизни —
- 00:37:45,179 --> 00:37:46,681 не упускать мяч из виду,
- 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:48,641 так что позволь мне напомнить:
- 00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:51,352 мы оба знаем, что твое будущее в моих руках.
- 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:53,437 Я могу тебя вознести
- 00:37:54,021 --> 00:37:54,897 или раздавить.
- 00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:56,482 Понятно?
- 00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:02,697 Используй свой дар,
- 00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:06,659 чтобы заручиться поддержкой Мортиши Аддамс и ее любимой матушки.
- 00:38:23,759 --> 00:38:24,677 Вещь?
- 00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:29,974 Стоп, где Инид?
- 00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:39,734 <i>Я завладел твоим вниманием?</i>
- 00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:41,360 Кто ты и где Инид?
- 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:45,906 <i>Игра началась. У тебя полчаса,</i> <i>чтобы найти свою подружку-волчицу.</i>
- 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:47,241 <i>Иначе я ее усыплю.</i>
- 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:50,202 <i>Скажешь кому-нибудь — и игре конец.</i>
- 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:51,787 <i>Я слежу за тобой.</i>
- 00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:54,040 <i>Тик-так, мисс Аддамс.</i>
- 00:39:07,219 --> 00:39:10,014 {\an8}ИЩИ В РЕМИЛЯРЕ
- 00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:27,406 Бруно!
- 00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:30,117 Бруно!
- 00:39:31,243 --> 00:39:32,203 Ты как?
- 00:39:33,162 --> 00:39:33,996 Инид…
- 00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:36,999 Где мы?
- 00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:39,960 Кажется, в башне Яго.
- 00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:44,548 Похоже, сюда уже очень давно никто не заходил.
- 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:48,344 Ее закрыли много лет назад после какой-то жуткой грозы.
- 00:39:57,311 --> 00:39:58,854 Кто с нами это сделал?
- 00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:05,611 Ладно, Эйджакс!
- 00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:08,906 Классный прикол! А теперь отпусти нас.
- 00:40:10,699 --> 00:40:11,784 Эйджакс!
- 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:22,545 Кажется, это не прикол.
- 00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:30,553 Уэнздей?
- 00:40:30,636 --> 00:40:32,096 Что ты здесь делаешь?
- 00:40:32,179 --> 00:40:33,639 Я ищу свою соседку.
- 00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:35,808 Какое совпадение. А я ищу тебя.
- 00:40:36,308 --> 00:40:38,686 Я собираю оркестр для раута.
- 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:42,982 - Хочу, чтобы ты играла на виолончели. - Мне сейчас не до этого.
- 00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:45,901 И вы не слишком лестно отзывались о моей игре.
- 00:40:45,985 --> 00:40:49,405 Брось. Я лишь хотела сказать: если хочешь поразить игрой,
- 00:40:49,488 --> 00:40:52,366 дай музыке завладеть тобой.
- 00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:55,619 Иначе будешь просто…
- 00:40:56,245 --> 00:40:57,413 играть по нотам.
- 00:40:57,496 --> 00:40:58,581 Механически.
- 00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:02,293 Репетиция в пятницу. В 15:00.
- 00:41:02,376 --> 00:41:03,878 Надеюсь тебя там увидеть.
- 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:11,177 Это не буквы.
- 00:41:12,178 --> 00:41:13,137 Это ноты.
- 00:41:23,397 --> 00:41:24,773 Сердце — это орган.
- 00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:39,288 Ре, ми, ля, ре.
- 00:41:47,254 --> 00:41:48,464 А если одновременно?
- 00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:56,597 Идем.
- 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:16,617 Будь сегодня полнолуние, мы бы мигом отсюда выбрались.
- 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,662 Прости меня, Бруно.
- 00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:22,164 Ты не виновата.
- 00:42:23,123 --> 00:42:24,625 Я бы так не сказала.
- 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:27,545 Всё, что тут творится, связано с моей соседкой.
- 00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:30,422 Она как черный мед, что манит шершней-убийц.
- 00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:32,633 Почему вы дружите?
- 00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:36,554 Ну, даже несмотря на то,
- 00:42:36,637 --> 00:42:39,056 что Уэнздей — тоннель в конце моего света…
- 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,018 …я не представляю жизнь без нее.
- 00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:47,690 У вас прямо любовь до гроба.
- 00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:50,568 С акцентом на слове «гроб».
- 00:42:52,611 --> 00:42:54,154 Я бы тоже так хотел.
- 00:43:01,537 --> 00:43:03,372 Надо как-то выбраться отсюда.
- 00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:08,752 Цепь не разорвать, можно попробовать как-то выпутаться.
- 00:43:10,504 --> 00:43:11,547 Тут надо…
- 00:43:12,214 --> 00:43:13,257 Попробуй…
- 00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:15,050 - Твое плечо… - Разверни ноги.
- 00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:22,850 Я думала, ты вставил новые батарейки.
- 00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:27,021 По-твоему, он светит ярко?
- 00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:58,385 ЧАСИКИ ТИКАЮТ
- 00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:06,477 Это башня Яго.
- 00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:10,105 Быстрее.
- 00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:15,944 - Прости, можешь просто… - Плечо…
- 00:44:22,868 --> 00:44:25,120 - Привет. - Привет.
- 00:44:25,954 --> 00:44:27,331 Не получилось.
- 00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:34,463 Всё хорошо?
- 00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:35,547 Да.
- 00:44:35,631 --> 00:44:38,550 Такое бывает при стрессе. Или когда нервничаю.
- 00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:40,344 Побочка переходного возраста.
- 00:44:41,804 --> 00:44:44,014 Бывает у тех, кто поздно обернулся.
- 00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:48,686 Я это сделал последним в семье.
- 00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:51,605 Не может быть.
- 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:55,693 Как и я. И у меня тоже на нервяке выскакивали когти.
- 00:44:56,777 --> 00:44:59,154 - «Квадратное дыхание» пробовал? - Нет.
- 00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:02,741 Длинный вдох.
- 00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:05,411 Считаешь до четырех.
- 00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:08,747 Длинный выдох.
- 00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:40,112 - Инид! - Уэнздей?
- 00:45:40,195 --> 00:45:42,614 Наконец-то! Вытащи нас отсюда!
- 00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:45,492 Вещь, сними замки с цепей.
- 00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:52,249 Вещь! Берегись!
- 00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:55,377 Вещь! Ты цел?
- 00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:08,348 Уэнздей!
- 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:09,683 Спаси нас!
- 00:46:26,492 --> 00:46:27,701 «Чего тут не видно?»
- 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,995 ЧЕГО ТУТ НЕ ВИДНО? ЗА ДРУЗЕЙ ОБИДНО.
- 00:46:30,996 --> 00:46:32,122 О нет!
- 00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:37,836 По, Данте,
- 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,421 Шелли, Диккенс…
- 00:46:40,088 --> 00:46:41,465 Уэнздей, скорее!
- 00:46:43,175 --> 00:46:45,719 Сборники томов знаменитых писателей.
- 00:46:48,722 --> 00:46:49,723 Уэнздей!
- 00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:52,226 Пруст, Толстой…
- 00:46:54,102 --> 00:46:56,063 Видимо, тут не хватает книги.
- 00:46:57,898 --> 00:47:00,609 Если выживу, на целый день засяду в спа-салоне!
- 00:47:00,692 --> 00:47:01,610 Уэллс…
- 00:47:02,444 --> 00:47:03,695 «Клуб нянек»?
- 00:47:04,196 --> 00:47:05,030 Сколько там?
- 00:47:05,948 --> 00:47:07,825 - Всего 131. - Блин! Это все.
- 00:47:07,908 --> 00:47:10,786 - Были еще графические новеллы… - Помолчи, Инид.
- 00:47:14,748 --> 00:47:15,958 «Чего тут не видно?»
- 00:47:17,709 --> 00:47:20,504 Ну конечно! «Человек-невидимка» Герберта Уэллса.
- 00:47:25,217 --> 00:47:26,385 Уэнздей, время!
- 00:47:29,763 --> 00:47:31,431 ЧЕЛОВЕК-НЕВИДИМКА
- 00:47:42,776 --> 00:47:44,319 Уэнздей, сработало!
- 00:47:58,667 --> 00:47:59,751 Кто здесь?
- 00:48:08,677 --> 00:48:10,637 С Днем приколов, Уэнздей.
- 00:48:12,222 --> 00:48:15,475 Мой безумный демон — тинейджер-невидимка?
- 00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:22,399 Нас не представили как подобает.
- 00:48:22,482 --> 00:48:23,650 Я Агнес Демилль,
- 00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:26,069 твоя самая верная суперфанатка.
- 00:48:27,529 --> 00:48:31,116 Я должна поверить, что ты всё это провернула в одиночку?
- 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:34,036 Мне чуточку помогли давинчи.
- 00:48:34,119 --> 00:48:36,830 Я задоксила их стремные фотки в Snapchat.
- 00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:38,415 Плюсы невидимости.
- 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:45,505 Я просто подумала: «Ч… Б… С… У».
- 00:48:46,089 --> 00:48:47,507 Что бы сделала Уэнздей?
- 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:49,676 Это моя фраза, мелкая дрянь!
- 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,221 Я знала, что моя головоломка привлечет твое внимание.
- 00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:57,267 Надеюсь, она соответствует твоим высочайшим стандартам.
- 00:48:58,268 --> 00:49:00,520 Признайся, ты слегка впечатлена.
- 00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:04,232 Нас чуть не продырявила фанатеющая по тебе же мини-ты.
- 00:49:06,109 --> 00:49:07,611 Я тебя сейчас порву.
- 00:49:07,694 --> 00:49:10,405 Втяни коготки, Барби-ванилька.
- 00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:15,494 Скажи спасибо за романтик с красавчиком из твоей стаи. Не за что.
- 00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:18,997 Ты чуть не сожгла мою новеллу в костре.
- 00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:20,791 То было лишь для затравочки.
- 00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:23,168 А это главное блюдо.
- 00:49:23,251 --> 00:49:26,171 Зачем ты убила Галпина и подбросила его глаз Инид?
- 00:49:26,254 --> 00:49:28,215 Так глаз был настоящий?
- 00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:29,716 Я не убивала Галпина.
- 00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:34,596 Я хотела стать твоей подругой, а не подозреваемой в убийстве.
- 00:49:36,181 --> 00:49:38,725 Прихватила в качестве сувенира.
- 00:49:40,727 --> 00:49:42,688 Я уже просмотрела его сообщения.
- 00:49:44,064 --> 00:49:45,482 И электронную почту.
- 00:49:45,565 --> 00:49:47,609 Если не ты его убила, тогда кто?
- 00:49:48,193 --> 00:49:49,611 Могу помочь тебе узнать.
- 00:49:56,910 --> 00:49:59,871 Только за Уэнздей могут охотиться сразу два демона.
- 00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:01,832 Еще местечко найдется?
- 00:50:01,915 --> 00:50:03,333 Топай по лестнице.
- 00:50:13,051 --> 00:50:15,595 {\an8}КОТТЕДЖ РОТВУД
- 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:25,272 Бьянка!
- 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:28,316 Какой сюрприз! Прошу, проходи.
- 00:50:30,777 --> 00:50:32,612 Ты что-то забыла, дорогая?
- 00:50:33,155 --> 00:50:33,989 Ну…
- 00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:35,699 вообще-то да.
- 00:50:37,617 --> 00:50:38,952 Скажите своей матери,
- 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,371 чтобы она пришла на раут
- 00:50:41,955 --> 00:50:43,874 и сделала щедрое пожертвование.
- 00:50:44,416 --> 00:50:47,169 Она для вас главный приоритет.
- 00:50:49,004 --> 00:50:49,838 Да.
- 00:50:50,839 --> 00:50:51,673 Всё верно.
- 00:50:52,799 --> 00:50:53,633 Мама…
- 00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:56,094 Надо ей позвонить.
- 00:51:00,015 --> 00:51:03,560 Вы не вспомните, что я была здесь, миссис Аддамс.
- 00:51:09,649 --> 00:51:10,567 Спокойной ночи.
- 00:51:32,464 --> 00:51:33,924 Я забыла про твой ДР.
- 00:51:34,007 --> 00:51:35,467 И это непростительно.
- 00:51:36,343 --> 00:51:38,637 Это тебе за мои провалы в памяти.
- 00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:44,017 Старинные тиски для пальцев.
- 00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:47,521 Наполеоновская эпоха. Их сделал сам Анатоль Дебле.
- 00:51:47,604 --> 00:51:49,606 Самый одиозный палач Франции.
- 00:51:51,149 --> 00:51:53,068 Хочу стать твоей первой жертвой.
- 00:52:01,618 --> 00:52:03,245 Я тоже волнуюсь за Инид.
- 00:52:04,037 --> 00:52:07,582 Пришлось отвлечься на разоблачение этого рыжеволосого демона.
- 00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:12,963 Если получится вернуть экстрасенсорику, полагаю, я смогу спасти Инид
- 00:52:13,046 --> 00:52:15,382 и выяснить, кто убил Галпина и Брэдбери.
- 00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:18,468 Надо перечитать книгу Гуди.
- 00:52:19,177 --> 00:52:20,971 Ты ничего там не нашел?
- 00:52:24,766 --> 00:52:25,600 Где она?
- 00:52:30,021 --> 00:52:31,523 Мама забрала мою книгу?
- 00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:04,556 <i>Вы позвонили директору Барри Дорту.</i>
- 00:53:04,639 --> 00:53:09,102 <i>Я не могу ответить, но без паники:</i> <i>оставьте сообщение, и я вам перезвоню.</i>
- 00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:10,604 <i>Да здравствует Невермор!</i>
- 00:53:11,354 --> 00:53:12,981 Это Гейб Паккард.
- 00:53:13,064 --> 00:53:16,401 Наша автошкола больше не будет обучать неверморцев.
- 00:53:16,902 --> 00:53:19,613 Инид Синклер довела меня до ручки.
- 00:53:52,604 --> 00:53:53,438 Что за…
- 00:57:29,612 --> 00:57:31,531 Перевод субтитров: Вадим Иванков
- 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:12,429 [fraught, suspenseful music playing]
- 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:17,851 [Enid] <i>Wednesday, hurry!</i>
- 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:19,519 {\an8}<i>This is all your fault.</i>
- 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:21,021 [echoing] <i>Wednesday…</i>
- 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:22,147 [murder cawing]
- 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:23,648 <i>Wednesday…</i>
- 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:25,692 <i>I died because of you!</i>
- 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:27,694 -[music fades] -Enid!
- 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:29,863 [Morticia] Enid's fine, dear.
- 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:32,115 It's you I'm worried about.
- 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:35,410 Mother.
- 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:39,664 When it comes to your ability, I asked you to be honest with me.
- 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,791 I know what those tears mean.
- 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:44,252 It's psychic exhaustion.
- 00:00:44,335 --> 00:00:47,297 That's what happens when you abuse your gift.
- 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:48,590 I've harnessed it.
- 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:50,967 [scoffs] You sound just like your aunt.
- 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:53,928 How do I get the tears to go away?
- 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:58,224 Well… you can start by giving me Goody's book of spells.
- 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:01,644 Don't be upset with him. He was worried sick.
- 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:04,355 As was I.
- 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:09,402 Goody was my spirit guide. That book belongs to me.
- 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:12,072 This isn't something you can control.
- 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,991 You have to be patient and wait for your new guide.
- 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,910 They will appear when the time is right.
- 00:01:16,993 --> 00:01:18,453 I don't have that time.
- 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:20,747 Not after tonight.
- 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:24,501 You never believe the rules apply to you.
- 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,711 And I applaud that.
- 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:29,422 But you cannot bend your psychic ability to your will.
- 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,299 And you can't expect me to bend to yours.
- 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:35,804 You cannot tell me to blaze my own trail and then put up these roadblocks.
- 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:37,305 I am not your enemy.
- 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:38,264 I am your mother.
- 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:41,476 Your ability is not a weapon to be deployed.
- 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:43,520 It's a gift to be respected.
- 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,356 I liked you better a crystal ball away.
- 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:50,276 Well, one day I won't be here anymore.
- 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,404 And you can recklessly live your life as you see fit.
- 00:01:58,284 --> 00:02:01,287 You were supposed to help me protect her.
- 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,082 Most of all, from herself.
- 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,545 [ominous music playing]
- 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:14,926 [Wednesday] <i>Galpin's warning, Xavier's painting,</i>
- 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:18,304 <i>and my vision of Enid's death…</i>
- 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:23,268 <i>they all have a certain one-eyed,</i> <i>black-winged bird in common.</i>
- 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:26,771 Lurch?
- 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,107 We need to make a stop.
- 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,152 [Lurch growls]
- 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,579 [eerie, mysterious music playing]
- 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,182 {\an8}[Wednesday] Galpin!
- 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:18,323 How can it be breaking and entering if everything is already broken?
- 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:22,744 {\an8}Galpin?
- 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:26,206 {\an8}I know you're lurking somewhere in this suburban squalor.
- 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:34,464 {\an8}I don't have time for your drunken stupors.
- 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:36,174 I need you to tell me about your case.
- 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:37,550 [jarring stinger]
- 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:53,733 [cawing]
- 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:17,924 [caws]
- 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,093 [caws]
- 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:30,353 Murdered by a murder of crows.
- 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:35,733 What a perfectly ironic death wasted on the least ironic man I ever met.
- 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:40,029 Let's see if he can finally offer some useful investigative insight.
- 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,824 It's my only clue to saving Enid.
- 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:47,704 [staticky audio distortions]
- 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:52,041 I'm not seeing anything.
- 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:57,797 [staticky audio distortions continue]
- 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:02,176 My ability.
- 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:05,513 -It's not working. -[sirens wailing]
- 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:11,144 [agitated chatter outside]
- 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:12,812 Freeze!
- 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,691 Wednesday Addams, you're under arrest.
- 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,986 [jauntily macabre music playing]
- 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:31,748 -What were you doing at Galpin's house? -He asked me to stop by.
- 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,124 In the middle of the night?
- 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:34,959 What were you doing there, Sheriff?
- 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:40,465 Turns out, the last person to have his eyes pecked out
- 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:42,675 called Galpin right before he died.
- 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,344 You remember him?
- 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:45,678 Carl Bradbury?
- 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:49,307 I wanted to know what they had discussed, but Galpin wasn't answering his cell.
- 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:52,018 A phone that has since vanished.
- 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,937 There was no trace when we searched Galpin's house.
- 00:05:55,938 --> 00:05:57,940 You wouldn't know anything about that?
- 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:01,569 [Wednesday] I didn't take his phone. And why are you questioning me?
- 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:05,198 Galpin's son, Tyler, is a psychopath who hates his father.
- 00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:08,284 Who's to say he didn't orchestrate this?
- 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,662 Tyler's safely locked away at Willow Hill.
- 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:13,873 And you were at both crime scenes.
- 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:15,875 What aren't you telling me, Ms. Addams?
- 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:17,210 Volumes, no doubt.
- 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,588 You could dangle her over a pit of rattlesnakes,
- 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:22,965 and she still wouldn't tell you her secrets.
- 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,468 -[rattlesnakes buzz] -Trust me, I've tried.
- 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:28,930 I'm allowed to question your daughter, Mr. Addams.
- 00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:31,140 You can sit back there, quietly.
- 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:33,559 I'm also her lawyer.
- 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,688 And I don't do anything quietly.
- 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:41,109 If you wish to speak to my client again, you'll need a court order.
- 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:43,194 [sprightly, whimsical music playing]
- 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,531 [whispers] Have a good night.
- 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:54,872 I was fixing my nightcap when Lurch burst in.
- 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,916 Almost choked on my olive.
- 00:06:56,999 --> 00:06:59,001 I've never seen the old boy so agitated.
- 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,586 [Lurch growls]
- 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:01,754 And Mother?
- 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:05,425 Hmm. This stays between us.
- 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:08,553 To Galpin.
- 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:10,972 [Gomez smacks lips, sighs]
- 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:14,976 Why were you at his house?
- 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,770 Are you asking as my lawyer or as my father?
- 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:22,525 I can recognize when a fellow card player is keeping some aces up their sleeve.
- 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:23,693 I respect that.
- 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:26,320 But bluffing only gets you so far.
- 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:29,615 I saw Galpin yesterday.
- 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:32,493 He was working on a case, asked for my help.
- 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:35,204 You get your reckless curiosity from me.
- 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,373 That's why your mother's so worried about you.
- 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,959 You need to pack her trunks and take her back home.
- 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:41,961 I'm afraid her mind is made up.
- 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:43,337 She's staying.
- 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:44,464 Trust me.
- 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,757 That casket is closed.
- 00:07:52,054 --> 00:07:53,764 What happened to Aunt Ophelia?
- 00:07:58,394 --> 00:08:00,062 That, my little poison pen…
- 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,691 is not my story to tell.
- 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:13,951 [music trails off]
- 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,752 You weren't there at lights out last night.
- 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:25,213 Don't worry, I didn't tell Ajax.
- 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:27,715 What were you doing in the Hummers Shed?
- 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:30,593 Tell me you weren't eating my bees like your creepy uncle.
- 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:35,890 I know you and I aren't exactly friends, but can you keep a secret?
- 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:40,603 I swear, if even one of my bees is missing, I'm telling Wedn…
- 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:42,188 [chains rattling]
- 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:49,070 Down, boy!
- 00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:51,739 [inhaler puffs]
- 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:52,823 [gasps]
- 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:55,868 What is that?
- 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:57,620 The coolest thing ever!
- 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,039 Now we have a pet and a best friend!
- 00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:02,166 Watch this. It gets cooler.
- 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:06,837 Remember that story Ajax told us the first night here?
- 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,256 It's all true.
- 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:13,427 I jump-started his clockwork heart and brought him back to life.
- 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:16,514 This really is the boy from the Skull Tree.
- 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:18,140 He's not an urban legend.
- 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,392 He was one of us.
- 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:22,353 Which is why we should keep him locked up in here forever.
- 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,690 I don't think that's a very safe idea.
- 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:28,359 Or a sanitary one.
- 00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:30,528 We need to tell someone before he eats us.
- 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:31,445 He won't.
- 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,948 Besides, he's got no brain.
- 00:09:34,031 --> 00:09:35,825 Which means he's as harmless as a slug.
- 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:36,742 [snarls]
- 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,160 [Eugene yelps]
- 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,704 He is hungry, though.
- 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,247 What about honey?
- 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,873 It's nature's perfect food.
- 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:46,836 Uh, antioxidant, antibacterial, low glycemic index.
- 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:58,055 See? He likes it.
- 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,308 [raspy gurgling]
- 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:04,687 [Eugene spits]
- 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,107 I think I'm going to call him Slurp.
- 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:16,616 I don't know what's been happening with my psychic ability lately.
- 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,743 There must be an answer in Goody's book.
- 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:25,416 In my last vision, Enid dies and it's all my fault.
- 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,877 Somehow it's connected to those birds.
- 00:10:29,503 --> 00:10:31,380 No one else can know about this.
- 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:35,343 Especially Enid. She's far too fragile to face her own impending doom.
- 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,808 [chilling music intensifying]
- 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:47,438 Enid?
- 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:51,776 Enid!
- 00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,700 Thing, get help!
- 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:01,535 [restrained snickering]
- 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,120 [content giggling]
- 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,122 [self-satisfied sigh]
- 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,209 Mmm.
- 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,670 Blood and orange jam. My favorite.
- 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,382 Got ya! Happy Prank Day!
- 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,800 [tersely] Prank Day?
- 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:17,551 It's an annual Nevermore tradition.
- 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,471 You hadn't arrived last year when we did it. [sighs]
- 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:23,015 The look on your face when you thought I was dead,
- 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,225 that was priceless.
- 00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:26,477 I'll carry that memory to my grave.
- 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,604 You might end up there sooner than you think.
- 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:32,108 I was just getting you back for that fake eyeball on my pillow.
- 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,734 What fake eyeball?
- 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,570 [grim, foreboding music playing]
- 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:42,284 I'd recognize this judgmental, beady blue-eye stare anywhere.
- 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,621 Ugh, it's so real looking.
- 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:47,790 Where'd you get it?
- 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,085 A little birdie must have dropped it off.
- 00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:54,797 Are we going to talk about what happened last night at the pyre?
- 00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:58,217 You freaked me out with the fainting spell and black tears.
- 00:11:58,801 --> 00:11:59,802 I'm fine.
- 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:02,471 If you were, Lurch wouldn't have had to carry you out of there.
- 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,557 For someone who hates being the center of attention,
- 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,809 you have a weird habit of attracting it.
- 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,602 I'd rather attract leprosy.
- 00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:12,815 I know that being popular goes against everything Wednesday-core,
- 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,484 but for the rest of us who also helped save the school,
- 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,111 it is a nice silver lining.
- 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,696 Then consider me your dark cloud.
- 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:22,700 -Always. -[phone chimes persistently]
- 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:33,919 Um, I think your stalker's back, and they somehow have my cell number.
- 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,173 Call that number back.
- 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,303 [line ringing]
- 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:45,139 [Galpin] <i>Hey, it's Donovan Galpin.</i> <i>Leave it at the beep.</i>
- 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:48,100 Why is Galpin stalking you on my phone?
- 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,643 And why were you at his house?
- 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,437 This isn't Galpin. He was murdered.
- 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,314 -This must be his killer. -What?
- 00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:54,774 Are you pranking me now?
- 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,779 [pants] I cannot believe it's only day two of the school year,
- 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,490 and you already involved yourself in some grisly murder case.
- 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,033 Maybe you're cursed.
- 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:07,536 I feel really bad about Galpin, but I didn't even know him that well.
- 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,331 If you could leave me out of this, that would be great.
- 00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:11,832 This is my fun and freedom era.
- 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,210 I've sworn off all dead bodies this semester.
- 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,506 This is why you should stay in the dorm with Thing until I figure this out.
- 00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:23,093 You're the one being stalked by a killer. I have sharp teeth and claws, remember?
- 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,805 Also, I have my first driver's ed lesson this afternoon.
- 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,515 You're learning to drive?
- 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,475 Not all of us have chauffeurs.
- 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:32,061 [cheeky, whimsical music playing]
- 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,647 [door opens, closes]
- 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:37,858 [grim music continues]
- 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,363 [audio distortion whooshes]
- 00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:43,614 [music intensifies]
- 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,115 [music trails off]
- 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,369 Stay here. Study Goody's book.
- 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,454 Look for anything about regaining abilities.
- 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,581 ["You Really Got Me" by the Kinks playing]
- 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,459 [students clamoring boisterously]
- 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,545 [rowdy garage rock continues]
- 00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:01,006 <i>♪ Girl, you really got me goin' ♪</i>
- 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:04,218 <i>♪ You got me</i> <i>So I don't know what I'm doin' ♪</i>
- 00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:07,513 <i>♪ Yeah, you really got me now ♪</i>
- 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:08,597 [Ajax chuckles]
- 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,683 <i>♪ You got me so I can't sleep at night ♪</i>
- 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,353 <i>♪ Yeah, you really got me now ♪</i>
- 00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:15,312 Hey!
- 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,647 Look at her face!
- 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,735 <i>♪ Oh yeah, you really got me now ♪</i>
- 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,863 <i>♪ You got me so I can't sleep at night ♪</i>
- 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,698 <i>♪ You really got me ♪</i>
- 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,199 <i>♪ You really got me ♪</i>
- 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,451 <i>♪ You really got me ♪</i>
- 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,290 You know the best medicine for a broken heart?
- 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,126 Prank Day revenge,
- 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,962 courtesy of my very own flying bloodsuckers.
- 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,006 Sumatran Tiger Fleas.
- 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,426 <i>♪ You got me so I can't sleep at night ♪</i>
- 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,763 <i>♪ You really got me now ♪</i>
- 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,725 [swarm's buzzing drowns out audio]
- 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,729 [Bruno yelping]
- 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,692 -[yelping] -Bruno!
- 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,866 Hey. Thanks, guys.
- 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:11,410 Hey, and, uh…
- 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,246 Happy Prank Day.
- 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:21,962 Whoa! Whoa!
- 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:26,091 <i>♪ You got me so I can't sleep at night</i> <i>You really got me, you really got me ♪</i>
- 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,760 [Ajax yelling]
- 00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:31,889 [song trails off]
- 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:32,973 Ah!
- 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,104 [Dort laughs] Look at that, Orloff.
- 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,690 [chuckling] Isn't it glorious?
- 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,526 Oh, unadulterated Outcast spirit!
- 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,320 Makes my soul sing.
- 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:50,032 I detest Prank Day.
- 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:55,537 Last year, someone put eels in my jar.
- 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,925 It's Wednesday.
- 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,970 [Dort] Oh, I must say, Ms. Addams,
- 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,806 you certainly know how to play to a crowd.
- 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:16,809 Burning the portrait totally caught me off guard.
- 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,978 I assumed you'd be humiliated.
- 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,522 Are you kidding me? I loved it.
- 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:24,566 Acts of defiance are what make us Outcasts.
- 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,527 Right, Dr. Orloff?
- 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,570 One quick question before you go.
- 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:32,241 Are you aware of any student or member of staff who can control birds?
- 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,493 You mean an Avian?
- 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:36,370 Why do you ask?
- 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:39,790 I'm working on a project about underrepresented Outcasts.
- 00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:44,712 We haven't had an Avian enrolled for at least…
- 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,423 ten years.
- 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,260 Well, have fun.
- 00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:00,769 [music trails off]
- 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,689 [elegant opera music playing faintly]
- 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,316 [Bianca] I love what you've done with the place.
- 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,860 [Morticia] Thank you.
- 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,611 Where did you find those?
- 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:14,033 From an expedition Gomez's Uncle Vasco led in the Peruvian rainforest.
- 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,118 That's Uncle Vasco on the left.
- 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,706 Nothing like family to make a house feel like a home.
- 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,044 Thank you, Lurch.
- 00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:29,631 Principal Dort was so excited you accepted the gala chair,
- 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,217 he wanted me to bring these straight over.
- 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:33,761 It's a list of potential donors.
- 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,095 [chuckles softly]
- 00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:38,640 Needless to say, my daughter is not happy that I'm staying.
- 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:42,144 Well, is Wednesday ever happy about anything?
- 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,063 -Mmm. -[laughs]
- 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,608 No, she's lucky to have a mom who's so concerned about her.
- 00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,193 You and your mother aren't close?
- 00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:55,115 We spent time together this summer, um…
- 00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:59,161 digging out from under all her decisions.
- 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,245 [Morticia] Hmm.
- 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:03,123 Perhaps that's why the spirits have brought us together.
- 00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:06,710 I understand that need to prove yourself,
- 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,463 especially with a complicated mother.
- 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,091 I've always admired your mom.
- 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,258 [Morticia] Mmm.
- 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:16,470 How she built Frump Mortuaries into one of the most successful
- 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:19,348 Outcast-owned businesses in the country.
- 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,141 I'd love to do something like that.
- 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:25,104 Mama was always better with the dead than she was the living.
- 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,564 Well, I think Principal Dort was hoping
- 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:30,067 you would reach out to her for a large donation.
- 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,652 [Morticia chuckles wryly]
- 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:37,574 Ah, the last poor soul who asked Mama for a donation died of fright.
- 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:41,120 She sent him home in a casket along with the bill.
- 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:42,955 Cookie?
- 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:46,959 I shouldn't.
- 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,044 Oh.
- 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:53,507 [crunching]
- 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,303 He's still here.
- 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,889 [Eugene] I don't know if it's the smell of rotting flesh
- 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,976 or the after-effects of that ungrateful gorgon stoning us
- 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,435 that's making me nauseous.
- 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,563 All this excitement's making me hungry.
- 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:08,772 What is that?
- 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,525 Mystery meat sandwich. From the cafeteria.
- 00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,569 [Eugene] Nobody actually eats those.
- 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:17,239 The meat's made from ground up chicken brains and pig butts.
- 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,158 -[raspy growls] -[Pugsley] I think it's tasty.
- 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:22,494 It reminds me of my Uncle Fester's Romanian goulash.
- 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,872 -[Eugene] Eugh. -Said he makes it with real ghouls.
- 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,416 He likes it too. Good Slurp.
- 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,876 No surprise.
- 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,461 That stuff's not made for the living.
- 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,506 We're gonna be late for class.
- 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:36,675 Don't worry, boy.
- 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:39,386 After dinner, we'll come back with a backpack of mystery meat.
- 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:48,729 [growls]
- 00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:55,652 [snarling]
- 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,572 [suspenseful music playing]
- 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,367 [bellows]
- 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,452 [music trails off]
- 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:08,916 Watch Enid.
- 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,126 I need to question Tyler about his father.
- 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,880 I'm going to go visit the Hyde in his backwater bell jar.
- 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,674 You haven't seen me.
- 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:18,592 Got it?
- 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:31,188 -Got a ride. -[Enid] Just a sec! Forgot something.
- 00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:33,273 They're not gonna let me drive without it!
- 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:38,904 Thing? I'm running late.
- 00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:41,198 Have you seen my driver's ed consent form?
- 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,908 I swear, I left it right here.
- 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,788 -[sighs] -[whimsical music playing]
- 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:49,998 Mrs. Addams! Hi!
- 00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:52,251 Uh, Wednesday's not here.
- 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,336 That's all right, dear.
- 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:57,005 I'm sure Thing can help me find what I'm looking for.
- 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,139 Goody's book.
- 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,683 Pass it over.
- 00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,318 {\an8}[rusty squeaking]
- 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,908 -Enid Sinclair? -[hazard indicator beeping]
- 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:29,913 All right, uh, get in.
- 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,041 [grunts]
- 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,468 [instructor, primly] Seatbelt.
- 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,808 Okay, here at 3rd Wheel Driving, we respect the vehicle,
- 00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:51,768 the other drivers, and the road.
- 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,104 Do you have any previous driving experience?
- 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,273 Video games don't count.
- 00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,109 [groovy haunting rock music playing]
- 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,195 Punch it, toots!
- 00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:06,116 [music halts]
- 00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:09,494 My uncle used to let me sit behind the wheel while we ran errands.
- 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,246 [chuckling] Sure.
- 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,457 Okay.
- 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:17,294 I want you to imagine the wheel as a clock face.
- 00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:20,589 You're going to put your hands at 10:00 and 2:00.
- 00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:25,552 Mmm.
- 00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:28,180 Now with your right hand, shift into drive.
- 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:31,058 Now, take your time. You're a newbie.
- 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,143 Nerves are perfectly normal.
- 00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:35,979 Always remember, caution is your friend.
- 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,190 [engine revving]
- 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,400 [brakes screech]
- 00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:45,906 We also respect the speed limit.
- 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:51,078 I'm the captain of this ship, young lady.
- 00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:53,038 -[chortling] -[growling in distance]
- 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:56,333 [Slurp growls]
- 00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:57,709 [eerie music playing]
- 00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:00,420 [instructor scoffs]
- 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,841 {\an8}This school gets weirder every year.
- 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,761 ["Dies Irae" from Verdi's "Requiem" playing]
- 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:13,517 [sweeping, dramatic opera music playing]
- 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:15,602 I'm the captain now.
- 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:17,562 [shrieks]
- 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,405 [music subsides]
- 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:30,117 She's had Goody's spell book all summer,
- 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,036 and you never thought to bring it to my attention?
- 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,122 Gomez and I sent you here to make sure
- 00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:38,250 that she didn't succumb to her own worst instincts.
- 00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:39,918 Where is your loyalty to us?
- 00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:44,881 Of course you are a member of this family.
- 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:47,551 Just because I'm cross with you doesn't diminish that.
- 00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:51,346 Stop treating you like a servant?
- 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,432 When have we ever done that?
- 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,642 [lush, gloomy music playing]
- 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,522 {\an8}[Morticia] Thing. Dim the lights!
- 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:01,690 Mmm.
- 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:04,234 Thing. Top me off, old boy.
- 00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:05,652 Don't be stingy this time.
- 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,155 Little more.
- 00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:11,408 Little more. More, more, more…
- 00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:13,827 Stop, stop, stop! What're you doing?
- 00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:16,580 Hold still, boy.
- 00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:18,498 Ooh!
- 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,918 Sorry, old boy!
- 00:24:25,046 --> 00:24:29,968 I admit, perhaps there may have been times when we overstepped.
- 00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:34,556 I'm so sorry we depend on your steady hand so much.
- 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:40,437 Don't take my poor relationship with Wednesday out on you?
- 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:43,565 It's not poor!
- 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,401 It's fraught.
- 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,744 [car alarm beeping rapidly]
- 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:01,750 [tires screech]
- 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,335 [roof ornament squeaking]
- 00:25:03,418 --> 00:25:04,628 [instructor whimpering]
- 00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:06,713 I look forward to our next lesson.
- 00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:11,551 [foreboding music playing]
- 00:25:15,972 --> 00:25:17,557 I'm here to see Tyler Galpin.
- 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:20,018 [chuckles dryly] Hey, Ross, check it out.
- 00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:23,605 Another one of those weirdo fangirls who's got the hots for the Hyde.
- 00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:28,735 Quit wasting our time, and find something else to obsess over.
- 00:25:28,818 --> 00:25:31,196 You know, like, uh, boy bands or puppies.
- 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:35,242 Call your supervisors and tell them Wednesday Addams is here.
- 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:38,495 That's Addams with two Ds, like "padded room."
- 00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:51,925 [administrator] Jellybean?
- 00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:56,680 I'm impressed.
- 00:25:56,763 --> 00:26:01,518 As a stickler for proper form etiquette, you have left no box unchecked.
- 00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:03,812 This isn't my first time with the criminally insane.
- 00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:05,146 When can I see Tyler?
- 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:08,942 Ah, hold those pigtails. Dr. Fairburn will need to make that call.
- 00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:10,735 Is that Tyler's handler?
- 00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:12,445 Handler?
- 00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:14,197 We're not a zoo.
- 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:17,117 You're right. Zoos don't pretend that animals can change their nature
- 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,036 with electroshock therapy and daily drug cocktails.
- 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:23,915 Dr. Fairburn is the chief psychiatrist,
- 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:28,211 and a pioneer in the field of Outcast mental health.
- 00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:30,130 I have her book here somewhere.
- 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:34,509 Her book…
- 00:26:36,052 --> 00:26:38,054 <i>Unlocking the Outcast Mind.</i>
- 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:41,099 It's required reading in medical schools around the country.
- 00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:44,352 {\an8}She even inscribed it.
- 00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:47,314 Is Dr. Fairburn an Outcast?
- 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,609 No. Why does that matter?
- 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:53,737 It's like a vegetarian writing a book on cannibalism.
- 00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:57,032 -Always been skeptical of psychiatrists. -[unknown voice] Me too.
- 00:26:57,115 --> 00:26:59,117 [mysterious, uneasy music playing]
- 00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:04,080 Hello, Wednesday.
- 00:27:04,914 --> 00:27:06,249 I'm Dr. Fairburn.
- 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,419 Tyler has spoken of you often.
- 00:27:10,086 --> 00:27:12,255 I hope my name leaves a bad taste in his mouth.
- 00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:15,967 Thank you, Judi.
- 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:17,802 Walk with me.
- 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,687 Why do you want to see Tyler?
- 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:29,648 To parrot my former psychiatrist,
- 00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:32,317 who Tyler gutted like a freshly caught trout,
- 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,610 I need closure.
- 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:37,113 I granted your request with the court weeks ago,
- 00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:39,658 so I knew you'd show your face sooner or later.
- 00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:43,995 I'm guessing you chose today because of Donovan Galpin's murder.
- 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:46,873 Has Tyler heard the news?
- 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:52,170 Tyler has proven to be a particularly manipulative and uncooperative patient.
- 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:54,673 Of course, I've never dealt with a Hyde before,
- 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:56,758 so this is uncharted territory.
- 00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:58,385 What about Marilyn Thornhill?
- 00:27:58,468 --> 00:28:01,096 She still denies that she's Tyler's master.
- 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,890 She's being held in a different facility.
- 00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:06,976 I'm working off the theory that the longer they're separated,
- 00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,937 the weaker their bond becomes.
- 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:12,607 Then I surmise you and I are speaking because you need my help.
- 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,944 My traditional care methods aren't yielding results,
- 00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:17,821 so I think it's time to be…
- 00:28:18,321 --> 00:28:19,698 unorthodox.
- 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:21,282 Well, you know what they say.
- 00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:25,328 If you can't kill them with kindness, try lethal injection.
- 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:27,247 This way.
- 00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:42,303 You could be the psychological shock Tyler needs
- 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,389 to initiate his rehabilitation.
- 00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:48,768 If the sight of me brings him any modicum of pain, count me in.
- 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:52,981 [keypad beeping]
- 00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:02,907 Now, you'll be perfectly safe,
- 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:06,202 but if you feel threatened or uncomfortable in any way,
- 00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:07,871 push the red button on the wall.
- 00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:10,373 I'll be watching everything on the monitor.
- 00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:12,792 Keep a close watch, please.
- 00:29:46,701 --> 00:29:50,288 So, what do you think of the place?
- 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:58,797 It was originally designed for a schizophrenic werewolf,
- 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,884 who went on a full-moon killing spree in the summer of '92.
- 00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:05,303 Ironic, considering you were thrashed by a werewolf.
- 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:10,558 It was inevitable your morbid curiosity would bring you here.
- 00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:13,853 I knew you couldn't resist seeing me again.
- 00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:17,106 Is that the deluded lie you've been telling yourself in solitude?
- 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:20,026 The only person lying to themselves is you, Wednesday.
- 00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:22,862 You sensed the monster in me.
- 00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:25,073 You fell in love with it.
- 00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:30,745 We're two black-hearted souls ready to pillage the world together.
- 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,456 The only thing you're pillaging is an extra fruit cup at dinner.
- 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:36,960 You act like you're the smartest person in the room, but you're not.
- 00:30:38,753 --> 00:30:40,797 How come I ended up on this side of the bars?
- 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,006 Because you got lucky.
- 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:43,716 -[trills] -[electricity crackles]
- 00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:54,018 Your father is dead.
- 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:58,189 He was murdered last night.
- 00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:00,692 [chuckles wryly]
- 00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:04,696 How was he killed?
- 00:31:04,779 --> 00:31:06,072 [Wednesday] Gruesomely.
- 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,658 Another victim died the same way.
- 00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:11,202 Your father's old partner. Carl Bradbury.
- 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,788 Two murders in two days.
- 00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:16,875 Both connected to your family.
- 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,336 You got me, Wednesday.
- 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:24,340 I'm a criminal mastermind pulling the strings from in here.
- 00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:25,884 Who else would want him dead?
- 00:31:27,510 --> 00:31:29,220 You're looking for my help?
- 00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:33,516 I'm flattered, but… it's going to be so much more fun
- 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,768 watching you grope around in the dark.
- 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:40,565 Say hi to Enid for me.
- 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:45,153 Tell her I'm gonna kill her the next time I see her.
- 00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:49,032 Make her pay for sticking her snout in my business.
- 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:53,369 I want her screams to haunt you for the rest of your life.
- 00:31:54,954 --> 00:31:56,247 [Wednesday] You're right.
- 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:00,752 I couldn't resist seeing you.
- 00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:05,340 Witnessing you chained and caged up makes my dark heart grin.
- 00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:08,426 Thornhill chose you to be her murderous marionette,
- 00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:10,970 not just because she saw some Hyde hibernating inside you,
- 00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:12,722 but because she saw the real you.
- 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:15,308 An expendable nobody.
- 00:32:16,142 --> 00:32:17,769 A feeble-minded schoolyard bully
- 00:32:17,852 --> 00:32:21,314 with nothing to offer to the world except for subpar barista skills.
- 00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:26,110 Your fleeting moment of notoriety will fade quicker than your generic looks.
- 00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:30,490 Thinking of you rotting away in this cell in anonymous mediocrity, that…
- 00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:33,409 is the best revenge.
- 00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:35,453 [feral growling]
- 00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:37,830 -[Tyler screams] -[electricity sparks]
- 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,001 I don't need to visit again.
- 00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:43,294 [Tyler panting]
- 00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:45,964 I already take up enough space in your twisted head.
- 00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:52,804 [bellows]
- 00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,645 [Tyler's bellow echoing]
- 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:15,576 [Orloff] The human brain is the hungriest organ in the body,
- 00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:18,746 consuming 20%--
- 00:33:20,289 --> 00:33:21,749 Who did that?
- 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:23,626 Go on!
- 00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:26,170 Speak up!
- 00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:29,132 [yelps]
- 00:33:29,632 --> 00:33:30,717 [class snickering]
- 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,344 Listen up, people.
- 00:33:33,928 --> 00:33:36,931 -[Eugene] Psst. -Unless the perpetrator reveals…
- 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,766 We've got a problem. Come on.
- 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:42,186 [Orloff] …you'll be spending the rest of the semester in detention.
- 00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:44,647 I'm watching you two.
- 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,650 [frantic, suspenseful music playing]
- 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:48,818 [Pugsley] What?
- 00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:51,195 Your pet zombie, Slurp,
- 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:52,780 he's escaped.
- 00:33:57,910 --> 00:33:59,996 [Bruno] So you didn't have your driving lesson?
- 00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:01,622 [Enid] Nope. He was a no-show.
- 00:34:13,342 --> 00:34:15,887 So, want to study for Orloff's anatomy test?
- 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:18,556 -He may be a head in a jar, but… -Yeah.
- 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,184 [indistinct chatter]
- 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:22,769 [Enid chuckles]
- 00:34:26,522 --> 00:34:28,274 [Enid] How'd that get in here?
- 00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:33,029 It's for Thing.
- 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:37,283 Thing?
- 00:34:37,366 --> 00:34:38,993 [ragged breathing]
- 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,286 [Enid] Anyone home?
- 00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:44,207 Thing? Have you been drinking?
- 00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:47,668 How is that even… You know what? It doesn't matter.
- 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,420 Could you just give us a second?
- 00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:51,339 -Yeah. -Thank you.
- 00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:54,383 [whispers] Thing. You've got a package.
- 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:58,262 I don't know if maybe it's for Prank Day, or maybe it's from Wednesday's stalker.
- 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,891 [quirky, eccentric music playing]
- 00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:07,396 It's your mugshot from the Normal, Illinois police department.
- 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,482 There's a town called Normal?
- 00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:11,526 Who's Fernando Fingertips?
- 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,444 Your first alias?
- 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,655 Yeah, it is very catchy.
- 00:35:20,034 --> 00:35:22,537 "Found this while cleaning out an old safe house."
- 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:25,123 "Happy birthday to my buddy from another body."
- 00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:28,501 "Snickers and wet willies, your partner in crime, Fester."
- 00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:31,629 Thing! Is it your birthday?
- 00:35:32,588 --> 00:35:34,257 No, Wednesday didn't tell me!
- 00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:37,552 Did the entire Addams family forget it was your birthday?
- 00:35:38,636 --> 00:35:41,055 I'm really sorry. You know what?
- 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,599 You are an honorary member of the Wolf Pack.
- 00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:46,144 Why don't we take you out tonight to celebrate?
- 00:35:46,769 --> 00:35:47,812 [thud]
- 00:35:47,895 --> 00:35:49,647 Bruno! Oh my God, oh my God!
- 00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:51,649 -What happened? Are you-- -[thud, clattering]
- 00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:09,333 [knocking at door]
- 00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:10,293 Yes?
- 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:17,550 Do you have an update on Mrs. Addams?
- 00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:19,510 I gave her the donor list.
- 00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:21,137 She's going through the names,
- 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:24,098 and we'll meet at the end of the week to discuss strategy.
- 00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:27,393 And you drew her attention to <i>numero uno </i>on that list?
- 00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:31,355 Unfortunately, she and her mother are estranged.
- 00:36:32,648 --> 00:36:33,983 How estranged?
- 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:36,235 She refuses to call her.
- 00:36:39,113 --> 00:36:42,200 Hester Frump is the linchpin to this whole campaign.
- 00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:44,118 She is the 50-foot shark
- 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:48,331 that will signal the other big fish that Nevermore is worth preserving.
- 00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:51,792 Why don't you have that conversation with Mrs. Addams?
- 00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:55,087 Because you can be so much more persuasive.
- 00:36:57,715 --> 00:37:00,509 You're not seriously asking me to siren song her?
- 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:01,844 Of course not.
- 00:37:02,428 --> 00:37:03,554 I'm ordering you.
- 00:37:08,267 --> 00:37:11,437 You will never try and coerce me again.
- 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,442 [Bianca sighs in relief]
- 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,569 Nice try, Ms. Barclay.
- 00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:21,197 Yeah.
- 00:37:21,822 --> 00:37:23,032 [clicks tongue]
- 00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:27,161 Little souvenir I picked up in a dinky antique shop in the Florida Keys.
- 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,537 It's beautiful, isn't it?
- 00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:33,251 Oh, and this here is made up of itty-bitty pieces of Corinthian coral,
- 00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:35,920 making me impervious to your siren song.
- 00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:37,713 I keep it on me at all times.
- 00:37:38,714 --> 00:37:39,924 [Dort clears throat]
- 00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:42,343 You see, the key to winning
- 00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:44,845 in both golf and life
- 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,681 is keeping your eye on the ball.
- 00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:48,641 So let me help you focus.
- 00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:51,352 We both know that I hold your future in my hand.
- 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:54,897 I could either lift you up… or crush you.
- 00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:56,691 Understood?
- 00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:02,697 Now use your gift
- 00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:06,659 and get Morticia Addams and her beloved mother on our side.
- 00:38:16,585 --> 00:38:17,545 [door closes]
- 00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:18,629 [grim music playing]
- 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:21,549 [muffled thumping, rattling]
- 00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:24,677 Thing?
- 00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:28,347 {\an8}[frantic music fluttering]
- 00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:29,974 Wait, where's Enid?
- 00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:32,351 {\an8}[phone vibrating]
- 00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:39,692 [mysterious voice] <i>Do I have your attention?</i>
- 00:38:39,775 --> 00:38:41,777 Who are you, and where's Enid?
- 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:43,571 <i>The game has just begun.</i>
- 00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:45,865 <i>You have 30 minutes</i> <i>to find your werewolf friend,</i>
- 00:38:45,948 --> 00:38:47,241 <i>or I put her down.</i>
- 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:50,202 <i>Involve anyone else, and game over.</i>
- 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:51,829 <i>I am watching.</i>
- 00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:54,457 <i>Tick tock, Ms. Addams.</i>
- 00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:56,625 [tense music building]
- 00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:12,099 [eerie, distressing music playing]
- 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,402 [breathing shakily]
- 00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:27,490 Bruno!
- 00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:30,409 Bruno!
- 00:39:31,243 --> 00:39:32,411 Are you okay?
- 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:34,246 Enid…
- 00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:37,249 Where are we?
- 00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:40,211 I think we're in Iago Tower.
- 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:44,548 Doesn't look like anyone's been up here in a long time.
- 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:48,761 They closed it off years ago after it was damaged in some freak electrical storm.
- 00:39:52,515 --> 00:39:55,684 [Enid strains, struggles]
- 00:39:57,311 --> 00:39:59,021 Who would do this to us?
- 00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:05,653 Okay, Ajax!
- 00:40:06,695 --> 00:40:08,906 Great prank! Now let us go.
- 00:40:10,699 --> 00:40:11,826 Ajax?
- 00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:14,078 [metallic clang]
- 00:40:17,832 --> 00:40:19,583 [distressing music intensifies]
- 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:22,628 I don't think this is a prank.
- 00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:25,506 [frantic, suspenseful music playing]
- 00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:32,096 [Capri] Wednesday, what are you doing out here?
- 00:40:32,179 --> 00:40:33,639 [Wednesday] Looking for my roommate.
- 00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:36,225 [Capri] That's a coincidence. I've been looking for you.
- 00:40:36,308 --> 00:40:39,145 I'm putting together an orchestra for the gala.
- 00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:41,856 -I'd like you to play cello. -I don't have time for this right now.
- 00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:45,901 And besides, when you heard me play, you were hardly complimentary.
- 00:40:45,985 --> 00:40:49,405 Oh, come on. All I was saying was if you want to be great,
- 00:40:49,488 --> 00:40:52,366 let the music control you.
- 00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:57,413 Otherwise, you'll just be… playing the notes.
- 00:40:57,496 --> 00:40:58,789 Mechanical.
- 00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:02,293 Rehearsal 3:00 p.m. Friday.
- 00:41:02,376 --> 00:41:04,086 I hope to see you there.
- 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:11,302 These aren't letters.
- 00:41:12,178 --> 00:41:13,137 They're notes.
- 00:41:23,397 --> 00:41:24,773 The heart is an organ.
- 00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:39,705 -D-E-A-D. -[notes ringing out]
- 00:41:47,254 --> 00:41:48,464 I'll try them together.
- 00:41:48,547 --> 00:41:50,341 [ominous chord surges]
- 00:41:50,424 --> 00:41:51,550 [gears clanking]
- 00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:56,597 Let's go.
- 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,784 [Enid] If only there was a full moon, we'd be out of here in no time.
- 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,662 I'm really sorry, Bruno.
- 00:42:21,163 --> 00:42:22,164 This isn't your fault.
- 00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:24,625 [sighs] I mean, it kind of is.
- 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:27,711 Whatever's going on here is clearly connected to my roommate.
- 00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:30,422 She's like this dark north star for psycho killers.
- 00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:33,050 Why are you friends with her?
- 00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:36,470 Because even though Wednesday
- 00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,973 is literally the tunnel at the end of my light…
- 00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:41,058 [delicate, emotional music playing]
- 00:42:41,141 --> 00:42:43,269 …I can't imagine my life without her in it.
- 00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:47,982 I think it's cool how you're her ride or die.
- 00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:50,192 Emphasis on die at the moment.
- 00:42:50,276 --> 00:42:51,527 [Bruno chuckles softly]
- 00:42:52,611 --> 00:42:54,196 I wish I had someone like that.
- 00:43:01,537 --> 00:43:03,622 We have to find a way to get out of here.
- 00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:06,333 We can't break these chains,
- 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:09,169 but maybe we could wriggle out if we find the right angle.
- 00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:13,090 [Enid muttering indistinctly]
- 00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:15,050 -Your shoulder. -Get your feet around.
- 00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:22,975 I thought you put new batteries in this thing.
- 00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:26,895 Does this look fully powered to you?
- 00:43:34,236 --> 00:43:36,238 [chilling music playing]
- 00:43:37,531 --> 00:43:38,616 [jolting stinger]
- 00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:06,602 This is Iago Tower.
- 00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:10,272 Come on.
- 00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:16,862 -Sorry, can you just… Wait. No… -Just your shoulder…
- 00:44:18,906 --> 00:44:20,699 [both breathing heavily]
- 00:44:22,242 --> 00:44:23,869 -[Enid chuckles] -Hey.
- 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:27,331 -Hey. -That didn't work.
- 00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:30,334 [claws clattering]
- 00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:34,463 Are you okay?
- 00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:35,547 I'm fine.
- 00:44:35,631 --> 00:44:38,550 This happens sometimes when I'm stressed or nervous.
- 00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:40,302 It's just wolf whimpers.
- 00:44:41,804 --> 00:44:44,139 Lupin late bloomers usually suffer from it.
- 00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:48,686 I was the last in my family to wolf out.
- 00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:51,772 No way.
- 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:53,732 Me too.
- 00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:55,651 I had the nervous claw thing too.
- 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:59,154 -Have you tried box breathing? -[whispers] No.
- 00:44:59,738 --> 00:45:01,657 [inhales deeply]
- 00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:02,741 Four counts in.
- 00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:05,411 Four holding.
- 00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:08,789 Four out.
- 00:45:08,872 --> 00:45:10,874 [delicate, emotional music continues]
- 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:26,724 [foreboding music building]
- 00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:39,403 Enid!
- 00:45:39,486 --> 00:45:40,988 Wednesday! Oh, thank God!
- 00:45:41,071 --> 00:45:43,031 You need to get us out of this!
- 00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:45,492 Thing, pick their locks.
- 00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:49,538 [Enid shrieks]
- 00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:52,249 Thing, watch out!
- 00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:55,377 Thing! You okay?
- 00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:03,051 [rattling overhead]
- 00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:08,348 Wednesday!
- 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:09,683 Where are you going?
- 00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:13,437 [perilous music escalating]
- 00:46:26,492 --> 00:46:28,035 [Wednesday] "What don't you see?"
- 00:46:30,996 --> 00:46:32,414 [Enid] Oh my God! Oh my God!
- 00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:37,836 [Wednesday] Poe, Dante,
- 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,421 Shelley, Dickens…
- 00:46:40,088 --> 00:46:41,882 Wednesday, you need to hurry!
- 00:46:43,175 --> 00:46:45,719 Each stack is the collected work of a famous author.
- 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,723 [Enid yelps] Wednesday!
- 00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:52,226 [Wednesday] Proust, Tolstoy…
- 00:46:54,102 --> 00:46:56,355 The answer must be a book that's missing.
- 00:46:57,898 --> 00:47:00,609 [Enid] I swear if I survive this, I'm demanding a spa day!
- 00:47:00,692 --> 00:47:01,819 Wells…
- 00:47:02,444 --> 00:47:05,030 <i>-Baby-Sitter's Club?</i> -How many are in that one?
- 00:47:05,948 --> 00:47:07,825 -131. -[Enid] Dammit. That's all of them.
- 00:47:07,908 --> 00:47:10,786 -Unless you're counting graphic novels-- -Enough, Enid.
- 00:47:12,329 --> 00:47:14,665 [panicked breathing]
- 00:47:14,748 --> 00:47:16,083 But what you don't see…
- 00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:20,504 Of course! <i>The Invisible Man </i>by H.G. Wells!
- 00:47:20,587 --> 00:47:22,005 [Bruno] Hey!
- 00:47:25,217 --> 00:47:26,385 Wednesday, time's up!
- 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,764 -[keys clacking] -[typewriter dings]
- 00:47:31,515 --> 00:47:33,016 [clanking slows, halts]
- 00:47:35,435 --> 00:47:36,728 [Enid and Bruno panting]
- 00:47:42,776 --> 00:47:44,319 Wednesday, you did it!
- 00:47:49,491 --> 00:47:50,784 [Wednesday sighs]
- 00:47:54,997 --> 00:47:57,875 [slow, measured clapping]
- 00:47:58,667 --> 00:47:59,751 Who's there?
- 00:48:08,677 --> 00:48:10,637 Happy Prank Day, Wednesday.
- 00:48:12,222 --> 00:48:15,475 My crazed stalker is an invisible 13-year-old?
- 00:48:17,394 --> 00:48:19,521 [eerie, unsettling music playing]
- 00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:22,399 [stalker] We haven't been properly introduced.
- 00:48:22,482 --> 00:48:24,067 I'm Agnes DeMille,
- 00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:26,069 your number one superfan.
- 00:48:27,446 --> 00:48:31,116 You don't seriously expect me to believe you pulled off this elaborate prank solo.
- 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:34,036 I had a little help from some DaVincis.
- 00:48:34,119 --> 00:48:37,331 After I blackmailed them with incriminating Snapchat pics.
- 00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:38,999 Perks of being invisible.
- 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:43,712 I just asked myself, W-W-W…
- 00:48:45,088 --> 00:48:46,089 D.
- 00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:47,507 What would Wednesday do?
- 00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:49,676 That's my line, you little psycho!
- 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,430 I knew if I came up with the most twisted game, I'd get your attention.
- 00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:57,267 I hope it's lived up to your exacting standards.
- 00:48:58,268 --> 00:49:00,520 Admit it, you're a little impressed.
- 00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:04,232 I can't believe we were almost perforated by your fangirl mini-me.
- 00:49:06,109 --> 00:49:07,611 Why don't I return the favor?
- 00:49:07,694 --> 00:49:10,822 Park your claws, Rainbow Barbie.
- 00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:15,494 Besides, I got you some alone time with the pack hottie. You're welcome.
- 00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:18,956 You almost burned my novel at the Founder's Pyre.
- 00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:20,791 [Agnes] That was just an appetizer.
- 00:49:21,416 --> 00:49:23,168 This was the main course.
- 00:49:23,251 --> 00:49:26,171 Then why kill Galpin and place his eyeball on Enid's cushion?
- 00:49:26,254 --> 00:49:28,215 That eyeball was real?
- 00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:29,716 I didn't kill Galpin.
- 00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:32,344 I wanted to become your friend.
- 00:49:33,053 --> 00:49:34,763 Not your next murder case.
- 00:49:36,181 --> 00:49:38,725 Took this as a… souvenir.
- 00:49:40,727 --> 00:49:42,688 I already scrolled through his texts.
- 00:49:44,064 --> 00:49:45,482 And his e-mails.
- 00:49:45,565 --> 00:49:47,609 So if you didn't kill him, then who did?
- 00:49:48,193 --> 00:49:49,611 I can help you find out.
- 00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:53,782 [chuckles]
- 00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:59,579 Only Wednesday Addams would have multiple stalkers.
- 00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:01,832 Room for one more?
- 00:50:01,915 --> 00:50:03,333 Wannabes take the stairs.
- 00:50:15,929 --> 00:50:17,931 [thunder rumbling]
- 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:25,272 [Morticia] Bianca!
- 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:28,483 What a surprise. Please, come on in.
- 00:50:30,777 --> 00:50:32,696 Did you forget something, dear?
- 00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:35,115 Actually, I did.
- 00:50:37,367 --> 00:50:38,952 You must contact your mother,
- 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,371 invite her to the gala,
- 00:50:41,955 --> 00:50:43,874 and secure a large donation.
- 00:50:44,416 --> 00:50:47,169 She is your highest priority.
- 00:50:49,004 --> 00:50:49,921 Yes.
- 00:50:50,839 --> 00:50:51,840 That's it.
- 00:50:52,799 --> 00:50:53,800 Mama.
- 00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:56,094 I should call her.
- 00:50:59,931 --> 00:51:03,560 You'll have no memory I was here, Mrs. Addams.
- 00:51:09,649 --> 00:51:10,650 Good night.
- 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,086 [thumping]
- 00:51:32,464 --> 00:51:33,924 I forgot your birthday.
- 00:51:34,007 --> 00:51:35,383 And that's inexcusable.
- 00:51:36,343 --> 00:51:38,720 I hope this makes up for my memory lapse.
- 00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:44,017 It's an antique thumbscrew.
- 00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:45,769 Napoleonic era.
- 00:51:45,852 --> 00:51:47,521 Designed by Anatole Deibler,
- 00:51:47,604 --> 00:51:49,606 France's most notorious torturer.
- 00:51:51,149 --> 00:51:53,026 I'm willing to be your first victim.
- 00:52:01,451 --> 00:52:03,370 I'm concerned about Enid too.
- 00:52:04,037 --> 00:52:07,332 Unmasking my flame-haired stalker was an unwelcome distraction.
- 00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:12,963 If I'm able to regain my psychic ability, I think I'll be able to save Enid
- 00:52:13,046 --> 00:52:15,549 and figure out who killed Galpin and Bradbury.
- 00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:19,094 Let's take another look at Goody's book.
- 00:52:19,177 --> 00:52:20,929 Did you find any answers in there?
- 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:26,184 Where is it?
- 00:52:30,021 --> 00:52:31,481 My mother took my book?
- 00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:52,419 [Slurp gurgling]
- 00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:04,306 [Dort on phone] <i>You've reached Principal Dort.</i>
- 00:53:04,389 --> 00:53:05,891 <i>I'm unavailable, but don't panic.</i>
- 00:53:05,974 --> 00:53:08,018 <i>Leave a message,</i> <i>and I'll get right back to you.</i>
- 00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:11,271 -<i>Always remember, Nevermore 4evermore.</i> -[voicemail beeps]
- 00:53:11,354 --> 00:53:12,898 This is Gabe Packard.
- 00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:16,693 I'm informing you that I am no longer teaching Nevermore students.
- 00:53:16,776 --> 00:53:19,613 Enid Sinclair has pushed me over the edge.
- 00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:25,327 [gasps]
- 00:53:25,410 --> 00:53:27,412 [chilling music playing]
- 00:53:31,124 --> 00:53:32,125 [sputtering]
- 00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:36,630 [car beeping]
- 00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:43,970 [chilling music oscillating]
- 00:53:52,604 --> 00:53:53,438 What?
- 00:53:54,439 --> 00:53:55,357 [jolting stinger]
- 00:53:56,775 --> 00:53:57,609 [screaming]
- 00:53:59,569 --> 00:54:00,737 [Slurp snarls]
- 00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,330 [music trails off]
- 00:54:10,413 --> 00:54:12,415 [jauntily macabre outro music playing]
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